Alex Reads Twilight: Ch.16-18

[Mistiewell]

I love that little noise he makes after Esme says she jumped off the cliff.

[feverfew246]

he calls her beller

[thecoolelizabeth]

did anyone ever tell you that you have a cute crooked smile? :P

[TlcSkatej007]

"tragically" it makes absolutely no difference at all if you skip a chapter. I couldn't find all the videos for your interpretation of the book in chronological order so I just skipped a few chapters here and there and the book was still just as pointless and boring as ever. All though it is far more interesting now that you are pointing out its stupidities :) anyway now that I've been totally weird and random I'm gonna go now haha. Byyye :)

[sugaplumsunshine]

I just noticed you have a little bit of a crooked smile ;P

[WaterBottle1998]

Love how a book by Stephan King is right next to a video about Twilight....

[LittleMissV2450]

2:08 you.. fingers.. are .. SO LONG !

[ToumaFanGurl]

so now thats Science, Music and Math shes failed at!!!

[missXAbi]

"Because that's the thing about lions; they're always so tense"

[teamteamenspiel17]

So putting her hair down means that the other vampires won't smell her? That's like saying "I've had the sound of your laughter in my mouth all day"

[DumbNuty]

basically this "author" just wrote that baseball scene, so they can play muse's song somewhere to make the movie just a soupcon of acceptable

[TheAmberh44]

You have very nice eyes, not to be creepy or anything...

[gordyb118]

Bella is going to play Baseball with Edward Cullen and her Vampire Family.Yes,you heard me correctly.

[HalfOfHannah]

what was he doing at the end there?

[dansere07]

pause at 0:03

[Ambersoccerforward]

She's used her brain.... on page 335

FINALLY!

[Kaitlyynwoah]

thats the thing about lions- there always so tense

[mysecrettninjababeyy]

of course you wouldnt notice that one chapters missing its all bullshitt anyway >,<

[UsedtoWoW]

WE'RE GOING FAR AWAY RIGHT NOW!

[FranckoPhonie]

Crooked smile...have you seen Alex's smile? adorably crooked.

[Alizastack]

'the third of them was a woman'

*HANDSPAZ*

[natroxman]

HARRY POTTER!!!!!! read that!!! 

[unschuldsdingens]

yeah that's the thing about lions, they're always so tense! <3

[iamthepeanutbutter]

Like for the piece of thread in Alex's hair :3

[LucyGOShea]

there is some fluff in your hair and i want to get rid of it,

[tycoonwelly1]

Lol I'm reading this thing tht some MIGHT call a book and it's soo much better wiv ur running commentary! :D

[Emilise284]

I think that "lion" line may have been a reference to the line "And so the lion fell in love with the lamb..."

The stupid thing is that I can now recite the next few lines without any prompting or aid from the book itself, I'd read it so many times before I realized it was so stupid.

"What a stupid lamb..."

"What a sick, masochistic lion..."

Like that wouldn't snap them out of their stupor and make them realize they're perfectly wrong for each other? Yeah. Uh-huh.

[LetLovesOwls]

your fingers are long. i never noticed that before

[7NightsShadow]

"Edward "her" vampire family yea you heard me" yes Alex we heard you

[ifoundthatfun]

alex has really long fingers

[StarkidCriss]

mmaahahahaa i hate twilight. this is great

[Emilyyishere01]

That was funny at the end where he's just standing there.(:

[MsMyChemicalBlink182]

Press 7 for the creepiest yet awkwardly sexual thing you will ever see.

[josephd183]

Watching these reviews contiguously, there is no difference in the missing chapter.

[a11ison912013]

so steph can't do math, science, or music

[Bak2BakThyFcdEchOthr]

Woah.... mind fucked. 4?

[NonsenseEncoder101]

My name is Esmé... D: I didn't know my name was in Twilight until I saw this video. I think... I'm going to cry. q(=' '=)p

[oshawattgo]

i want to read this book over again with your sense of humor in mind

[cookiemonsta188]

I only read 2 chapters of Twilight and gave up because it wa boring and annoying

[BananaRetro]

I'd just LOVE it if he read a few chapters of the train wreck that is 'Breaking Dawn'. Good God, you think Twilight is bad...

