Too $hort-Freaky Tales

[Av109HK]

You go big dog get yours

[illmaticmb]

Haters is bitches get off too short dick  youtube another channel

[justjenn901]

back in da music #dabest

[kwamemali]

the good ole days

[chrisratedrko]

My homie said too $hort couldn't rap. so hee got slapped in 0.0000001 seconds

[Notorious569]

Fuk it it's good thou

[shadydawg555]

Snoop dogg did a remix of this song...but damn Too short....damn. A 9 minute song.

[Anointed012]

@mrcountyplowboy, what ? I am a dude are you ? Anyway i still dont get what a bunch of dudes like about hearing another mans sex life its very odd and strange to me. Really what do you guys get from this type of music ?. Does it get you off ?.

[nikki17406]

@Anointed012 Get real...its just a fuckin tune!

[houstonoutlawz713]

but boy you never had that tp treatment! haha

[Alabamaguy205]

Nigga has to have aids!

[valchavez52]

CHICKEN BONE TONE, TONY MONTANA THE MACKA FLAMALAMA RIP HOMIE! I KNOW THIS WAS YOUR SHIT RIGHT HERE. NOTHIN BUT LOVE FOR YOU HOMIE! MR.SKWEENZ CPE-MOB FRISCO!

[raracanales]

Bad ass shit! i was like 12r old when this shit came out!

[BenReeves88]

the good old rap days

[JohnDo329]

49 ppl are VIRGINS.

[doggshaw2]

Never gets old...

[Anointed012]

I came among this song searching 80's rappers .This is very crude vile music. What do dudes get out of a man talking about his sex life? Does it make you all horny to hear about someone elses sexual ventures ? I would really like to know cuz i don't understand. Im a dude but i just don't get why this type of music is intresting.

[EuroTour13]

@Anointed012 its good to chill to

[Mrcountryplowboy]

@Anointed012 your diffinatly not a dude but this is good shit

[EGOGEO10]

@Anointed012

For me its the BEAT.......... IT'S DOPE

[oaklandhollisterboii]

Too short fuck all our grandmother's friends. lol let's face it.

[EGOGEO10]

@oaklandhollisterboii

I guess if ur Grandama is 35 lmao......smh!!!! That was a good one...still laughin

[MrDawg122]

The whole song thats the stuff homie

[MrWizardsMusic]

The Freaky Tales !!! Thats What I'm Talkin About !!!

[MrThomas564]

Life is...Too $hort!

[Smokeyrust1]

80's Rap can not b matched. Best ever.

[sk8te1982]

What happen to Tina. Tina the sperm cleaner

[75lexluther]

one of the most longest rap's out there let you know he was way ahead of his time beside 2 live crew no other x rated rap was out at that time

[shagmeister09]

THATS MI NIGGA FO SUR SPRINGFIELD OHIO STILL BANGIN CLASSICS

[IMVUiDUNdunTHIS]

my kids gone be jammin to this shit in year 2030 lmao...i wont approve but hell THIS MY SHIT!

[danielleos99]

Forreal.....I LOVE THIS SONG

[davidpalires]

One of the best songz ever

[dirtylilpig98]

pimp shit.....this shit never gets old....

[mjn76]

I'll be bumpin Short even when I'm old...

[item94life]

 always be bumpin short dogg

[MrJevonmartin]

i still bump this right here

[IPocketIsland]

Good shit

[jimmypet7]

9 min of ho slapen

[MrKon14]

Only too short would make a 9 minate song about fucking hos.

[SpookGoon]

tammy was flamy? what the fezzy!

[ELMOTAS90255]

This is my shit

[takeahikemr]

This reminds me of a time in my own life...haha!

[KidATL06]

i'm mad my name is in this song tho. 

[Peedipeedi84]

This shit supa clean tho ...

[dizcrazyfoojin]

Damn I used to jam this back in the 7th grade. Fuck yeah memories.

[gizmo33rd]

he is not dead ppl

[mysteroy3k]

Rip too short

[Skatin24z2]

Nothin like a 10:00 Min song... Classic UGK made some 6-7 min songs then too...

