Early in the message thread, the sender tells James, "I want to be deep inside you." Later, he explains that he wants to "hold you down while I choke you." He says he will "slap your face and pull your hair for making noise." He also informs James that "you are my f--king wh--e."
Perhaps most shockingly, in one of the alleged texts Woods asks James if she has "ever had a golden shower done to you.
ppl r so nosy about famous ppls lives. ppl get all mad about tiger being unfaithful so the fans are now NOT fANS of him anymore because of that. yes he is at fault for being UNFAITHFUL! but that has nothing to do with golf. its a personal matter. this is why i dont want to ever be famous. too risky right???
What did Tiger Woods even do, I know it was months ago, I never paid attention to the story, yet kids know about, all I know is that South Park had a funny episode about it, and a Tiger Woods Mortal Kmobat Game Would be cool!
That girl at 0: 48 is the one that knows the most in my opinion. The little boy at the end was just plain adorable though. "I don't like tigers." Oh man is that cute or what?!
I overheard kids say that he couldn't make up his mind whether he wanted to play golf or baseball. They said he used to like a hole in one. Now he's into making as many home runs as he can. The only thing is, all the plates aren't in his home. they're in everyone else's. Blondes, lock your doors. Kids are smart today...
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I do not understand as a black sissy of shit is the great life just by knowing the play sissy ball!. Who will be the sissies investing so that the black garbage becomes rich by playing to the sissy ball ? Jajaja video so that marica. accursed blacks with their garbage music hip hop, reggaeton, reggae and more craps. we must exterminate. The tiger is my favorite animal because it is a beautiful cat Misantropo like me. Irritates me who are comparing this idiot black woods, with the tiger.
these kids are symbolic of why the US is fucked up and going down the tubes.
what they should be saying is " why the fuck is a man earning 100m per year not out fucking fucking fucking all the women he can and signed up w some nanny skank for 80m in the 1st place"
Negro triple hijueputa, deberiamos de lincharlo cuando este jugando a la estupida pelota. Cogerlo y lincharlo hasta matar a esa basura triple hijueputa, matarlo como se hacia antes con los negros, matarlos a golpes.
i said asians have wavy and curly hair, and i stick by it, i never said that asians had naturally straight hair, we straighten it with a flat iron, for example, my friend one friend who's vietnamese has really curly hair after it's washed and has to straighten it to look like her usual sexy self
i am asian, whether you believe it or not, and the way i act online does not necessarily reflect on my personal and outer life, i mean, seriously, i could be that asian two blocks down the street that waves and shakes your hand to greet you every moment of the day, DUDE, everyone acts different online because we are anonymous, if we all truly acted in our real life etiquette, then the online world would be peaceful, for ex., FRED doesnt have a squeaky voice in real life
Damn, let it go. Theyre getting kid opinions about his Infidelity. The press and everyone else take everything so damn far. We're all human, we make mistakes, and irrational decisions.
here's something a kid would say, "no one gives a fcuk about tiger's personal life. what ever if goin on there is for him too know. he is an athlete and thats what we know him as
i feel that the kids may have been told some information about Woods, being that all the kids commented on something similar. Unless, those were the only clips selected by editors.
Lol I like the video and the entire story is crazy but lets not forget that the media forgot to mention, "Oh and Obama decided to send an additional 30000+ troops over. No big deal though, tiger woods is more important so lets show that instead."
no, noob, i'm asian, and i have naturally wavy hair, i have to straighten it every day to keep it sexy and alive, and so i dont look like an american slob
"Dont ask me stupid question about somebody private life".(That will be my son's answer).He knows already about the stupidity from our TV...educate your family!(turn off your TV)
I thought it was funny. Only the blond girl had a clue. All the other kids just said whatever came off the top of their heads. Sort of like real TV reporters.
Is the Jimmy Kimmel show supposed to be a comedy? I'm just wondering. I mean...i've not yett seen one of these videos that was funny. But maybe it's just me.
I really don't give two shits about Tiger Woods but it just proves what I've been saying for years and hat is heroes will always fall. Kids should not be encouraged to look up to anyone other than their parents. Tiger Woods is half black and it was only a matter of time before he would get cough cheating on his wife. He's a complete douche bag.
no need to bring race into this, but your right about the rest in general. At the same time, there are tons of people who would be perfectly good role models, its just a little hard to tell. this was a complete surprise to me.