[PoetChick95]

thats the thing about lions, their always so tense XD

[TheBeatlesAmazing998]

he has cool eyes

[lifediesyoung]

well the ending was awkward :L

[BlackSkillzPay]

When Alex said that a relationship couldnt work out if one person was trying to kill te other i paused it and thought to myself 'actually my perfect relationship would be mostly just me and the other person in ways trying to distroy the other' and of course then i thought 'man i am really messed up i need to get a psychiatrist!' but i wont. FUCK THE SYSTEM HA!

[vanillatwilight82]

Grandpa: Want some breakfast?

Me: NERIMON IS ON SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[shadowcatluvver22]

@vanillatwilight82 I hope you didn't actually say that to him... That's really rude. :/

[vanillatwilight82]

@shadowcatluvver22 That was a joke lady =_=

[nanug7]

sooo funnyyy and it doesnt make a difference skipping chapter 16!

[TheScarletBanana]

So...that's science, music, and counting now?

[20inmydreams]

So Stephanie Meyer can't count either.

[SarahWhovian]

WE'RE GOING FAR AWAY RIGHT NOW! XD

[TheRheanna96]

You have really nice eyes :)

[awesomelyizzy]

lol you've gotta love edward's logic: "put your hair down"...classic ;) xx

[jbaitken008]

shit i didnt realize that thing about the third person!!

[123Msalliecat]

@KaelynNoelle I see what you did there. ;D

[Channotek72]

Stephanie Meyer + Science + Math + Music = Wrong

[KaelynNoelle]

Are you sure she didn't use her brain on page 394?

[camie12341]

"Thats the thing about lions, there always so tense".....

[Rater362]

"So she's used her brain, page 335, for the first time."

Don't worry, it doesn't last long.

[hahaishereman]

This was uploaded on my birthday -3 BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVERRRRRR

[rebsrebs13]

press 7 repeatedly.

alex looks so attractive :')

[TheTARDISCatcher]

Your head is giant in this video...

[darkangelsdontfly]

3.10 cute face ;)

[ATurtleAteMyTrex]

2 things to say:

1. You have purdy eyes Alex

2. He chuckled darkly (you'll only get it if you watched Charlie (ah Charlie ) 's video)

[7Write4This9Heart7]

Haha! XD That part at the end with falling over happens to me all the time! XD Love these vids so much! Have been watching all day! So awesome! *U* Rock on!

[HflowerP]

it still made sense... wait what am i saying, twilight doesn't make sense.

[xmissmusicstarx]

@pokemonfree not unless you saw chapter 16 with charlieissocoollike

[tgperg]

Oh. My. G-d. I just found your YouTube channel from the blog "Reasoning With Vampires" and figured out you're in Chameleon Circuit too! SQUEEEE! Two of my favorite things all in one!

[pokemonfree]

Is it oddd that this still made sense even without chapter 16

[videofan4eva]

92 people were too busy enjoying this to realise that they were clicking the dislike button. or they're just total utter wankers.

[Rater362]

I was wondering the other day. What if, after Bella and Edward start dating, Edward was just hanging out at her house and then Charlie comes in, I wonder what would happen if out of no where someone was just like 'Hey, you know your daughter's boyfriend? He sat in her room without her knowing and watched her sleep.' I wonder how that would go...

[XxEmoSceneAngelxX]

did he say Clearwater?

CLEARWATER?

Penelope Clearwater from Harry Potter.

not this Clearwater from this.. thing...

FUUUUUUU! STEPHANIE MYER - WTF IS WRONG WITH HER!

[MusicBeatRecords]

Bella: *simple question*

Esme: *life story*

[asssasss0147]

how did i come to this video?

[superrandomfbhead]

monty python reference! Where's the fish :P

[AcireSirrah2010]

Yes people he says Bella like "Beller". Get over it. It's called a "British" accent. Idiots

[ChibiiSaru]

Still makes sense

[chocolatecake666]

You want an anticlimax read the last few chapters of breaking dawn, honestly it wont take you long to catch up and it would be fucking funny if you read it x

[KiiRa232]

"she gets to play baseball with Edward Cullen and her family" haha, i just noticed he says 'her' referring to Edward :)

[enjoyyourburrito]

So no science, music theory, and mathematics for SMeyer.