[mjn76]

Mrs. Fuentes: Buenos noches, Senor Sanford.

Fred Sanford: Broken Notches to you too.

[BlasterMaster97]

This song kicks ass.

[12gawill]

OHHHH SHIT!!!!!! I fucked some bitches wit some of the same names hes sayin!!!

Thats what I'm talkin about! Thats whats missin from this bullshit on the radio today. That shit don't relate to real ass niggaz! That shit is fo the Bitch Mades inside the club. Everybody knows all the real niggaz sit outside in the parking lot, bumpin shit like this, waitin to take that drunk bitch home and put her ass in the air!!!

[97crazyboi]

This is a smoke my weed drink my liquor count my money fuck my bitch song

[lenaedee01]

This song go hard.I used to live in Oakland California when this song was out.Love too short for making this song.I had never heard this song until i moved to Oakland,California.Still Go Hard!!!!!

[IRON5]

@ZerkWilder No sample that's shorty B on the bass...

[mrpapap]

I love this song, It's the longest rap song in the history of hip hop by one person.......9 minutes with no features!!! This bangz!!

[eddent556]

Aint it cvz

[geronjenkins18]

Watching Stacey smoking weed in his red impala in The Wood brought me here. "You aint get no Zig-Zags, You aint gettin no drig drag punk"

[bbrown1100]

This shit still wangin

[Babyboy41600]

Too short went hard Freaky Tales

[yayojayful]

this is dirtier then bong water, more sick then parvo, and tighter then a virgin

[ElFrijolAzul]

if they pled this on the radio u would hardy hear a word thru tha song

[redeyenightz]

freaky tales.... dam this song makes my dick swell..... :)

[1978mung]

this real rap

[1978mung]

all weman like this

[MrShakbo]

No hook, no corny ass broad singing in the background just cursing and a bass line that blew your sub woofers the fuck out.

[gotrackscustom1]

Check out this rapper that has a hoodie with 4 tvs on it playing movies! If you think I'm joking type in (The real Chopah) and watch (hit em wit the flames). You'll see what I'm talking about! I never seen nothing like it!!!

[barbaric1]

AWWWWW SHIT!!!

[nicknamerkeekee2011]

only a true g can make a song thats 9:35

:)

[RebElPaso]

Two white boys and a mexican bumping this shizz at my crib reminiscing on our freakkkkkky Tails. These are the tails......

[413NOTSREHTAEF]

9 minutes of fuck stories.

[westside159]

but i wouldnt raise my leg and let her kiss my feet "

[westside159]

i had an old tender her name was janine , she was 32 and i was only 18 "

[westside159]

IM SIR TOO SHORT COULDNT BE NO PUNK , IM TRYNA GET FUNKY LIKE FEMALE FUNK "

[westside159]

SHE WAS JUST LIKE A DOGGY ALL ON MY BONE "

I really did this shit hes rappin about

[SteveZouski]

This is one of my favorite all-time Too Short songs. But let's face it. Even for 1988, the names of these women are a bit outdated.

Joan? Red? Pam? Bette? Antoinette? Rita? Sharon? Grace?

I keep having these images of Too Short banging all my grandmother's friends.

[RodneyLParrish]

@SteveZouski LMFAO.

[SMRudiger]

@SteveZouski lol'd for rreal

[youngrudy1]

@SteveZouski i kno a Redd n a Antoinette n they young in 2011

[fanboysgirlfriend]

@youngrudy1 that doesn't mean they're not old lady names. their mom's just gave them unfortunate, old lady names.

[Nmackdissy]

@SteveZouski and your grandma swag!!!

[momoego333]

@SteveZouski tell ya this all these other bitche like mary,ann,lory,michelle,well bitche by those names n this aint bullshit ust luvz these jamz

[musicears47]

@SteveZouski shid its women that have some of those names right now lol. i know a antoinette, red and sharon all freaks.

[DDDWHATITDO]

@SteveZouski FUNNY!!!!!!

