Oh Cthulhu

[RonAnecdotes]

Listen to this holy chore may be wrongly interpretated as my religious acceptation of those overmighty creator of us, but not, it's all the contrary this is my way to demostrate my absolute surrender and acceptation of the power of the old evil gods and the power of their dark and shady mightiness

[melechdesmotes]

@RonAnecdotes but for theyere ur only food^^ but its ok its only a literaric ^^

[NKA23]

Oh, that was said so well, Cthulhu will chew you a bit more assiduously than others, when he´ll return.

[Ezackiel]

2:08 ... bag of goodies, or is it just me hearing things...

[Rauser142]

Ah and shit son btw.

[Rauser142]

Oh Cthulhu give me power to troll better and slay my nigger enemies. La Cthulhu ! La Dagon ! La i dont fuckin remember !

[NKA23]

It´s not LA, it´s IAH or EEYAH.

[RicoHarkwood]

Oh no... this again... this is on my play list... over and over it goes... again and again and again and again! If only death could block out the memories of this cosmic horror!

[SheSaysSoIndeed]

Wait a second...I think Cthulhu is mentioned in veiled terms in Revelation 13...the great Beast from the Sea that everyone worships. ;) Or maybe it was a cousin of his.

Who knew?

[DrPsymotion]

Uhu ha hahah a

[morpheusUN]

Kaaattthhhuuullluuu ! Oh so its been spoken ^^

Every day i learn something new !

[Arxanion]

EPIC XD

[MrUberVideos]

lol guys, this is from a fictional book, cthulhu isnt real.....

[CzlowiekOto]

@MrUberVideos Well, how do You know You are, Sir?

[VIPHighlander]

@MrUberVideos Prove it.

[nycic]

Godzilla'd fuck him up.

[bipinformprotect]

Has anyone seen Cthulhu v.s Kraken ? I think they are old brothers but don't like each other so they split the ocean into 2 different territories . . . Any correction?

[RuledByInstinct]

@BeavisNButtheadRock & @anahonder You called?

[jigen8]

cthulhu... what a joke lol

[anahonder]

oh come on... who would want to praise a giant octopuss-headed thing?!

[BeavisNButtheadRock]

@anahonder Who would want to praise a god that murders children?

[NKA23]

@BeavisNButtheadRock

Well, if you don´t worship and praise him, you´re destiny will be worse than death when he will finally wake up, raise from his sunken city and reclaim his realm.

We are nothing to him, just FOOD and TOYS.

Us cultists will be eaten and killed instantly, while you pagans will suffer like no one ever did before.

[BeavisNButtheadRock]

@NKA23 lol

[MrUberVideos]

@NKA23 lol dude this came from a book. a random guy making a novel made this.

[NKA23]

@MrUberVideos

Wait, you´ll see and feel and smell and SUFFER.

But r´lyeh...what you don´t get is that fans of H.P.Lovecraft often PRETEND to actually believe in his stories.

It´s a kind of insider joke, because "outsiders" often can´t differentiate between "real" occultists of any kind being delusional and Lovecraft-fans having fun.

[LordSia13]

@NKA23 Yeah, take me for example; I don't believe in extra-dimensional or inter-planar entities of Cosmic power.

I just happen to like writing Elder Sigils in my own blood and chant obscure, mystic mumbo-jumbo while consulting my home-made Tarot deck. Consider it a fashion statement. And if, just if, it should so happen to protect me from non-existent Dark Gods or Ruinous Powers, well, that's just a lucky bonus.

Ahem.

[NKA23]

^^

[LordSia13]

@NKA23 I would like to point out that I do have a home-made Tarot deck. I consulted it once, and only once - the results were effin' scary, as in, "couldn't have picked more accurate results myself", largely because it pointed out several character flaws I'm.. Reluctant to admit to.

Not knowing whether it's just psychology (reading the cards, I interpret in a way that make sense to me - thus, random cards give "Real" results) or something else, I put the deck away and haven't touched it since.

[NKA23]

@BeavisNButtheadRock

I meant YOUR destiny...

[xoen6]

@BeavisNButtheadRock catholics, prolly.

