Game Fails: GOW 3 "Protect me torso!"

[mxturado]

THIS IS SPAAAARTAAA!!

[JoninJordan]

MIND QUAD!!

[HsxFree]

Stick it to that thing and it will speak english.....his first word was help...

[ANIOLATORV]

Protect me cone!

[Delcthu]

20 years ago there would be concerned parents outside Epic Games demanding censorship for this. Still don't understand how they let 12 year olds play this

[TECH3BEAT]

@Delcthu probably it's intended for more mature audience much like a R rated movie

[ChaosMugetsu]

@Delcthu the parents of said 12 year olds are mindless fucks for not looking into the games their kids ask for then complain when they see the kid rip a persons balls off and use em for a tennis match

[AZNopinions]

I read tht title in griff's voic......i bet u did too

[Airondot]

gears 3 is suck a good game that it has no fails

[Lordsteven125]

lol that happend on one of my games to (sadly i wasent the one to get it)

[OpusMagenum]

I didn't know you could attach a grenade to a hostage....er.(excuse me) Bullet catcher, and kick them away. Wow 3 months later and there are still things I don't know.

[triassic911]

@OpusMagenum That was a feature that was being promoted before Gears 3 came out.

[WarNerd16]

@OpusMagenum press up on dpad lol?

[SuperSuperific]

I didnt know if it was God of War 3 or Gears of War 3 lol so I just clicked it

[NeoG35]

gears 3 is such a good game. i dont know why i stopped playing it.

[devinjesperson]

@NeoG35 go back, you'll remember

[PhoenixRebirth117]

Stop beating the dead grub.

[GDTFO]

im from reggeaton's birthplace and i think it sucks

[triassic911]

@GDTFO Panama?

[GDTFO]

@triassic911 have you reasearched it?

[triassic911]

@GDTFO Of course, I'm a huge reggaeton fan.

[BlackRoseUYA]

You shot my gun with your torso bullets... THAT WAS IMPOLIIIIIIIITE!

[HWJSLS2SADAH234]

okey guys everyone who can undestand spanish tell me if a song about having sex all the time with women on every place and say thats music it makes every one mad cause theres no respect for the women it self the music its call reggaeton or something like this.... imagine this rap or hip hop but the only songs u will listen about rap or hip hop its about sex and nothing else

[CSRgamer]

@HWJSLS2SADAH234

Uh, alot of Eminem's stuff is just about his life.

[tokyo200]

More badass than a fail.

[Rosfuture]

@BENJAM1NM thx alot!!



[H4wkBirdy]

Why am i stuck at 0:02 :\

YouTube is le broken

[WafflezDay]

What?

[Hepdawd]

Hey...my torso shield is drooling on me...

[WeMadCuzTheyBad]

PROTECT ME CONE

[Zenithnoon12]

I dont get it.

[TheJaparican]

@Zenithnoon12 blind

[comango458]

@Zenithnoon12 you only can pick up a wounded enemy, he picked up the torso of a dead guy.

[AgentDime]

@Zenithnoon12 I never understand the GOW 3 fails D:

[YouAndMrT]

@Zenithnoon12 You normally don't hold a de-limbed lifeless torso hostage.

[mrsquishiness]

@Zenithnoon12 does nobody play gears now?

[combat1236]

@Zenithnoon12 You dont watch Red vs Blue

[XafrojewfroX]

@Zenithnoon12 69

[scoober11111]

@Zenithnoon12 it was just the torso of the locust left, and its a reference to their show "Red vs Blue" when grif yells protect me cone.

[ronaldli5]

@Zenithnoon12 there was a dead torso ragdoll stuck to the player(as if it was a bulletproof vest) as he was in a firefight.

[SSBBaddict]

@ronaldli5 it wasnt "stuck" to the player. it's called a meat-shield.. Player uses a downed opponent to act as a bullet sponge.

[eksman5]

@HWJSLS2SADAH234 Fuck English.* It's* the most spoken* language only because* it* is the easiest of all to learn.* I prefer to* learn Russian* or German*. Fuck your language.*

There, I wrote how your comment should have looked. Also, English is actually one of the harder languages to learn. If you don't like it or are bad at it, don't use it. There are translators for a reason.

