Voltaire - The Vampire Club (Lyrics)

[TheAxeMixa]

Bela Lugosi and Christopher Lee or Robert Paterson? Not a hard descision.

[ZchibizroxZ]

"looked like a gay Captain Morgan."

So... Like the normal Captain Morgan? ;D

[wynterdraculina]

I love the way he says 'vampire' it's so cute! :3

[litlemisscuriious]

When i click on this link, a gust of wind blow pass. eerie...

[xNickieMonroex]

This song reminds me of the V Bar from The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod. "Vlad and Akasha broke up that night." Ha!

[NigthmoreofDarkrai]

alucard, dracula, nosferatu, kaname kuran... everybody in the vampire club!!!

[fulviorsc]

@NigthmoreofDarkrai then one of the dislikes is zero! and the other i guess is abraham van helsing!

[darkfairybites]

2 people got their wings pulled. ^^'o'^^

[PodCap24]

NO!NOT THE TOP HAT!!



[Gurrennakun]

This. Is. Awesome. Voltaire's music is amazing! :D

[NightWillowCrafts]

Voltaire is my role model <3

[DancingWithMidnight]

Vald and Akasha would make a cool couple!

[thegamemaster5500]

hellsing the musicul

[XBreakfallX]

@AreilDarkBlade69

I love you for your videos

[jsteenwolf]

akasha! like from the vampire lestat! awesome! :)

[Trollra]

whoa im leaving this crap



[mecoolmofo]

Finnaly, a NON-Twilight verion of this song. 101% Better

[REDTEROR]

All this comments, look like another average night on the YouTube club.

[darkness007666]

@REDTEROR This song explains this question: What happens when vampire go on a bar brawl!?

[vivaChips11]

Father you-know-who?

[HughJackmanFan100]

Alucard: Looks at the door of the club: WTH IS THAT A GAY VAMPIRE BAH WHAT A DISGRACE TO THE NOSVORATO NAME!!!!!

(those who are gay don't be offended please and thank you. im not gay its just a joke i made)

[xmentosx]

@HughJackmanFan100 That joke gave me cancer.

[skull7120]

Is Father You-Know-Who Lord Voldemort?

[HughJackmanFan100]

@skull7120 no i think it Van Helsing...oops

[KingdomHeartsFan30]

alucard spelled backwards is dracula this song is awsome

[TAXEXEMPTION]

'"I will be the Vampire Lestat for all to see. A symbol, a freak of nature - something loved, something despised, all of those things. I tell you I can't give it up. I can't miss. And quite frankly I am not in the least afraid."'

[shadowbarrowman]

I see Edward and Bella must have disliked like this, Maybe they didn't get let in?

[xmentosx]

@shadowbarrowman HAHAHA IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THERE IS A COMMENT JUST LIKE THIS ONE IN THE TOP COMMENTS go suck a dick.

[shadowbarrowman]

@xmentosx ........... Wow..... just wow...... Couldn't you have just enjoyed the song rather than going off on one?

[xmentosx]

@shadowbarrowman Don't be ridiculous. Couldn't you have just enjoyed the song rather than reply to me, or make the first comment at all?

See, I can bounce the ball right back and it sounds equally retarded.

Point is, you went out of your way to show everyone "hey guys I hate twilight am I cool now?" and you also did the "2 people didn't get into the vampire club" thing which is the OLDEST, LAMEST and most FUCKTARDED kind of comment you can make.

[HughJackmanFan100]

@xmentosx oh shut up twilight iss old why they made that movie idk but its just down right stupid

[TheAwesomenessman123]

I was actually looking for that camper van beethoven song...

[EmoBiteMeAlucard]

Alucard: welcome to the vampire club

Edward Cullan:Thanks:D

Alucard:oh no no we dont take wannabes in this club-shoots- ;D

[AllThingsGeek1]

@EmoBiteMeAlucard yesh!!!! some who likes hellsing finally.....

[EmoBiteMeAlucard]

@AllThingsGeek1 haha yeah alucard rules <3

[xmentosx]

@EmoBiteMeAlucard Well, looks like you didn't listen to the song.

