bill wyman je suis un rockstar

[shareschannel]

clearly the driving force behind the stones

[SmirkingLiberal]

Genius



[gedhession]

You couldn't get away with songs like this nowadays, could you?

[sweetmay73]

2:35 ... o_o

[fairziff]

2nd single I bought! :)

[63sylvan]

This really brings me back .... Summer of '81 ....... Ireland on vacation ..... John McEnroe wins Wimbledon ....... takes the Concord home right on time to see Bruce Springstein live ... snubbing the Queen in the process ... and of course ...BILL WYMAN !!!!

[nigriv104]

What's all this shite about a pop star's sex life! What planet are you carpers living on?! Sex, in case you didn't know it, comes with the territory! I'll bet all those adopting the 'holier-than-thou' moral high-ground regarding his relationship with a thirteen-year-old flapper wouldn't have cocked a snook at her if they'd found her lying in their bed when they returned home some evening! Mandy wasn't Little Red Riding Hood, you know!!! SOUR GRAPES, is what it all actually is about - true?

[elvispresley718]

@nigriv104 you mean mandy wasn't little red riding hood?

[elvispresley718]

i can't get enough of this song please stop it!

[haggidubious]

Aw Bill's a legend.

[sail1948]

@WeThink4U She may have been a groupie but she was 13. Whether or not "every rock star in them days" was shagging children is beside the point.

[elvispresley718]

i just can not get this song out of my head

[elvispresley718]

u go bill!!

[sail1948]

Dirty fucker was shagging a 13 year old. Fucking paedophile.

[justphil101]

I just like the beat.  Good stuff. A simple song that has earned him millions. Well done Mr. Wyman.

[patjepatatje1958]

such a funny song, hey... this one's no rock'n roll... but I like it, I like it, yes I do!

A real feel good song this is, a bit carnavalesque as well. But a great tune!

[patjepatatje1958]

what year this was a HIT?

[3984ja]

@patjepatatje1958 about 1980.

[MrMichaelHenderson]

here i am georgie

[MistressofDisorder]

@MrMichaelHenderson  found you :o)

[nightsniper45]

the scumbag is a PEADOPHILE!!!!!

[ladyNR08]

The sexiest stone...I love him

[herbiemarx01]

This is sweet!

[youvebeenabrickmary]

This video is so GODDAM LITERAL

[tbag010]

I like Wyman & the stones... but sorry... that's crap :/

[COMMUNISTPHILOSOPHY]

heard somewhere(god knows where) that he claims to have slept with over 1,000 women

[WooWazzaWoo]

@COMMUNISTPHILOSOPHY And one fourteen year old girl.

[MYBIGKINDHEART]

great song, oh how i love the great 80's music

[9paperbackwriter]

bill, voulez vous coucher avec moi?

[exv092]

This is the most i've ever seen Bill Move around!! Usually, he just stands there!! I'm surprised he never contributed to any vocals or songwriting with the stones. Shame on Mick and Keith. Bill is way more talented than them 2.

[taradodatarde]

sweet voice

[Swizzles408]

this is now annoyingly stuck in my head

[ladyNR08]

I think he is suuuuper sexy in this video......SI ,SI!!

[MOONST0MP]

Yeah not a bad tune, quite catchy. How come nobody ever mentions him being a kiddie fiddler though??? I mean fuckin hell how did he get away with it? The normal man in the street would've got banged up for that and rightly so. But because he is a Rolling Stone. He gets away with it and it gets brushed under the carpet. Dirty bastard.

[ritter89]

@MOONST0MP He did get slagged by the UK press when he married Mandy but nothing legal happened to him. He even writes about it in his bio Stone Alone. Talks about the relationship as though it was a normal everyday occurrence (picking her from school and whatnot). I think that her mother went on to marry Bill's son or something weird like that (can't recall specifics) I've also heard that Bill put Mick to shame in the groupie dept. The guy's shagged more women than all the Stones put together

[MOONST0MP]

@ritter89 Yeah well that makes it worse. I mean the guy couldve had just about any woman he wanted and he chose to mess around with a 13 year old child. That is called being a a peadophile in my book. I mean how old was he? mid/ late 40s? its totaly sick. No excuses.

