goes under bed..u try to take it out...runs out of bed, u try to get him by going around..returns to bed..now u just want to kick the motherfker..u try to kick him and kick the bed...hurtfull morning..
Would hate an alarm cloc that woke me up and ran from me... id have to go after it and shut it up...ugh its tiresome just thinking bout it. I guess that's a good thing though huh. Where can I get 1?
But, I still think an Alarm clock with a built in gun that pops out and aims at your head, with a timer counting down, will motivate people more to get out of bed in the morning.
Even thought it's without a face, I find it cute... lol XD
But the weakness is too obvious... make sure you have clear floor and even better, you have space below your bed so that you will have to crawl under your bed.
I don't know why this is so hilarious; it's gotta be the same-pitch beeping sequences that make me laugh. Ah...how nice it would be to wake up laughing, start the day off good. =D
It would have to move a lot faster than that to fully wake me up. Over the years I have perfected the art of leaping out of bed, smacking the snooze, and falling straight back to sleep. I need one with a PUZZLE.
I would totally freak out trying to get that thing from under by bed screaming while being sleep-deprived and grumpy. That's if it's not randomly humping my laptop power-adapter, at least it's having sex.
I would totally freak out trying to get that thing from under by bed screaming while being sleep-deprived and grumpy. That's if it's not randomly humping my laptop power-adapter.
@rutgerkop If this is undesired, hit "a" twice and you'll see a single digit come on. Hit "m" to turn it to 0, which disables the snooze button and tells Clocky to run away the instant the alarm sounds. Any other number tells it how much time Clocky takes between snooze and running away.
He wouldn't even manage to fall off the nightstand. That's how fast I am when I'm asleep, unfortunately. I never wake up. Sometimes I simply don't hear it, or my brain interprets the sound as part of the dream. I'm also a regular answering machine, capable of handling phonecalls and saying just about anything necessary for the caller to hang up so I can get back to sleep. Talk about wishing to have insomnia.
@noiz87 get the sonic bomb alarm clock, i do the same thing, without even realizing i ever talked to anybody. the sonic bomb alarm was amazing. I actually do have insomnia and i just sleep like a freaking log once I finally do fall asleep.
Just to be an ass- I would buy one, then purposly fill a glass of water and put it on a dresser next to my bed and when I woke up in the moring the next day waking up by that annyoing sound, I would: throw the water on it!, laugh my ass off, and then go back to sleep >:)
@t0nnu it's really hard to find, Dillards has it at christmas time, but that's it. you can find it on Nandahome . com but it's pricy, and they don't accept Visa gift cards. Nordstrom has them for the same price, and they accept visa gift cards, and for 2 extra dollars you can get a gift wrapping kit for it!
that would never work in my room. maybe after one day in a month's time when i clean up if it doesnt go under the bed. it would get stuck in something like clothes or boxes
clean your room
alfredopastafy 2 days ago
Omg what a horrible thing
Grauer82 3 days ago
Fuck alarms.
I got head.
WovenMarx 1 week ago
You call that looking for a place to hide? To me it looks like it's going in random directions and bumping into surfaces.
iLoveEatingPie 1 month ago
SMASH
ItsMeKelso 1 month ago
every morning im like WHERES MY FU&*#@ SHOUTGUN !
MrTheferaldruid 1 month ago 2
R2 if that is you beep 3 times!
morphtolive 1 month ago
Lol!
molinaro 1 month ago
after a while you would probably catch it mid-sleep .. like closing usual alarm clocks mid-sleep ..
Est0niaVisit 1 month ago
goes under bed..u try to take it out...runs out of bed, u try to get him by going around..returns to bed..now u just want to kick the motherfker..u try to kick him and kick the bed...hurtfull morning..
tubemankiwi 1 month ago 2
THIS IS WHY I NEED A FUCKING GUN!
to shoot those stupid alarm clock!
edwardclever 1 month ago
it's a fuckin alien invasion!
ventilator51 1 month ago
9gag
harijoel 1 month ago 3
Would hate an alarm cloc that woke me up and ran from me... id have to go after it and shut it up...ugh its tiresome just thinking bout it. I guess that's a good thing though huh. Where can I get 1?