[BIBIisBOREDXD]

The hunger games Alex, The hungers games Peeta wanted to kill Katniss, for a while in the third one

[MiniatureGiant313]

What about mr. and mrs. Smith they want to kill each other

[JayLynn524]

I want to know why I ever enjoyed this book... I was an idiot -___-

[Lauraa4023]

I don't get why people say he says Bella weirdly...how else can you say it apart from "beller"...

[AtlantisxxESIB]

@Lauraa4023 "Bell-ah" or "Bell-uh". Similar but not entirely the same.

[TheCommonLoonster]

it's funny because we can watch this without seeing chapter 16 because that chapter is so pointless.

[raynmagyk]

@TheCommonLoonster but then you miss CHARLIE!

[unic0rnism]

Wow you have really pretty eyes. They almost look like contacts.

[LolaBeckRox]

What was that awkward moment at the end? He looked very confused into the camera..... Lawlz

[Windsorgirl14]

Whenever he says Bella it sounds like Beller.

[TheScarletBanana]

Press 6... XD

[radioactivelytainted]

Creeper face @ 2:18

[QuattroKittyxx]

"so he says, put your hair down."



[ErinCole1000]

i remember this book being better....and way less creepy! wtf happened111 wHY DID I EVER LIKE THIS!!!

[zoemew]

@ErinCole1000 I can relate so well.

[mynameisabiscuit]

I want to know where he got his playing cards :O

[AegeeChan]

@mynameisabiscuit Search amazon.com for "blank playing cards." I bought a deck and am doing the same thing. It's pretty cool. I love all the cards people have made me!

[mynameisabiscuit]

@AegeeChan Thanks :D I already found them and they arrived like two weeks ago. One of my friends did an awesome Ace of Spades xD

[bloodlightningXD]

"So this video is called Chapter 16 and 17.."

sorry to correct you Alex, but it's actually not.

[EVideoJ77]

Yeah, here's the thing about Twilight books. The first half is relationship problems; whether it's Edward, Jacob, or both. The second half is when Stephanie Meyers realizes that she hasn't written anything interesting and tries to cram in a Harry-Potter-book-sized amount of action. And that always ends up working out so well for her.

[GotNuthinOnMeh]

Why does he always talk out of the side of his mouth??

[EVideoJ77]

Okay, it's one thing if the guys name is Edwin and he calls him Edward. I hate it when they make characters call people with perfectly normal names a harder and rarer name. It is so pointless.

[AussiePupz]

Eck. A Breaking Dawn ad was on this.

[DestineySiemasko3558]

@AussiePupz Irony...

[ildchptfjr]

Lol. Twilight... I can't even think of an appropriate word to describe this piece of shit.

[hunterhayescraze1818]

Twilight is better with British or English accents

[identifymenot]

@hunterhayescraze1818 i'd say twilight is better on fire

[luvlonggone]

1:40

she forgot to breath again

[LovelyMyko]

Oh no! Not the other vampires wanting to play baseball! OH the humanity!

[RabidGuava]

Did the ending where you were up close have any meaning or were you trying to turn off the camera or what???...

[highsierra701]

"The third of them was a woman" XD

[vampire0101265]

@DaQueenOfSpades Maybe he is who knows. lol. I just meant there relationship is as gross as if HP was with Voldermort.

[rockchickkm]

The one thing that Dracula and Interview with a Vampire and all the other vampire classics were always missing was an element of light competitive sport.

[LiberalIntervention]

I've just noticed, you really do have a crooked smile.

[vampire0101265]

@DaQueenOfSpades I don't even remember writing this and I'm having a total blonde moment when reading your reply.

[AugustineEmmeline]

@AsIanGriffindorLion LOL Oh, yeah. I forgot about that! Good one.

[AugustineEmmeline]

I'm pretty sure there were only 3 other vampires at 1:58 that SM described. It's just the way she phrased it.

[Quitamore]

Alex has amazing eyes. How I would love to gaze into them forever in the same way that Bella ogles at Edward.

[bloodsanity]

most of the part(or maybe ALL) isn't even necessary in the books, especially the end. great way to plot a damn book. it surely is SHITELIGHT!

[MyChemicalLoveHeart]

did this vid stop for anyone else around or on 1:05 when Alex/Nerimon says 'did edward tell you........'

[BillHartnelliscool27]

@MyChemicalLoveHeart It actually did for me. Weird...

[MrsFredWeasley98]

@MrsGeorgeWeasleyy you are like, my sister in law ;)

[naeviaus]

He can take her anywhere he wants.

