Chromebook: Virus Protection

[alangfp]

now, im ready to fap!

[RM13Bloodline]

@alangfp Hand Sanitizer burns like hell on my dick.

[asinha2399]

random hi-fiving DIRTY!

[TheAdiPun]

*squirt*

[LinuxAfraid]

Chrome OS can not get viruses cause it's linux!

[techboy411]

@LinuxAfraid Yeah Linux, baby



[LinuxAfraid]

@techboy411 :)

[Titch1977]

@LinuxAfraid Chrome OS cannot get virus's because it's Linux....You've all heard of the Steve Jobs/Apple Reality Distortion Field. This is a sign of some one that lives inside a Linux Reality Distortion Field!

[ClassifiedDetails]

lol

[theguyspeeksenglish]

lol! Nice joke you got me. haha!

[XDKX101]

dirty little filthy hands lmao

[RoboRobbeh]

duhrty

[globalpowerwinthan]

when he said, "dirty little filthy hands which you been touching" - I move my hands from underwear :) I need tissue paper & hand sanitizer and screen wipper to clean my mine and google chrome screen hahaha

[iRouRoui]

hahahahhahahahaaaa !!! I fucking loled ! nice troll guys !

[MrRandalScott]

ohhhhhh... THAT was a dirty ad... ME GUSTA

[Davidvanzutphen]

Yeah, they are bored to death at the google headquarters !

[thenoaha9999]

DIRTY!

[MyDarwin2009]

the ad saved me from getting trolled??!!

[FineMays]

DIRTY

[PreOptic]

RANDOM HIGH FIVING FTW

[newboycomingthrough]

lol, the way he says "dirty, little, filthy hands, sounds so wrong."

[OneLeggedLink]

So to protect the chromebook from viruses you... Fap? I think that's defeating the objective here Google...

[darasovci25]

:DnGoogle, you are funny.

[petescan321]

Where can I buy that sanitizer? It works on hands and PC's.

[rmcsca]

That burst of laughter definitely brought some good Roller Coaster Tycoon memories. Which, incidentally, can't be played on a Chromebook.

[pinthn22]

wish i knew where and how to get one

[bhaskarvignesh]

Alright, now let me pour this sanitizer into my windows 7 laptop

[LivingGhost1000]

squirt



[bdvezina1]

Jason Shwartzman? 

[filippo333]

He's preparing to fap :|

[Awildbram]

viruses are not classified as alive since they don't eat. The word antibiotic means anti not to subtract to get rid of to kill and biotic means life alive and you cant kill viruses with hand sanitizer but i guess it was a pun and i went to far.

[universal806]

Google - Trolls at their finest xD

[Titch1977]

I am cynical to I do not believe any software is impervious to attack but chrome books don't allow you to install any software of any kind so how would they get infected. Chrome is just a browser it is not on top of Windows or Linux everything you on it you do on line using cloud services, cloud storage, cloud office suites, cloud photo editing. Nothing is installed and for a virus to work it has to install...I ain't saying it will never happen but for now it's probably the safest OS available!

[TheMsdos25]

@Titch1977 all this cloud managing and google partnership with NSA mean you have no privacy whatsoever, if you want privacy and security go with mac or linux. chrome OS is based off linux too

[JamesiProductions]

dirty

[MrMachinimator]

Did I just get trolled by Google?

[Middriver02]

you know hes gonna watch porn

[borndeadman]

@Middriver02 With Hand Santainzer? Wow man We have a badass over here!

[uszoninyc]

Oh - Ha- HA - I geddit.... They're trying to say that (hee-hee!) Google Chromebook (i.e. ANDROID) ISN'T prone to VIRUSES - and, the only 'virus' it could get is (ho-ho-har-har!) is, your dirty hands....

Bullshit.

[linzx0x0]

Troll.

[Zookei]

I could create a virus for chrome book easily

[evilturtle999]

@Zookei Maybe, but would it work? Probably not. Even if you had an amazing little virus for it, would you have a way to get past the sandboxing and the verified boot? And this is Linux you're talking about, not Windows. I don't think you could get access to anything truly important. I don't think the Chromebook allows root access, even to the Administrator.