[NKA23]

@anahonder One day, when the stars are right, the great, green and hate filled one will rise and kill every living thing on this planet, but he will kill us cultists first and without pain while pagans like you will be swallowed, you will slither down his blasphemous throat for about half an hour only to end up in a cathedral sized stomach filled with a lake of acid slowly dissolving you for centuries.

There are destinies worse than death and those who want to avoid them praise HIS dark name.

[LeftoverJedi]

@anahonder What? He's cute, look at his fat squishy head! Who's my fat, squishy-headed abomination? Who is it? :3

[MrChrisHermes]

its heart(s?) sure is in thee right place(s?).

[MrPackleader]

LMFAO Man this video really cheered me up

[evilslinky]

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

[TheCaptainLulz]

@evilslinky I second that

[AvatarofCthulhu]

@TheCaptainLulz And I third it

[ormenelle]

25 people will be horribly sacrificed :D

[cryz8210]

Hail Cthulu.

[michael1489100]

this funny



[Fnoffen]

24 people are not cultists...

[oldgamergeek]

@Fnoffen and will be eaten first.

[VideoGameMaster56]

I thought it was pronounced Suh-thulu.

[Mattrules1111]

@VideoGameMaster56 Are you perhaps confusing/mixing it with Yog-Sothoth? As I've never heard of it being said that way.

[VideoGameMaster56]

@Mattrules1111 Nope, I know my Lovecraft, but then I've never heard it spoken aloud before this video, only read it.

[naclx2]

HAHAHAHAHA

[MrColuber]

Not to be anal, but I don't think that's how you pronounce Cthulhu. If I'm not mistaken, something like Clooloo would be more accurate.

[jallelind]

@MrColuber there are no correct way of pronouncing cthulhu! it's not human tongue.

[ernestt13]

Praise Cthulhlu

[bluebeanbag]

@ernestt13 MAH BOI

[LeftoverJedi]

@ernestt13 All hail the dark lord of madness

[crujesono]

Iä Iä Cthulhu F'athang

[TastyGerbil]

So beautiful.

I cried.

[Uuuzala]

The believers shall be devoured first, while the rest of the world is driven insane as reality is torn asunder.

[angrykillalot]

i know cthulhu is badass and all, but why do people praise him/ her?

[Eyerleth]

@angrykillalot In hopes of being eaten first.

[angrykillalot]

@Eyerleth wow

[videogamer314]

@angrykillalot They praise him in the vain hope that when he returns, they will be the last to be driven insane and devoured.

[angrykillalot]

@videogamer314 Wait, do they want to be killed first or last then?

[Verkata]

@videogamer314 No, they want to be eaten first. Have you even read anything by lovecraft? When Cthulhu rises, the world will be filled with despair and terror. They want to escape that.

[SmilingBandit667]

praise the great Cthulhu!

[Marthyzz]

I wana be in Cthulhu CULT !!!

[VIPHighlander]

can we try and get 666 by the end of the day?

[VIPHighlander]

Cultists: 660

Non-cultists: 23

We outnumber you.

You're all fucked when he gets here.

[blindness134]

@VIPHighlander Cultists : 660 + 1 (me)

[theflyingpen]

@VIPHighlander 661 + 1

[fesknet]

@VIPHighlander If divide 2/3 you get 0.666 so they are Cultists in some way ; )

[vonheisenberg]

@VIPHighlander Arent all fucked when he gets here?

[orkstecher]

@vonheisenberg: Yep

[DrPsymotion]

@VIPHighlander why cthulu would come here crazy motherfuckers???

[VIPHighlander]

@DrPsymotion because he is a crazy motherfucker? In fact he's THE crazy motherfucker.

And yes, we are all fucked, but the non-cultists are more fucked on account of the fact that they'll be kept alive longer and so suffer more.

It's quite deliciously nihilist really... XD

[SheSaysSoIndeed]

@VIPHighlander Ok, sure, they may die more painfully...But the non-cultists will be able to make cool Youtube videos of Cthulhu feeding, for longer periods of time than Ct's followers. (Can I abbreviate it Ct?)

Hey, it's a trade-off some may be willing to take.

[VIPHighlander]

@SheSaysSoIndeed Maybe so. But in that scenario the cultists would at least be speared the interminable Youtube rants in the comments for those videos.

