Batman and Robin (Short Version)

[3Deity]

He froze the Californian economy

[shairaptor]

BATMAN valid thru FOREVER loool

I watch this movie and prefer it to batman begins!!!

[kowalityjesus]

I think that the movie was not too bad. Remember it was kind of a kid's movie, I enjoyed it when I was a kid. Everyone is so jaded these days. God bless Arnold Schwarzenegger

[hossain4977]

anold



[froggy227ful]

2:38 lol the guy is having a baby

[megamovieman101]

I dont get it. Was the movie SUPPOSED to be a joke?

[WHlTEDEVlL]

@megamovieman101 i have made two comment replies within 5 minutes, i look like an asshole. but i don't care, so long as i get to tell you this!

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. YOU DON'T GET IT, SPOT ON!!! SO SHUT THE FUCK UP. DONT ASK QUESTION. YOU DONT GET A CHILDRENS FUCKING MOVIE, YOU MUST NOT GET MY REPLY. GET THIS, FUCK YOU!

[megamovieman101]

@WHlTEDEVlL Hmm maybe it was something i said... idk. I was asking a question no need to... idk what to call that... But i take it this movie WASN'T supposed to be a joke then.

[Desmond8043]

ALRIGHT EVERYONE, CHILLLLLLL, CHILLLLLLLLL, CHILLLLLLLLLLLLL!

[ultimatemanofwar]

2:35 reminded me of total recall

[jjstuntman]

im mr white christmas im mr snow the best villan batman has ever seen chill

[NicksterS318]

CHIIIIIIIIIILL

[iRenz0]

Freeze in Hell?...Okay that's just wrong.

[iRenz0]

(After Batman beats him)

Batman: Looks like Mr. Freeze just got *puts on sunglasses* burned.

[majinshenmue]

To be fair, Arnold did a great job. It's just too bad that he was force to recite so many stupid fucking lines. Joel should be in jail for what he did to this film.

[StuddleyG]

I liked this movie because I was a kid when I first saw it. It still holds a place in my childhood.

[CheesyGranola]

No mention of Ivy's innuendo?

[Ditot]

1:00 "ITS WINTER FOREVER HERE IN GOTHEM" he clearly doesn't say Gothem lol

[ninjapandaman]

Drinking Game: Drink everytime ice/cold is referenced

[careenadaly]

@ninjapandaman and die of alcohol poisoning within the first 45 min :D

[lololol533]

Surprised an ice ice baby joke wasnt used.

[Daibron]

@lololol533 I don't think that song was out when the movie was released.

[beakerox]

talk about the cold shoulder

...

FROSTYYYY!!!"

[metarusonikku]

This three minute long video reminded me of every single reason I hated this movie.

[hammyad]

wow this movie sucks ice ASS FFS now im doing FREEZE IN HELL ARNIE!!!!!

[Krakachan]

I'm scared for anyone who tries to make a drinking game out of the number of times Mr Freeze makes an ice pun. XD

[BMBURTFINEART]

I think would prefer having someone repeatedly rack me while having another someone spew diarrhea in my face than watch this cinematic abortion again, Seriously.

[TheMarepoto]

10 people believe Ice Age killed the dinosaurs.

[DRisLegend200919]

arnold rules but this movie still sucks

[Apollomasque]

Jesus, how much fun do you think Arnold had doing this movie? Do you think he had ALL OF THE FUN?

[rrrevan]

It's amazing how many scenes with ice puns were crammed into this....

[rrrevan]

Oooooh that Bat Credit card scene gives me goosebumps everytime I see it.

It's just so goddamn uncomfortable.

[Carreins]

Why do people pretend this is supposed to be a serious movie?

This entire movie just shouts suspension and laughter together! Dating from 1997 I declare the movie a certain success. Might just be out of nostalgia where I enjoyed Arnold's performance and silly jokes and phrases he did know how to make a scene, as a child this was more than enough to captivate my attention and interest.

Plus, let's not forget, the Batman series* were silly as hell and really not realistic: "POW" "SHIBANG" xD

[kuribayashi84]

........FROSTY!!!

