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  • wasup gay dude!!!!!

  • if it were for something like weed i would probably help my parents run....cause i love them

  • FUUUUCKK YOOOOUUUUU ............ahhhh it feels good i don't know why

  • spouse/child abuse

    assult is a maybe. my catholic friend told me that a young girl he knew got raped by a priest. her dad and brothers where into mma and her mom was into power lifting. They beat the crap out of the priest. I would never report my parents or anybody for that.

  • The kid did the right thing.

  • @lalalallaallala the kids an asshole weed isnt even that bad

  • I disagree I think smoking anything is bad for your health, you might get fired, and generally fucks up your life not just weed. Cigarettes, pot, etc. that stuff fucks you up

  • Vince Vaughn's thumb is like a old penis..

  • NNNNOOOOO!!!!!!!

  • Do you get butt hurt to easily ;) jk jk. Gay sex rocks J.s

  • But He Is Going To A Foster Home So Hahaha The Jokes On Him

  • LEGALIZE IT!!!

  • The only people who think weed is bad are the one who never smoked it.

  • @onefizzle yeah, just like the only people who think getting your asshole bleached is bad are those who don't do it.

  • press 5 five repeatedly for some luaghs haha

  • We talked about a topic in my Sociology class today that reminded me of the story about the inhaler. Jobs have become so deskilled and simplified, that there are no other indicators of how well one does their job, other than their ability to strictly follow the rules.

  • I'd Definatly Turn in my brother :D

  • FAGGOT

  • You are remarkably unfunny, don't quit your day job, which is probably something fittingly annoying like a meter-maid.

  • Only at murder

  • I love how this guy is really trying hard to ve funny. But in my opinion fails so badly. But then again im a huge vince vaughn fan. And maby i just heard this faggot face say vince isnt funny. And i got pissed. But really dude ur jokes arnt even funny.

  • @mclimey007 When you're trying to make a point don't contradict your point by showing you have a bias.

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  • D.A.R.E is retarded anyway. After the idiot cop at my school ran out of things to say, he decided it would be smart to show off his weapons to a bunch of ghetto 7th graders. And I mean ALL the weapons. He even showed off his gun and taser.

  • what do you mean could be bad? drugs ARE bad. srsly its a matter of time before his parents go loco and affect the life of the child

  • I think the only time I'd ever turn in a member of my family would be if I legitimately was concerned for my safety or for the safety of someone close to me because of that person.

  • I walked up to a cop and said my brother is a douchebag please take him away they said you annoy Id arrest you but youd annoy me more leave :(

  • Murder, and only if said murder was not justified. And if my mom beat me, I'd call the cops.

  • Would I turn in my parents if they commited a crime? No. No matter what. I'd proabably be HELPING them commiting the crime instead. Why? Because about 80 % of the shit the government proclaimed a crime is complete and utter bullshit and THEY are allowed to do it, but we are forbidden, just because they said so. I want my right to bash in some random asshole's face until he's almost dead for being an asshole towards me. It's FAIR, NOT a crime. Teach the fucker some respect and fear.

  • haha u said 69 xD

  • Probably if they had like a pigmy midget hidden in our basement. That would be my breaking point.

  • @Akiohmo that one two

  • @Akiohmo mmmmm.... i gotta think about that one.... shit

  • NO SNITCHIN' !!!

  • am I the only one who's clicked the tuesday button over and over .. just loving the way he says " hello internet it is.."

  • best phrase evar......butt hurt

  • i would turn in my whole family and friends for things they didn't do...ie i would plant the murder weapon in my moms closet then smear the blood on my dads pants/shirt and then plant the cocaine and heroin in both of my sisters rooms, and then put the "get away vehicle" in my best friends driveway then call the cops from my girlfriends house and when shes not paying attention fake that i'm getting beaten to death....just for fun

  • I had to watch this video twice cause the lights reflected in your glasses distracted me. Btw, you are awesome and hilarious.

  • You know what's also great about the D.A.R.E program? The cop that came to talk at my school beat his wife, cheated on her, abandoned her, and then got busted for smoking pot. I lol'd when he got caught.

  • BEST PHILLY D VIDEO EVER.

