Karl pilkington talks about shadow in America.

[kc6201]

"Please never have children."

[readthisifyouaregay]

Nessie exists

[exceptindreams]

Today, I burst out laughing in the middle of the street because this story popped into my head. The way Karl says "It was pushin' people off their bikes" is unbearable.

[mbagely]

When I first heard this I couldn't stop laughing for ages

[Jinearls]

ricky's laugh is too contagious

[ChristopherDone]

I laughed before I opened the video.

[Bluntboar]

Gervais say it with me GER-VAIS

[xeokym]

That's what happens when you let shadows run amok!

[lehnrik]

"Gavais"?

[alexxxnewzealand]

It was pushing people of the bikes.... *horror*

[seeman2010vg]

Is that an american 'accent' that ricky does at 1:30?

[xeokym]

@seeman2010vg LOL yes a bad one XD XD !!!

[intersanctum]

@seeman2010vg yeah it is

[Rico221184]

ricky gavais? ya fucking knob

[hamster12370]

@Rico221184 dont be a dick he does it on purpose to make karl say funny shit, knobhead.

[6NoHope9]

@hamster12370

no you misunderstand... look at the spelling, he is talking about the uploader of this video spelling ricky's name wrong in the description.

It says ricky gavais when it should be ricky gervais.

[cosminb]

@6NoHope9 Well, at least he's got Karl's name right...

[wengerboy]

What is he talking about?

[VeeelzHD]

I'll be honest,the description killed me..

[lisa5252]

lmao nice Boston accent, Ricky

[nicko198718]

where can i get audio like this is this from the radio or something???

[ironmaidenrlz1]

i have a story for karl right theres a village and a woman keeps putting cakes and stuff on a windowsil and they keep dissapearing!!!

[FootballingExpert]

i swear some people who watch this show take advantage of his stupidity by coming up with bullshit stories and posting them everywhere so he reads it eventually

[johmedis]

@FootballingExpert That's impossible because people didn't just start posting Monkey News online hoping a div would come across them and read them live on a tinpot radio station between 1 and 3 every Saturday. I think Karl just started coming out with bollocks, so they harassed him for more. When he didn't have any, I think he started fabricating it.

[slobclothing]

"Soooooooooorry I though it was shite" Best Line Gervais has said. FACT

[tomabwhite]

There's a shadow somewhere...you know things are about to get amazing!

[aviv14789]

Oh god! XD I LOVE THIS GUY! He makes so much sense when he makes absolute no sense

[TheBrainFlow]

Why do I watch these videos while drinking coffee??? Spit it all out after "There's a shadow"!!!! Pointless drinking while listening to Karl talk. Pointless.

[joshie9119]

bear in the big blue house

[pudseypumper]

'E 'ad an 'elmet on but 'is 'ead come off.

[darkcowboyhero]

"There's a shadow somewhere..."

[SilasCilice]

Ricky's fake American accent...when they're talking about Boston :'D i know, i know, but still I LOL'd hard.

[profilescythe]

I would be the first to adopt Karl Pilkington's children, I think Karl is the Übermensch that Nietzsche is talking about.

[jimmyredpant]

"gavais" hahaha. a true pilkington. iv subscribed.

[Letspreach]

@jimmyredpant You got it.

[redbazinga]

This must be from XFM

[BuddySweyzer]

"Ait, that's a bit weird, but it's not causing any problems."

[Pazma1]

I think that's one of the worst things I've ever heard him say, and that's really saying something. Fucking hell Karl.

[mikesmith007x]

haha i know where this is from. A guy on Coast to Coast AM, the insane conspiracy radio show on late at night in the US, talked about how he saw this thing. He was obviously mentally ill.

[FabulousResults]

Looks like @agendor101 finally did something decent and deleted his comments.

[Bleh997]

Hahaaa, at the end!

Steve: Please NEVER have children...just promise me you will NEVER have kids :D

[TheLordHodne]

Shadows Collides With People <3

[ScooperGetHype]

@TheLordHodne Love that album!

[TheLordHodne]

@ScooperGetHype

Love it too.. obviously. Couldn't belive it when Karl where taking about this. Thought I end with:

" Man-moths? "

[dantenebula]

@agendor101 Scotland might not have a breakdown but youre obviously having one. Think its time you went to bed

[CheDonJohn]

@agendor101 Oh dear. A new low. You might read that back to yourself one day and cringe. In the meantime, though, it's probably best that you just focus on managing to get you and your poor mother (whom you still live with, seeing as you view independence as a sex crime) dressed every morning, and keeping your thumb out of your arse.