[slaidification]

2:36, how i felt while watching batman & robin

[pushpush99]

0:26 batman and mr.freeze haveing sex keep on replaying it

[Kage6415]

Gotta love those bubble butts...

[ButterflyWars]

Mr. Freeze, "What killed the dinosaurs? The Ice Age!"

Batman, "No dumbass, it was a meteor. Do you have anything else asinine to say?"

Mr. Freeze, "Ya, like every other line I have in this stupid ass movie."

[Opalauge88]

@ButterflyWars The ice age killed off all remaining dinosaurs not killed in the impact. The meteor just caused the ice age.

[ButterflyWars]

@Opalauge88

Theory: An ice age could have come and then all the dinosaurs would freeze to death.

Conflict: Scientists have not found a single trace of ice age in the period the dinosaurs lived

[Opalauge88]

@ButterflyWars Oh I didn't know that. But could the impact of a meteor be so devastating as to eliminate all dinosaurs at once?

[terribleletsplay]

@ButterflyWars It's actually widely debated what killed the dionssaurs but there's no reason to believe it was the ice age.

[Apollomasque]

@ButterflyWars

It wasn't the Ice Age, it was DE EYES HAIGE!!

[WHlTEDEVlL]

@ButterflyWars yeah a meteor killed the dinosaurs? dumbass. god killed them because they would of killed adam and eve

[RaTeDRKOdwyer94]

8 people didnt have work to do, so they killed her..

[Apjooz]

I think Arnold's pretty good in this. Atleast I aren't constantly reminded that that's Arnold, something to do with the suit and the voice that sounds a little different than usual.

[Treblaine]

1:20 yeah, look RIGHT into the camera

[anarchykid2688]

140 mill ...... to quote Wayne Campbell i was not aware of that ...

[higoshimaru]

The ice age didn't kill the dinosaurs

[XIIIEvangelion]

It looks like a superhero movie parody.

[Antichrist2000]

still to long.

[FilmMakar]

@Antichrist2000 HAHAHAHAHA! You're right.

[raigekiman]

lol should be call the best of mr freeze

[TeamPlasmaSC]

Its so weird how Robins costume in this movie is pretty much what his NIghtwings costume is gona look like in the New 52

[NatDuv121]

ccould have skupped the Bat-Ass part

[supramanz]

There was no batman in this movie, just George Clooney in a batman costume.

[DeadlyGrim]

ALLOW ME TO BREAK THE ICE!

[Emapten]

george clooney as batman.... WhAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!

[NatDuv121]

@Emapten Val Kilmer was better, but he left because he doesn't like Arnold

[jhonjanor]

freeze weall!!!!!!

[RMilan987]

FK i love Arnold like Bad Ass guy

[antiirony]

I don't know what you are all talking about I think it's a masterpiece.

[rockworm503]

After this performance Schwarzenegger realized how he could apply it to politics.

[TheColoroutofSpace]

From Tim Burton's Batman, to this... I just...I don't even...

[Agent1W]

@TheColoroutofSpace Buyer beware, dude. I told you my compound would take you places, but I never said they'd be places you would want to go. And if you don't like it, you can buy from someone else, assuming Batman left anyone to buy from...

[Iker122]

FROSTY

[whostheman6]

1:03

NO! NO! DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!!!!

[MrJCool5000]

1:03 RAPE MY CHILDHOOD WILL YOU?!

[YAHSPETSNAZ]

so many ice puns

[Goraka91]

I don't care what anyone else says, this is the most awesome movie ever.

[jifdc]

I had a *Brain FREEEEZE* watching this movie!

[ThePoiMaster]

I thought this is Batman not the defected Terminator?!

[LOKBLUDOM3N]

I don't see nothing bad about this movie.

It looks good from my eyes.

[WARIORHEART]

@LOKBLUDOM3N HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[theadamlongstaff]

cringe!

[Thezillionth]

Get the cooler!