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They were all white, dumbass, and that last one looked a little more Asian or Mexican (you know, when they're really young its hard to tell them apart, except for hair quality)
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What an idiot, so I point out to one guy that he's a dumbass becuase he can't tell race for shit, and you come out and defend him in the most idiotic way. That thing about Mexicans and Asians is cause I saw a couple of kids walking once, and they both looked exactly the same, except one of them had curly hair, and one had straight. Asians don't have curly hair. I don't know about you, but I observe everything I see, its not my fault you're an ignoramus.
Really, my college has about 30-50 percent asians, and I've only seen a few chicks curly hair, and it was obvious that it was artificially done. Well, either way, to theyhatemepoopsie: yeah, they would hate you 'cause you're an irrational idiot who can't even notice that most of those kids are white. And they'll stay white after they grow up too, it's doesn't just apply to kids.
you do know that we asians have naturally wavy and curly hair, right? cus we asians tend to straighten ourr hair because we are naturally prettier than americans with straight hair
My best friend is asian, and he doesn't do shit to his hair, so don't bullshit me. I've seen his parents too, and besides, no guy would spend that much time daily just to keep the illusion of natural curly hair. Most of his friends are asian too, so I met them plenty of times, and like I said before, the only curly hair I saw was obviously artificial, because it wasn't the entire hair that curled.
keep bullshittin yourself, practically all asians straighten their hair, and if they dont, the hair may look straight but it is wavy or curly, if he has curly hair, then maybe his other parent was a black person
I don't know if you think you're prettier than ALL American's,or just ones with straight hair,but I don't beleive you're Asian,because generally their pretty smart,and the Asian's I've known have never been conceited,BUT,that was a pretty conceited,dumb ass thing to say.
Well, the asians I KNOW, have been very conceited. They steal shit, don't cover the bill at restaurants, lie behind people's back (even people they never met), and put on a fake smile that's almost impossible to distinguish from a real one. There's even books about how they can conceal their true emotions. And as for smart, most of the asian immigrants I see in college barely speak english (considering they have classes with presentations to give), and they all expect to succeed in the U.S.
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kalanikawisha 1 year ago
Lol 0:50 I thought the kid actually got it..
Turns out she's only talking about the divorce and money
sukarestu 1 year ago
the little brit is correct...he went down a slippery road
gymer15 1 year ago
0:34 Haaaaahahahahaha
nu12007 1 year ago
I DON'T LIKE TIGERS. AWWW. COULDN'T BE MORE INNOCENT!
TiKayedge 1 year ago
the girl at 0:50 is so smart lol she would most likely be a classy girl when she grows up. you gotta thank her parents
SmokezZ908 1 year ago
a lion would never cheat on his wife a tiger wood!
MrYOUKNOWWATTIMEITIS 1 year ago 3
the girl at 0:50 already knows how divorce works "tiger can lose million", thats why you can't trust women...xD
Flatine1 1 year ago 3
@Flatine1 lol shut up :)
musefeverfever 1 year ago
I DONT LIKE TIGERS EITHER
WFvidz 1 year ago
0:58 I don't like TIGERS
Dave90Enzo 1 year ago
AND THEN HE DROVE INTO A TREE :D
JaqueChance 1 year ago
To be fair, before the sex stuff started coming out the whole story was about that weird. Wierd even.
Balls.
EdgarDirby 1 year ago
Someone saying that they don't like a little kid really made me happy. :]
Thank you, @plutosellsdc
darkjedi0294 1 year ago
the "i don't like tigers" kid was so cute
spidermonkeythegreat 1 year ago
HAHA I LAUGHED SO HARD"I DONT LIKE TIGERS"
HAHA"AND SURVIVED"
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GErSHEYhErSheYs 1 year ago
im a kid and if a guy asked me that, i would tell the camera guy "hes a slut" XD
NaturallyGamers 1 year ago
he and his wife could get divorced and he could lose millions of dollars
malikai888 1 year ago
i dont like the first girl for some reason
plutosellsDC 1 year ago
@plutosellsDC
same
nolie94 1 year ago
@0:29 HER ACCENT IS FXCKING AMAZINGGGGG.!!! I'm jealous.
I have a stupid "Michigan" accent. UGHHHH.!
