Can you see yourselfs? You're driving a pouderblue Prius, you're holding a three pounds Chihuahua, there's pretty christmas decoration all over your car, and you're making living with dolls, you're gay! *Click*
I've never seen anything like him! In Brazil, we have a lot of good comedians, some amazing ones, like Felipe Neto on the internet, and the act named "nóis na fita", but ventriloquism? Jeff Dunham's the king here! Love to see him here performing ^^
if u can get a copy at wal mart make sure walter aint there his openin line "welcome to wal mart get ur shit and get out, have a nice day" i live in the UK so i cant a get one at wal mart :)
oooooooooooook, from what i can tell, and this could be over by now but im not sure, everyones gotta right to be a patriot of there country, but, as MadMunky20k says, don't bash another persons country, im a canadian born and bred but i have respect for the US, Europe, and anywhere else
failure to show country respect will result in Walter hunting you down and telling you to shut the hell up :P
k by the big youtube sign, theres a thing that says worldwide (All) or something else click on that and put it to Canada, Then by THAT it will say English, click on THAT and put it to Canada(US) then try it out
"It's not a black Prius,it's not a red Prius,it's a blue Prius,but it's not really a blue Prius,it's more of a 'Ch..bluuuue' Prius. Heh. Yeah. Pretty. Spaaaarkles! =] ...I did that a little too well..."
Going to see Jeff Dunham on Saturday at Consol Energy Center in Pittsburgh!! Can't wait he is so funny!!
TheDucksfaninpa2010 2 months ago
@TheDucksfaninpa2010 You lucky bastard.
MadMunky20k 2 months ago
@MadMunky20k I know I am lucky. I will let you know how the show was.
TheDucksfaninpa2010 2 months ago
I wonder who got what dog/car.
graylingbowman 2 months ago
yes you did Jeff, yes you did!
lilblackbelt0001 2 months ago
Jose: Would you like to see my stichk?
lmao
Gigi080598 2 months ago
this doods stuff is hilarius
lazyjosh14 3 months ago
I <3 JE-FA-FA! <3 !
candkatie11 3 months ago
for some reason i wanna see that chihuahua with the stick
MrsDevil4Ever 3 months ago
hey where is controlled chaos? can you post it?
cardinalfan103 3 months ago
@cardinalfan103 As soon as I can.
MadMunky20k 3 months ago
@MadMunky20k thanks!
cardinalfan103 3 months ago
Can you see yourselfs? You're driving a pouderblue Prius, you're holding a three pounds Chihuahua, there's pretty christmas decoration all over your car, and you're making living with dolls, you're gay! *Click*
That's so funny!!
RuubjeJeroentjeFannn 7 months ago in playlist Jeff Dunham
was that woman in bed actually his wife? I wonder how she puts up with this crap >D
IAmTheAce5 7 months ago
@IAmTheAce5 she doesn't anymore. They got a divorce
rhsmarchingbandgirl1 2 months ago
BITCH! click!
SlivermistDisney22 8 months ago
...and thats why they shake
WTFgod72 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
check this out watch?v=R02tbrZSO3I
aortastaceyknrbf 1 year ago
Anyone know the theme song at the beginning?
aerosmithaeroforce 1 year ago
this parts crap!!
bobdudes 1 year ago
'He even does this in his sleep. What a freak!'
@Would you idiots give it a rest?'
It would have been funny if all three of them had turned to her and said (One after another obviously) NO!!