[CheDonJohn]

@agendor101 For the sake of the gene pool, I really hope you're infertile. I'd guess that the reason for your irrational anger, incoherence and 'me against the world' disposition is that you were probably once touched inappropriately by an uncle.

Maybe it's inconceivable to you that someone might be able to write properly without using a spell check. The questions is, if you're aware they exist then why aren't you able to use one? hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahha­hahaha

[dantenebula]

@agendor101 i think its you thats looking like a silly little boy pal

[CheDonJohn]

@dantenebula Be careful, mate - agendor101 knows how to use the Shift-key to emphasise words! Sometimes he prefixes his non-facts with 'hahaha' so as to make them seem more convincingly true. A very skilled little boy, he is.

[CheDonJohn]

@agendor101 You can't make a point coherently or with any proper use of grammar or punctuation, and you tell me to go and do some reading?! You have no idea what the Enlightenment was, and yet you claim to know how it was paid for?! It wasn't some kind of project that was sponsored by rich English benefactors! Maybe you should do a little reading yourself, might take you a few years but worth a go. And belittling St Andrews Uni? Jesus fucking Christ, do you know anything? You must be trolling.

[CheDonJohn]

@agendor101 Seeings as St. Andrews was established in 15thC, I reckon they probably had at least something going for them in education before the Act of Union. And in what way is the AofU relevant to the Scottish Enlightenment? How can we English take any credit for David Hume and Adam Smith?! This whole argument has come out of my repsonse to a fellow fuckwit of yours claiming that Scotland offered nothing to the world. The evidence is to the contrary. I think you are lying. hahahaa LOL LMAO...

[CheDonJohn]

@agendor101 Their reputation may have been based on the bollocks stuff, but why should that detract from the other things they did and worked on?

The Scottish Enlightenment coincided with a period in which they had the highest rate of literacy in Europe and among the best universities. It also spawned the likes of David Hume and Adam Smith. I'm not sure whether you're just trying to wind me up or if you genuinely don't know much about the Scottish Enlightenment?!

[CheDonJohn]

@agendor101 Hang on...did I, at any point, say that they did all those things you've just mentioned?! All I did was list their names! Bell was a respected inventor and engineer even if you don't count the telephone; Baird might not have invented a decent television but he set the ball rolling; and Fleming was a noted biologist long before the 'discovery' of penicillin. Touché!

Besides, you definitely can't knock the Scottish Enlightenment, so you can at least give them that.

[Michb3ck]

I feel so sorry for this little, retarded guy that i just can't laugh at anything he says.

[blahk04]

This little local town,,,, Boston. hahaha



[CheDonJohn]

@Atheisophy Aside from the likes of Alexander Graham Bell, John Logie Baird, Alexander Fleming and the many educational institutions which led the way for a good few hundred years (particularly during the Enlightenment), the Scots really did give us fuck all, didn't they?

Scotland was allied to France well before the Act of Union; and even then it was in opposition to a line of 'English' kings who were actually themselves French.

Besides, English/Scottish = nationality, British = citizenship

[rivas832]

pretty sure he's talking about the mothman prophecies.

[Guineapig321]

"Where did you read this?"

" THIS was on the internet"

"OH, Sorry, Sorry I thought it was SHITE!"

[ShallowRus]

Lol @ Boston accent

[emzknow]

I honestly thought the title meant something like crime or poverty or bad things like that NOT a shadow pushing people off there bikes!

[ColdShaunUK]

Shadows pushing people off bikes. lol

[slapnutz46]

Gotta watch out for them American shadows dontcha?



[goulygliu]

'More on that next week....' :) -they have 2 animate this bit

[01Mickdog]

6 people got pushed off their bike

[annawee3]

I'm from Wales and I'm British because Wales is in Britain, not England.

[aylendexskelington96]

@PrimalStones @blueb0g I'm very sorry if I did offend you, I love the UK but I'm just too American for my own good. Let's just put that aside and appreciate good comedy, kay? :)

[randomandproudqueen]

XD sometimes I wonder why they even call it the Ricky Gervais show now, it's all about Karl's insanity. It wouldn't be the same without them though, loving this team.

Thing is though, they always make out that he's made the stories up himself when he's actually just so gullible he'll believe everything he reads.

