Craig Ferguson Tells You What You Need To Know

[DragonChild93]

I liked this right after he said Simon was a big British ass

[Jacolini802251]

I liked very much this video as well as the top 2 comments but I didn't give them thumbs because they had 100 and 69 votes respectively, and I didn't want them to change.XD

[cullyvan]

He has good writers. I;ve seen some of his own stand up and he pretty much got chased out of the UK because of it.

[teufelstaub]

Love the David Attenborough impersonation!

[1961slam]

17 dislike's 'ave small wiener's.

[KulaAShaker]

jay leno has got many cars..i bet he's sold his lamborghini after this..we all know leno uve got a small weener..sell the cars..give it to charity

[dudette3764]

Craig and Conan are the kings of late night tv :D

[Iconlast]

do we have a picture of 1 brittish ass hahahahahhahaha XD THERE HE IS Hhahahahahaa

[SarahMH7]

haha I almost choked on my morning grapefruit :)

[lorenzonepa]

How can anyone dislike Craig Ferguson? I used to love Craig Ferguson. I still love him, but i used to too. haha

[MrRichardsome1]

hahahhaa when he showed Simon Cowell xD

[Fitfirefighter]

Why doesn't CBS just dump old, tired, Letterman and move up Ferguson.

[ybba1011]

hilarious!! love you CRAIG

[TheHarlequinLady]

Damn if that's Craig gentle, I wonder how he is rough? >:)

[cookiesluvkreme]

"Do we have a picture of a really big british ass?" XD Inenius.

[Jessica0709]

I like his David Attenborough thing :) 20 ft above the ground the amazing tree frog leads a fascinating existense! (Or something like it...) ;)

[Jessica0709]

Please join my Facebook group "Give Craig Ferguson an Emmy for The Late Late Show!!" ;) You can follow me on the tweetie-bird as well: @MsFredriksson

[extenebrislux]

"Wouldn't it be just cheaper to tell everyone you got a small weiner??"

"That's me being gentle"

ahahahahahahahahahah

Craig at his best!!!

[snoozeyoulose19]

Three words - The Big Tease!

What a legend!

[NorkelFjols]

Of all the American late night shows I know, this guy seems to have to the funniest monologues.

[Beyo33]

5 times! XD

[zendojo3]

"horror movie!..." lol!

[myladypunk]

here we see the gentle talk show host in his natural habitat, scrounching for cheap laughter...!

omg i love this =)

craig's the best

[somberlight]

im actually considering joining airguitar championships as the worlds first airbassist XD

[jimkunz100]

yu r probably not funny so really...

[zapzapzapche]

I don't get earn millions of dollars for being funny, and I don't have my own tv show.

But as it happens, I am hilariously funny, so your point is invalid.

E.g. Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

Because she wasn't wearing her seatbelt.

Zzzzing!

[ThePtr83]

FUCK YOU!!!!!

[bigderekkeene]

@zapzapzapche Apparently the Queen felt that Sarah Ferguson needed cheering up. So she went out and bought her a new Mercedes and booked her a weekend in Paris! Isn't that nice!!!!

[zapzapzapche]

@bigderekkeene

Lmao. Nice one :)

[farrahm0an616]

Finland rocks. ;)

oh, and craig is the best late show host. genius humor.

[zeuz90]

FINNNLLAAAAND

[AAFellowship]

Talk Show Hosts aren't the bottom feeders Fox News Commentators are lol

[ANormalGuy]

Feedback = Colour Glitch? Lol

[dylanK723]

I LOVE YOU CRAIG FERGUSON

[unairball]

VIVA FINLAND!!! airguitar thingyy

[StereoTypeA]

Omg he's a genius. And I haven't watched his show! I am so mad now I never knew how awesome he is.

[kaylashalaylaaaaa]

ME TOO i just found this out tonight! mannnnn i love him

[canthemum]

@StereoTypeA

Newton was a genius. When an apple fell on his head that was not a punchline. It was the catalyst to figuring out gravity held the universe together and he worked out the shape of our orbits by inventing his own new form of mathematics now taught in all high schools.