LuxiorLove 1 month ago
@LuxiorLove brookstone (but only off the website) and maybe at target
brokenhearted45 1 month ago
I used to be someone's alarm clock...but then I took an arrow in the knee.
norfsk 1 month ago
@norfsk
3QU1US? IS TH4T YOU? >:O
terminallyFable 1 month ago
MIOTA NIM JAK SZATAN.
NovvaHuta 2 months ago
We got one years ago we still don't know how to get it to work
Keitou 2 months ago
Eu juro que daria um chute nessa porcaria!
cicoti 2 months ago
my brother have 1 and he suicide :(
onaligan 2 months ago
r2d22222222
Vapourx7 2 months ago
LMAO ROFL
Darkrecon6 2 months ago
My roommate has this alarm. I want to break it every time I hear it.
beatdown31 2 months ago
This wouldn't live long.
KarlsenV 3 months ago 29
These are not the droids you're looking for
sapperbloggs 3 months ago
I imagine if I put that on my desk, it would fucking knock everything over and I'd wake up in an even worse mood.
DoctorPretentious 3 months ago 3
R2D2? More like sex robot...banging into stuff over and over again.
BlacksheepwaII 3 months ago
That is a good idea.
But, I still think an Alarm clock with a built in gun that pops out and aims at your head, with a timer counting down, will motivate people more to get out of bed in the morning.
iReece2k11 3 months ago
Is ur clocky blonde?
jenbiebvill 3 months ago
Slobs!!! Clean your room
nomadseawolf 3 months ago
I want one! I would just let it loose in my room and watch it beep and slam iself into walls while I laughed...retarded R2 D2.
KawaisaPanda 4 months ago
I would buy one but my dog would murder the FUCK out of it
bigmeknurgle 4 months ago
Ok, is it wrong that I found this thing absolutely adorable?
MultiMMan 4 months ago
I lold when it got "stuck" on the wire
TheTornadoProduction 4 months ago
woooooooowwww
shazenmaire 4 months ago
This thing was invented and designed in Slovakia !
19Lenoch92 4 months ago
@Medkipz Sounds like a wonderful idea!
nandahomeinc 4 months ago
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My clock is called Chucky. When the alarm goes off in the morning it jumps on my bed tries to stab me with knife.
freshb37 5 months ago
I NEED ONE.
WoahlyCow 5 months ago
@WoahlyCow Let's make it happen!
nandahomeinc 4 months ago
charlieissocoollike.
WatsDaWurd 5 months ago
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xKlieverx 5 months ago
For some reason I laughed really hard at this
iBrianaH 5 months ago
That's so cool. I wish It knew where to hide though...
johnny21usaf 6 months ago
R2...is that you? Who done this to you?!
anyadasd 6 months ago 3
works even better when youre sleeping in a loft bed xDD
thosenightswrong 6 months ago
"alarm clock or droid?" at first i read "alarm clock or idiot?" :D
horacio1464 6 months ago
I really like this thing!!!
Crazydud20 7 months ago
@Zikau there actually is an alarm clock that shoots up puzzle pieces when it goes off, and doesn't stop until you put them back.
telebyful 7 months ago
@telebyful holy fuck. i might be able to hold a job now
ChocolatePoop1301 6 months ago 3
@telebyful You can press the four buttons simultaneously and it'll shut up ;)
wintermaker 5 months ago
They need to give it droid stun weapons, so it can shock me when I don't wake up.
zenvidar 7 months ago
Even thought it's without a face, I find it cute... lol XD
But the weakness is too obvious... make sure you have clear floor and even better, you have space below your bed so that you will have to crawl under your bed.
LuciferAmadeus 7 months ago
They should give it a face. Cute.
puppet1010 8 months ago
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RageMaxi 8 months ago
I would not be able to smash it if it is driving around my room which is very big
RageMaxi 8 months ago
[insert taking out the batteries here] X)
Elkkun 8 months ago
it would not be able to drive around in my room
obenrob 9 months ago
That little bugger would have loads of places to hide in my room >=D
Considering buying it xD
firemonkey4me 9 months ago
I got one three years ago, still using it now :)
ratybj 9 months ago
I don't know why this is so hilarious; it's gotta be the same-pitch beeping sequences that make me laugh. Ah...how nice it would be to wake up laughing, start the day off good. =D
essbee2334 9 months ago 2
it's kinda cute!
bluebreads 10 months ago
It would have to move a lot faster than that to fully wake me up. Over the years I have perfected the art of leaping out of bed, smacking the snooze, and falling straight back to sleep. I need one with a PUZZLE.