  • WHY IS THAT ENDING THEME so awsome ^__^

  • Am I the only one that finds it funny that while he was imitating Vince Vaughn he didn't have to change his style at all.

  • I would turn my parents in if....i got nothing.......

  • Rape/ murder

  • Hell no i wouldn't turn them in. 1. I would get introuble 2. I think its fun to do somethin ilegal lol

  • The turning parents in thing reminds me of the book "1984"...

  • @Shad0wns haha ya i just read that, those little kids that were spies for the government turned in there own parents ha

  • I don't like my family, so I would turn them in for anything... :o) lol

  • i turned in my dad for abuse and im sorry i did it just fucked up my life even more :(

  • @krystal3434lol thats horrible ):

  • Wouldnt unless it was murder i suppose

    its one of those situation that you dont know what to do unless it happens

  • I wouldn't turn any of my family in (With the exception of my younger brother) for anything less than obstruction of justice.

  • @SeraphimCramer but isn't not turning them in obstruction of justice. wouldn't you have to turn your self in by your own standards?

  • @ikorack I guess it would be. I didn't think of that. Although I think obstruction of justice is more than just withholding evidence.

  • @SeraphimCramer Too bad obstruction of justice legally doesn't require more

  • for MJ? hell no i woud smoke with them

  • fuck no! never!

  • I think they need to make a another party. For people like us, that want gay marriage, legalized pot and small government. just sayin'..

  • @Meeganish Weed doesn't make your brain mush bitch stfu.

    And @phillyD I'd turn in my sister but only for the reason that she is a dumb fucking bitch and I would love to seen her thrown in Jail.

  • YOUR MOM BEAT UP A COP!? That's some awesome stuff man

  • @maxebra Damn straight! They could have stolen any word from the English language, but they chose a word that means happy. Those cold calculating bastards. ;) QotD: I would say as an unspoken rule, you don't turn your family over to the pigs for any reason other than personal safety or their own well being requiring an intervention.

  • Call me what you want but a snitch i am not.

  • The DARE thing reminds me of this book where children turn their parents in. Rhymes with Lineteen Katey Whore

  • For weed yes I would.

    We should call you Phil the Cynical.

    Your numbers for Wikileaks where off by an order of magnitude. And you sound like your saying wikilinks.

  • the pharmacist would probably get fired if he gave it to them

  • Drug-Use: No

    Vandalism: No.

    Theft: No.

    Assault: Depends

    Spouse/Child abuse: No, I would kill them myself

    Rape: No, I would torture and then kill them myself

    Kidnapping: Yes.

    Murder: No, I would be jealous

  • Anything that actually has a chance of causing serious injury to a family member, and cannot be stopped by any lesser means warrants contacting the police. Then again it would have to be fairly serious because honestly, most police are a bunch of incompetent, dimwitted, power-tripping asswipes that usually make matters worse.

    I really hope that kid gets chewed up by the foster care system, cause that's what he needs and deserves for turning in his own god damn parents.

  • Pussification of America!

  • My step dad for being my own little jackass for ever

  • QOTD:I would never turn my family in for anything ever if they came home with a body i would be like"Okay...first things first we have to get ridda the body,dont worry I know a guy and did ya wipe down everything you touched i watch alotta CSI i kno how this goes"

  • Wait, so that guys a soleless robot for not giving the medicine needed, which i agree with, but the boy that trys to save his parents life by turning them in isan idiot?

  • The kid-turning-stoner-parents-in story kind of tears me on my opinion.

    At one end, the kid was wrong for turning the parents in because... ya know... it's his parents. On the other end, weed screws you up after a while. One of my parents has been smoking the green for 40 years now and their brain is now moosh. Basically, at one moment, they're laughing and bonding and such.. the next moment - yelling up the ying yang.

  • Being their daughter is pretty tough emotionally and it's hard to see somebody you love destroy themselves like that. So hopefully the 'rents realize that weed is dumb and they will become brain-moosh before too long.

    I dunnoo.....

  • @Meeganish strange reaction, i used to smoke with a 70 year old stoner, dude was perfectly healthy cept joint pains, and he smoked everyday sense he was 15.....guess people get diffrent reactions....

  • @Meeganish yeah thats just most likely because thats just the way they are, has nothing to do with weed

  • Weird thing is sam katz got re-elected mayor....... :S

  • i like good wholesom reading =)

  • Half of those fuckers deserve it.