This guy is telling air guitar jokes and making funny noises. Hollywood is trying to make us think comedy can involve true genius which it cannot. But he falls down and makes fart noises reasonably well.

[Sorcoral]

"my hand kept slipping to purchase"

my hand gets me in a lot of trouble too

[danschwa12]

HES THE BEST

[LibbyDeters]

the most gentle creature in nature!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[railfan456789]

LOL!!! Enough said.

[doubts72]

Craig rocks! i love his creative and detail way of telling jokes really dope!!!!!best of all of them ,The End:D

LMFAO!

[owenhunt]

"This is me being gentle" lol.

[Nikyht]

Why shouldn't you offend people with comedy?

For me it wouldn't work, comedy is made to make some people laugh and others be offended. At least that's what I think

[cubaz320]

knock it of people, its just comedy.

grow up and dont let the ignorant get to you

[sinisterz45]

दामि छ।

[madmatix]

If you can't make fun of your people, who should you make fun of? (remember It's comedy let it go)

[themooddisorders]

haha small wiener

[Salmon1BWFC]

Why is he insulting Britain when as a scotsman he is British?

[disgrace1981]

so you should defend people from your home country if they are assholes?

[Salmon1BWFC]

Im not insulting him. Im just asking y shit on your own doorstep?

[disgrace1981]

well for the same reason that Americans and pretty much all nations make fun of their own governments and sometimes people.

[turcca]

Scots and Brits aren't without some historical baggage, you know...

[Salmon1BWFC]

Scots are Brits. Socts and Englishmen are different. Im English and my passport says British, my cousins scotish his passport says British. Its the same thing with the welsh and northern irish, all British but have different nationalisties.

[zoomzoom833]

Never call a scotsman a brit if you want to keep your bollocks

[Salmon1BWFC]

I know. I was just making the point that people often use Brit to refer to English people rather than the united kingdom as a whole.

[MrJelle18]

So they're making one mistake instead of another?

Great Britain is a part of the United Kingdom, which is a part of the British Isles. 3 countries in the first, 4 (well, 3.5) in the second and 5 (4) in the third.

[coolwaves808]

Here we see the TV host in his natural habitat. lol

[hollywoodforever17]

My hand kept slipping to purchase movie.

[awesomly47]

i love how when he says im good at feedback the screen goes all weird

[TheSirCommunity]

Try other ones, not all jokes are funny.

At times it can be Cheap Laugher as he noted a 2:55

[trikpa]

that's me being gental, this guys briliant

[narozzz]

That spelling mistake is one letter away from being dirty, just letting you know.....

[lukeellix]

aye, aye good laugh big yin

[sutty6]

LMAO Simon Cowel!

[Videoeris]

Hahaha Air Guitar World Championships? If that's your champion, you really should just quit. How do you practice for that...?

[BenjaminWirtz]

Watch a lot of Bill and Ted.

[SilotSho]

it always seems like his monologues is staged word for word, but it is always hilarious to listen

[tacofina]

But it isn't

[noisound]

small weiner ! ;x

[narozzz]

Hell, that could save you money on the car AND the therapist....

[paperitahra]

YEAH FINLAND!!!! :D

Awesome, we were mentioned at the Late Late Show! My future looks suddenly brighter LOL

[Videoeris]

Hahaha, Finland rules!

[cheersfan06]

lol

[Charis114]

I think Craig Ferguson's monologues are hilarious. He is underrated as a standup comic for sure. I try not to miss his shows because he always makes me lol

[Thep38lightning]

@Charis114 to me better monologuer than Leno, Letterman, Conan and Fallon Combined

[year1666]

He's great!!!

[LittleFolk]

he does good impressions

[NagieChell]

i find mi self strangely attracted to him lol

[chiaroscurist]

ow can you not have a smile on your face listening to his monologues......!??? Too funny... The bestest on TV now... bar none...!

[SharksKid]

Jodie Foster is hot...and ferguson is a funny bastard.

[hume12345]

a comic genius.

[natmanprime]

lol