Sorry, but even with social engineering, I'm doubtful any virus you create would have real success. And that's a good thing ;-)

[Zookei]

@evilturtle999 Oh haha i already wrote it and it works :), fully remote exploit that works by infecting it threw the network via a Java Driveby. Add me on skype i'll send you source + proof of concept.

[WWIIAMAN]

guy: OH! you mean the computer ones, oh you can't... sorry.

[evilturtle999]

Chromebooks are SLOW!

[TheSkateLife12]

@evilturtle999 Did you put this on every video xD

[evilturtle999]

@TheSkateLife12 Pretty much. You know what, though? Despite my loud and angry grievances against Google, Intel, and Samsung for this Chromebook... I don't think I want another computer. Went to an Apple Store today and, yes, a MacBook Air with an i5 performed quite well... but I also realized it would cost $1699 and that I didn't especially like the operating system.

Everything on this Chromebook really does just work. I just have to get over the fact it's so slow and enjoy it for what it is.

[evilturtle999]

@TheSkateLife12 I'm afraid the Chromebook does exactly what I want and just happens to be slow about it. It is still VERY annoying not to be able to surf and browse the Internet as quickly as I could on other computers and to suffer such slow performance... but this, to me, is the best computer out there, all things considered. Aside from the much cheaper price, there are no extraneous details. The OS will improve steadily. Everything on it works. Fast boot. Super efficient.

[evilturtle999]

@TheSkateLife12 Even more importantly, Google did the best it could. I think I've made my point about them being SLOW. It's quite true. They're also super-efficient and just the right size. I can use almost anything on the Internet with one of these. These computers are the best out there.

But, I am really disappointed in Google (despite my saying it did the best it could) for them being so SLOW. Chromebooks are SO SLOW that I have plenty of time to get PISSED OFF during page loads!!!

[tylermcki44]

@evilturtle999 I bet you posted this via Chromebook.

[evilturtle999]

@tylermcki44 I did, actually. My only computer is a Samsung Series 5 Chromebook, and although I've often thought of getting a higher-powered computer, I love the simplicity of the Chromebook and have decided yet again that I don't want a different computer.

However, the pauses during page loading of news sites, for instance, give me PLENTY of time to get pissed off again about how much time I WASTE waiting for this thing! Grrrrrr....

If it weren't for the SLOW processor, it would be perfect!

[jsebean]

@a7xforever507 Or change the OS :P OR use Chromebooks for what they are made to be used for... the web!

[KaiserDragonBlast]

Chrome browser is good but the chromebook suck

[VelaToNorma7]

It can still contract STDs.

[TheCreeperIsh]

0:00 - 0:07 without the sound is a familiar scenario lol

[JessehKhar]

whoa whoa.. hold up.. holding hands with strangers?!

[AdamantSystems]

Squirt.

[selimdridi]

but i dont like books 

[necrolyz]

Shitting into the pool. :D

[OzInHalloween]

But hand sanitizers say that it kills 99.9 percent of germs! not viruses D:

[Orberror404]

@OzInHalloween Viruses are germs but germs are not always viruses.

[xXTHISEZMEHNAMEXx]

@OzInHalloween The 00.1 That It Cant Kill Is Chuck Nurros :D

[groobz101]

@xXTHISEZMEHNAMEXx Because you spelt his name wrong, Chuck Norris is now walking to your home and he will proceed to drop kick your testicles XD

[DrewWannazBoyer]

@OzInHalloween there trying to say, the chromebook cant get viruses.

[Webmax96]

@OzInHalloween

destroying germs protects from viruses

[EricssonXL]

@OzInHalloween or 99.99% of germsa

[chargersfan1111]

Lmao

[MisterChanandlerBong]

Yes, but will it blend?

[JimmMyHero]

this is how you get hand sanitizer to fry mother board ^

[danjulidin]

hahaha



[MrPcFTW]

sooo basicly..its sooo sensative that if you dont use anti-bactirial stuff on your hands the chromebook will get a virus? awesome...