[EmoBiteMeAlucard]

@xmentosx i did to o.O

[xmentosx]

@EmoBiteMeAlucard Then you should've known the entire vampire club consists of wannabe's. 

[HughJackmanFan100]

@xmentosx you suck mento why are you...oh haha ik why your getting upset...its cause you a llil 12 twlight fan airnt ya

[xmentosx]

@HughJackmanFan100 "HughJackmanFan100"... I laughed for three minutes straight at that name. You try to be a giant badass and yet you identify yourself with your love for a pretty-boy actor?

Judging by your comments I know typing must be tough for you. I don't know if this is because you're retarded or because you have freakishly fat fingers, either way I'm so sorry to hear about your condition.

[xmentosx]

@xmentosx This also means reading must be tough for you because a quick browse would show you I know Hellsing better than you do and I never defended Twilight. You posers just don't know or care what the actual song is about and continue to show off how edgy you are for hating Twilight. I've read part of the book and I've seen part of the movies and formed my own opinion about them; have you done anything like that or did you just decide you hate the series because it's the cool new thing to do?

[xmentosx]

@xmentosx For your information, I found the book and series awful based on my OWN research. I can cite parts I disliked and I can name several mistakes made through the series, not to mention the parts that I morally object to.

Now to get back to you. You're a fucking illiterate furfag and if you're above the age of fifteen I honestly don't want to live on this planet anymore. Your opinion on ANYTHING is worthless.

Ring the bell, you got schooled, sucker.

[HughJackmanFan100]

@xmentosx you asshole don't be making comments like that to me cause i will find you and kick your ass and i am not retarded the only condition i have is short term memory you lil' piss ant and just cause you talk like your popular doesn't mean you can talk to other like they are nothng but ant small and weak cause i am not a ant so how about go and shove a pinecone up your ass oops you do hhave a pinecone up your ass cause how you treat others so here ..l.. *flips you off* ..l..

[xmentosx]

@HughJackmanFan100 During this giant rant, did you even once actually make a point or were you just being a bully? You attacked ME. You accuse me of things that aren't true. You basically slander me.

I did my research. Everything in my giant rant was based on something you did. You brought this on yourself.

How's it feel to get hurt? Not very good, does it? So I suggest next time you do some research before you try to hurt others.

May impure souls be banished into eternal damnation, amen.

[HughJackmanFan100]

@xmentosx i wouldn't be like this if just stoped bad mouthing other peoples jokes and stuff if others think it's funny let them think its funny but if you don't like it then don't even bad mouth it just ignore it i mean for pete sake theres jokes i don't like in the comments of a video i don't bad mouth them i just ignore it like it never even was typed on here at all

[xmentosx]

@HughJackmanFan100 You. Attacked me. Directly. Fuck your innocence, you were being a dick.

By the way, you never answered me: are you even older than 15?

[HughJackmanFan100]

@xmentosx i am 15 and what i am telling is true you attacked others all because of thier comments i read all of your comments you attacked first and then you go attacking someone else i was just trying to say is that you should stop i'm sorry if called you names but if people have their own jokes and other stuff on here just don't bad mouth about it how would you feel if you made a joke and people started to curse at you like what you did with my joke i thought of that on and you just

[HughJackmanFan100]

@xmentosx go and say that it gave you cancer that does hurt i though of that joke realy hard and you just go and say "that joke gave me cancer" what if that was your joke and i siad it gave me cancer how would you feel?

[HughJackmanFan100]

@xmentosx pluse you should never EVER joke about cancer!

[HughJackmanFan100]

@xmentosx and now i got a nose bleed..WHAT DID YOU DO!!!!!! >_>''

[xmentosx]

@HughJackmanFan100 Guess Karma loves what I do.

[HughJackmanFan100]

@xmentosx =_= KARMA YOU TRADTOR YOU ALWAYSED HELPED ME GET BACK AT MY BROTHERS AND MY EX BOYFRIENDS!!!!!!!!

[xmentosx]

@HughJackmanFan100 Don't get back at your ex boyfriends. Love and tolerate them.