[SheSaysSoIndeed]

@VIPHighlander The cultists would be "speared"? Haha, is that the painless quick end of which you speak? ;)

[VIPHighlander]

@SheSaysSoIndeed compared to what will happen to everyone else, yes bing speared will be quick and painless. :P

[FroggerbobT]

@SheSaysSoIndeed It would of course help if you spelled spared correctly... However, it's spared only to be eaten later.

[Eraklondike]

@VIPHighlander right??? who are the freaks now, suckers...

[freakypencils31]

Merry Cthulhu Christmas. :)

[GothicHaggard]

hahaha xD why the hell , the people is makin a fucking whole album about cthulhu

[KMxHearts]

Start learning the lyrics now people. When the dark masters come... we will be forced to sing this all the time.

[Krapenhoeffer]

@KMxHearts Eh, I plan on being eaten first.

[Cthulhu582]

does anyone know where to get the sheet music of this? i found it a long time ago but now i can't :|

[PierzStyx]

@Cthulhu582 Its the Hallelujah Chorus from Handel's Messiah. You should be able to find that sheet music really easy. Then just change the lyrics.

[MaddoxZaveraSaul]

wonderful composition.

[osbanderas]

Oh Cthulhu .... !!!

Amen !!!

:D

[N00b1n4T0R64]

Ra'men :P

[greyjohnstone]

And 21 people will have their sanity slowly eaten away, as the very fabric of reality unwinds around them, dying slow and painful deaths...

Oh, the 591 others will still die, BUT FASTER!

[NodDisciple1]

@greyjohnstone Just as long as Cthulhu...SWALLOWS MY SOUL! XD

[Denluddigasaken]

@greyjohnstone less painfull?

[Usurper99]

@greyjohnstone 

[shwb9]

@greyjohnstone pfft the 21 people will get killed faster then the people who like this mockery of cthulhu

[logan81679]

@greyjohnstone Praise his dark name for sparing his loyal followers this grim fate!

[muzapstar]

@greyjohnstone I think i am one of those 21 people.

[stereodreamer23]

LOL...

[guardsman001]

21 non-believers were here

[CrappyWars]

@guardsman001 Cthulhu comes to Eath for Punished them !

[TheGreendayFand]

i love this!!

[3ajku]

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagnPh'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagnPh'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagnPh'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagnPh'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

[TheGreendayFand]

@3ajku cthulhu language ryleh his city

[BlooMarine]

COULD THIS BE MORE FITTING TO THE GREAT GOD!  I THINK NOT!!!

[okelydokely2]

Nice. You just made my night.

[DidYouPortrayIt]

@okelydokely2

hear, hear

[Kooolmun]

I couldn't keep a straight face XD made me lol

[Dracopol]

If they had added a few tekeli li's, it would have been perfect!

[gdcoker]

I'A I'A CTHULHU!

Praise Cthulhu people!

[921darksider]

To the 20 people who hit dislike, they shall be the first devoured. I'a Cthulhu!

[vonSupremo]

@921darksider i'm 21st. church song funclub. pityfull.

[LordofWuss]

@921darksider Well actually, being devoured first is sort of what the one who clicked like will get, as a reward. The 22 will be tortured to death.

[921darksider]

@LordofWuss You are correct sir. My bad.

[warhero1645]

oh cthulu... oh cthulu...

That's what she said ;D

[swarm767]

Vulgtlagln Cthulhu y-hrii!!!!

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

[JelLoSnArK]

In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.

[jokluz]

This is BRILLIANT! My branch of the Cult of Cthulhu Church is going to sing that every monday morning from now on after Cthulhu You Are The Old One.

[emofelix23]

I had to sing the original song in chorus that was so hard

[critterxchris]

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

finaly somone who can fucking say it

[gessicx]

@critterxchris say it? no man has ever been able to pronounce these words since our master Lovecraft... Spell it? yeah, but say it? never...

[affluence8]

omg

[TheCaptainLulz]

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!! Nice harmony BTW.

[godzilloid]

Hopefully the Old Ones have a sense of humor.

[eyechewrazors]

This is fucking rad!