[TheTaistelukala]

@eksman5 English isn't actually most spoken language in the world... but i agree with you, this guy is an asshole

[HWJSLS2SADAH234]

@TheTaistelukala STFU dude im pissed just because the other guy said to me that my english it wasnt good enough for him im not saying this to all but forget it i prefer to be hated than ask for apologize to people who thinks is better than other so sorry

[HWJSLS2SADAH234]

@eksman5 i being like for 4 months without use english so i lose practice thats why my english its fucking horrible and translator dont work if u put a setence on a translator and tried to put it on spanish it says another think and not what u tried to say sorry for that commemt i was pissed when i wrote the comment cause if you understand spanish see this video daddy yanke habla sobre el metal and its says that rock sucks thats why i was mad with the world

[waterboy419]

Uh...what?

[goremini181]

Terrible title. why? because it's not the same as RvB and Griff saying it. also the torso was protecting him unlike the cone.

[veryc0mm0nname]

MIND QUAD will return after these mesages

[zogrush]

I never get the gears of war fails!

[WWEdeadman]

For me the real fail is still Gears of War in general.

[coolmon180]

@WWEdeadman no the real fail is mw3 and bf3 both suck

[amatoryknight]

It's just a flesh wound... BOOM

[XXpreskoolIsHardXX]

Admit it, you read the title in Griffs voice.

[pencilneckgeek216]

@XXpreskoolIsHardXX Nope. I read it in Geoff's voice.

[TheGermanMedic]

@XXpreskoolIsHardXX yup! xD

[rokmongo]

@XXpreskoolIsHardXX I actually read it in Grif's voice.

[klaridon]

@XXpreskoolIsHardXX What's a Griff?

[MikeTheCavemann]

@klaridon fuck you

[klaridon]

@MikeTheCavemann Why so angry? I'm just asking what a Griff is.

[Hardlife2341]

@XXpreskoolIsHardXX One F He says himself. Sorry

[yayo4624]

This happen to me almost every time I use the human shield. Thats why I stopped using it.

[Halfire8]

anybody else thought God of War 3?

[spyRG]

@Halfire8 no dude, they all show xbox games :), god of war is ps3 exclusive.

[xucphra6]

@spyRG they show n e fail on every system ive seen PC and PS3 fails

[Zarzarcon]

You aint in Steelport no more.

[hm77065]

@joshm0n117 Im pretty sure everyone got it...

[shawnygz]

first a cone, then a torso. whats next

[royalmailspoofs]

@shawnygz YO FACE GOD DAMN IT!

[brenden1138]

protect me cone lol

[joangura]

meatshield...no is a fail

[Mr564900]

Lol this happened to me yesterday

[ucamulbaskilla]

Anyone else think this was God Of War 3 when you clicked it?

[IxRaNGeRxI]

@ucamulbaskilla no your just an idiot

[wadad17]

@ucamulbaskilla ಠ_ಠ

[PhonyGod]

That wasn't a fail. It was just epic

[Rosieon]

YES... we need MORE Gears fail videos dammit!!

[RasenShuriken003]

not a fail but its badass

[ProtectorOfCake]

I've seen this happen when I played horde once. I almost died laughing.

[21zxcvbnm12]

I do this all the time

[HWJSLS2SADAH234]

man this guy has play over 500 matches and i only 300 thats a no life cause i havent play for 2 months

[xxCOMBATBEARxx]

@HWJSLS2SADAH234 Sure lets go with "I cant spell for shit sentence"

[HWJSLS2SADAH234]

@xxCOMBATBEARxx fuck english its the most talk language only cause is the easiest of all i prefer learn russian or german so fuck your language

[xxCOMBATBEARxx]

@HWJSLS2SADAH234 You mad bro? Come at me Its one of the hardest languages to learn you fucking foreigner. If your'e that mad fucking get off youtube then. Its english based you little cunt.

[HWJSLS2SADAH234]

@xxCOMBATBEARxx dude search for reggaeton and tell me if sounds good or what cause the music talks about havnig sex with al women and no respecto for they and later they insult rock so thats why i wrote that negative comment im so sorry for that

[xxCOMBATBEARxx]

@HWJSLS2SADAH234 How bout no. I have better things to do than search REGGAETON music

[HWJSLS2SADAH234]

@xxCOMBATBEARxx well dont search it do other things like go out with friends or girlfriend or just go out

[xxCOMBATBEARxx]

@HWJSLS2SADAH234 How about I play games with her on my pc and stop giving me options? Because I can care less. And stop messaging me

[CSRgamer]

@HWJSLS2SADAH234

Actually romance languages such as Spanish are the easiest to learn. By the way, your grammar with the 'Easiest of all languages to learn' is atrocious.