Zikau 10 months ago
Is it loud?
MissLuvMovies 11 months ago
omg i have to get this
SuperMeKevin 11 months ago
Rc-xd inbound
killerhakie 11 months ago 7
oops, i accidently threw it out my window
jacobxtothez 11 months ago 3
I have found the device to get me up in the mornings!
tattoogoddess85 11 months ago
charlieiscocooollike has one of these (:
generaljack501 11 months ago
@generaljack501 ya Crib number 1
PUREspeedpwnd 11 months ago
I'd throw everything and EVERYTHING at it! That'd make me so mad
qmynameisg 1 year ago
This alarm clock would get smashed on monday and put me in a bad mood until Friday....NO THANK YOU
INNOCENTSIMONE 1 year ago
XD
(alien??)
Channathemoon 1 year ago
But will it Blend?
Jonas577x 1 year ago 66
Just bought one.
I'm curious as to how long it'll survive.
I am typically another person when I just wake up.
hsu912174 1 year ago
I'd need about 20 of those things going off at once to wake me
luckysod04 1 year ago 31
@luckysod04 get the sonic bomb alarm clock, you'll wake up.
travdoeshave88 3 months ago
then ur pretty muched fucked, lol
rushezz 1 year ago
what if it gets stuck under your closet D:
duon44 1 year ago
I would totally freak out trying to get that thing from under by bed screaming while being sleep-deprived and grumpy. That's if it's not randomly humping my laptop power-adapter, at least it's having sex.
rcknroll35 1 year ago
I would totally freak out trying to get that thing from under by bed screaming while being sleep-deprived and grumpy. That's if it's not randomly humping my laptop power-adapter.
rcknroll35 1 year ago
ahaha damn i need it !!!
Giaculatorie 1 year ago
One of the many reasons why I keep a baseball bat beside my bed ^_^
spex04 1 year ago
Charlie had one of those :)
applestrudle2124 1 year ago
Imma tape that sucker down
GlobalAndy 1 year ago
i would end up getting outta bed and just stomping that muthafucker into the floor
gowerryan 1 year ago 4
FUCKER I FUCKING HATE THAT THING! IM GONNA KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKER!
they're 40 bux, but i "scored" one for 18.
i didn't know what i was getting into...
qiman2 1 year ago 2
Lol.. Sounds like R2D2 :)
tron012 1 year ago
I'd need about 6 of those to wake me up...
Americanpatriot777 1 year ago
RUN CLOCKY! RUN!!!!
Sheasha100 1 year ago
It sounds like Wall.E o.O
1Burninhouse1 1 year ago
AHH IM GONNA BE LATE BUT THAT DAMN THING DISAPPEARED
bartman464 1 year ago
I would destroy it with a bat.
sunstarsmoon 1 year ago
I want that clock!
RAWRblahhhh 1 year ago
it only starts moving after the snooze alarm..you get once chance to hit snooze
thebigdirty089 1 year ago
good god that's annoying
happyking9 1 year ago
where do you find these!!??
cskidunlop 1 year ago 2
@cskidunlop nanda home
XSquareEnixX 1 year ago
My clocky doesnt ride when the alarm goes of, it only rides when the second alarm (snooze) goes of... Anyone?
rutgerkop 1 year ago
@rutgerkop If this is undesired, hit "a" twice and you'll see a single digit come on. Hit "m" to turn it to 0, which disables the snooze button and tells Clocky to run away the instant the alarm sounds. Any other number tells it how much time Clocky takes between snooze and running away.
yabbaguy 1 year ago
You all might be laughing: but when midterms pop up that are worth 40% of your grade sleeping in is the worst thing that can happen.
CanadienDestroyer 1 year ago 4
That thing would survive for 1 night with me...
fsant653 1 year ago
lol sounds like hes gonna explode
hugec4 1 year ago
mine doesnt ride! what to do now?!
dealxtremer 1 year ago
@dealxtremer ..
I'm surprised no one said this yet, but THATS WHAT SHE SAID XD
CullenGirl1997Xo 1 year ago
@dealxtremer snooze it
Arkstrand 11 months ago
What you should do:
1. Have a very loose pole in you room, Even the Slightest pin drop could make it fall.
2. Tape a Sledgehammer on the end,
3. Find out where you Clocky Lands when it Falls of the Table
4. Position the pole so when it falls the Sledge Hammer Part of the pole Lands There
5. Set the Clocky To the time of its Death! >:D
Clocky: *Beep Beep!*
You: *Wakes Up* Whuhahaha Bye Bye Clocky!