[williamlaughs]

@tommiedepew1 Well, I honestly like a lot of movies that are flops too. I actually think Mystery Men is a good comedy and it looks a little like the Schumacher Batman films.

[keerkhor]

Seriously, Schwarzenegger's accent is horrible.

[yourpolice]

OH MY GOD

[jhonjanor]

ice cold, ice age, ice ice ice ice ice, this cold, prostiiii, freeze, freeze, FREEZE!!!!

[batmanlooksgood]

Thats the single most line i hate in this whole movie... when Batz says "The heat is on"...

(i wish i could pour sulfuric acid on every copy of this movie)

[VirDiligo]

2:47 That was pathetic. Kill this movie with fire!

[xquickstrykex]

This was so awesome I got the "chills" watching it...

[williamlaughs]

How did they not know they were producing a big frozen turd?

[unlessitsafarm]

DAT ASS

[brazilnews]

how many times does he have to say freeze?!?!?!?!

[MakkaraMix]

What the hell? Batman logo, Robin logo, ass?

[gentlerat]

"Kill her later"? Batman doesn't kill people, especially not this one.

[wrightylee1982]

i've never been able to sit thru more than 3 minutes of this travesty...this makes me want to vomit a lung!

[justplainruk]

Huh. So I guess Mr. Freeze has something to do with ice?

[SirLokiChuffingtom]

Not funny. Just embarressing. The only good thing about this film is that it sucked so bad that Warner Bros. took Batman back to a more serious, darker approach for Batman Begins.

[jojockful007]

ur not sending me to the cooler :)

[necronlord123]

even batwomens suit has nipples

[jojockful007]

I can't believe Arnold allowed himself to do this, worst movie period.

[onlyone23km]

@jojockful007 are you serious?

[jojockful007]

@onlyone23km one of the worst, idk thas just my opinon

[DarthMex1991]

We made a punching game out of Batman & Robin we punch eachother for everytime we hear a pun... we were very brused after it was over :P

[vinrayden]

GET TO DA ICE BOXXXXXXX.........

[ShredderJr87]

The fact that when they were suiting up and they showed their ass at the beginning just to be funny is when I said to myself, "This is gonna blow."

[clintbronson5]

God is this fucking shiiiit!

[Curseco]

Let's kick some icy batbutts and batnipples.

[Kuramoong]

LOL at 0:26 ''can you feel it coming'' and the face batman does haha.

[Lupain]

lol the first 10 seconds are the funniest xDDD

[poux12]

Joe freeze: Let's kick some...isssse !

Joker: And I thought my jokes were bad...

[deleoa471]

@poux12 lmao if he ever talk to me like mr freeze i would fucking piss myself laughing joker lose lol

[RealRussianStandard]

@poux12 joe freeze?

[PrimeTimeJokesta]

1:20 Arnold & Jesse Ventura reunion. Jesse Ventura played the prison guard at Gotham Asylum.

[mitchellvanvliet]

i grew up with this movie so i cant say anything bad about it :P but damn all these movie lines get anoying haha

[ChocolateFlux]

A BAT-CREDITCARD?!!??!?!?!?!

[thegovernor666]

WHAT KILLED THE DINOSAURS?

[poux12]

@thegovernor666

THE ICE AGE !!

[MasterDragonKnight]

@poux12 Close, but not quite. It is actually...

ZE IZE AEGE!!!

[darkmage123345]

thumbs up it you came from listverse!

[allana221]

@darkmage123345 LOL, I came from listverse too

[mka6585]

and a new drinking game is born

[jazpertube]

you forgot the star of the movie: BANE!!! :D freezing vid, anyway ***

[tecksipport]

Gotta love the Bat-nipples. And the Batass. And the Bat-crotch. Wait, what?

[aruiz90]

"Allow me to break the ice" best line in a movie ever.

[BillyBoy5353]

Good God, this movie sucks!

[chickenbiscito]

LMFAO

FREEZE IN HELL BATMAN ARRRAAAARRRAAARRGGHH

[gladroad]

Schumacher and his ass in rubber fetish. Jesus!!

[ACRedsCreations]

FREEZE = KANNADAAAAAAA!

