"Time Wasters"

[sonicshadow64]

00:45 thats sonics line from super smash bros brawl

[HaloBoy74]

@sonicshadow64 no its not



[sonicshadow64]

@HaloBoy74 in super smash bros brawl all characters have 3 poses and on of sonics is that

[PainCake1337]

Arbiter just teach'd me some tips. Thank you Arbiter.

[tom92333]

cheeky chief :)

[Kikeesperto]

07:30 lol wtf chief shoots from his helmet?

[MegaKiddyLand]

"You want a fucking biscuit?"

[SCRulerShinoda]

A better jest about the 360 would be " you pick it up, spin 360 degrees to get momentum, and throw it through the fucking window"

[AaronJConnelly]

"you want a fucking biscuit?"

[BeastLordofMetal]

Why do I laugh at the most retarded bits of this show?

"N33ds moar pub3s" lol

XD

[madman18able]

0:46

Chiefs Sonic the Hedgehog impression.

[TheRunaller]

Who here actually did Arbiters training program?

[ShanghaiTaiMien]

:( wat is i doign wrong

Well knowing left from right would be a good start.

[NameChannelGeneric]

@ShanghaiTaiMien Thanks for the translation from English to English. Really helps.

[ShanghaiTaiMien]

@NameChannelGeneric You're welcome ;)

[TheIceRapture]

I felt like Arbiter missed the best joke name in the form of "Master Cheek"

[AfroSamuraiTheMaster]

you want a fucking biscuit?

[jeppewie1206]

holy sht. chief gets the "Turning 360" thing, but the faggots that said "Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away" didnt.. something is wrong if chief is smarter than you.

[MrWhitewayne1]

awesome episode!

[arraneeno]

That rocket at the beginning just made me laugh sooooo much

[x4mpl3]

1:48 that was hilarious and perfect, lmao XD

[arraneeno]

Even if that hologram didn't confuse it definitely made him turn round and stop shooting, wich is easily enough time for chief to kill him

[MonkMandridTheThird]

"needs more pubes, LOL" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[ProfessionalGam3rz]

No wonder Arby is good, his using the HALO 1 PISTOL

[chewydog22]

60 People hit there head when ttrying to time warp.

[Evanthebeachbum]

@chewydog22 i actually lawled when i read your comment.

[BlueNightLight04]

@chewydog22 they didn't maintain eye contact

[MegaKiller400]

Sexy chief

[masterchief7711]

i just noticed there training on forge world :P

[MartyZiinema]

Certain things really gets into master chief, he does not like being a "waste of time" clearly.

"Go away arbitur, u make me sad" ... u don't hear that everyday xD NOT from cheeky chief

[ZeroGamingEX]

am i the only on who laughed when arby said cheeky chief

[3DGxExLP]

Travis & Todd were kind of a misstep in my opinion, but Greg is awesome.

[mmachavez412]

60 People hit there head when ttrying to time warp.

[xXAK47xphoenix]

Y DO U NOT PLAY

[captains327]

when chief was training its funny

[Nickman32]

Anyone know the song at the beginning?

[MisterMortarious]

How does he play as an elite? Offline?

[Animealeus]

@MisterMortarious change your prefured speicies

[bcbowar50]

I re-watch this episode just for the music that starts at 4:58. =)

[TheJokesOnU99]

Poor Greg mc wanted 2 kill him

[hellfiresonic246]

i always like master chief being mean to greg poor greg getting mean by hi lol :P

[hellfiresonic246]

1:55 lol ;)

[PaidInBoredom]

this needed youre the best around lol

[KhromosP]

Was Chief quoting Sonic from Super Smash Bros. Brawl at the start? :P

[Precision576]

Claire spams way too much. Every scene she's just wasting ammo

[Kaibarules123]

1:55 fucking epic

[Beastieboyzupgrade]

I love how all the pro's have the default helmet and Chief and those sorta people have kick ass armor.

[TopMaster360]

@Beastieboyzupgrade It doesn't matter because armor doesn't do shit and you're retarded if you focus on it. Same with levels. If you actually care about what level you are or what armor you're wearing you're retarded. Name one time when you've actually inspected someone's armor in a matchmaking game.

[MegaKiddyLand]

@TopMaster360 Yeah I agree. But the only thing I inspect is if they finished the campaign on Legendary cause I suck.

[TheNinjaLycan]

Like this if you think IM a thumbs up whore ;P

[icedancer406]

battles look so much better when they are filmed in actual matchmaking games. well done for that

[R0TFLKN1FE]

this possibly has to be the best season ever.

[SquidgieKathie]

Bottom of 10:01 "Video responses to Rock Bottom" DERP

[bobbuzzs]

fuck the all state add!

[jorbo5]

what song is played when arbiter teaches chief to shoot?