[HughJackmanFan100]

@xmentosx why should i love them they treated me like a bitch they kept making me do what they like and they never gave me freedom they alwaysed told me to wear mini skirts and tight shirts and is so not me but do they care NO but now i am with a boy who is mature and loves me for being me a non slutty girl who loves to play with dicks cause i am a girl who has a mind and i am a girl who loves to be around people but since i am not in a public school its realy hard to get friends

[HughJackmanFan100]

@xmentosx aaaaaaand my last ex was a jewish boy.....i honestly to god i didn't know he was jewish i swear he caught me off gaurd on that i srsly had no idea that he was jewish

[xmentosx]

@HughJackmanFan100 You have about 24 hours to take the blatant racism against Jews back.

Really. Not cool.

Oh, and "a girl who loves to play with dicks"? You're fifteen. What the fuck is wrong with you?

If you want to make friends, a good start would be not to tell them sick amounts of detail about your personal life. Or being pedobait. Or making racist comments about ex-boyfriends.

[HughJackmanFan100]

@xmentosx ok ok im sorry i take it back and i said i am NOT a girl who plays with dicks because my ex wanted me to be dirty in front of people for pete sake read carefuly and i am not a pedo or pedobait and i wasn't being racist i listen i don't know where you got that idea but i was not being racist i truely did not know he was jewish jeez stop making thing sound like im a pedo and a racist person and don't even try to say im in denile cause i aint

[HughJackmanFan100]

@xmentosx i just went to your channel and your such a perv and how dare you say that about God! your nothing but a perv and professonal porn star! your SICK!!

[xmentosx]

@HughJackmanFan100 Hey! What's wrong with my way of life? I have to make a living! We can't all be clean actors like Hugh Jackman. I have worked very hard to keep in shape so I don't get fired. To be a good pornstar you have to do even more than a professional actor. How DARE you judge me for my job?

Also, if you're not a racist then why bring up that your ex was Jewish? Why would that matter? You're implying you wanted to get back at him for being Jewish. How dumb is that?

[tridnus]

@xmentosx After reading that convsersation, I have a feeling we would be good friends in real life. Shame, that. I could really use some more friends that I don't despise.

[xmentosx]

@tridnus Don't we all :')

[MadBlackStripes]

@EmoBiteMeAlucard I luv Alucarddd :3

[EmoBiteMeAlucard]

@MadBlackStripes oh who doesnt? o.O the major thats who T3T

[RavenDestroyer]

@EmoBiteMeAlucard No Vampire Fairy's

[Akatsukimember6]

@EmoBiteMeAlucard I think he said: what do you want here? We already have a disco ball

[HughJackmanFan100]

@Akatsukimember6 bwahhhahahaha

[HughJackmanFan100]

@EmoBiteMeAlucard HAHAHA good one HAHAHa......lets be friends cause you cool

[distryer]

Alucard: disapointing

[dragonrage122]

@EmoBiteMeAlucard Alucard from the hellsing anime FREAKS ME OUT! I dun wanna go to a vampire club, it seems like a death warrant free of any charge XP

[EmoBiteMeAlucard]

@dragonrage122 Daww :c alucard would let you in if integra was the owner -,-

[sithmorak]

Now STFU about god and go with the flow XD

[sithmorak]

Reality is a lie insanity is sanity good is evil the god is the devil. We're all hypocrites

[Evan32Talbot]

Gay Captain morgan saw this...

[MrCerberusXIII]

"father" who?

[Rocitboi12]

@MrCerberusXIII the dude from Harry Potter...he-who-should-not-be-­named

[DrakeMarwick]

No one hate me, but every time he says, "Number one rule in this game," I keep thinking he's saying, "gay."

It confused the heck out of me and I had to do a double take a few times at the lyrics. >.<

[glassesfreak]

gay Captain Morgan? That's a little repetitive :)

[theamvgirlx]

OMG! Chavs and Ravers at a vampire club. I pity them... O_O

[kody1023]

@theamvgirlx LOL!

[FieryRappellingPAAZ]

Holy crap I come to listen to a random song and suddenly I read this pseudo-religious debate....and half these people spelled atheist wrong. Just shut up and listen to the music...please before Zeus, Odin, Buddha, Allah and Ra all smack you upside you poly or mono theist heads.

[inusword]

@FieryRappellingPAAZ

Best comment ever...

[FieryRappellingPAAZ]

@inusword thanks I appreciate it.