[NederpopBeatChannel]

AND VERY GOOD QUALITY TOO!!.....MY COMPLIMENTS!!.

[NederpopBeatChannel]

AWESOME!!!

[mayarirh]

he is sexy

[fogmeister224]

Si si un great fab song!!

[maggiepoofta]

It's 2011 - Why don't you make your own cuppa?

[sylvainmenard2004]

Such a baaaaaad song...

[selbydate16]

Now I see what Dolly Rockers did there ... wonder what Bill himself makes of it?

[JulianHBurchill]

"they'll think I'm you're dad, and you're my daughter"....

No shame at all.

[ps249]

I remember seeing this video on MTV in the early 80's.  I just finally found it on youtube. Brings back memories.

[susotta82]

Haha, his face when he sings at 2:34-2:38!

[imbagogo]

@susotta82 pervy funny

[Elantry]

Cool guitar riff in the chorus.

[NedsMissingTeeth]

didn't he date a 13 year old girl? Nice work fella : )

[chrisbacos]

@NedsMissingTeeth yes he did then eventually married and divorced her. Her name is Mandy Smith.

[chrisbacos]

@chrisbacos not a chance in hell

[Ramona817]

Lovin this :)

[americanmonarchist]

I expect Marc Almond from Soft Cell to pop out any moment this sounds very Soft Cell like La Esqualita!!!

[imaStonesFan]

he was cute

[ManfredDeJesus]

He looks pretty bloody good for someone who was 45 at the time

[BohemianAsh]

@ManfredDeJesus - Indeed man. I'd compare his age and looks to Johnny Depp of today (who is 47). Yes, Depp is a ridiculously good looking guy for someone with no plastic surgery etc, but he's quite alot like Wyman ageing quality.

[AlienBusDriver]

Id like to call this some kind of hidden genius gem with a subliminal meaning but i just cant think of the words.... only thing coming to my mind is shit

[KongKegso2]

@AlienBusDriver you have no soul ....

[kindahottish]

haha this song is fuckin shite to the point where I feel embarrassed for them, I wish the stones would hurry up and die even though I like 2 of their song...I also wish death upon english people in general ok thank you for reading you fuckin losers ;)

[cruesafixx]

Did this really Happen!!!

[psx1337]

Building at 1:36 looks like the one on the cover of Pink Floyd's 'Animals'

[KongKegso2]

@psx1337 ikr ? i think its the very same one.

[Blank1131]

My favorite band of all time is the Stones but I am not a Stones apologizer. All of their music post Tattoo You is pure unlistenable drek. As is all of Mick's solo work.

This song is MUCH better than anything the Stones put out after this was released. It's actually rather catchy and the self deprecating lyrics are hysterically cheesy.

Adam Ant must have liked this - his "Strip" album is a complete rip off. And I don't think he was trying to be funny.

[shufflewick]

LOVE IT!! good old bill..

[lukafafrenz]

when you have to tell a chick that you're a rockstar, how good could your chances be, really?

[ChristLikeness100]

Wish I could work out all the lyrics;-) It's been ages since I heard this'un.

[ilupir77]

Si si.

[MYBIGKINDHEART]

I LOVE THIS SONG

[CandySpangles]

What a pisser...ah it takes me back. Little Billy Wyman ---always tongue firmly planted in cheek . Most Refreshin'. He's 75 this year!!>><<!!

[captaineasychord1]

A truly bizarre Stones footnote. This song holds its own along with other trashy, quirky new wave stuff from the same period.

[maxob1988]

i'm a BIG stones fan and i gotta be honest, Bill, what you playing at?? however...this song is so shit its good! i feel that it belongs on the shelf next to "aga do" and somthing by Aqua tho. sorry Bill.

[sail1948]

A creep. If he hadnt been "Bill Wyman" he'd of been banged up for paedophilia.

