Dudes should all wear beards. If you get too drunk and inadvertantly do something stupid, the scratching on your balls will be your last alert that something perhaps is wrong with your date. And your judgement.
Really? REALLY? I fucking love this song, I'm just surprised by the fact that only like 26 people disliked it. Have most of the ultra-sensitive people finally left youtube?
I love all the shocked "ohh!"s Hahaha some of these lyrics are pretty raunchy, in a not-so-good way, grats Stephen! For shocking the hell out of everyone in that audience.
Hey bud, I did not know that you ever existed until the past year, and I have to give you two nipples up, you have a sick sense of humor like I have, but in a good way, we have a lot in common, but I will never have enough talent to do what you do. I have out grown weird al, and you are the weird al version on steroids. Thanks for all the humor that you provided me.
Yeah Drew was rather funny, he made me chuckle. I guess it must be hard when a set goes wrong like that! I would have loved to hear the Three Ballons song or Grandfather or something
I was looking forward to seeing Stephen so much yesterday at Newcastle, was a little upset that there was tech difficulties. The show seemed to stop from that point
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I just got back from seeing him in Phoenix. I sat in the very front in the pit section. He spit on me once lol! He was just amazing.. i cant wait for him to come back. Im kinda sad now that hes gone :*(. I guess i'll have to illegally download his cd cause he doesn't care :D. If you get the chance see him. He delivered non stop laughs.
You know he doesn't really look the same anymore. Of course I can't remember the last time I saw him preform.....Anyone with a better memory remember?
funniest fukin comedian in the world no musical comedian can top this n if any1 doesnt like stephen lynch ill kill ur kids n if u dont have kids ill fuk u then kill OUR kids
you have some serious problems HOCKEYSBEASTMODE. I have a feeling I'm going to see you on the news for shooting up an abortion clinic then commiting suicide.
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Oh dang, YOU hang on here, YOU step back....the guy has to learn to accept some criticism....im jus trying to help him out here...but I do think he sucks and is NOT funny....and sancuary1221, I feel you have an internet crush on me?
I agree actually. I noticed it too when i learnt to play this. If you strum the chords to this fast like the gerudo fortress it sounds pretty similar.
Actually I disagree with you, first, I'm a transgender myself, and I had no problem with this song. second, AIDS isn't a LGBT-only problem, which I think it's more wrong to believe that way, than do a comedy song about AIDS/HIV. Third, again, it's a comedy song, and stephen lynch has MUCH more offending songs (which are still funny).
Eating asshole! AAIIiieeee e e!
Dudes should all wear beards. If you get too drunk and inadvertantly do something stupid, the scratching on your balls will be your last alert that something perhaps is wrong with your date. And your judgement.
976thanos 4 weeks ago
Noooo! Remove the beard at once!
kibaluv3r 1 month ago
what's the denzel line referring to?
bob123789456 3 months ago
@bob123789456 have you ever seen Philadelphia?
dug8186 3 months ago
@dug8186 haha obviously not
bob123789456 3 months ago
@bob123789456 The Movie Philadelphia
ICJZechs 3 months ago
His beard finishes off the look nicely
MehNameless 4 months ago
27 people's pants have had their nerves frayed AND their pants shat.
KabukiZombieWarrior 5 months ago
First outcome: I'M OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY
Second outcome: I HAVE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIDS
FuzzyIndigoWolf 6 months ago
27 people thought positive....
Mouzetty 6 months ago
BEARD
CokeMentoProductions 7 months ago 4
i like the beard
burningphenox 7 months ago
very talented and hilarious is THIS GUY...
BiGBaileysBeats 7 months ago
OH SHIT A BEARD. Mr. Lynch you must be Craig
weirdoXchick 7 months ago
@weirdoXchick lol my name is actually Craig! hahahaha and i love thatr song and i sing it to my friends randomly LOL
callieoop13 7 months ago
I love the video but the guy that filmed it makes me sad cuz i want stephen to have money and keep making me laugh =)
KZiggy4 7 months ago
He is a lyrical genious!!
Muscleadviceplzz 8 months ago
he looks like ryan reynolds from blade trinity ha
themattofallmatts 8 months ago
27 people tasted that forbidden nectar from that tranny's nutsack XD
RioEllington 8 months ago in playlist Stephen Lynch 18
<3 Stephen Lynch....I mean, hello.....if he hadn't become a singing comedian, he sure as hell would've made it as a singer.
RedWolfMoon666 8 months ago
I like his beard... It looks awesome :P
MrNiceDkk 8 months ago
lol his beard does NOT match his voice, but that just makes it even funnier XD
killingblow528 8 months ago
men with beards <3
catrinxenobia 9 months ago
27 people's AIDS tests came back positive
davementalman 9 months ago in playlist Stephen Lynch 31
@davementalman people who post comments like this ruin good videos.