[ShrikeC145]

Give it 6 months. Then we'll see.

[iKillboy1124]

i got this damn big grin on my face when watchin this vid, damn you google xD

[DrLazyGenius]

Has anyone tried transcribe audio on this video. Thats some funny stuff man! LOL

[EmptyMentality]

Hmmmmmm... if Google can make a Chromebook dedicated to just the web, can I make a Pornbook dedicated to.. well... you know.....

[bubbles02010]

.dirty.

[mackyclemen]

This is how to protect your chromebook from viruses...

*Squirt*

Dirty little filthy hands which have been touching subway poles and shopping carts, holding hands with strangers, doorhandles, shaking hands with poodles, random high-fiving, dirty.

[UberSquirrelUnite]

@rodgersmith1991 It really depends on how you use the computer. If you're an avid gamer or someone who needs software like Photoshop, then you'd probably be better off with a Windows comp. I think cloud is handy but there is some controversy surrounding it. Personally, if I have information I don't want others knowing (aka bills and what-not) I just keep it on normal ink and paper. But if you are mostly online and do everything over the internet then Chrome OS is made for you.

[Saivitron1]

q basura, piensan q van a tener exito esas basuras inmundas buenas para nada? JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[julianmellado]

@Saivitron1 Quizás tu eres la basura.

[Saivitron1]

@julianmellado error. la basura sos vos.

[Rad631]

se lavan las manos los de google

[TheMsdos25]

@rodgersmith1991 you should get pc and install linux mint

[DieEineRieke]

Logan Henderson??? Is that your voice??

[JamieSculthorp]

PMSL.

[kidright7]

what a, random high five is random...

[TheBVDB]

@rodgersmith1991

The cloud is not safe, it's like skynet: it will take over the world with terminators.

[matluca95]

:-D

[roman11777]

Squirt

[infamous985]

can someone tell me if this works....... my computer( one account ) caught a virus making me unable to do anything, but on my other account I was free( so im sure there were no viruses ), I deleted the other account( the one with the virus ) and scanned the computer with windows defender........and windows defender says my computer is runnning normally...but I wanted to make sure by asking the good ol people. :)

[ValinKrai]

@infamous985 Burn a Kaspersky rescue disc and boot from it then scan and repair it.

[Jasperfritse]

AVG, Kaspersky, ESET NOD32, Norton, PC Tools, McAfee, Avira, Bitdefender, ThreatFire, Malwarebytes, Spybot S & D, avast!, Combofix and GDATA disliked this.

[TheBubJoseph]

@Jasperfritse you forgot CA

[scutake]

Comon guys, you havent tried the Chromebook and u say it sucks?

[chocobofarmer2021]

I would buy one of these for $99.

[xtremegamer4696]

Too bad the Chrome OS sucks so bad.

[MrDamianWalker]

Random hgih-fiving.. :D

[chicagoman617]

Same for a mac.

[EmperorKabir]

wash your hands..

[KaiFGallagher]

I like the little "dirty" he says at the end with an english accent.

[viniciusb]

This guy sounds like Jason Schwartzman, is it him?

[Rdrigopvai]

American people there a hint enjoy following my twitter @ PvaiRodrigo up +

[NielsSimenon]

These Google guys really know how to make great commercials... I think that's what you get from having 9000 people hanging around your office having fun :)

[qoosoop]

This is how you blend a Chromebook.

*KUHSUHHDUIUIIFFJFJJDIISSSHSHH­HSHSHSH*

[Scatertom1]

@qoosoop This is how you microwave a Chromebook.

*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP* *BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT* *KASCHIPHISITIPITGFIADFG* *burning*

[LEGENDFINDER10]

@qoosoop actualy like this kuhsushhhssshsshhsssssshshshsa­yyyyyyyyyytttttttttttx_x

[InvestWebbot]

MAC you can't get VIRUS.... Mac is more expensive than Chromebook.

[corvettezack]

@InvestWebbot macs can get viruses...

[lucasbudega]

random highfive !

[R7oX3n]

dirty....

I want a Chromebook!!