[LostEpsilon]

Cheif: w.e

-rocket comes and blows him up-

[RushedKK]

0:00



[00goldenphoenix00]

@BADAZZBUCKXKING no

[DJdude250]

Fuckin had to do it again, now it's a sport chek commercial.

[DJdude250]

Fuckin bacardi, I reload the page so I can fix the youtube video, but nope more ads.

[firestar9911]

1:45 GGGGGOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL

[deadamongstnerds]

1:49 - Hole in one!

[Timj7350]

@darkbringer117 copywright infringment :(

[darkbringer117]

Should have used the Rocky theme song when he was training chief.

[ThruThaRoofComedy]

"1 day I`ll get the guts to tell him hi" words of the devil >:(

[SCRulerShinoda]

as much as I am afraid of real spiders, I fuckin' love greg's addition

[spambox29]

How the hell does Jon draw so many good dicks!?

[Darkness12590]

they should add a new character like a hunter

[ultraninjakid101]

church from rvb and cheif in a sniper fight :) 1v1

[IHatingTheHaxxorz]

"needs more pubes"

LOL

[creathify]

@uncletatz sry couldn't write full name my letter is broke but ur just like me I do that all the time

[Tnsaustin]

can someone send a link on the track "opening up"? i really dig that song but cant find it anywhere :S, BTW CHIEF IS SO BEAST

[Justification75]

@Tnsaustin I downloaded every song from this season on Jon's vlog. Just Google it and it should be the first result. You know you'll have found the right one when you find a blog about Arby and the Chief.

[BluRacer7]

0:43-0:49 Sonic quotes.

[Gear1235]

hey i cant find that song when Arby is traning cheif i search it from the credits but i cant find it i get diffrent search results then that how do i find it?

[GokaiSilverTv]

Meh. Needs more pubes.

[foxysolerider]

@GokaiSilverTv actually it needs more cowbell

[lookitspie]

I love Greg lol

[Legitbagel2552]

chief reminds me of that kid from superbad with his dick drawing problem

[SoulOfSector7jr]

Jon loves drawing penises xD hahahaha

[NukeBlastar232]

58 people got there head hit from Time warping.

[Classified141]

1:07 it worked didnt it?

[XsubXzer0XforeverX]

the way chief learnt to snip is the same way as me

[stringwhore]

is it weird that i felt a little proud of chief when he got arby?

[SC2spanjel]

this song when arby trains chief... it`s awesome!

[Theultimateperso1000]

i laugh so much when cheif is meen to greg, Great idea bringing him in :)

[94Littleone]

Greg is so adorable! <3

[Classified141]

01:06 it worked...

[ThisIsSoKoool]

I love the song in the backround when Arbiter is traing Chief :P

[KakaPlanet]

When he says Up it sounds like his voice cracks.

Proved: Technology goes through puberty.

[xXJ4CK11Xx]

no u r (BOOM)

[JustBallax]

I thought he was going to use that other Xbox 360 joke haha!

[copelandbarbee]

58 people turned 360 degrees to see the show

[BenSaugy]

Does anyone know where I can find the music playing where Arby is training Chief? :)

[THAxMISTAxBLU]

@BenSaugy read the credits its in their

[p0ptr0p]

i wuz watching this after my two new born puppies has died and it cheered me up till i saw them again

[RossTCGE]

@ L33st i C4n Ti3p

[Garfield1735]

Thumbs up if you're sick of the "FINISH HIM" in every machinima.

[butface621]

its master chiefs folt that he is so fucking awful

[MrJermy]

@butface621 AAHAHHAHAHAH ur like 10 arent you? LOLOLOL

[CFaux220]

i like ho progressively he uses less and less audio. first its the MS voices, now a character that doesn't talk at all, just text. i feel it really shows his skill as a writer.

[OMFGYOURDRIVINGMEINS]

@CFaux220 you do realize that nearly everyone is voiced by jon and i like how your mommys titties bounce up and down while i fuck her

[CFaux220]

@OMFGYOURDRIVINGMEINS except for arby, chief and greg of course. im saying that he wrote the characters with such large personalities that he doesn't need vocal inflections to help get their motivations across.  as for jons voices, he's an excellent voice actor, same for Elizabeth Carr-ernst (im sure i spelled that wrong, i apologize) and same for the actors he got for the most recent season.

as for the mom joke: good one.

[OMFGYOURDRIVINGMEINS]

@CFaux220 well i did say nearly and thank you:D and i did not realise that you were complementing him i thought trololol was happening the first time i read it

[Hamgammy]

@OMFGYOURDRIVINGMEINS owned by cfaux

[OMFGYOURDRIVINGMEINS]

@Hamgammy your mom is owned by everyone trololol.

[stian531]

58 people shut the fuck because they are spiders PRAISE MS

thumb up plskthanks or you do not belive in teh trus

[MattchelorsClips]

Chief-"I'm a waste of time?"