Crazybenjiwoo 6 months ago
looking a little grizzly in this video. awesome song. sorry just got done watching bio-dome
wyldxin 10 months ago
Really? REALLY? I fucking love this song, I'm just surprised by the fact that only like 26 people disliked it. Have most of the ultra-sensitive people finally left youtube?
darionconwell 11 months ago
phew, it's just Chlamydia...
FiiTzYHuNii 1 year ago
The Denzel Washington line at about 2:40 is the funniest thing I have heard in months! Lynch is brilliant.
OhSankYouDoktor 1 year ago
@OhSankYouDoktor TRUE!
rhadoolinho 1 year ago
@OhSankYouDoktor wat is he talking about in that line?
spitfirefastKABOOM 10 months ago
@spitfirefastKABOOM Denzel Washington played Tom Hanks' attorney in "Philadelphia."
OhSankYouDoktor 10 months ago
lovin the beard lol
CokeMentoProductions 1 year ago
crazy beard
Taters72888 1 year ago
LMFAO! A combination of cruelty and comedy perfectly blended!
Godofwar555 1 year ago
I love all the shocked "ohh!"s Hahaha some of these lyrics are pretty raunchy, in a not-so-good way, grats Stephen! For shocking the hell out of everyone in that audience.
InTheMist032000 1 year ago
ROFL!!!! This is so horrible and so fucking hysterical at the same time! XD
Acbrow13 1 year ago
25 people were positive
jcsreal 1 year ago
dane cook and jim carrey
aperlroth 1 year ago
he looks like ryan reynolds with a beard
cjlp001 1 year ago 6
@cjlp001 OMG I was thinking the same thing.
gabriellefreedom2001 1 year ago
get rid of the beard man... your face is too cute for it!!!!
Bluemoon161 1 year ago 4
awesome song
he looks really weird with a beard.
but who cares
psycho5232 1 year ago
Will denzel washington defend me when im fired, i dont get that =S, what does he mean?
PeterRIchard91 1 year ago 2
@PeterRIchard91
It was a reference to the film Philadelphia
mojibojojo 1 year ago
@mojibojojo The one where Tom Hanks is the guy with Aids?
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diluminadeesha 1 year ago
"regrets are dripping from me like my semen down her crack" lmao
Dop3Dawg 1 year ago
Ryan Reynolds is awesome....
sweetjimmy77 1 year ago
@sweetjimmy77 he is but wtf does he have to do with stephen lynch? lol
takeaimnfire 1 year ago
@takeaimnfire I would assume it's because Reynolds starred in the movie "Waiting" (which had nothing to do with the song)
tjs8n 1 year ago
@tjs8n haha i guess. wicked right field comment though... completely irrelevant.
takeaimnfire 1 year ago
jus saw him tonight at foxwoods..amazing to say the least!!
jmluvr619 1 year ago
Even with the kind of weird shaggy beard, i'd hit that.
WhatsOnNext 1 year ago
Win
mulletsensepalm 1 year ago
I dislike the beard... It is very awkward.
bluslurpy 1 year ago
@bluslurpy
dude I know what you mean its just weird man
AshrakMurgo 1 year ago
no one is funnier than stephen lynch
lmalonson07 1 year ago
is that stephen with a BEARD!?
koijoman2222 1 year ago
Saw him a couple of nights ago in Melbourne - hilarious, as expected. :)
RealBadMike 1 year ago
This live version is way better than the album version, not that the album version is bad HELL NO! but this is brilliant =)
connorofthedead 1 year ago
@connorofthedead The audience adds a different feel to it, usually a positive one.
chapacoka 1 year ago
@chapacoka a positive feel from aids. ehh, not really
vidcritic00001 1 year ago
@vidcritic00001 Aids? What?
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RayBrain 1 year ago
fucking amazing performance!!! God i need to see him in concert!
hippie1936 1 year ago
The quality is awesome!
grlblu73 1 year ago
He's like ryan reynolds with a guitar.
geradical 1 year ago 3
I love this guy, but srsly he must shave this beaver sticked to his face. It looks f*ckin awful.
axelnext 1 year ago
he looks horrible with a beard
hailevilplatypus 1 year ago 3
So i am wondering WTF is with the dislikes it is Stephen Lynch how can you dislike what the Fuck is wrong with you guys who dislike???
erik1180 1 year ago
@erik1180 Those people have retarded things like morals and a soul.