[HWJSLS2SADAH234]

@CSRgamer fuck you dude the spanish isnt easy its hard with all those accents and comas and with the way you say the word cause some of them sound the same so when u learn no talk latin, greek or spanish fluid without problems or write me the next comment on spanish and dont use google translator so i can see if spanish is easy to write and talk .l.

[CSRgamer]

@HWJSLS2SADAH234

Chill, bro. I've taken Spanish for one semester in school, obviously I won't be able to communicate fluidly with it. I'm just saying it's common knoweldge that romance languages in general are easier to learn. But does it really matter? I mean who cares what's easy and hard to learn? Why do you have a problem with people who speak certain languages? Just let people live how they want to live.

[fatpaychecks]

"AD: BATTLE TECHNIQUE -> LV. 2 TORSO FLAIL"

You become a torso flailing machine and start whipping monster chum like it's going out of style.

[FPSAntarctica]

Done that so many times. Still pretty funny though.

[cosmic458]

hfjr

[Koenigsbomber]

@cosmic458

I agree.

[Laitharex]

PROTECT ME CONE!!!!1

[Mr10Lap]

This is the most mature i've ever seen a comment section before. :)

[Shadow61978]

Gears of war fails suck. You know why? CUZ THIS GAME IS MADE OF WIN!

[dontshootma97]

@Shadow61978 Looks like a game I would never want to play and a huge fail to me.

[KiwiLovin7]

@Shadow61978

This and the Halo series are the only reasons I would ever get a 360.

[joshm0n117]

Did anyone else get the "Protect me cone!" reference from RvB?

[Yceb0x]

@joshm0n117 Nope, what the heck else would it be from????

[randomwithacapitalT]

@joshm0n117 oh I DID I DID

[DanTheEnigma]

@joshm0n117 I thought it was a "Protect me Gun!" reference from DBZ Abridged. :P

[Physicsguy2001]

@DanTheEnigma That was actually the first thing that popped into my head.

[Yorcont]

@joshm0n117 ohh cmon...i said that before you put it and i find out that you get the top comment??? mine was like, "this is a win with a torso instead a cone like on RVB?" maybe i should write it like you, especially the "v" from RvB. Well i just can say: "Congratulations"

[joshm0n117]

@Yorcont thx! (and srry)

[joshm0n117]

@Yorcont thx! (and srry)

[joshm0n117]

@Yorcont thx! and srry...

[m3drob]

@Yorcont wow .... he really destroyed your life by beeing top comment :(

[DeathWishSouthWales]

@joshm0n117 STATING! THEEEEEE! OBVIOUS-OUS-OUS-ous-ous

[coleyman1100]

@joshm0n117 yeeees

that was one of the best rvb vids they made

[joshm0n117]

@coleyman1100 i agree

[jrjuggalo159]

@joshm0n117 um duh. Seeing as the reference is the title of the video. Wow you really are a thumb whore. I mean, you didn't ask for them, but you sure wanted them by pointing out the most obvious thing.

[jordan89124]

@jrjuggalo159 WTF dude, leave him alone, no need to insult him over things that don't matter. You need to remember RvB is a comedy and people taking it seriously and getting angry about it is missing the point of the show, this is just the kind of think Joule and the others said they hated (on a resent Rooster Teeth podcast), Now do the right thing and apologise to him.

[jrjuggalo159]

@jordan89124 First off, I ain't apologizing for shit. Thumb whores get on my fucking nerve. Secondly, where the FUCK do you get off telling me what to do?

[jrjuggalo159]

@jordan89124 Also, nice lego vids. I can see how mature and grown up you are.

[CRMfanforLSU]

@jrjuggalo159 I love your insulting, its so out of date. "WOW you really are a thumb whore." Really because its seems to me he was the ONLY one to have the balls to post. So take some advice and write some shit make its suspenseful, and don't come back till something dope hits you.