Arbiter-"and plastic"

[8888rocklee]

at least you don't have super dick cancer

[CrystalMephilesFan]

Chief is Sonic from Brawl o.0

[kennakis09]

Wer pls excuse tardo iPod

[kennakis09]

To The 58 ppl who disliked , u we'd adopted lololollollollollooloolololol

[MrVOLKNER117]

87 people hit there head when ttrying to time warp.

[samjquillen]

why do they like always have to stop and look at each other to talk do they not have party or game chat in Canada

[Hamgammy]

@samjquillen it's for cinematic purposes only

[llemart541]

FUCK ADS :(

[BradenGarden]

i don't give a fuck how many ducks u fuck

[ShabazDraee]

I CANT STOP FUCKING WATCHING THIS

[Hamgammy]

@ShabazDraee you have a problem. go outside or something. it's fun to watch every now and again but seriously you have no life if all you do is sit around watching this.

[ShabazDraee]

@Hamgammy i waste time watching this lol, btw go fuck ur self

[xOwnZONE]

i hate horror films

[kilulafo]

@xOwnZONE I think they're funny. How's that relevant, though?

[kilulafo]

@xOwnZONE I think they're funny.

[burgerman9000]

@xOwnZONE same here

[Boo34C]

lol that superbad thing!

[Boo34C]

lol the rocket in the beggining was awesome

[madasafish2010]

There was actually a player with good armour. Go to 00:19

[code9999999999]

58 people got mad and sucked whats at 04:45

[Tendeeable]

0:01

[XUNCLExxTATZXx]

its 2 in the morning and i have school, but good dammit arby n the chief is more important :D

[jamesbonddarthvader]

@darkjackl999 oh

[TheYoungMaylay]

HyperNews would be a fucking amazing show. Please make it as a side show Machinima!!!

[JYHProductions]

Thumbs up if you have a sudden urge to play Halo 3.

[Mega11221133]

why do they call it the 360? *unfunny joke variation to make it funny*

I dunno.

Cause no matter what angle you are facing away from your xbox you can always find it.

[xox945]

@Mega11221133 so when you see it, you can turn 360 degrees and walk away..

[I0I117]

I like how opponents stop in mid-game to criticize how Master Chief plays lol.

[totalawsomeplayer]

ADS MAKE ME RAGE

[AlvaroEvade]

Hypernews really reminds me of a user called

'MonkeyGameGuides'

[TheDP3productions]

CHARLIE STFU 

[Awesomesauce181]

September 25th marks the 4 year anniversary of Halo 3. We will celebrate this day by keeping the Halo 3 community alive and playing it at 2pm Eastern Time. We will hopefully make the servers as populated as they were before, and prevent Bungie from taking down the Halo 3 online servers to make us play Halo Reach, while also bringing the original Halo experience back to life. Pass this on to other videos and thumbs up so people will know!

[Kasrkinbeta]

@Awesomesauce181 you do realize the 343 has full control right?

[MrChasingdragon]

I'm not sure why chief draws c**** why doesn't he draw boobs or something?

[BabyPaulaPolestar]

@MrChasingdragon He had enough boobs with Arbiter's mom.

[connorneshcov]

FUCK I DONT WANT TO BUY YOU FUCKING PIZZA POCKETS FUCK OFF

[InfinityXSeven]

Do you think Jon draws them, or do you think they are professionally done?

[kilulafo]

@InfinityXSeven I'm pretty sure Jon draws them. I doubt it's that difficult.

[slotarox]

it DID need moar puebs.

[tinylittlekitty]

00:34 chief should say r33ch instead of reach

[erttheking]

I just realized that Jon actually has to draw all of Chief's dicks.

[TeamTaco117]

87 people hit their head trying to timewarp

[nsr4interpol]

Xbox 180

[killergekos]

scroll up watch the video!

[theyeatusdad]

@killergekos why would i watch a comercal

[mrhuskey324]

@killergekos im waiting for the ad to end :(

[glitch4465]

@killergekos When the adverts finished.

[Hamgammy]

thumbs up if you think Claire sounds hot.

[ikillnewbz17]

@Hamgammy not in the old episodes

[malaysianbdsmfreak]

@Hamgammy thumbs up whore!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zorblake]

Rolfchopper soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi

[zama422]

lol watching this and playing minecraft :D

[amazingshots1]

58 people trolls

[twolotch]

Piss off Rogers Hi Speed Internet, I ALREADY HAVE YOU!

[Fireblaster911]

these dick jokes are making me barf

[Gamnash4]

Yeah, I know this is only a show. But Arbs needs to watch that. He kinda' hurt chief's feelings by telling him he was a waste of time. He's above that.

[50Cal420]

i wish at least mastur cheif would advertise the fuckin ads.

[opain12]

Who was the guy at 1:29? Was it Creg?

[coolstorybro234]

before i start an episode of funny arby n the chief.....

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