[YenLun0716]

random high fivin-->dirty..

[theblackboy57]

mmmm

simple and effective !!! 

[tehkillgie]

here are some good commercial makers:GOOGLE GOOGLE GOOGLE GOOGLE GOOGLE GOOGLE GOOGLE GOOGLE

[TheOkami1113]

How to protect your Chromebook from viruses, trojans, or spam: don't use the Internet. Whoops, it turns into something less useful than a potato when you do that. Piece of crap.

[overratedname]

@TheOkami1113 Chromebooks automatically protect themselves from viruses. You're free to use the internet just the same!

[massD35TRUCT10N]

Touching Subway Poles, Shopping Carts, Holding Hands with Strangers, Turning Door Handels, Shaking Hands with a Poodle, Random High-Fiving. DIRTY!

xD

[N64xKING]

Here is how you protect your PC from viruses... Dont be a retard or a 14 year old girl (:

[thelayrivan]

/watch?v=o87S-Lp_PVQ

[mviper500]

These guys come up with a Google everything! What's next? Google food?

[Deathlulzz]

hes getting ready to jerk it

[CheeZePWN]

Squirt / that's what she said.

[davvvideos]

win. just win.

[shaneomacmcgee]

dead

[airflind100]

these google guys might just come up with a google car, google fridge & maybe even google soft drinks.......hahahahahahaha.

[Ramirok95]

Google, i just fell in Love with you... SQUIRT!

[BoogsterSU2]

But how do you protect your Chromebook from H1N1?

[cs1234512345]

That "Dirty" sounded like Gavino on one of the episodes of the Drunk Tank Podcast

[legoman762005]

nah google, that's how you protect from bacteria 

[c2thew]

first, second, squirt. Win.

I wonder if the chrome book is pron site proof.

[TheFirechrome102]

press 3 for Squirt!

[lmutafov]

Dirty.

[meesterhoward]

proper was is to wash with soap and water.

[rahdisas]

30th person to post!! (yes I counted every post before me because I have no life) :(

[eatingwithexpression]

these commercials are awesome

[thenutjob34]

Does this mean that you can't protect them?

[Th3Coog]

@thenutjob34 Everything is on the cloud. There's nothing "on" the chromebook to protect.

[XendmustB3]

@Th3Coog What about the OS and the back up?

[lsharir]

Great netbook, Installed Ubuntu on mine, now it's even better.

Chrombuntu.

[badzboyz19]

Way to go!

With sandboxing and boot check here are the 2 "worst" situations that can hapend..

1. The virus get it and he is stuck in the sandbox of 1 page=the page crash.

2. If the impossible hapend and the system is being modified=reboot and your system is almost re-formated!

This is perfection dude!

[XendmustB3]

Now how do you protect from a random server crash?

[Chongomonkey1234]

Hehe, viruses.

[thegustavolaime]

buenísimo

[TheAndrewBen]

Wait, real viruses, or computer viruses? I'm confused.

[MrDamianWalker]

Random high-fiving.. :D

[kevins1310]

LOL

[Aldridge517]

This is how you watch HD pornography on your Chromebook. *squirt*

[rebalalliance712]

That's what Mac fans said, then......

[goshokokosho]

Google thinks that chromebook is hax protected "evil laugh"

[labradodlenz]

The only reason that Chromebooks don't get viruses is that not enough people use one to warrant making a virus for it

[poppo245]

@labradodlenz It ain't true a hacker that hacked into windows, mac, linux, android and iphone's couldn't hack into a chromebook because it has very good protection.

[pizzadude808]

@poppo245 no, it could get "hacked" or "modified"

[PenguinDownload]

thumbs up if you thought he was gonna do something else...

[stebbiv]

Disinfectant is good for germs but not for viruses, actually. :)

[martijn989]

subway polls :D

[NikaziO14]

random high fiving

[variksoo213]

Im the eight person to comment on this video. Are you?

[JochemGielens]

Every commercial should be this long, funny and informative.

[King0fPawns]

@JochemGielens love these commercials i want one of these now :)

[Lauremce1]

forth....ish

[pad6347]

third