dane cook rocks again!!!

[dirtyfood]

Where's the second part of the video where I can find the "jokes" , because there's none in this video

[AbdelJaffar]

hahahahahahaha. im crying with laughing tears. this guy is fricken hilarious

[recniabsal]

The car alarm thing was pretty genius.

[kgomez101]

Haha Dane.....

[nercksrule]

HOLY SHIT! I had my computer turned up really high and when it started i nearly shit my pants

[AbdelJaffar]

@nercksrule me too man

[aboalqasm]

Not funny the real funny guys are russells Peter Pablo fransisco and robin wiliams

[VirtuosoVII]

omg dane cook is so phunny! like omg lol! my favorit part wus wen he wus like "i went like this i was like aaaa" omg classic!!!!!!! lol!!!!! Seriously though, Dane cook is a fuckin' idiot

[twilightlover5796]

dane is so adoreable

[BrettIsCool1]

sooo fuckin funny... best line "he gits hit right here.... it makes u flop around lik a dead monkey"

[pekoe]

(FART))))

[Splesher10]

he missed part of his song "Heellllllloooo lets got for a riiiiiiiiiiideee, oil is my blood, seat belts radio knobs"

[MightyMike2885]

very good post thank you

[randomvideos95]

first joke is stolen! bbut he is still funny

[madashh16]

helooooooo

im a caaaaar

!!

[nikkkkaayy]

"I don't care if you laughed at that or not, the next time you hear that shit you're gonna be like hahahaha, Dane Cook is a silly bitch."

Hahaha! I love him!

[sdgal12]

hehehehe dane cook is a silly bitch

[Andreas70]

dont watch -.-

dane is great! ^-^

[sdgal12]

duh hes great :D

[sdgal12]

aahh dane cooks amazing. haha

[sexybitch9113]

u kno what person?FUCK U!hes hot and funny

ur an ass 4 saying that!if u don't like him don't watch these videos!go die like a pig in hell!hes sexy!lol

[reycat67]

I think the title of this video should be "Dane Cook sucks again!"

[fgfuyfyuiuyf]

My favorite part of the car alarm is the part where is sounds like a bomb is dropping.

[reycat67]

Watch an impression of Dane Cook from MadTV. Very funny. Search 'Dane Cook sucks'

[Roniismyname112]

He is so good with sound effects, i love it

[Izzylovesyouh]

HELLO

I'MMA CAR

GASOLINE MAKES ME RUN

BACK SEAT

TRUNK SPACE!

OMFG! That is sooo funny!

[xoxfunloverxox]

Anyone Seen My Shoes?...I Kicked Them Off In A Fit Of Joy! LOL! Dane Cook Is So Funny

[bradleykerr]

This is despicable. If you guys think this joke is funny you should watch the original joke by Louis CK. Dane Cook's a hack and a joke thief.

[Izzylovesyouh]

If you don't like him, don't watch and listen.

simple as that.

[happycappy1370]

i tried to help... "AAH..." and wtf u MORON!!! YOU BEEPED THE SWEARING!!! why?!?!?!

[yebber123]

lol 'flop around like a fucking dead monkey'

[iCANFEELYOUHERE]

"YOUR ABOUT TO GET STRUCK BY A VEHICLE!!"

LMFAO awesome

[viedoaholic284]

lola pear

[imaginationchick]

Hello?? Other car??? Gasoline makes me run! Back seat! Trunk space! So funny!

[maximusman4]

that dane cook is a silly bitch

[imaginationchick]

Ha ha, yeah!

[Rythmboy]

good shitza

[zenbobway69]

lol YOU ARE ABOUT TO BE STRUCK BY A VEHICLE!!!!!

[Remzi101]

hey sir ur about to get struck by a vehicle lmaooo

[ilymtiehla]

oh he makes me laugh so much

[MrzJeagerJaques]

You should burn too! fag..

[funkyfrogs101]

oh look!

a douchebag.

[funkyfrogs101]

that justs means there more douchebags!

horrayy!

get in the oven!

[LbbbonziRS]

Excellent, you finally found your mirror?

[HerInternalRoyalty]

he uses good simalies

[ZerosXL]

that dane cook is a silly bitch

[angelcomplexity218]

needs some new content, he id tht i think "isomniac"

[WTF1233]

BAAAAAAAAAAACKSEEEEEEEEAT!

[shineprofessor]

why are you watching if you don't think he's funny? stupid you are. this is seriously the most funny comic ive ever heard

[pracha95]

shineprofessor ever heard about free speech and free choice? Oh, I forgot, you live in USA so your current administration has taken that away from you. So I understand where you coming from.

[Tmh21791]

U see simpleton( shineprofessor) people watch things to get an idea of wat they think about something. Thats how we decide if we like something or not. So when you say "why are you watching this?" its kind of a dumb question. Also people have their own opinions. So who are you to call someone stupid just because they dont like something that you do?

[IIKiNgOfKiNgSII]

The reason why dane cook is so good is because he has a really good imagination and he is so creative with his delivery...he puts animated twists and tells stories in a logical but funny mannor...thats why people like him.

[ReubenGazer]

i think its because he retells stories of things that are very obvious and we all do but we don't notice it; so when its brought up it makes laughter, like staring at gum when in line at the store, etc.

[Raijin88]

Example of optimism, creativity, and a good sense of humor.  Gotta love it!

[vandomVenom]

i dun get this guy, chris rock, damon wayans, russells peters are more funnier.. i dun even know how this guy gets so much credit for his work.. so i guess, congrats to him..

[ToxicFuture]

Everybody has different tastes and likes in comedians. Some people like Steven Wright's style, some people like Chris Rock, some like Dane Cook. Dane is definitely different from the others and is a breath of fresh air. He also uses a lot of movements while others just stand around.