Yes he can ; )

[FaeriesAndWitches]

2:45 - 2:50

[hpwolf123]

"'Cause that's the thing about lions...they're always so tense."

[412music412]

WE'RE GOING FAR AWAY RIGHT NOW

[412music412]

Thumbs up if you paused to see what page number it was.

[happyhammi715]

this is the best way ever to read twilight :D

[manddy1234]

Did you forget how too turn off your camra in the end or something??:) you have really pretty eyes by the way is that what you were doing showing off your beautiful eyes too all of YouTube haha??:)

[deliriousisordinary]

Yep. Still makes sense

[XBlackRoseAlchemistX]

"The third of them was a woman"

What? XD

Bella didn't pass 1st grade .

[ShadowxFangirl]

"He flashed his crooked smile, leaving me breathless."

Does anyone else have the problem of each time when you hear that, all you can picture is Shrek giving Fiona that crooked grin of his? >,< Just me? lol Shrekward Cullen...

[AslanGriffindorLion]

Blimey! I actually got top comment thanks guys.

[xLollynx]

You have pretty eyes.

[ExplodingCupcake123]

"then it will lead the tracker away from Charlie" I had to laugh at that point, wondering how Charlie (mcdonnell) would combat vampires ( to the TARDIS!!!!!!!)

[toptickle]

"Bella is going to play baseball with Edward and HER vampire family" the most true verbal slip up ever

[Musiclver06]

Put your hair down - how will that help in the slightest?

[singerinachurchband]

There goes the crooked smile again! Lol xD

[ToothpasteCannon]

Bella: *asks casual question*

Esme: *life story*

[whiteasiangirl]

whenever he says Charlie.. I keep thinking he means Charlie as in his roommate...

[rubberduck4544]

You've got pretty eyes ;)

[skybluesweatband]

NOtice how Bella asks a simple question and Esme gives her her life story...*APE-OUT*

[ninjamazing48]

Lol that's the thing about lions. They're always so tense.

[tabihennalovesyou]

3:36 I dunno what the hell that was but it made me laugh XD

[callmeyall1]

i swear for some halloween you should be a vampire you resemble one and a little like edward I SWEAR TO GOD .

[321holly123]

Hahahahah! 

[yorkshiremikey]

Is this the original draft of the novel!?!?! how was this published?!?!

[TiGreSS011]

wat was all that at very end o.0

[ThePurplePiggy22]

alex, you have beautiful eyes :)

[willdabeast0305]

All she asked was "You're not going to play?" and the woman tells goes on and tells her about her DEAD BABY and ATTEMPTED SUICIDE!!

That's like asking someone for the time, and he tells you about his wife's affair, and his brother's murder!

[evildevilgirl02]

@willdabeast0305 Not attempted.  Successful suicide. That's why she's a vampire.

[extratrestrial731]

Youre going to love new moon... Lol jokes there is billions of spelling errors and it makes no sense. But you would like it because there is more of Jacob Black…

P.S you have pretty eyes…

[TomboTime]

Stephanie Myer. your book was written for a specific part in the middle which you saw in a dream. everything before and after was absolute filler. your readers had to sit through 12 CHAPTERS of filler, just to get to the important part and than sit through the rest of the book with is ALSO filler. explains the blandness, the grammar mistakes and the endless amount of plotholes perfectly well. HOW DID THIS BECOME FAMOUS THIS MAKES NO SENSE!!!!!

[specialfred1101]

MrFoxyFox4Me it's not an error in the book or a typo or anything. He just interpreted it wrong. Kinda like you did. :)

[fairyice13]

nope, the chapter didn't matter, lol

[Bradlem111]

@vampire0101265 yea if harry potter loved Voldemort, and one was a vampire and one was a girl, oh wait their nothing alike

[vampire0101265]

Edward and Bella are like Harry Potter and Voldemort...

[PiggyDies1]

I think I just peed myself omygod

Alex this is amazing

[Imabadspeller]

What was up with that close up at the end?...

[BloodAndRainbows13]

Yeah, I wouldn't have noticed a missing chapter if he hadn't said anything haha

[ThatSweetLittleNerd]

<3

[ThisIsEshi]

Alex has really pretty eyes.

[xXAloeVeraxX]

WE'RE GOING FAR AWAY, RIGHT NOW!

Oh, my god! That should have been in the book!