Venetian Snares- Welfare Wednesday

[bearblock]

sounds like a recipe for a yeast infection

[Kagetan1233]

hahahA I CAN'T 

[StadiumHot]

oh I just saw top comments after I posted, you figured Lucky Koi out already =p

[StadiumHot]

It's Producing Dubstep Records, in your punani. not lots of records.

It's Heroin Grocery, not Helen Grocery.

Also Lucky Koi Express, not co express, which does sound similar.

The '???? and Harris(?), in your punani' one is the only one I cannot figure out. It's not 'and harris', sounds nothing like that.

[Xyrofen]

@StadiumHot

Yeah, for the first one.

It's definitely Helen Grocery, considering there's such a thing in Winnipeg and there's a distinct L sound (I pitched it up in Traktor).

Yeah, I hear the "koi" over "co" now too.

There's some "riss" sound in it. :x I can't hear the rest of it very well either though.

[StadiumHot]

@Xyrofen

Definitely sounds like Heroin, it is 3 syllables. Unless he is saying 'he.. eh.. len'. but I highly doubt that.

As for the hardest one, it sounds a lot like 'formerly hairy [something] fupa'. Cannot put my finger on it.

[sierinjsh]

en . wiktionary . org / wiki / punani <-- We should've seen this coming.

[waltrixg]

Hey guys,

I'm afraid this guy eats the same shit a clown "who sells fat-buster meals to kids" eats.

Tragic.

[lafittezack]

i fucking love this guy. if i went to a show of his i might end up head banging my body into millions of pieces

[pidgin]

Grilling a panini... in your punani.

[shuttheeffupshaun]

in the future everything will sound like Husikam Rave Dojo

[TheDeathtacle]

undergoing plastic surgery in your punani?

[AmNothi]

egg salad sandwiches

[jgettier]

wearing leather jackets in your punani!!!!! OMG this is the best shit i've heard in years!!!

Didn't Eddie Murphy do a song like this years ago?

[shuttheeffupshaun]

coins and salty milk in your punani

xyrofen's youtube in your punani

ESP Ra.De in your punani

capt. america in your punani

my little pony-- in your punani

playing kriegspiel in your punani

hashima island in your punani

[Aspasia96]

whats a punani???? hahahaha

[Weirdiconsandsuch]

@Aspasia96 vagina

[MirrorSymmetry]

wank

[MithrasAtDusk]

Does he take the chef boyardee product out of the can first? If so, how many cans does he put up there eh??

[MachinaeSupremacist]

Nymphomatriarch is what it would sound like if Vsnares put orange juice in your punani, then, right?

[FieliaElectronic]

driving my car in your punani? XD

[stfn314]

He-man and Skelotor in your punani? Lol!!

[SeeKiannaDisco]

It's fucking impossible for me to keep a straight face during this song. Selling crystal meth in your punani. Fuck- lmfao

[JustShotsForMeh]

ahh venetian snares isnt fucked like it used to be :D

[inkblotgod]

@JustShotsForMeh hah ya man. its still pretty dark but not like songs about my cats. there are a few fucked tracks on this album like aaron2 which make me really sad for aaron. I recently heard Winter In the Belly of a Snake and those tracks were pretty fucked up. Walking around the city of chicago while listening to that made me hate people.

[JustShotsForMeh]

@inkblotgod yea the thing is aaron is expressing he's thoughts with he's music. awsome artist. :)

[Chisha213]

osama was hiding.. in your punani

[GabberCentrafuge]

wtf did i just listen to????

[Kamari101]

@GabberCentrafuge Your Punani?

[GabberCentrafuge]

@Kamari101 i enjoy it

[Necromanticman]

im gonna try to do the beginning bit on keyboard! xD

[AriTheZombie]

this song makes me giggle

[MathewAngelo1]

eat a mans cock in your punani

[iamnotron2007]

Existential despair...in your punani.

[MyopicM2C1]

Fucking amazing lyrics

in your punani

[CursedExistence]

pretending i'm from london in your punani!

[FlaPanther33781]

@Xyrofen - wouldn't it be "Never write a check your ass can't cash in your punani"?

[Xyrofen]

@FlaPanther33781 If you like parallelism, sure.

[MirrorSymmetry]

Illegal file-sharing......in your Punani.

[Kamari101]

Hot Dogs And French Fries......In Your Punani

[kacper197]

Egg salad sandwiches, in your punani

wat

[christin01]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAA., the song is actually pretty good too ROFL

[kaizaluktarbaiZ]

creating wicked music, in your punani

[ZIDBULA]

bitches love my punani

[gali32731]

whos voice is this wat

[elARTEdelPOOP]

This is anal sex to my ears.

[gali32731]

@elARTEdelPOOP punani

[zanderscho1]

Furby and Langside !!! I'm a west end boy, i actually get this

[koplabeeno]

I want to cash my check in your punani is the most vulgar.

I like that one best!

[Xyrofen]

@koplabeeno never cash a check your punani can't catch.

[FreshmanThesis]

Fucking around in Renoise, in your punani.

[AbsoluteDemon]

Anal intercourse precludes my punani by necessity.