[ergot99]

I noticed that all the comics you listed are black.....what's that about?

[vandomVenom]

russel peters is indian.. race has nothing to with anything, ellen is funny also. not so much dane? i duno its just my opinion

[lad21000]

i dont get u poeple. why are you fighting.they just tell jokes.the perpos is us getting fun.why do we fight.ok ppl think louis ck better then ok.ppl think dane cook better ok.and btw.i dont think dane cook steals the joke.if he did louis ck would sue him . so ppl just stop fighting over nothing

[Liev4life38]

Well even if he did steal jokes, his stage performance is likable, for me anyway. And between dane cook and the comedian he supposedly stole from, he seems to grab my attention the most so he is obviously doing something creative of his own...

[gokusangelgirl5]

ROTFLMFAOOO!!!!

[april0014]

yeah people should SERIUOSLY get over them selves... no one cares about what u haters think about him.. heres a thought?? if ya dont like him dont waste ur time looking him up on youtube?

[lieutenentgunner]

nice description

[TohruChanOnigiri]

you know...if you don't like him...why are you watching this? if you seriously have enough free time to watch a video of a guy you hate just to bug people who actually like him...you REALLY need to lay off the pot and get a life. o_o

[poopeeps]

I found this video looking for Louis CK videos. I don't understand how you can respect somebody who steals jokes. That means he is NOT creative. He claims he doesn't steal, when he clearly does. Dane Cook is not respected in the comedy world, much like Carlos Mencia. How do you not feel cheated?

[dmbzsbhpsw]

who gives a damn if he stole the joke?

[Abusedz]

Let's put aside the fact that Dane Cook delivers jokes a million times better than Louis CK ever thought about.

Get over it- Dane Cook obviously took the material and made it funny, otherwise we'd be watching Louis CK deliver it. Nobody even knew who Louis CK was before Dane Cook, he should thank him.

Tons of ignorant fucking people in this world.

[fallentoodeep22]

well said ^.^

[tredidit08]

Yes!! we get it. he stole the fucking joke. how many times are you haters going to tell us Dane fans? I get that he stole the jokes, he still has a lot of original jokes that are HIS!! Listen to Brain Ninjas or BK lounge. Those are his jokes. No one else's. I still think hes funny.

I don't care who said it better either. so no point in replying and telling me C.K Louis did it better.. i don't give a shit. I am still a Dane Cook fan regardless of what you say.

[dylanthebody]

STOLEN STOLEN STOLEN

[breuer85]

Dane Cook is a joke stealing hack, wake up sheeple!

[Dubaifreak]

Fukinnn HILARIooooUS!!!!!!

[CharmenAnime]

"Guy gets hit.... shoes fly off... I laugh."

Grenade = Pear. Frickin Hilarious!!! xD

[13Linkin]

Love this guy

[wantrum]

he's LAME

[Jennisays07]

haha hes good. (:

[JSttchs]

Dane Cook IS a silly bitch

=]]

haha

[raptoromilda]

i mean he makes the joke a lot more better and funny -_-

[raptoromilda]

even though IF it is stolen.. he makes a lot more more better.. geez... this guy is awesome..

[HALOandMETAL]

Holy FUCKING SHIT he is so fucking hilarious! fucking tekken ROFL wow ahahahaha!!! fucking great!!! omg so funny!

[Yilmael]

lol, I saw a guy get hit by an SUV at 50 miles an hour. He flew just like Dane described it, rag doll through the air. Pour guy was dead on impact. :( Life sucks

[lilskateboardpb]

i love dane cook!!

smexy<3

funny as hellll!

[ladysman7]

this dudes been my idol for years he's sooo funny

[Disasterisk3]

gotta love stolen material...

[QAVOR]

stfu

[JBL09]

if he stole it then post the original link...

or is there not one???!?!?!?!?

if u think he steals material why do u watch his videos?

[davidecl]

Dane cook is funny because nobody had told him that hes not.

[xxlovexx95]

UHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! i luv it!♥

[Justinmillette]

87% lol

[atmealways]

Hahah. That Dane Cook is a silly bitch.

I love him.

[halopro058]

He has a new movie out with jessica alba its cald Good Luck Chuck and yes its out

[JPhinfan86]

I see he altered the bit here - must have caught some of the heat.

[vengeance17000]

some ppl think that dane steals his stuff but i dont think so, he is fricken awesome, i love his stuff, and apparently hes pretty cool too =]

[JPhinfan86]

It's pretty hard to refute when they can play the audio side by side, dated and such. That Louis C.K. bit was done before this and he repeats it nearly verbatim. Sorry holmes.

[iStarz007]

dude, it duznt matter who thought it up He makes it funny... nobody else could do it like him or better then him!!!!!!

HEZ UHMAZING!

[DARIENsaywhat]

I don't think anyone can hate Dane Cook=]

He's flippin shweet

[smileyfive]

jazz hands ,,,,,lol nice

[Bravehart10000]

Floping around like a dead monkey! roflmao awesome video

[VertigoSuccubus]

I never laughed that hard, I almost died!!! This was the best!

[CRAZYGRL345]

i love Dane Cook! is it true he doesn't make his own jokes? cause i don't belive that! he's a great comedian!

[madeleine185]

dane cook is a silly bitch

[Czarus69]

That awesome.....:)))

[cbfiretown]

i cant my lime wire got deleted, but ill get somemore up soon

[vbpdul]

DUDE UPLOAD MORE VIDDS!

[cbfiretown]

idk i just frekin uploaded it

[imelmo94]

o ok thanks

[imelmo94]

when was this>??

[tidusreeves]

another dane cook lover :D this is a great vid thanks 4 the upload.

[lindalunna]

LOL

[cbfiretown]

ey guys u have to wait aliitle at the beggining