[moosegoesmoo]

@FieryRappellingPAAZ You have made me laugh my arse off. Well done!

[GnGrievous1]

dat religious debate just has to be on every video doesn't it

[GuitarRocker2008]

@GnGrievous1 yea personally ive already made my decison and a youtube comment stream isnt big enough fr me to bother debating it with anyone so if i ever do discuss it its always face to face

[scaryguy004]

@Moonlitreverie8 me to,as long as know sparkly things that dare to call themselfs "Vampires" show up

[Moonlitreverie8]

This a funny song! haha

[shyCOREProductions]

Why is it everyone makes a big fuck about someone talking about vampires? :/ Weird huh? I see no relation to Voltaire and Atheists it's just a damn song, nothing to do with drinking, heavy drugs or commiting suicide so why bring it up? just dance!

[eugene8910]

@shyCOREProductions i know what u mean ha ha

[shyCOREProductions]

@eugene8910 Sadgurl13ful really lives up to her name huh?

[eugene8910]

@shyCOREProductions yea she does ha ha ha

[GordonMc100]

hey look religion coversations on youtube thats what we need more off hahaha but seriously i believe in the christian god and all tht stuff but i also believe in science but two thing i hate is when people go goths = satanic and when religous sorts push ther believes on scientific people and scientific people try and prove god doesnt exist , cant we all just get along hahah

[scaryguy004]

@GordonMc100 YES! we have to spread the word! (and i saw this because im part Christian,part Gothic,and even part hippie in my soul!

[PichuABC]

0AO when i clicked this song i wasn't expecting my name to be in it D:

ah well..it's still epic...

[CaityRaindrop]

i believe in god and still believe all the things science proves xD i'm just more open-minded I guess

[Tigerlady248]

why the heck is there a religius battle here?!? I was expecting more of a twilight battle- it makes more sense -.-

[thedarkbird3434]

no vlad don't break up with anikasha

[Sadgurl13ful]

its funny that i get so may comments about god and faith and religion on THIS video..honestly i put one comment and everyone goes commenting meh >..> it gets annoying



[TheGothChick773]

I love this song! But why are there pirates at The Vampire Club??? O_o Kick their asses out!

[Darcan145]

Thumbs up if you found these comments amusing and thinking: "What idiots..."

[Sadgurl13ful]

i never tire of listening to the song

<3

[dante5643]

BLOOD.... YAY!! :D

[Friday131223]

i would love to visit this club

[pcolocoful]

Such a happy song =)

[VexosAxis]

@Kenko87 amen to that!!!

[ddttaylor1]

119 chuck norrises like this video

[blondehairedbrunette]

i'm not athiest,but i LOVE voltaire :)

[flyingwerecats]

This song is even more enjoyable if you understand where it's all coming from!! Lol, Vlad and Akasha! XD

Lemme guess... "D" for "Dracula?" Heaven forbid VOLTAIRE of all people forget HIM!!! X3

[Konata101]

Bernie Weinstein sounds like a more legit vampire than that sparkling fairy Edward. Lol.



[Danirocks121]

@8baracuda8 no thank-you i'd rather worship my own gods instead of a false one

[dante5643]

I agree with the uploader comments because evryone needs hope of some kimd, but because no one believes anymore evryone will eventually give up and die, the religious ideas are smart, but I will need proof before i believe, and greek mythology, like most religions is amazing to study, but once again i need proof before i will believe.

[animalandvtlover]

I'm in the 8th grade too!!! X3

[kitty4138]

The people here aguring about athiests and thiests should really listen to God Thinks.... heh.

[MissFixit1]

@8baracuda8

How is this relevant to the video? Also, if he loves everyone, why does he punish every single person for eternity because some retard ate fruit?

[justcallmeSwitch]

@8baracuda8 That's the atitute, friend! :) Much nicer than a few of the comments on here.

[DrumBass4ever]

He Look Like Gay Captain Morgan XD

[3sexyunicornz]

D: everyone puts long comments :<

[ramenrox]

i wanna go to the vampire club...

[yohotty945]

Doing the boogy to this. I feel old now.