[skribbzo]

i am Cthulhu and i find this very offensive >:  |

[KrissWalterKovacs]

@skribbzo

FEEL THE EVIL THAT IS EVILIER THAN CTHULHU!

PARADOX!!!

[princecthulhu]

are you my dad lol im princecthulhu

[KitBikyuu]

@princecthulhu I know Cthulhu has a daughter. I think her name is Cthylla? She wasn't thought up by Lovecraft though; she was written into the mythos by another author.

[Ikarus2h1]

@skribbzo You are always at liberty to eat the souls of those who offend you.

[livingbysacrifice]

(Lovercraft) I swear to god i have nothing to do with this!!!

[Carnage1235]

Cthulhu certainly puts that fucker The Kraken into perspective doesn't he?

[Zarafraze]

This song is sacrilegious nerdy semi-obscure literary GENIUS. I want IT! F´tang!

[Procrustes22]

this cracked mne up

[misterjitsu]

ABANDON HOPE! CTHULHU WAITS DREAMING

[unalapis]

Phnglui mglwnafh Cthulhu Rlyeh wgahnagl fhtagn.

[khundar]

No need to say more ;o)

[Numenorean921]

CTHULU F'THAN!

[rawrfearme08]

Wtf?

[liam69love]

bollox

[channel0shows]

darnit this should have a 6 stars rating.

curse this mathmatically obsessed community!

[USERC18]

LOOOL tipical Cthulhian talk <3

[TheCaptainLulz]

@channel0shows Cthulu knows your soul, I think he'll be impressed with your commitment. 6 stars it is!

[Belial1125]

@channel0shows

6 stars why stop their lets invent a number that doesnt even exist yet, one so high it cant be compared to for thats wh it deserves, we will call this number Cthulhuion

[jolangjolang]

@channel0shows What does this mean? Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

[suntsutoriden]

@jolangjolang In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming

[seonidh]

@jolangjolang its welsh lol

[lolallanamn]

@jolangjolang its translated "in his house at r'lyeh dead cthulhu waits dreaming"

[AttilaKhanShasi]

@channel0shows u mean u dont praise his DARK NAME ?

[unclealand]

Wasn't there a comic book "Little Cthulu"?

[thetruerift]

Don't know, but Lil Cthulhu is an awesome youtube video

[rozniy]

"and He shall rise

and woe to the nations!"

LOL!

[channel0shows]

he is in scribblenauts

[MsLovermuffin]

this is bad ass this is the best laugh ive had in years

[tabernakul999]

hahahahaha

[Monzahr]

Cthulhu saves!

(Some for later)

[wwwHOOPCAPITALcom]

lol

[TheRhuen]

From the persian gulf a might monster will rise, Kara-ra-ka-taea,

from the Aegean shall rise Daiyakisar

from the Sea of Japan shall rise Zanabalza.

The great monster gods of the sea whose names were forgotten by man, erased from history by angels and djinn, hopeing to never see the god-killers again. the Mother of the monsters stirs, the mother of death, the ruler of the first hell, creator of the land from which gods were first born. Cthulu would be a snack on their sushi plate. Eldergod>old

[CmndrFalKen]

My poor, poor brain. lol

[Patoallas]

Cthulhu lives! Let us all to chant the incantations from the Necronomicon! They are lying down, the Great Old Ones. The bolts are fallen and the fastenings are placed. O Ancient Ones! Gods of the Night! Seven Stars of Seven Powers! Stand by and accept This sacrifice I offer May it be acceptable To the Most Ancient Gods! I pray I will be eaten first!

[Patoallas]

Thanks! You are not too wise yourself, so there are two of us.

[rat4cooler]

Please include a link to the mp3?

[Chris512095]

I honestly never thought I'd hear ph'nglui wgah'nagl fhtagn as song lyrics.

[pzgdr]

me too,however they seem to slip off the tongue with ease on this clip..

[emoXfreak67]

praise cthulhu my god my saviour

[XxSameerxX]

it hilarious how some people take the cult seriously :P

[Bastubeer]

y i agree its just like with christianity

[XxSameerxX]

Zing! Nice one =)

Yes,it is...however, Christianity will spare some, while the Great Cthulhu will just eat you. lol Awsome sauce.