TheAdamena 1 year ago 2
@TheAdamena after that you realize that you just lost the $40 you payed for it and go back to sleep
algovolio16 1 year ago
r2-d2?
thebigdiegowski 1 year ago
Getting ready to go postal!
sclm046 1 year ago
I would make that thing fly right to the wall at 1st catch >:O
MyDiabolicoTwin 1 year ago
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think about like a shelf over ur head and and like 20 clockies in a row!!!
vampirefangs105 1 year ago
think about like a shelf over ur head and and like 20 clockies
vampirefangs105 1 year ago 6
This must eat up batteries like a bitch.
mushroomcloudy 1 year ago
ahw its funny and cute x)
2xdau 1 year ago
He wouldn't even manage to fall off the nightstand. That's how fast I am when I'm asleep, unfortunately. I never wake up. Sometimes I simply don't hear it, or my brain interprets the sound as part of the dream. I'm also a regular answering machine, capable of handling phonecalls and saying just about anything necessary for the caller to hang up so I can get back to sleep. Talk about wishing to have insomnia.
noiz87 1 year ago 4
@noiz87 same boat, except i do have insomnia, i'm just a heavy sleeper when i finally do go down lol
MP3zilla 1 year ago
@MP3zilla hahahah, it's still an awesome feat in some utterly twisted manner isn't it :D
noiz87 1 year ago
@noiz87 get the sonic bomb alarm clock, i do the same thing, without even realizing i ever talked to anybody. the sonic bomb alarm was amazing. I actually do have insomnia and i just sleep like a freaking log once I finally do fall asleep.
travdoeshave88 3 months ago
UH DIOS MIO, MAS PESADO QUE VACA EN BRAZO!!!
elpibe2020 1 year ago
its so cute.
omgzJENNA 1 year ago
this is kinda of a waste of money...you'd just end up killing it.
luvuless12 1 year ago
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StreamDownload 1 year ago
i want that soooo much
id set it for now so i can chase it! :)
bunnybrat2 1 year ago
i can just see myself smashing one of these to pieces on a monday morning...
hannah96banana 1 year ago 99
@hannah96banana Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
sgfreak96 4 months ago
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Sledge hammer at the ready.
carl8992 1 year ago
Hah. I was just about to scroll down and comment saying "Sounds like R2-D2" right as the video showed "R2, is that you?"
Monkeyguts9 1 year ago
is it very loud?
refolexx 1 year ago
LOL
RiseOfTaj627 1 year ago
Week 1: whoa! its beeping. Sprint
Week 2: its beeping. walk
Week 3: beep. sleepwalk. turn off. back to bed
whynotsteak 1 year ago 6
3 little clockies jumping on the bed one fell off and bonked his so mama called and the doctor said kill that clocky right to bed . JK :)
Seller3D 1 year ago
That has to be a bitch. Trying to shut that damn thing off.
TheRetroZombie 1 year ago
Mwahaha, we've found its weakness. Wires >:)
EffOne95 1 year ago 69
lol these thing piss me off my brother has one and he modded it so its loud as anything!
ylerspina 1 year ago
I just left the cover off the batteries so when he falls he dies..
xInToxiic 1 year ago 7
@xInToxiic Hahaha, awesome xD
iPodGuyDK 1 year ago
Die heb ik
nederlaag1 1 year ago
Shotgun. BOOM!
beaman220 1 year ago
i love that it sounds like R2, it would make me happy every time i woke up.
dropdeadxhorizon 1 year ago
I have got to get me one of these!
PolishGuy89 1 year ago
COME HERE AND SHUT UP YOU LITTLE no wait thats my step moms room oh crap NO
TheKader98 1 year ago
that should come with a shotgun, and a bed side gun holder
quaxk 1 year ago 2
Just to be an ass- I would buy one, then purposly fill a glass of water and put it on a dresser next to my bed and when I woke up in the moring the next day waking up by that annyoing sound, I would: throw the water on it!, laugh my ass off, and then go back to sleep >:)
That's just what I would do~
UchihaKyoko 1 year ago
I just got my clocky, it's awesome. the darn thing actually wakes me up :D
DmMAGIC 1 year ago
I tasered my clocky. It hasn't had the nerve to go off ever again.