[hmark62]

@SteveZouski anonimity so no trick try to sues and turn old dog to the blues no dry snitchin but u bitchen cause u got no game ...fuck and forget that how it go unless u kno what they got fo yo... nex time ac like u know .. get this down and tru ... then hats off to u but till then ... thats all u man

[MrBeastmatic]

@SteveZouski He probably banged your grandmother too lmao

[allmostafelon]

@SteveZouski what if too short did you grandma instead of her friends and his your grandpa

[daleva187goligo]

@SteveZouski dam u must be hella young

[mielephil]

Big ass bitch.

[TurfWarz]

Too Short.....Legend!

[playboy8080]

biooooottcchhhhhhhh thank you mr. short

[semaj4279]

Get in where you fit in,I still jamming Too Short!

[beermee420]

My friend said he didnt like this song.

The police still havent found the body..

Checkout iBrokeIt by JamesGhost21

its hilarious XD

[Scottymac613]

One of my favourite albums all time

[Ihavealltherightstuf]

39 people have never met a freak

[StaccinDatCash18]

This remind me of the wood

[RobCards24]

That awkward moment when u hear ur sisters name on a too short song...

[MrRoyFlowers]

Too short... Still sounds good.... Check out ROY FLOWERS video

[fallbook011]

Funny song

[a55doggy]

Saddam hussein and Too short: Both born the 28th April

[MrCholoxl32]

@a55doggy lol did not know that but the only difference is TooShort can rap to the beat while Saddam only tried to beat the rap. lol

[a55doggy]

@MrCholoxl32 TOO $HORT 4 EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER

[a55doggy]

Too short & Saddam hussein: Born the 28 april

[tHuggiNtoNy]

@a55doggy my b'day

[a55doggy]

@tHuggiNtoNy You also, damn. Damn Saddam Hussein are more populare than I thought

[a55doggy]

Too short & Saddam hussein: Born the 28 april

[M1LESstyles]

@a55doggy who cares?

[M1LESstyles]

@a55doggy who cares?

[easy8325]

all you need is two tens for this 808!

[fancyman68]

man! this new shit!!! try the TRUTH.

[chocolatecake1977]

Oakland! foothill bus #43

[maxbendek14]

kill kill kill k.k.k

[Spliff1990]

broke my bed to this song.

[Beanerbabeh]

ok your cool ....

Everyone and their mom heard this song. get out of here 12 year old

[nickyfmunoz]

freaky ass tales fasho!

[XPiloveYouXP]

I don't get it? I fucking love Too Short Yes I'm a girl. Yes I know I'm young (12) But I just don't it why people hate him? He's the shit. My dad plays his songs all the time with me around!!!

[12cornelious]

thats my shit!!!!

[TwistedCaos]

T0:00 Short is a beast :D

[VampireVlogger]

COTOO SHORT VS. KID CUDI

What's your vote?

[MrThomas564]

The Wood!

[stoopidkidd1]

too short just knows the game

[ajaqsAz]

RIP HIP HOP

[funkmex]

lmao i remember when songs used to be this long back in the day. now these weak ass rappers are pumping out 20 songs a weak with 3:00 of bs.

[liksha78]

I wonder where all these chicks he rapping about are today. Hahahahahahahah

[RomeBB]

@liksha78 In his phone lmao

[liksha78]

@RomeBB You think? They old and shit. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[cuddacalhoun]

I love this MAC shit TOO $HORT I know ya heard ya moma name in this nikkas!!!! on my granny baby moma this shit goes hard!!!

[84hendrixnirvana]

pimp shit!

[MsPmonkey]

damn he smashed a grip of females

[olmanfeelyus]

The beats are just so sinister. This is real rap music. Should be mandatory listening.

[MrTHUGNIGGA09]

great shit man i love the bass line and the lyrics are bumpin

[miss414able]

2 short was the man, i use to slide down the pole on this shit back in the day...

[INFAMOUSeddie707]

i used to pull hoes in my 84 buick regal with the godfather 15's slappin this song...fuckin awesome memories

[coldpizza247]

lmao " she was tighter then a sentry safe " i look up at my safe " sentry safe " she musted been tight

[darian210]

38 people don't know about that T.P. TREATMENT!!!