TheFulker 1 year ago 5
@TheFulker LOL i know same here thats what i was thinking... and i do too!! lmao
wombat911 1 year ago
lol cut kids say the darndest things
Aztexwarrior 1 year ago
They know he will wear them out.
rataranian 1 year ago
" I dont like tigers " LOL
YoungPlekanec 1 year ago 8
lmao xD...last boy is THE MAN
theANSWER4MVP 1 year ago
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cbroxs17 1 year ago
not funny
TheWonderDogJack 1 year ago
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Early in the message thread, the sender tells James, "I want to be deep inside you." Later, he explains that he wants to "hold you down while I choke you." He says he will "slap your face and pull your hair for making noise." He also informs James that "you are my f--king wh--e."
Perhaps most shockingly, in one of the alleged texts Woods asks James if she has "ever had a golden shower done to you.
stockchalet 1 year ago
The girl at 0:46 - 0:59 knows exactly what happened...:P
jsantis91 1 year ago 9
ppl r so nosy about famous ppls lives. ppl get all mad about tiger being unfaithful so the fans are now NOT fANS of him anymore because of that. yes he is at fault for being UNFAITHFUL! but that has nothing to do with golf. its a personal matter. this is why i dont want to ever be famous. too risky right???
NayNaySoFly16 1 year ago
What did Tiger Woods even do, I know it was months ago, I never paid attention to the story, yet kids know about, all I know is that South Park had a funny episode about it, and a Tiger Woods Mortal Kmobat Game Would be cool!
NerdManReturns 1 year ago
the little girl at o:48 knew the most,but she didn't say he cheated cuz she was scared i think
JaCoBbLaCk4LiFe1 1 year ago
lol "his wife broke out of the car with a golf club"
SidneyCrosberry 1 year ago
@SidneyCrosberry and survived
cbroxs17 1 year ago
That girl at 0: 48 is the one that knows the most in my opinion. The little boy at the end was just plain adorable though. "I don't like tigers." Oh man is that cute or what?!
Broadwaygirl01 1 year ago
George Bush is the main cause of all these abberations
rasobasiczar 1 year ago 3
I DONT LIKE TIGERS. HAHA
RandomManiacs123 1 year ago 7
So cute
gasb911 1 year ago
i dont like tigers..
so cute haha
frecklefish202 1 year ago 6
I don't like tigers either
skatinghorse 2 years ago 4
HAHAHAHAHAH i don't like tigers
xxdorkydorkxx899 2 years ago 57
It's Bush's fault!
rkoliver1 2 years ago 7
@rkoliver1 how...
linkodude43 2 years ago
Everything is Bush's fault, EVERYTHING
chainsawgood123 2 years ago 8
How do you know all his mistresses had hair down there ??
halcyon0830 2 years ago
i dont like tiger
lmfao
AlexaLuvs 2 years ago 3
I would never imagined that Tiger would get his ass wooped by his wife like this... they just posted it at sportsbrawls. net
gobrisno 2 years ago
What's up with you, girfriend? Would you stay with your man after that slam bang'in?
RamonaFromPomona 2 years ago
lol. If i were that young, i doubt i would know any pro golfers
waggygee 2 years ago 3
BREAKING NEWS!!! Tigers wife has now been caught cheating on him as well. Full story on our page.
TheWalk0uts 2 years ago
I overheard kids say that he couldn't make up his mind whether he wanted to play golf or baseball. They said he used to like a hole in one. Now he's into making as many home runs as he can. The only thing is, all the plates aren't in his home. they're in everyone else's. Blondes, lock your doors. Kids are smart today...
RamonaFromPomona 2 years ago
@RamonaFromPomona no shit lol
therealgirljpunk 2 years ago
hhahaha
"his wife broke out of a car with his golfclub.....and survived"
hahahahahaha
cloudsinmycoffee24 2 years ago 8
l DONT LIKE TIGERS
I LIKE TURTLES
ZEROEVILDARKCOOL 2 years ago 97
omg I like turtles too! :P
velocity246 2 years ago 2
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I do not understand as a black sissy of shit is the great life just by knowing the play sissy ball!. Who will be the sissies investing so that the black garbage becomes rich by playing to the sissy ball ? Jajaja video so that marica. accursed blacks with their garbage music hip hop, reggaeton, reggae and more craps. we must exterminate. The tiger is my favorite animal because it is a beautiful cat Misantropo like me. Irritates me who are comparing this idiot black woods, with the tiger.
eduarfull 2 years ago
What in the fuck are you saying?