Fuzzycop 1 year ago 5
well its good for 3 reasons 1-it will wake you up from its noises
2-it will get you out of bed to chase it
3-once you get it, you can smash the hell out of it haha
pranxter08 1 year ago 6
IT'S ALIVE!!!!!
dilemma08 1 year ago
This would be me: "Damn it! C'mere ya little bastard!" Proceeds to stub toe on bed wheel: "F--k!"
Melancomical 1 year ago
It's Like ''Haha, You need to walk out of bed and find me and catch me to turn me off!''
jegaxz 1 year ago 4
@jegaxz : hahahaha! Thats rich!
thumbs up
megadriver6 1 year ago
I must have it...
beckasha83 1 year ago
sooo cute ahahahaha :P my dream present ..that won't let me dream anymore lol :D:D:D
gueswhathappened 1 year ago
clocky + hammer = SWEET SWEET REDEMPTION
sliderblue1992 1 year ago 2
omgwtf D':
SparkiegoesHuzzah 1 year ago
cuuute!!
moglove109 1 year ago
something else I can shoot at when I aint leaving my bed. BANG there's your snooze button or I should say snooze Bullet.
coondogtheman1234 1 year ago
WHERE DO I BUY THIS, I WANT IT! O_O
t0nnu 1 year ago
@t0nnu it's really hard to find, Dillards has it at christmas time, but that's it. you can find it on Nandahome . com but it's pricy, and they don't accept Visa gift cards. Nordstrom has them for the same price, and they accept visa gift cards, and for 2 extra dollars you can get a gift wrapping kit for it!
DmMAGIC 1 year ago
i would like to have one cause when ever i put my my clock to wake me up im always throwing on the wall and then boom. hehe
dinoslordi123 1 year ago
My grandma got me one it works so well!
aubidubi 1 year ago
Can anyone tell me if this is effective. I keep getting up, turning off my alarm and then going back to bed. I need one of these I think!
J20M07 1 year ago
I need this since I keep subconsciously turning off my alarm.
wyvernblade645 1 year ago 7
@wyvernblade645
Are you from dreamviews by any chance?
waypastthat 1 year ago
@waypastthat What?
wyvernblade645 1 year ago
@wyvernblade645
It's just that like you, a person on a forum I know also turns off their alarm clock subconsciously.
waypastthat 1 year ago
"Wakes up from great dream"
OKAY, That does it CLOCK. You're DEAD CLOCK.
7CrazyBoy77 1 year ago 42
Oh my god kill it.
FuzzyWhisper 1 year ago 6
That thing would annoy me to no end.
0:25 BWAHAHAHA THE LITTLE BASTARD GOT STUCK >:D
Chilove 1 year ago 29
LOL That's its purpose.
This was clock was for people with sleep disorders, in order to get them out of bed, this havok is needed.
Paulo412349 1 year ago
@Chilove little bastard got unstuck very cleverly. hang on... left wheel, PUNCH IT!!
JRoo18 1 year ago 2
lol i've seen that at the mall and actually thought of buying it but now i dnt want it....noise too annoying xD
yuuriDvampy 1 year ago
that would never work in my room. maybe after one day in a month's time when i clean up if it doesnt go under the bed. it would get stuck in something like clothes or boxes
tigerboy1227 1 year ago 2
Well one day you ge tpissed and you say SHUT THE FUK UP and then smash it with your foot.
Niggapopalicious 1 year ago
do they all sound like that?
kiya127 1 year ago
oh gosh my dog would eat that thing the first time it went off!
KenzieLynnLovesLife 2 years ago 4
I think I'd shoot that thing if I used it.
vearheart42 2 years ago 6
i have a fucking idea: put your alarm clock away from your nightstand.
BRILLIANT!
ClassicRockFan1220 2 years ago
My boyfriend sleep walks to turn his alarms off. I had no choice but to buy this.
A7XzSidewinder 1 year ago 9
haha he goes right next to the bed and starts beeping loud. lol
i want one of those !!!!1
555loveu 2 years ago 2
I could see someone really hurting themselves
trying to catch at thing. tripping over stuff in a
half asleep daze. No way in hell I'd pay money for that thing.
catcookie 2 years ago 5