[jrjuggalo159]

@CRMfanforLSU Something dope? I don't make comments to get thumb ups. I make comments cause I feel like it. Normally, they relate to the video. Pointing out things that are obvious or quoting the video is fucking retarded. The comment sections are for reviewing/actually commenting on the video. Not to make retarded ass references or ask for thumbs ups. And I don't think its balls he has, I think its lack of brain cells to think like a normal human.

[cabooses1fan]

@joshm0n117 no crap

[bobtnaig]

@joshm0n117 No. None of us got that....

[ArmoredWerewolf]

@joshm0n117 no man you were the ONLY one to get that reference congratulations here have a cookie

[STFUZombies]

So, how to you manage to get a meatshield in horde? When I press Y I always have to pummel the dude repeatidly.

& Once you have a meatshield how do you stick a grenade to it?

[paynexkillerAOTF]

@STFUZombies Press A.

[HomicidlDrifter]

@STFUZombies its X to pick up the meatshield and then up on the d-pad to stick the grenade to it if you still have a grenade

[pinoixboi]

@STFUZombies

it depends on your control scheme but i think you play on default

meat shield is X and then to attach a grenade on to them, switch to your grenades while you have a meat shield.

[Menega007]

@pinoixboi I did

[sgtlegendkiller]

Like a Boss!

[iTzFiNaL]

This always happens when you throw a meat shield with no legs.

[atomdragon4]

Maximum strength!

[AssasinZAssasin]

Is this like...Zero-G?

[CrichtonVidz]

Yeah that happens all the time...

[pwnmaster321]

not really a fail, that can happen in gears 3.

[allball103]

@pwnmaster321 still cool

[dabomb1357]

@pwnmaster321 He's walking on invisible legs.

[hatchling001]

@dabomb1357 I cant use my legs, caboose.

I know, why dont you try...walking on your hands! Then you can use your feet for high fives, or eating sandwiches. You know the important stuff.

[jack702killermonjaro]

what?

[SlayerX114]

that one made me laugh

[HellfireHawks]

@Rosfuture I think you either just equip the grenade or when you have the grenade equipped press whatever button it is to stick them to walls xD

[ElasticLeather]

Protect me cone!

[Rosfuture]

how do you stick a grenade to the meatshield an trow it at your enemys?

[BENJAM1NM]

@Rosfuture press up on d pad when you have a grenade

[Procaines]

can somebody explain this to me?

[Anthony13USA]

Thumbs up if you first thought it was a God of War 3 fail.

[alexforg]

try makeing the "bloblobloboo" noice when he is flying

[sackoo11]

Protect me cone!

[TropicalRemixed]

Red vs blue quote :)

[JaminWang09]

I got something funnier than this, it's called a joke...

[bordarboy]

@JaminWang09 Well come on then, let's hear it.

[irishgear15]

its not a fail.......if you keep shooting the meat shield body parts will fall off

[Menvajea]

@irishgear15 You mean besides the fact that a torso magically floated into the air...?

[Devdog1618]

how was that thing still alive? hahahaha

[Dargonhuman]

@Devdog1618 He's very determined?

[Thebesj2]

.?

[MisterAuster]

Better then the GOW top ten by Anoj, and thi was just one clip

[Ruby150]

... Ya know, for some reason, I thought this was going to be a God of War 3 fail... after all, they have the same friggin' abbreviation

[reddragon52894]

wow most ppl here must have not played this game or else they wouldnt act surprised ot see that. its almost normal to see

[bliz0123]

for a sec i thought it was god of war 3

[Yorcont]

was that the win for a torso instead a cone...like on RVB???

[brenden1138]

quick look left ============> you fail lol

[sesestro1440]

I'm a newbie. How did he plant the grenade to the locust?

[MiloshFTW]

@sesestro1440 up on the d-pad

[sesestro1440]

@MiloshFTW Thanks!

[total90abr]

blair witch ma fucca

[MrRougeace]

aaaaaah the times when they repeated a clip not just reversed it to the part

[NativePsyko]

That happened to me yesterday. What the Eff!!

[Squishymcpwn]

OHMIGOD GETITOFF GETITOFF

[CPRay216]

I was wondering when someone might finally catch that. XD

[BlackLegion104]

Nice. Physics FTW.