TheAmazingNoah 1 year ago
XDD
emokewl3 1 year ago
nice quality O.O
goldmegaman1000 1 year ago
i love stephen lynch better live than on his cds. the way he works with the crowd just plays right into everything perfectly lol
finished90 1 year ago 6
@finished90 i agree 100%
RayBrain 1 year ago
based
Garuda18 1 year ago
favorite video by him
iamherehello 1 year ago
Hey bud, I did not know that you ever existed until the past year, and I have to give you two nipples up, you have a sick sense of humor like I have, but in a good way, we have a lot in common, but I will never have enough talent to do what you do. I have out grown weird al, and you are the weird al version on steroids. Thanks for all the humor that you provided me.
2gawnjawn1 1 year ago
@phoenixtilidie Three Balloons
Crispy27 1 year ago
Epic.
PenguifantDragon 1 year ago
Yeah Drew was rather funny, he made me chuckle. I guess it must be hard when a set goes wrong like that! I would have loved to hear the Three Ballons song or Grandfather or something
jen674 2 years ago
This version is so much better than the one on his album.
Crispy27 2 years ago
love this its hilarious. and the beginning is great to :)
JensaRahm 2 years ago
I was looking forward to seeing Stephen so much yesterday at Newcastle, was a little upset that there was tech difficulties. The show seemed to stop from that point
jen674 2 years ago
stephen Lynch needs to come to Houston!!!!!1 I love him!
Vampi3rQueen 2 years ago
better without the beard
mirokumasta 2 years ago 3
take off the beardd
jessy01134 2 years ago 2
"ill stop shooting smack.... probably" lmao
brandoyopie 2 years ago 60
what, this song is incredible. alot better than some of his stuff at the el rey
Nick964 2 years ago 4
hahah fuckin halarious
beaulieu119 2 years ago 3
one of his best yet haha
aggiepunk09 2 years ago 4
woah beard
scottytheghoti 2 years ago 5
Lol this was how he opened when I saw him live. I love this shit.
skcuf2 2 years ago 3
he opened with the same song at newcastle today
corey124 2 years ago
This man is my freaking inspiration!
TheMonsterInDeCloset 2 years ago 7
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I just got back from seeing him in Phoenix. I sat in the very front in the pit section. He spit on me once lol! He was just amazing.. i cant wait for him to come back. Im kinda sad now that hes gone :*(. I guess i'll have to illegally download his cd cause he doesn't care :D. If you get the chance see him. He delivered non stop laughs.
qazpan 2 years ago
He looks alot like Ryan Reynolds with a beard. Kinda fucking sexy.
SimplyItaliana 2 years ago 5
kinda not he does look like himself
V3N0M125 2 years ago
HE IS INCREDIBLE
badass2838 2 years ago 4
pls lose the beard
mamba1234567890 2 years ago 2
GO! you're the master
mamba1234567890 2 years ago
Waiting for my AIDS-Test to come back... LOL!^^
KeyRoxas 2 years ago 5
Lolol doesnt look right with a beard.. But still pure genius
Goothieguth 2 years ago 2
hilarious...
kolonto 2 years ago 2
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Fuck you, Lynch!!!!!!
I fucking hate him !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fucking faggot !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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BholeViolater 2 years ago
This is just....incredibly great and funny:D
dodonl 2 years ago 6
this dude is the GOD of wordplay lol , u fucking rock!
aspenaspen 2 years ago 34
Lynch is the man. As for you bholeviolaor did you chose that name in memory of your father and the things he did to you as a child?
scottsloan84 2 years ago
lol Philadelphia reference...watching that in religious studies XD
Superduperminime 2 years ago
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Hahahaha!! This guy fuckin SUCKS ASS!!
Someone should have thrown a grenade on stage!!! Hahaha!!!!!
BholeViolater 2 years ago
he still looks the same i seen him about 7 months ago
RyanPern 2 years ago
You know he doesn't really look the same anymore. Of course I can't remember the last time I saw him preform.....Anyone with a better memory remember?
JRS3013 2 years ago
He has a beard now.
mortalplight 2 years ago
yes...
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fucking fag
Mclain88 2 years ago
is it just me or does he look just like ryan reynolds here?
Giants2082 2 years ago
and reynolds was in a movie called waiting. Irony? lol
TheSolitary133 2 years ago 3
haha good point
Giants2082 2 years ago
Thats not irony... its a coincidence.
aradioactivedonut 2 years ago 3
and you mention that the name of the song is waiting... Ryan Reynolds played in a movie called waiting
aDdAeVmIaD 2 years ago
Ha! Talk about a disease that makes other STDs look trifling.
WesternWhiteWolf 2 years ago
lolz he shouldent think positve if u catch mah drift
ryanaman 2 years ago
i caught that on the fourth viewing lol he is good at wordplay
theimperfektman 2 years ago
Hahaha I love that "I should think positive no wait I didn't say that" line
IcyScythe 2 years ago 7
Yes, that is a good line. It's the kind of bon mot you want to steal except there isn't really a good situation for doing so.
QueenBoadicea 2 years ago
I should think positive - no wait I didn't say that!