Shut it.
Jericho2k7 2 years ago
i dont like tigers ROTFLOL
camtheman499videos 2 years ago 7
aww the boy in the last part was so adorable!!
GerardAthurWayRox 2 years ago 8
"i dont like tigers" OMG THAT WAS SO CUTE. p.s. tiger is more like a pussy
broadwaybabii99 2 years ago 11
these kids are symbolic of why the US is fucked up and going down the tubes.
what they should be saying is " why the fuck is a man earning 100m per year not out fucking fucking fucking all the women he can and signed up w some nanny skank for 80m in the 1st place"
trinomialtree 2 years ago 2
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185alejandro 2 years ago
the last kid was the most philosophical one! :D he was obviously enlightened! lol
wimbletone 2 years ago 7
@at fellowblackman
i said asians have wavy and curly hair, and i stick by it, i never said that asians had naturally straight hair, we straighten it with a flat iron, for example, my friend one friend who's vietnamese has really curly hair after it's washed and has to straighten it to look like her usual sexy self
gilfandubs 2 years ago
@Abberzthegreat317
i am asian, whether you believe it or not, and the way i act online does not necessarily reflect on my personal and outer life, i mean, seriously, i could be that asian two blocks down the street that waves and shakes your hand to greet you every moment of the day, DUDE, everyone acts different online because we are anonymous, if we all truly acted in our real life etiquette, then the online world would be peaceful, for ex., FRED doesnt have a squeaky voice in real life
gilfandubs 2 years ago
"i dont like tigers" lol
Dakashizzlenizle 2 years ago
go the aussie kid!
raafhornet 2 years ago
well we know he's an effeminate dick licker. kids know that
ne0nsurf 2 years ago 2
Oh, dont get them started on OJ.
fbeepthat 2 years ago
Jimmys ass hair is asian
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mountetnashirts 2 years ago
... and being flat out cheap at restaurants.
mostliberal 2 years ago
i dont like tigers...cute! =)
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HERTband 2 years ago
Damn, let it go. Theyre getting kid opinions about his Infidelity. The press and everyone else take everything so damn far. We're all human, we make mistakes, and irrational decisions.
Brooklynti00 2 years ago
haha i don't like tigers xD
Zx24v101L 2 years ago 4
i like the last kid
I don't like tigers lol
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willluvsthe411 2 years ago
i like the last kid who said i don't like tiger. lol. join the club kid!
telesyb 2 years ago
he said "tigers", referring to the animal.
JMay488 2 years ago 2
so cute!!! shame of u tiger!!
chrishunterg 2 years ago
i like the second kid because of her accent..so cuteee..
neilbalanay 2 years ago 3
haha wow
JFTKproductions 2 years ago
kids are like sponges, they absorb whatever mommy and daddy discuss at home.
jmisiur 2 years ago 6
here's something a kid would say, "no one gives a fcuk about tiger's personal life. what ever if goin on there is for him too know. he is an athlete and thats what we know him as
west2611east33 2 years ago
that last kid was soo cute
"i don't like tigers" haha lmfao
remakesarebeast 2 years ago 6
those kids look like they were reading off of something.
AHippieNamedPi 2 years ago
I'm so sick of that Tiger Woods bashing. It's pathetic and I'm avoiding it consequently.
HispanicImpression 2 years ago
oh , is that what you're doing on this video?
bruskisbud0901 2 years ago
I've instantly muted the clip, smart ass.
HispanicImpression 2 years ago
Ha ha! lol
bruskisbud0901 2 years ago
Almost looks like the Tiger Woods story might be starting to become the next death of Michael jackson. =/
sallas09 2 years ago
I LIKE TURTLES.
jimbobmcgee 2 years ago
I LIKE LIZARDS!
LizardKing1251 2 years ago
i feel that the kids may have been told some information about Woods, being that all the kids commented on something similar. Unless, those were the only clips selected by editors.
btw...any black kids?
lol@ last child that doesn't like tigers :)
elyssagirl06 2 years ago
its all recent stuff all over the news
aaronbow70690 2 years ago
ROFLMAO!