[anitafromoz1]

...and she ad lovely air...

and YES the original lyrics say ...smoked marijuana there....

[Avray1967]

Watch his face at 2.39 when he says 'they'll think I'm your dad ... '. I am so with the person who thought he was old at the time and now marvels at how good he looks, who knew he was so handsome? and full of mischief. Can't help smiling at this.

[Aussiephil99]

Nice to hear someone sing in their normal accent

[nastyprismz]

I love Bill.

[Ashley19721]

Always remember this song from a chart hits compilation album in 1981 when i was 9 years old. I don't remember the lyrics 'disco dancer' though, it was 'smoked marijuana' but they had to change it for obvious reasons!

[krupasex]

she took off er at

[gevans28]

Such a sunny video, and such a cool, sardonic song.

[samio3d]

Respond to this video...  2

[Flowerbranche]

Haha! I've never seen or heard this one before. How silly and lame! But interesting to see Bill sing - and he moves too! [GASP]

[Pwecko]

I remember when this came out and I thought Bill Wyman was an old man who should be put out to grass. Now I'm older than he was then and I wonder at how young he looks in this video. All those youngsters who make nasty remarks about his age - you've got it to look forward to. It happens to us all, unless fate decrees that we die before we get old, to quote another old rocker. Enjoy your youth. It doesn't last long.

[bournemouth1964]

Not bad for a lad from Penge, in South London.

[crackernumber2]

can you picture bill fucking mandy smith to the beat of the song.... "she was a disco dancer" as she licks billys saggy rock star nuts. Or wyman masterbating naked in puplic wearing a top hat.... that would be cool

[xxscarlettrigger]

@crackernumber2 yes thank you for saying what we're all thinking

[crackernumber2]

@xxscarlettrigger im twisted, but i dunno i can just picture mandy chewing on bills saggy old rock n roll balls. i bet they look like keith richards face

[xxscarlettrigger]

@crackernumber2 no i completely understand

[WillShakespeare2007]

@crackernumber2 His restaurant is called Bill Wyman's "Sticky Fingers" that always made me think of Mandy Smith - ouhhhh!

[crackernumber2]

@WillShakespeare2007 LOL...... she had sticky fingers because she would give bill a handjob and look the other way and wait untill her fingers got covered in bills rock and roll muck. "are you done yet bill"

[173rdbobby1967]

@crackernumber2 hahaha!!!!!! Bravo brutha!!!!

[elvispresley718]

@crackernumber2 yer pretty funny i guess being in the stones has its advantages

[jackal2071]

sounds like bloody chas n dave!

[DJOgmios]

Anyone else think of Mandy Smith @ 2:32? lol

[muscleboi4use]

@DJOgmios Totally! They'll think I'm your dad, and your my daughter...! ehehhe!

[astroboirap]

lmao is this real?!

[MrMoneysucher]

je suis un pedo . . . looool . .

[TheAlistairDick]

Bit of a cheeky rob of Heart Of Glass there at the start !

[MOSESCAT69]

how lame, i guess he was not the brains behind the stones music, they must be have been so embarressed............

[MechoMadness]

@MOSESCAT69

This song is far more interesting than ANYTHING the Rolling Stones put out EVER.

[emilybot]

"French in Action" claims yet another victim!

[gerx18]

The first time I heard this song many years ago it was in a film called green ice (I think) it was very catchy ,I did not know then that is was Bill Wyman. it is a great song and its fab that I can see it on u tube when ever.

[miguellahous]

Yes,yes come back Bill.Si Si,The Stones again on the road,with Bill Si SI yes yes

[kolbpilot]

@miguellahous As much as I like the Stones, it would be nice if they did one last tour with Bill & then all call it a day. Keith & Mick can always do solo work if they are still that restless.