[XGunslinger74X]

Mike pelidinus in your punani

[cimax]

@XGunslinger74X  Mike Paradinas in your punani

[shawnphase]

i think its 'furby auld lang syne'.

[Keetjeboersma]

ah the favorites by the way

intellivision basketball in your punani s the fresh one

but LOVED

french fries and hotdogs in your punani.

been shouting that with my friend since last year when i heard the track for the first time. seriously it became kind of a greet... haha

[Keetjeboersma]

was looking for this track since STRP fest Netherlands last year. Went totally mental on it with a friend of mine... hahahaha MASSIVE... almost went mad.

Went to the festival painfully sick. came back all healthy... bit retarded though. But healthy as fck compared to the state i arrived in :)

thanks to Vsnares Ceephax AFX & more... and especially this track.

:) love the rest of the album aswell

[adnoidzable]

My day is Monday, but the track still resonates

[adnoidzable]

... in your punani

[RaraAvisRenascor]

@adnoidzable does it resonate in your punani?

[thepooking]

make lasagna in your poonani :D

[elARTEdelPOOP]

Mike Paradinas in your punani... LOL

[Q84Q]

anyone here know what voice snares is using for this track?? the punani deep voice not the the high pitch voice.

one more question for xyrofen or any1 else, WTF is lucky co. express?? i googled it but couldnt find anything.

PS - xyrofen why did u remove my comment?? any chance u could put it back, if not thats fine i know i already said too much here, i apologize : )

[Xyrofen]

@Q84Q I didn't remove it, I don't know what happened.

Could be "Lucky Koi Express," which is a restaurant in Winnipeg.

[MrEpiclylaterd]

@Xyrofen - The chorus with the chipmunk voice is "Anal Intercourse in your punnani".

Everything else seems to be spot on; Great job dude. I have no clue what he says in that "Harris" line either.

[MrEpiclylaterd]

@MrEpiclylaterd - I'm a tard & didn't read Q84Q's comment. Omit everything I just said; Except for the good job.

[gunslingerdave]

@Q84Q I think its Optical Express dude

[gunslingerdave]

@Q84Q I think its Optical Express dude



[gunslingerdave]

I think its Optical Express dude

[poopr1221]

@Q84Q The deep voice is snares himself, just pitched down a bit. I can tell, since I've heard his voice in interviews and other songs before etc.

[Q84Q]

what is "langside & furby"??

what is "helen gorcery"???

and xyrofen the lyrics are wrong its "anal intercourse in your punani" not "anal in your punani"

[Xyrofen]

@Q84Q Counties where he lives.

Business where he lives.

I forgot to fix that part.

[Q84Q]

xyrofen that's what bothers me about him. he is an amazing talent in regards to making breakcore & electronic music, but he doesnt use his full potential for his music. instead he fucks around like u said & only takes 1 day to make a song. i mean even though i steal all of his albums and music the guy must make a decent amount of money since he blew up 8, 9 yrs ago and instead of being grateful 4 his talent and fans he fucks around and makes MEDIOCRE songs half the time IMO. dont get (cont)..

[Xyrofen]

@Q84Q It's like you take pride in pirating it all. >___>

He releases a lot of stuff, of course you aren't going to love all of it. The premise of the album was sketchy songs.

[HelstonFlora]

@Q84Q Don't fix what aint broken, in your punani.

He could spend lots of time making more like miss balatalon and trying to sound like Aphex BUT, artsy breakcore isn't as appealing as songs about a varitable gastronomic minge and retard rage. This album is BANGIN.

[bedtime4bonzo]

@Q84Q - if you steal all his albums, i would say your opinion isn't worth a turd to him or me. he isn't just good at making this kind of music, he fucking invented it. in a capitalistic society, your dollars are your votes. i download his shit when it gets leaked early, but i special order it too. soulseek is how i found him. if you like him so much, buy his shit. otherwise your opinion is futile and you contribute to the western world's apathy toward culture and philosophy.

[lannyn]

@Q84Q I think this album is Snares best album in a while. He's having fun with this and yeah being a bit indulgent. But its all on purpose, he is perfectly aware of what he's doing. Personally I think he's brilliant for it.

[Menelec]

@Q84Q maybe he just produces stuff he only is interested in, not rly caring to chase the fans nor large amounts of money

its what they call being an artist and not a sellout

[Q84Q]

snares does it again, takes a track that could be awesome and ruins it with "in your punani, in your punani, in your punani". the guy is probly an asshole in real life (just see his interview on youtube, he comes across like a total dickhead) and thats why he does this with his tracks. oh and to the ppl worried about DLing vsnares music for free, we dont need youtube to do that - its called SLSK and music blogs, etc. FUCK VSNARES, this song could've been so much better w/o the "in your punani"

[Xyrofen]

@Q84Q I'm pretty sure he's a guy that doesn't take himself very seriously and does what he really wants to do. I respect the fact that he make most of this album with the songs being done in around a day's time, because I suck something awful at producing anything.

The "punani" thing is just his shock humor he interjects into a lot of his music, if you're not used to it by now, I don't see why you even listen to anything by him. It can get tiresome, but also makes me laugh in the right mood.