"I don't like tigers."
xDDD
tiaandjusttia14 2 years ago 3
Lol I like the video and the entire story is crazy but lets not forget that the media forgot to mention, "Oh and Obama decided to send an additional 30000+ troops over. No big deal though, tiger woods is more important so lets show that instead."
spaghettihoz 2 years ago 2
haha " i dont like tiger woods " and at 0:35-0:45 5 stars for clueless kids lol but jk but still lmao
DeathKidVids 2 years ago
I think the kid said " I don't like tigers",
whorone 2 years ago 2
He said I don't like tigers.
angelsky91502 2 years ago 2
oooooooooooohhh rofl im retarded, im a horrible listener lol
DeathKidVids 2 years ago
@ gilfandubs: If you "straighten" your hair, it would be in it's natural from would it???
drc006 2 years ago
no, noob, i'm asian, and i have naturally wavy hair, i have to straighten it every day to keep it sexy and alive, and so i dont look like an american slob
gilfandubs 2 years ago
out of the mouths of babes
gymer15 2 years ago
lol I don't l like tigers ROFL
goldlepord 2 years ago
"Dont ask me stupid question about somebody private life".(That will be my son's answer).He knows already about the stupidity from our TV...educate your family!(turn off your TV)
championxeneixe 2 years ago
yeah, youtube is waaaaay better
jk
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SexyILUVU3 2 years ago
cute kids!!!
sigma407 2 years ago
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blindedby2monkeys 2 years ago
lmao
dmix09 2 years ago
hahaha i dont like tigers hahaha! lol
jonathansbm3 2 years ago 3
"I dont like tigers" so cute! ahaha
GerardAthurWayRox 2 years ago 4
0:55 what all men should know about cheating. Haha
hiphopsocnroc 2 years ago
I don't like tigers either. They scare me.
phatcartoon 2 years ago
"he could lose millions of dollars"
how cute... lol!!!!!!!!!
mjames4040 2 years ago 2
I Liike Tigers They My Favorite Color. .Orange :)
1DaPrince5 2 years ago
lmfao this is sooo cutte =)))))
FANSENT 2 years ago
LOL sorry but conan and leno r better
cjdacomedian 2 years ago
I thought it was funny. Only the blond girl had a clue. All the other kids just said whatever came off the top of their heads. Sort of like real TV reporters.
Jukeboxguy00 2 years ago 2
Which blonde girl? lol
will666maggot 2 years ago
Is the Jimmy Kimmel show supposed to be a comedy? I'm just wondering. I mean...i've not yett seen one of these videos that was funny. But maybe it's just me.
CaptainMacNasty 2 years ago
no i agree with you captain
its kinda boringgg lol
brianbrian10 2 years ago
lol 0:30 random guy there
also 0:46 the girl has smarts
Otaku41iF3 2 years ago 2
i dont like tigerth.. hehe
jahred0032 2 years ago 5
lol kids these days xD
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i dont like tigers... so cute:D
TooHappy4U 2 years ago 6
i dont like tigers either 0.0
PCgammingGoD 2 years ago
i dont like tigers...... beautiful LOL
SOADfan1597 2 years ago 3
"I don't like Tigers" lol haha.
JeWiiSmilyface1 2 years ago
Lol.
postalmonkey124 2 years ago
0:43 sounds like a chuck norris joke
E26extras 2 years ago
...and survived.
SatanicSBA 2 years ago
tiger woods reminds me of an old friend of mine lol cause he 7 women to lol
RnetProductions 2 years ago
I really don't give two shits about Tiger Woods but it just proves what I've been saying for years and hat is heroes will always fall. Kids should not be encouraged to look up to anyone other than their parents. Tiger Woods is half black and it was only a matter of time before he would get cough cheating on his wife. He's a complete douche bag.
garminpink 2 years ago
huh?
0n3m4n4rm33 2 years ago
no need to bring race into this, but your right about the rest in general. At the same time, there are tons of people who would be perfectly good role models, its just a little hard to tell. this was a complete surprise to me.
fredarke 2 years ago
What....race has nothing to do with it. You know how many white people have done something wrong.