Lol. I would love to be married to him XD
KyoXAnskima 1 year ago
I've never seen anything like him! In Brazil, we have a lot of good comedians, some amazing ones, like Felipe Neto on the internet, and the act named "nóis na fita", but ventriloquism? Jeff Dunham's the king here! Love to see him here performing ^^
Nagagon12 1 year ago
one person missed the like button
sk8trqueen 1 year ago
oops im not soposed tto crap EVER!! SOO FUNNY :D
jegelskersims2 1 year ago
its not blue prius, its more of a bluueeeee prius hahahahAHHAHAH ^^
CarbineKiller 1 year ago
dude your info for the clip is hilarious
911collectcall 1 year ago
He is sooooooooooooooooooooo funny ily
Kazumitani 1 year ago
if u can get a copy at wal mart make sure walter aint there his openin line "welcome to wal mart get ur shit and get out, have a nice day" i live in the UK so i cant a get one at wal mart :)
angrygamer1 2 years ago 9
ah but wal mart own ASDA so technically you are getting it from wal mart hehehe!!!
MrSamwell09 2 years ago 3
lol i might b goin 2 c him live and nt 2 b patronizing bt... its called ebay
kerrigor778 1 year ago
@angrygamer1 its called ebay
kerrigor778 1 year ago
Jeff Dunham is too funny! He's a very cunning man I must say... x'DDD Ahahahaha! Love this guy <3 Thanks for the upload MadMunky20k <33
cupcake10132 2 years ago 9
No problem. =P
MadMunky20k 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Why does it seem like no one can take a fucking joke. HE'S PLAYING WITH FUCKING PUPPETS, ITS A FUCKING JOKE!!!!!!!!
jockydoodledandy 2 years ago
oooooooooooook, from what i can tell, and this could be over by now but im not sure, everyones gotta right to be a patriot of there country, but, as MadMunky20k says, don't bash another persons country, im a canadian born and bred but i have respect for the US, Europe, and anywhere else
failure to show country respect will result in Walter hunting you down and telling you to shut the hell up :P
jaitsu 2 years ago 26
as the great otto von bismarck once said, honour every mans fatherland but love your own
normanvonputz 2 years ago 3
well put.
MadMunky20k 2 years ago
There is one question i want 2 ask walter... How many times has jeff been sued for racism
kerrigor778 1 year ago 5
holy sit hes funny and im an american and i respect Canada and my friends a Canadian
pokemon4ever1324 1 year ago
any one know how to see the second part?
shlbybeer 2 years ago 3
I'm sorry, but due to n00bs who loop around teh same part over and over, It was blocked in teh U.S. and Canada.
MadMunky20k 2 years ago
now that is so not fair. I love watching this and If I can't watch the next part now, That is just not cool
Dancer1bella 2 years ago
Don't blame me. Blame the looping, retarded embarrassments to nature.
MadMunky20k 2 years ago
cant you put these in a playlist please
Spudinator94 2 years ago
Thank you so much for putting this up.
ktqueen 2 years ago 3
$3.84 A gallon he wants to try fillin it up in England! lol
EggEd2007 2 years ago 4
what, we cant have pride for our country?
oogie4 2 years ago
I never said that. I just said you can't bash America. If you don't bash us, I won't bash you.
MadMunky20k 2 years ago
..................................
oogie4 2 years ago
fuck you moron
cloyd000 3 years ago
You saying that to me, or the one who put up the anti-American comment?
MadMunky20k 3 years ago
definitely the anti-American comment.
cloyd000 3 years ago
Great show of patriotism, friend!
MadMunky20k 3 years ago
Ha ha,"Would you like to see my stick?" That made me laugh hardly,I have this on VHS tape,I recorded it :P
ChrisMenchue910 3 years ago
i cant breathe im laughing to hard
musicgirl410 3 years ago
All anti-American comments will be spammed, and their writers blocked!