[aiccu]

@miguellahous Great! Bill is my fave Stones. Don't know why, maybe I liked and still do his style. I have this vinyl album, it's still working pretty well =)

[RedBryn]

Whenever I want my wife to brew up, I just whistle this tune & she gets the kettle on. It comes from my old habit of declaring "Je suis tres parched" whenever I fancied a cuppa, & it just evolved in a surreally random kind of way!

[MrDarkbloom]

@RedBryn Next time you fucking brew up.

[JONFATSARNOTT]

Wow, I've never seen Bill move so much. Didn't know he had it in him. Wish he would hook up w/Mick Taylor. What do ya think?

[birdtable]

What a tune! The video and lyrics are both hillarious, "Lived on a mountain... she was sittin' in a fountain"

And using the word "Hovercraft" in any pop song is pure genius, surely?

[rumpraisin]

Et un dirty old man.

[BrokenShotty]

@rumpraisin

lol, c'est vrai!

[EwokianWisdom]

LOL thats it just LOL

[hugatag]

Brilliant line form the song "they will think I am your dad and your my daughter"

[nickknox75]

I can't this song out of my head. The Stones have sucked since he left.

[marjoriewann]

Brilliant! I saw Bill Wyman and the Rhythm Kings play at the 02 in London a couple of weeks ago and even got to meet Bill before hand. what a great show that was !!

[rockologo]

Ringo Starr is a Michael Bolton vs Wyman. LOL. Nice song

[stephanieah45]

this is the best worst video ever, was he serious? whats up with the windows and the paparazzi and wearing clothes in a tanning bed?!!!!!! who told him that looked good?!!!

[1968SemolinaPilchard]

Ha! Always loved this one, and love the London accent when he sings (except we always used to sing 'Saouf of France', not 'South')! LOL

[francis2811]

At 0:56 seconds - the original lyrics 'Said she'd smoked marijuana' has been replaced by 'Said she was a disco dancer there!'

[theraymond2452]

but did you know the shots in the Garden were done in COOKHAM berkshire , the mill studio owned at the time by JIMMY PAGE , and also when his girlfriend arrived she thought he had invited girls round not for shooting vid

[tinglywoowoo]

If you believe Bill's autobio "Stone Alone," he's shagged everybody but the Queen and Ann Coulter (fuckin' yuck!). Whatever the truth, it was a helluva read. I shall always love this song and video. I don't think of Bill as a second class, former Stone.

[bionicthundercrush]

swedemason did it better!!!

[Pentan797]

COME BACK BILL WYMAN!

[FijiBlake]

Wyman's knowing look at 2:37 FTW

[ChocolateChad127]

This song is so interesting.

I kinda like it. I looked it because its basically the base track for The Dolly Rockers, Je Suis Une Dolly.

[intermarinita]

Divino!

[TEMPmichaelhansen]

how old was he here???

[Sambaliten]

Around 45-ish.

[MrBdelie]

Brill! lol :-)

[cn854]

This sucks, AND this was the guy that played bass on SFM on the 1972 tour? Holy shit......

[paulthepill]

fucking pedo...

[5InAnotherLand5]

Shut THE FUCK up!

[paulthepill]

@5InAnotherLand5 no i wont....he's a kiddie fiddler, get over it.

[5InAnotherLand5]

I REPEAT! Get over it!

[paulthepill]

@5InAnotherLand5  hey chill dude, you'll give yourself a nosebleed, he's a kiddie fiddler, just accept it and move on.

[5InAnotherLand5]

Paul,dude,you've already made foolish things TWICE. Don't let yourself to STAY a fool!

[paulthepill]

@5InAnotherLand5 its the truth....she was 14 years old, that maybe ok in russia but not here.

[5InAnotherLand5]

It's the THIRD foolish thing you've done. Now seriously:in Russia all kiddie fiddlers were usually sentenced to death back in 80-ies if you want to know,but it's not the point. The point is that you seem to read nothing about the Stones but the stupid tabloids. Serious books aren't interesting to you & it's sad. "14 years old" is the ONLY truth you've said so let's cut it out - you are persisting in your wrong opinion whatever the circumstances and I'm getting bored.