[andys78tbird]

One of the best freaky songs

[MrThomas564]

Too $hort hella funny!

[mesha1ism]

Well put together short Movie

[nu2thgame]

Classic...

[hildre100]

every car that turned the corner had this bangin back in the day.

[CaliforniaAngelsBOYY]

@hildre100 where did you live?

[thunderbird948]

now thats real gangsta music

[YungDonBeatz]

was watching #TheWood , stop the movie and had to listen to it !

[MrWonTwon]

what you know about that T.P. treatment

[trueble1]

I was in 8th grade when this almun hit. people didn't know who to-short was.

[flimflamworkjerk]

Lil Wayne, Justin Bieber, and Lady Ga Ga were 3 of the 38 people that clicked the dislike button.

[yurem1023]

whoever dislike this has never met a freak lol

[07Motor07]

@yurem1023 mine was a 69 Galaxie same stereo set up lol

[MrThomas564]

The Wood!

[DAVTHADON]

This that shit u play on ur way 2 get some new pussy. If u a real pimp then this is ur anthem. Squares don't understand this shit. THUMBS UP IF U FEEL ME

[divaone11]

this guy can kill some shit!!! :)

[chimachonga14]

When i freaked michelle i freaked her well, her pussy was hotter than the flames in hell!

-fuckin dope

[MrThomas564]

Too Short is funny as hell!

But he be killin' stuff!

[detroitMC313]

HEY TOO $HORT FANS --- I chopped the sequal to this song. More Freaky Tales. Type in "DJ Syringe Chopped". Check it out, it's a good mix.

[NATURALSOLE]

this nigga knew every freak

[TheGatorchaser]

 this is the jam

[goedeck1]

Is this joint where "beyotch" was first used? Or maybe freaky tales II ?

[gangster14th]

@goedeck1 TRY CUSS WORDS YOUNGIN AND YES THIS IS ONE OF THE CLASSICS WHERE BIIITCH WAS SWAGGED OUT

[goedeck1]

@gangster14th thx big ups

[guttaboi88]

Watching the wood put me on with this.

[jpizzlefromDaBay]

This is straight up Bay area slap ya dig. This aint hip hop. Lets not get it twisted, Todd didnt give a fuck about hip hop. He wanted to make sho that Oakland Rap was not mistaken as hip hop.. This is pure dope boy. Back in the days yall, when lyrics was clean. 38 dislikes huh. lol. go listen to these fake ass rappers like lil(lol) wayne and fake ass drake and eat a dick biotch!!

[bigtwild100]

@jpizzlefromDaBay Drake aint pretending to be nun he not na mean but im 13 nd i like old school big l too short everybody man

[mfizle32]

Too Short is one of the BEST

[lakersfan1974]

classic westcoast hip hop jam, too $hort put oakland or oaktown on da map, a tru hip hop legend, i remember being 16 listening 2 this song of course on my walkman lol

[MrThomas564]

The lyrics hella funny, lhh!!

[chochasidle]

this song was just too short

[fadedfunktions]

I know Beth, handled it the same way. Shit's epic.

[MrFrostel]

From Oakland to Vallejo Baby!! 707

[KeepItWessin]

The song that kicked off Bay Area rap

[ninostar74]

Classic!!!!!!!!

[713swscrewstontx]

hell yeah - my muthafukken jam from way back - memories of those legendary southwest H-Town freaks!!

[WatchLemTV]

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME ... I KNEW THESE LYRICS BEFORE I COULD SPELL - @LEMDOOGAPB

[Laannkkyy4u]

iLOVEEE this SONG!!! i wish we had moree music likee this!!!!!

[chiggiewho83]

That's the hardest rap and beat period.....

[chrisrap4ever]

that negro was so ahead of his time that he looked back and saw the future.today all these mofuckas have bitten this type of flow.

[MegaHoosier1]

Short is the shit man I had 10 bitches dancing around my 1970 plymouth Duster with home 12s in the back seat with this song 20 years ago lol!

[chocolatethunder1968]

@MegaHoosier1 I had an orange Chevette with some ten inch Fishers!!! I fell you playa!!