[Sadgurl13ful]

i dont think anyone can b an atheist, everyone believes in something whether they want to or not, if u have hope u believe in something, and no one could say they dont have hope, its human nature, not that i believe in "God".

i do like greek mythology though, i think we should go back to believening fucked up gods who liked to fuck with you. That was a more realistic idea.

[ArielDarkBlade69]

@Sadgurl13ful many people don't have hope. that's why they drink so much, do heavy drugs, or commit suicide.

[Sadgurl13ful]

@ArielDarkBlade69 just because people do those things doesnt mean they dont have hope,all people have hope they just dont like to admitt to it, either because theyre fake or because they dont want to make it real, they dont wan to admit to it. those that committ suicide i believe do think they'll end up somewhere better.

[landundersea]

@ArielDarkBlade69 and then there are people who might put hope aside and adopt the view that 'hope is not victory' without necessarily losing it completely ;P

[FangGuy201]

@ArielDarkBlade69 I already do all of those things minus the suicide part and replace heavy drugs with marijuana :P

[Kateycat8]

@ArielDarkBlade69 Are you trying to say Atheist=Depressed?

[ArielDarkBlade69]

@Kateycat8 No. I was referring to the line "no one could say they dont have hope, its human nature"

[Kateycat8]

@ArielDarkBlade69 Oh, sorry. ^^ I was about to get pissed.

[t891]

@ArielDarkBlade69 im verry happy and i have absolutely no beliefs. do i need hope for the next life? not one bit but you only live once so make it all you've got!

[blondee4112]

@Sadgurl13ful Well. I guess I see your point, but I think of myself as Athiest because I don't believe in any "God" but instead (I know this sounds weird) science. Everything has a logic even if we don't know it. Greek Gods are very cool also though.

[Sadgurl13ful]

@blondee4112 exactly! :D

i never said god was real. But its just human nature to have hope. I think it makes sense to believe in science.i totally understand what you mean there.yes greek gods are real awesome, my favorites Athena :)

[Novonad]

@Sadgurl13ful Actually, I AM a Hellenic Polytheist, and no need to disappoint, but those are meant to mainly be moral stories more than anything. Though its true that they are more realistic. You CAN piss them off, and your forgiven if you EARN it, its not a given how it is for Christianity. If you'd like to know more about it, feel free to message me, always willing to tell people about my religion, whether they are interested in joining or just learning about it.

[Sadgurl13ful]

@Novonad tell me more :) lol

[JadenIttanenn3]

@Sadgurl13ful "GO back to believening fucked up gods who liked to fuck with you"

Dont forget they liked to fuck eachother too...And make people fuck other things...

[Sadgurl13ful]

@JadenIttanenn3 lol true but hey it kept things entertaining :)

[JadenIttanenn3]

@Sadgurl13ful Woot for Rnadom axs to heads! sex with animals! and Gods that make you take years to get back home!

[Sadgurl13ful]

@JadenIttanenn3 LoL WOOT WOOT :)

[Midna12345]

@Sadgurl13ful One slight correction to your comment. Atheists do have a belief, being that god doesn't exist. It's agnostics, I think, that are a contradiction. Just don't take it at complete face value.

[Sadgurl13ful]

@Midna12345 hehe nice :) i'll keep that in mind.

[keinve2]

@Midna12345 Wrong. Atheism is not belief that their is no god. Atheism is simply the lack of belief in god(s). Agnostics simply prefer to avoid the question.

[keinve2]

@Sadgurl13ful That... doesn't really.... make any sense... at all. Atheism is simply not having belief in god(s). That's all. Just having hope doesn't mean you believe in god (or something analgous to it). For instance; I hope that COF will start releasing more stuff like their early works, but that doesn't mean I believe in god.

But still... 'if you have hope, you believe in something'.... where the fuck did you get that from?

[Sadgurl13ful]

@keinve2 Yes actually it does make sense, to me. WE can't all understand eachother you know. In my own unique logic it does make sense. But i guess i'll try to explain it to you as best as i could. First i Never said that if you have hope you believe in a god. I myself don't believe in a "god". I simply mean that if you have hope you believe in SOMETHING. We all have hope, we all fear soemthing. Even though we say we don't. We all HOPE there is an afterlife because we like to think life has mean

[keinve2]

@Sadgurl13ful Let me put it this way; I believe in nothing, unless I have proof, or can logically reason it without error. Even in those cases; I do not believe. I know. I admit, I do hope something. I hope there is no afterlife. Because I can think of no greater torture than eternal existance. However, I do not believe there is no afterlife; there is no reason to think that, just like there is no reason to think there is one.