Gotta love the Pilkington

[MRdunxist]

its gervais idiot

[aylendexskelington96]

I love british people.

[PrimalStones]

@aylendexskelington96 *English

[blueb0g]

@PrimalStones *British. 

[PrimalStones]

@blueb0g These 3 are from ENGLAND which means they're English!

[blueb0g]

@PrimalStones Pilkington grew up in Wales. Plus, it's pointless correcting British to English when British encompasses English, Scottish and Welsh, with the UK including Northern Ireland and other states. That's the point of the UK, that's why it's called the UNITED Kingdom.

[PrimalStones]

@blueb0g He grew up in Manchester ffs, he spent holidays in Wales, you've been reading to much Wikipedia. I don't like being called British just like a lot of people i know. I'm English not British. I'm not Scottish or Welsh.

[blueb0g]

@PrimalStones I'm English too, I live in Manchester. It doesn't change the fact that to call an Englishman British is NOT wrong, therefore there was no reason to correct aylendexskelington96 the way you did. Especially as he/she may have meant that he/she also likes Scots & Welsh and yet you've kindly narrowed that down for him/her, distorting their words. You're wrong and you know it, quit your digging.

[PrimalStones]

@blueb0g Where abouts in Manc? Most American's don't understand the difference, therefore i was just pointing out most English, Welsh and Scots don't like being refered to as British especially the Scottish and Welsh.

[SaintLouisX]

@PrimalStones They can't not like it, they live in Britain.

[annawee3]

@PrimalStones

SINCE WHEN?

[TheMikeyReilly]

@PrimalStones Legally, you're British. You're a British citizen. However, when it comes down to identifying yourself, it's all about personal preference.

I'm a "British citizen", but have never in my life identified myself as one. I consider myself Scottish.

[PrimalStones]

@TheMikeyReilly exactly that's all i was saying. Most English people will say they're British which pisses me off quite a bit and Americans often refer English people as British but won't do the same for the Scots and Welsh

[TheMikeyReilly]

@PrimalStones I think Englishmen are perfectly entitled to identify themselves as 'British'

[DivideInfinity]

@TheMikeyReilly Yes, but they shouldnt be known to be "British" because like PrimalStones pointed out, its annoying that Americans call English British because they think that British is another word for Englishmen.

[Rawc90]

@aylendexskelington96 Thanks :)

[thebard20]

Love how he says 'that was a little teaser' as if he's being really slick.

[Elfinesmom]

Love his little American accent

[magalojoles]

@Elfinesmom his accent sounds like forrest gump hahahhaa

[MrSamalamify]

@magalojoles they are all british

[magalojoles]

@MrSamalamify haha i know, but when ricky does the forrest gump impression it is hilarious =D

[kashkeej]

That show is hilarious cant wait for season three

[onedOLlarDuDE]

@kashkeej

Why are you waiting for season three when season four has already been done? Check out a youtube channel called telepop123. All the episodes seem to be there.

[HabeKeinMitleid]

I love how Karl brilliantly talks shit like it's complete fact. He does it so well.

[Leroy568]

I like Ricky's American accent. There are a lot of cowboys in Boston.

[HabeKeinMitleid]

@Leroy568 There are no cowboys anymore... Even in correcting Ricky you cannot be correct yourself. Damn. Sucks.

[ERASERRICH]

'I'll find out more for that next week' HAHAHAHAHA

[art0neable]

Hes not dumb or anything be fair we aint all scientists sitting at home with computers we built on our own. Good man karl

[memama2]

..the shadow was Obama on breaks from his Acron Job sneakin a smoke, out on the sidewalk & taking his fury about being forced to stop smoking by big Mitchie & attacking the local bikers in his pent up frustration (case solved)

[drwhocrazed]

Karl has a head like a fucking orange.

Copy and paste this into all Karl Pilkington videos.

[arunbainsuk]

Fucking mong

[greenday21]

one of my fave bits ever lol the big spaz =)

[Tomishungry]

lmfao promise me you wont have children.

[asdasasefasd]

XD "they were pushing people off the bikes" "what?" "pushing people off the bikes" "LMFAO"

[beckyw321]

it was pushing people off of their bikes... hahah I lost it there... I love it!

[shrew246]

oh right on the internet...must be true then!!

[KotowTV]

@shrew246 Oh thats alright then..I thought It was SHITE...