[VishnuZutaten]

@Q84Q

Yeah maybe the guy just needs some good producing like lady gag gag? I mean srsly doesn't he know what ppl like?

[funkysnares]

egg salad sandwiches, hot dogs and french fries, chef boyardee

[ChampionAnwar]

I support you Xyrofen :D! Your the best thing closest to an iPod in class :D

[giovannibod]

@whiterabbitpress i dont think venetian snares cares, he doesn't care about anything at all in my opinion, i think he hates you and want to put you in your punani

[giovannibod]

Maybe a person won't buy his record with this online but there will be more two at his concerts...

[whiterabbitpress]

@Xyrofen, if you're a fan of Aaron Funk, don't be a douche and post his work online. Maybe short samples are enough to solicit interest. why post the whole track unless you're trying to screw him out of some sales?

[Xyrofen]

@whiterabbitpress I'm actually attempting to promote him and his works compromises most of what is on my CD rack (along with Aphex Twin and Autechre).

If people are going to be douches and rip the song from a Youtube video, I do not feel that's my problem and they're just short changing themselves as they're going to end up with a track that's in around 160 kbps, which does none of it any justice and makes it sound like crap.

[whiterabbitpress]

@Xyrofen if these artists wanted to upload 100% of their tracks to youtube, they'd do it themselves. Who do you think you are to say you're doing them a favor? That's just wrong man.

[Xyrofen]

@whiterabbitpress If I ever received any sort of contact from them or their labels regarding content, I would gladly pull it to appease them. I don't even upload discographies to Youtube because I frankly don't have the time nor want to.

It's all a matter of opinion really, and until I hear otherwise from them, I see no harm being done. I don't even understand why you're complaining about it so much unless you've been personally ripped off.

[VishnuZutaten]

@whiterabbitpress

"Moral compass"? WhoTF are you to judge somebody's moral code asshole? 

[VishnuZutaten]

@whiterabbitpress

LOL man you're hilarious...

Moral absolutism FTW :P

[VishnuZutaten]

@whiterabbitpress

also - you're a hypocrite - you are here not because of Aaron's (or anybody's) work , you're here because "you got ripped" (!1!1!oneONeONE1!!). You're not working for Aaron, his label so you're just here to convince yourself someone cares about this "ripoff"(=you're alleged money loss FFS). Well - nobody does (especially in your case...). Community loves it. And I'm talking about ppl actually OWNING Aaron's work - JUST READ THE COMMENTS before you post your negative shit...

[Lawzalicious]

is it i want to put oysters in your punani or orange juice??

[Xyrofen]

@Lawzalicious Orange juice.

[adrenohm7]

I love intercourse in your punaniiiiii

[sdasdfgdfsg]

By the way, it isn't saying I love, it's saying Anal.

ANAAAL INTERCOURSE IN YOUR PUNANI

[orubanabutt]

your lowest point yet

[dank230075]

The video has a couple of glitches in it. One at 0:50 and one at the end. Shame :(

[Xyrofen]

@dank230075 I know. :( Do you think it's worth redoing it?

[dank230075]

@Xyrofen Um, s'up to you really! I thought I was gonna get loads of thumbs down for being an anal bastard. This is a great upload otherwise, man!

[TheSnafu84]

oh fuck.. is it released?! damn.. ok august the 23rd was two days before.. AWESOME!!!

[VishnuZutaten]

Also tehre's this bit:

...Wearing Leathers Jackets

Driving my car

Welfare Wednesday

??? Langside

I want to put orange juice...

It drives me crazy cause I have nearly all the lyrics ... (and not much to do @ work:P)

[VishnuZutaten]

Help, please? :P

"...Undergoing plastic surgery

Pretending I’m from London

???????????????????????

Heroin Grocery?

Grilling a Panini..."

[Xyrofen]

@VishnuZutaten

I honestly have no idea. @_@ With the Langside one, I went and looked at the track names from The Chocolate Wheelchair Album and it didn't help at all.

[VishnuZutaten]

@Xyrofen

thnx anyway, especially for uploads :]

[DrPracticleHat]

buy this album, it is awesome.

[MrEpiclylaterd]

HAHAHA! Selling crystal meth in your poonani. Baking a lasagna in your poonani is my favorite.

[playtheshovels]

is it "breadstick mustaches" or "depressive mustaches"

[SenatorInsect]

@playtheshovels I believe it is "impressive mustaches"

[Xyrofen]

@playtheshovels I hear it as "impressive mustaches," but I'm not sure.

[tjk355]

grilling a panini in your punani

[ChampionAnwar]

Wooooo! Love this tune, you got it on CD as well? :D

[Xyrofen]

@ChampionAnwar Not yet, but if I ever see it for sale at my favorite music shop, I'll get it. Last time I was there they were out of Vsnares, which is nice to know I'm not the only one that buys it. =D

[VishnuZutaten]

Anal intercourse in ur punani - FTW

[playtheshovels]

i want to mosh pit

in your punani

[SpaceCadet1]

Dying for the album to arrive in my mailbox, in your punani.

[zeecount]

Can't wait to get this album, in your punani