Haha, hilarious! xD A staffmember of a games-workshop told me about this ^^
asgardlegacy 2 years ago 25
HOCKEY, why do you have such a thing about killing children?
nnnnnate 2 years ago
first time ive seen him with a beard :P
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funniest fukin comedian in the world no musical comedian can top this n if any1 doesnt like stephen lynch ill kill ur kids n if u dont have kids ill fuk u then kill OUR kids
hockeysbeastmode 2 years ago
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although stephen lynch is hilarious, check out flight of the conchords. they are also very funny musical musicians....maybe even better than lynch
FWYC05 2 years ago
you have some serious problems HOCKEYSBEASTMODE. I have a feeling I'm going to see you on the news for shooting up an abortion clinic then commiting suicide.
nnnnnate 2 years ago
dude youre a champ
liquidpyramid 2 years ago
bearD?
SONG :D
tkrebs9143 2 years ago
rofl!
21sparrow7 2 years ago
he has an amazing voice!!! :o
tkrebs9143 2 years ago 4
the positive joke is AWSUM XD
dreadnaughtzone 2 years ago 2
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don't have sex...you will get chlamydia...and die
nesketty 2 years ago
hmmm ill take my chances!
cbishop1782 2 years ago
I've always been a stephen fan, he has inspired me so much with my style of comedy. 5/5!
GrantUchida 2 years ago
oh i got it now, i'd forgotten that denzel was in Philadelphia. thanks dude
LiLMcMurt 2 years ago
love the new album.....
Kojsas 2 years ago
so can somebody explain the denzel washington line to me? lol
LiLMcMurt 2 years ago
not sure but thinks he's referring to the movie philadelphia.....
Kojsas 2 years ago
hilarious! "i should think positive...no wait didn't say that"
frrunkis44 2 years ago 43
sir, do u linger longer?
viper61794 2 years ago
i hate him with a beard ruines the sexiness
meggzbbz 2 years ago 5
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Oh dang, YOU hang on here, YOU step back....the guy has to learn to accept some criticism....im jus trying to help him out here...but I do think he sucks and is NOT funny....and sancuary1221, I feel you have an internet crush on me?
RossRoss12345 2 years ago
Fail troll is fail.
Not even a lulzy troll. God. Try harder.
HakuSelphir 2 years ago 5
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UR MUSIC SUCKS!!! UR NOT FUNNY!!!
RossRoss12345 2 years ago
Now hang on. Just take a step back and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!!!
sanctuary1221 2 years ago
lmao whats that from again? XD
mymatebone 2 years ago
Tom cruise said it in tropic thunder
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i fucking hate you! you are a fucking idiot
meggzbbz 2 years ago
Awesome!!!! The best in this genre, ever. Dude is amazing.
truetalenttrent 2 years ago 3
lol!
LilBitch300195 2 years ago
How many looks he gonna have? xD lol
Goothieguth 2 years ago 2
Stephen lynch's alter ego!
Mountain man singer!
krauzer89 2 years ago 3
jeez, yet another new look of steven lynch. swear to god, he looks different every new CD of his.
TWEC21 2 years ago 2
He's got a beard!!!!
DoesThisOffendYou 2 years ago 5
Wow..
Is it just me, or does this sound like the Gerudo Fortress song from Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time?
Good song, though.
:)
kingfdragon 2 years ago
just you id say lol
frankielamp 2 years ago
I agree actually. I noticed it too when i learnt to play this. If you strum the chords to this fast like the gerudo fortress it sounds pretty similar.
Nanostronghold 2 years ago
This is sorta like Office space is it gets funnier once you've lived it.
Danorsomething 2 years ago
lolz
Skajuggalo 2 years ago
i love this song its hilarious
xxTylerxxHall 2 years ago 3
wow lynch with a beard, its differant
fearlessleader4life 2 years ago 7
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I dare him sing that song in West Hollywood bar with all those LGBT there. I will believe he has a lot of guts. LoL
randymatsunaga 2 years ago
Actually I disagree with you, first, I'm a transgender myself, and I had no problem with this song. second, AIDS isn't a LGBT-only problem, which I think it's more wrong to believe that way, than do a comedy song about AIDS/HIV. Third, again, it's a comedy song, and stephen lynch has MUCH more offending songs (which are still funny).
Inomae 2 years ago 2
I'm gay, and I think this song fucking rocks.
And if LGBT peeps don't have a sense of irony... fuck them =P
CountFruFru 2 years ago
I'm bi and my friends I played this for are gay and no one even thought of this as a "gay" song. its just another funny song from stephen lynch
silverladylove 2 years ago
Great Song, I do hope he will come to the Netherlands one day...
RCMowgli 2 years ago
You can't compare stand up to musical comedy...
uzerx 2 years ago 6