TwinkleinHisEyes 2 years ago
i feel sorry for your kids that may look up to you, you racist ass hole.
hypn0tickbr 2 years ago
tier woods cheated on his crazy sweedish wife, had sex wiht many others in their relationship and even slept with a porn star.
hiydra012 2 years ago
hahahaha " I dont reallly like tigers (:"
obberk6 2 years ago 6
Kids are dumb, that's why they shouldn't know about stuff like this. The same goes for some adults, sadly. The last kid was awesome.
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i love the little kids at the end. he was so cute
misslaylaful 2 years ago
lol..that was cute
QueenofNeverland008 2 years ago
i really dont understand why the media puts so much focus on something that it really isnt our business..
linkinpain 2 years ago
"i dont like tigers" LMAO.
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ReidBaer 2 years ago
They were all white, dumbass, and that last one looked a little more Asian or Mexican (you know, when they're really young its hard to tell them apart, except for hair quality)
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TheyH8MePoopsie 2 years ago
What an idiot, so I point out to one guy that he's a dumbass becuase he can't tell race for shit, and you come out and defend him in the most idiotic way. That thing about Mexicans and Asians is cause I saw a couple of kids walking once, and they both looked exactly the same, except one of them had curly hair, and one had straight. Asians don't have curly hair. I don't know about you, but I observe everything I see, its not my fault you're an ignoramus.
mostliberal 2 years ago
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We do not want to hear about your fetish for children hair.
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TheyH8MePoopsie 2 years ago
I have seen a lot of Asians with curled hair though....
619kammy 2 years ago
Really, my college has about 30-50 percent asians, and I've only seen a few chicks curly hair, and it was obvious that it was artificially done. Well, either way, to theyhatemepoopsie: yeah, they would hate you 'cause you're an irrational idiot who can't even notice that most of those kids are white. And they'll stay white after they grow up too, it's doesn't just apply to kids.
mostliberal 2 years ago
you do know that we asians have naturally wavy and curly hair, right? cus we asians tend to straighten ourr hair because we are naturally prettier than americans with straight hair
gilfandubs 2 years ago
really? not even.
ShaynaWOW 2 years ago
There are Asians in America... Tard.
fellowblackman 2 years ago
i didnt say their werent....tard
gilfandubs 2 years ago
Well you said Asians have wavy and curly hair then you said Americans have straight hair. Next time make it clear............ Tard
fellowblackman 2 years ago
My best friend is asian, and he doesn't do shit to his hair, so don't bullshit me. I've seen his parents too, and besides, no guy would spend that much time daily just to keep the illusion of natural curly hair. Most of his friends are asian too, so I met them plenty of times, and like I said before, the only curly hair I saw was obviously artificial, because it wasn't the entire hair that curled.
mostliberal 2 years ago
My ass hair is also asian
0909asd0909 2 years ago
I'm talking about scalp hair. Yeah, the hair on my ass and balls is curly too, but that's the only place where its curly.
mostliberal 2 years ago
keep bullshittin yourself, practically all asians straighten their hair, and if they dont, the hair may look straight but it is wavy or curly, if he has curly hair, then maybe his other parent was a black person
gilfandubs 2 years ago
@ Gilandubs:
I don't know if you think you're prettier than ALL American's,or just ones with straight hair,but I don't beleive you're Asian,because generally their pretty smart,and the Asian's I've known have never been conceited,BUT,that was a pretty conceited,dumb ass thing to say.
Abberzthegreat317 2 years ago
Well, the asians I KNOW, have been very conceited. They steal shit, don't cover the bill at restaurants, lie behind people's back (even people they never met), and put on a fake smile that's almost impossible to distinguish from a real one. There's even books about how they can conceal their true emotions. And as for smart, most of the asian immigrants I see in college barely speak english (considering they have classes with presentations to give), and they all expect to succeed in the U.S.
mostliberal 2 years ago
@mostliberal: Hm. Well. You obviously know ME so well. You dazzle me with your Caucasian beauty and intellect. You truly are the epitome of a wonderful, imperialist asshole.
SarahBoBara13 2 years ago
wow good one. the anglo-saxon/white ppl i know are all retarded. true story
monev88 2 years ago
@gilfandubs
What? You must be a weird ass fugly asian!
No asian has pubic hair on their head.
Out of all the asians I've seen they have straight hair, even when I went to china they had straight hair.
ObliviuxProductions 2 years ago
"I don't like tigers."
Deep words lol
MsDizknee 2 years ago