MadMunky20k 3 years ago
he is right if want to get more viewers you need to set it to america stupid!!
danialgebreili 3 years ago 2
Part 2 Wont work? WTF IS UP!?!?! :S
Tupac876 3 years ago 3
I agree, please fix this man.
dragonscale8374 3 years ago 2
All u have to do is switch to English(US) and then it will work (Well it worked for me)
WrestlerInFuture1 3 years ago
How do i change it to English (US) please explain and let me know :) thank you WrestlerInFuture
envyus222 3 years ago
k by the big youtube sign, theres a thing that says worldwide (All) or something else click on that and put it to Canada, Then by THAT it will say English, click on THAT and put it to Canada(US) then try it out
WrestlerInFuture1 3 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
if you look at his lips really closely in the bed scene you can kinda see them moving an itsy bitsy bit
realwarpet 3 years ago
Well no duh realwarpet the puppets cant talk by themselves
WrestlerInFuture1 3 years ago
fuck of amerika but this guy is really funny ^^ also in germany
GabbaGott2006 3 years ago
SPARKLY!!!! luv his sound effects to and i luv the prius jokes vreoooom ee ee you suck dad ee rotflmao
CLCBlight 3 years ago
yo dude !
thanks for the upload
dengalekanin 3 years ago
I agree. Those aren't dogs!
pinkandvampires 3 years ago
It's not blue, it's Bluee, it's pretty...SPARKLY.
I did that a bit too good, didnt I.
LOL
daafie1 3 years ago
it's sparklyyyyyyyyyy
lmao you gotta love Jeff Dunham
MOLLiE617 3 years ago
Lol look at the time 8:02
ekjk1 3 years ago
omg i love Jeff Dunham!!! so funny!
1wickedangel 3 years ago
Here let me put down the parking brake, thatll hold you you little bastard.......so funny.
jtwattsup 3 years ago
When it idles it goes, homo homo homo homo. Friggin LOLZ!
GojyotheFeared 3 years ago
The girl in the bed (which I'm assuming is his wife) was probably controlling jose while he talked.
OmegaSoul91 3 years ago
i LOVE him, best ventriliquest(?i have no clue how to spell it) ever
ched16 3 years ago 2
LOL I love the begining, All I wanna know is how he was controling Jose from the other side of the bed.....????
RavenRosegem 4 years ago
it was probably tht chick or somebody else but jeff was still doing the voice
Psychokitten67 4 years ago
his wife might be contoling him but jeff talkin
tommot56 3 years ago
his wife was controling Jose while he talked
zachgolfboy13 3 years ago
he is sooooooooooooooooooo funny, I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!
bigrulez 4 years ago
oh sorry its steek
Goldknigh232 4 years ago
Jeff Dunham is amzing!!! Would you like to see my stick!
Goldknigh232 4 years ago
america is a suck ass over confident country
spardaking 4 years ago
this is not the greatest country how much crap is not even made in america
realwarpet 4 years ago
and bush went into office that really caused this country turmoil
realwarpet 4 years ago
"It's not a black Prius,it's not a red Prius,it's a blue Prius,but it's not really a blue Prius,it's more of a 'Ch..bluuuue' Prius. Heh. Yeah. Pretty. Spaaaarkles! =] ...I did that a little too well..."
DarkLonerPrincess 4 years ago 3
Wow sound wayyyyyyyyyy up bud!
moviefact1 4 years ago 3
Pahaha. "Would you idiots give it a rest??" "Would you like to see my stick??" "AHH!" LMAO. Freakin genious xD
allhailvillevalo 4 years ago 2
it is spelled steek
realwarpet 4 years ago 2
Aha, thanks. I'll remember that. (:
allhailvillevalo 3 years ago
or if you translate it from jose into english its would you like to see my deek
realwarpet 3 years ago
No kidding xD
allhailvillevalo 3 years ago
LMAO! FREAKIN' HILARIOUS!
PropertiesByJoy 4 years ago 3
LOL!!!!!!!!
saturnstargazer 4 years ago 5
Lol "Would you like to see my stick?"
SilentOne51 4 years ago 24
Uh... I think it's spelled "STEEK."
MadMunky20k 4 years ago
@SilentOne51 and the funny thing is that she dives UNDER the quilt, where the stick is....
water14789 1 year ago
@water14789 'where the STEEK is'
RyuTheInfinityDragon 1 year ago