[Deavi783]

2:14

I like how Clooney is looking down in shame.

[Emendil]

Who wrote the script a penguin?? joer ...

[YouWereTheChosenONE]

Arnold is cool in this movie.. cant say the same for the movie itslef though xD

[YouWereTheChosenONE]

Arnold is cool in this movie..

[ManintheArmor]

Arnold was too cool for this movie.

[neverenough4206]

2:07-2:10 got me all excited

[richardfanx3]

I love Mr. Freeze

[Denamic]

That dude really likes ice.

[TheHorrorKing1]

I only watch this movie to make myself laugh on a bad day.

[antiirony]

the heat is on 2:28

[lamecamera]

i actually liked this movie

[allforch17]

cool? This is GOD AWFUL!!!!!

[GarnetBering93]

Did Joel Schumacher kill Batman in the comics too?

[kereealazer]

Every Arnold line has a cold pun ion it xD

[voidnothing]

Actually a meteor killed the dinosaurs.

[Talha3200]

Shut up, do not say freeeze again.

[MDG199920002001]

GAHTHAM



[atomichead777]

this is a pretty cool video

[TheSeanFilm]

mr freeze weres alot of chrome.

[TheartoFbreaKng]

was this supposed to set up batman 5 with a batgirl?

[taranchula97]

You could turn this movie into a drinking game. Every time Mr. Freeze makes a reference to cold, ice, freeze, etc., you take a drink. You'd be dummied by the end of this movie.

[crazymatthew53]

Tonight's Forecast: A FREEEEZE is coming!!!!!!

The Heat is on!

LOLZ

[reacharlie]

0:04-0:10 gay

[ItsSomeDeadGuy]

@reacharlie Good word for it.

[Jspheonix]

@reacharlie Ya think?!

[aruiz90]

@reacharlie ghey

[laschofield]

@reacharlie 0:08 lol butte

[MeatSim9]

2:39 :)

[MeatSim9]

@MeatSim9

Finally got the timing right. :P

[HeadBangerAust]

one word to summarize this arbortion of a movie... SHIT!!! no matter what anybody says, Joel Schumaker can't make movies for the love of crap!!! he sucks!!!

[iiAFX]

@HeadBangerAust

nah, Batman Forever was alright, A Time to Kill was pretty good, Phone Booth was good, The Number 23 was eh. he's made some decent movies.

[HeadBangerAust]

@iiAFX he only does mainstream shit and doesn't focus on surprising the audience with plot or twists, only making what he thinks they want as entertainment

[atomichead777]

@HeadBangerAust

not exactly

lost boys and a time to kill are good movies

well, his only good movies

the rest are either decent or shitty, like batman and robin

[HeadBangerAust]

@atomichead777 didn't see either one, heard Lost Boys was about childhood homosexuality

[atomichead777]

@HeadBangerAust

what about 'a time to kill'??

[HeadBangerAust]

@atomichead777 didn't see it, don't know what it's about, and don't wish to see it

[atomichead777]

@HeadBangerAust

just because joel made one shitty movie, doesn't mean all his movies suck

he just doesn't know how to make a proper batman movie

'a time to kill' is a VERY good movie

[HeadBangerAust]

@atomichead777 not because of it being made by Joel, a friend saw it and neither of us knew it was made by him, but he said it wasn't anything that i'd like

[BanditRev0lver]

@HeadBangerAust He made The Lost Boys. 

[DeadlyGrim]

@HeadBangerAust He made Falling Down, probably one of the best movies to capture the feeling of the 90s.

[mattwilhelm60]

@HeadBangerAust oh hai for making an appearance captain obvious

[dudelove56]

HES FREEZING THE FURNNAAACEE

[Treblaine]

the guy who directed this, his previous film: A Time To kill.

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yeah, that moving legal drama about child rape, racism and extra-judicial murder trail... after that Joel Schumacher made THIS!?!?!? WHAT THA FFFUUUUUUU-

[Treblaine]

"FFREEEEEHHHHHZZZZ"