[paulthepill]

@5InAnotherLand5 i dont really care if you r getting bored, you cannot hide from the facts.

[5InAnotherLand5]

THE FACTS?! Who the hell are you - the public prosecutor, the police inspector? Prove that you know THE FACTS then throw Bill to jail and no one would argue with you. Otherwise you are nothing but tale-teller. Maybe you do it for fun? Then it's understood.

[paulthepill]

@5InAnotherLand5 listen my freind, this is a quote from the lips of mandy smith " if it happened now, bill would go to jail " what more proof do u need ? just admit it, he is not to be trusted around underaged girls.

[5InAnotherLand5]

Paul,thank you friend. Now - read the WHOLE interview of Mandy not just "a quote"!

[nuage7777]

Vive la France! Always! Always!

[pdscotia]

Cute song. He's still a pedophile, though. I don't hold it against him. I blame her mother.

[ManfredDeJesus]

Listen, they all were... show me a rock star in the 70's who wasn't having underage sex.

[MyFairyKing500]

Does anybody know in which country this video has been recorded?

I would like to know that, because I love the video, the song and Bill himself.=)

This video brings back good memories from the last few summers, if you watch it, you just want to pack your begs and drive into holidays. =)

Great, thank you for this!

[MrTvfreak2008]

I'd forgotten about him. Hebephilia Bill Wyman who dated 13 year old Mandy Smith when he was 47.

No doubt there will be those on here dismissing it because they are a fan of his music.

Good song though despite his shortcomings.

[MrSnoopDoggyHomer123]

lol dis song is sooooo addictive

[kirstyasher2]

hahaha i love his 'you are so laa-di-daaa' :)

[vynyl32]

What a guilty pleasure! It's awful but can't get out of the head! He's not very expressive, in fact, my toaster is more expressive than him!! in french: C'est à chier mais pas pire! Ça fait sourire!

[5InAnotherLand5]

There's no need for Bill Wyman to be expressive! He's the coolest guy just standing in front of the camera!

[berlinmitte10117]

Nice bit of self awareness - good laugh from Bill

[kittyprydekissme]

The Stones could've been better in the '80s if they'd let Bill put some songs like this on their albums.

[Northshore45]

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[Kowalski19]

This is dreadful!

[ELONut]

Good shit Bill!!

[quesiatodo]

Genio y figura!

El mas Stone entre los Stones!

[quesiatodo]

Genio y figura! El mas Stone entre los Stones!

[L0K3]

a song all about under age sex

[thebiggestRIOT]

@L0K3 True.

[MAURYPOVICH84]

LMFAO

[poldnevika23]

blazer over the shoulder is a strong look

[sail1948]

Dirty cunt should of been thrown in jail. He was shagging a 13 year old girl. Paedophile.

[LogansRoadhouse]

You offend me You should be arrested.

[sail1948]

Are you in favour of elderly men shafting 13 year olds? If thats the case old Bill should be taking an interest in you.

[magnusholsson]

Who's Vance? Why don't I know him?

[dharmabums320]

Ummm ... I think it's "'Vence," short for Provence, a region in southern France.

[ManfredDeJesus]

There's a town in Provence called Vence.

[dharmabums320]

Good to know, Manfred.

[catchthesunx]

lyrical genius.

[funny0000000]

I like the "world music" sound of this.

Good job Bill not being forced to do Stones type music.

[oscardoodles]

Bill Wyman is clearly mental and this is the best proof you could ever find.The most wretched piece of music ever made.This man was in the stones......I wonder if he knows he was in the stones..........very catchy though.

[holstnz]

I've always loved this song..it's so crap and so awesome!

[ereid01]

I remember seeing this in the 5th grade maybe twice on MTV, and wondering what happened to it. For years I've been telling people, "There was this brilliant song Wyman did in the 80s," but I couldn't find it to share with anyone. How great is YouTube, eh?

[mothershipmdear]

bill wyman is genius. i love this song, :)

[misscanbarabara]

brilliant.............

[HonkyCat90]

what year is this?