In short; hope does not equal belief.

[Sadgurl13ful]

@keinve2 huh weird i thought i replied.. :/

anywho lets agree to disagree.you are deffinately an absurd hero. True existentialist, i respect that.

[Waage83]

@Sadgurl13ful Are you claiming that i am not real?.

Atheism means the non belief in GOD/GODS.

Belief is not part of any thing it is a pure question of belief in a Deity and i do not have that.

[Sadgurl13ful]

@Waage83 no i am not saying that ugh lol im so through with this no one understands my login and i dont understand theirs

[DrumBass4ever]

@Sadgurl13ful ummm dude im atheist so shut the fuck up about something you know NOTHING about

[Sadgurl13ful]

@DrumBass4ever "dude" u stfu, its os easy to be an atheist >..< u just dont believe in a god. How can i know nothing of nothing? u dont believe in anything, oh yes thats so complicated that i have no idea what that means.

stop being so idiotic, jerk

[DrumBass4ever]

@Sadgurl13ful um its not that easy eithre being hated by EVERY relgion becuase you dont beilve them

[moo300000]

@Sadgurl13ful An atheist is someone who BELIEVES God doesn't exist. So in a way you are right and in a way your wrong.

[nokshor]

@Sadgurl13ful

Athiest = Doesn't believe in God.

Thiest = Believes in God.

Simple as. People can be Athiest - whether you or I would agree with them is another matter.

[warwizard87]

@Sadgurl13ful do you even know what atheist means? Atheist means we have no believe in the supernatural. Hope and faith are completely different concepts.

[EmoNinjaVampireWolf]

@warwizard87 Faith isn't really different because you have to have faith in something such as a God. So, you can't really say faith is different then not believing in the supernatural.

[warwizard87]

@EmoNinjaVampireWolf huh i never said that?? faith is basically the believe in the supernatural without evidence. you need to reread what i said.....i was telling her that you can't have 'faith" with out "hope" but you can have 'hope" without "faith" atheists do not have 'faith" in the supernatural, yet we can have "hope" for other things.

[beakuganninja]

@Sadgurl13ful I beleive in nothing. O.o I dont believe there is any sort of diety.

[Sadgurl13ful]

@beakuganninja so ur an existentialist?

[beakuganninja]

@Sadgurl13ful I'm a Me. O.o 

[poisionlynn]

@Sadgurl13ful Atheism is beleving that there is no higher power than yourself Atheism is still a believe and it depends they may have hope that things wil turn out right but that doesnt mean they belive in anything it means they want things to happen a certaint way like i HOPE that basterd gets hit by an oncoming bus , and people now adays beleive in one hypocrtical god who likes to fuck with you but i do agree Greek Mythology was and is better

[Sadgurl13ful]

@poisionlynn they were much more badass too

[TheSorrowsGhost]

@poisionlynn

Atheism is, literally, a lack of belief. Specifically, in the supernatural, such as the deities of religion. It has nothing to do with hope.

Greeky Mythology is better? What? Greek Mythos might just be the only thing people used to worship that's bloodier than the Bible.

[poisionlynn]

@TheSorrowsGhost see thats what make greek mytholigy fun it shows you how true gods would be selfish and love to toy with life and death and the bible is fucking retarded no offense to anyone but i mean come on it was translated from a language no one could understand and then rewrtten like 5 times and yes you are right to but the main thing is believeing there is no higer power then your self.

[duddernator]

@TheSorrowsGhost the old religions were the true religions lol. they were more beleivable to be honest.

[FalloutFan131]

@Sadgurl13ful YEAH!!! I agree especially since may bible stories are stolen from greek myths.

[duddernator]

@FalloutFan131 also bible stories are stollen from egyptian mythology..... horus was born to a virgin isis under a single star......sound familiar?

[duddernator]

@Sadgurl13ful i so agree with you about going back to beleiving in greek gods.