    Fuck yes

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  • My mom would turn me in for weed.

  • you should have your own morning talk show, i would get up early every morning just for you

  • @RiddlesInABox how many puppies would it take for u to turn me in?

  • Weed is back

  • @Mrpepperstein Then I would find him and murder him, fucking bitch. eat a dick

  • AAAHHHAHAHAHA!!!!

    Sam Katz is running in my city. Which is in Canada. Yeah. That's right fuckers. Canada!!

    ANYWHO!

    He's been in for like two terms and has literally done NOTHING but kick a kid in the face.

    And he was reelected. Sad.

    But this made my year, that you posted it on your showy thingy. So thank you. For that.

    Yup.

  • @Izzbizz102 Woot! Winnipegers! Go Jet's!

  • i would turn in my sisters in for 10,000,000 dolers! :)

  • @slythefox1 i would debate oreiley but he is too dumb to understand the intelligent things i would say. i think everyone with half a brain understands just how idiotic oreily actually is.

  • if weed were legalized 90% of people who complain about it would shut the hell up...

  • cannabis nor it users are evil lil 5th grae rats are, word!

  • Q of the day response:

    I wouldnt turn in someone, even if they were a complete douchebag to me, unless they did something that really deserved it, and I knew 100% that whatever it was happened. If you throw puppies in a river, yes I'll turn you in. If you roll up some leaves in newspaper, light it, and inhale the fumes, it doesnt effect me or hurt anyone in any way, its america, you should be free to do what you like.

  • they canceled dare at my skool bfor i got to do it. WRST IDEA EVR. TWO KIDS JUST GOT ARRESTED FR SMOKIN POT!

  • @Jzskateboardify Fuck you. sorry, just had to get that out of my system.

  • if my mom was trying to kill my sister i would consider calling the cops.

  • Treason. Anything below that, you protect your own

  • I would only turn my family in if they murder someome

  • What's best is when a pharmacist can't do his job. Walked into a Pharmacy about a month ago, and asked for a specific percentage solution. Next week, someone else is working there, I ask them the same thing, but they don't know how to make a solution. The bottle they use is 20%, I need 10%. I'm not a fucking chemist, but .... wow.

  • Lulz Sam Kats is the mayor of my city

  • if one of my parents hit me , on purpose, hard enough to bruise me, more than 1 time i would turn them in. light warning hits are fine if im being like a dick to them but if i dont threaten them physically or verbally, and they do something seriously physical, thats when we have a problem

  • @xXxemilyXbleedxXx it is a bit similar in my country. There are also some rare cases and we have child services, but rarely finds out about the abuse in the families. Although I can't imagine what it is like in your country, because it seems to be so different from mine and from all the others aswell... :)

  • Woah, 1984 anyone?

  • @squirrelboi1

    junior spies was the first thing i thought

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  • @squirrelboi1 whoa. i just remebered that, thats some creepy shit

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  • lol at his t-shirt "I like women with low self esteem" 

  • Sam Cats? XD No fool, it's Sam KATES! It's just spelled like that. And he's my favorite Mayor, he won again!!

  • D.A.R.E - Drugs Are Really Evil... lol

  • i reckon i could live with turning my sister in for her room... Oh you meant what crime, yeah... id probably have to plant some evidence.

  • Phil, really?

    Your calling the kid a d-bag for telling DARE his parents were doing what he thought was a "bad drug."

    I'm one hell of a hippy too. But, I know that in this world it is a stupid ass idea to smoke weed when you have children. Seriously man?

    You gotta ALWAYS be able to be mentally there for your children.

  • omg where did u get that shirt?

  • I would turn my kids in for stealing from the cookie jar!!!

    

  • Drug-Use: No

    Vandalism: No.

    Theft: No.

    Assault: Depends

    Spouse/Child abuse: Yes.

    Rape: Yes.

    Kidnapping: Yes.

    Murder: Yes.

    You have a duty to your family before your country. People that would turn on their families for a smug sense of self satisfaction and a pat on the head from authority have problems. They are Sociopaths, and like all Sociopaths, they are positive they are right.

  • @spiralgear Reminds me of 1984

  • @spiralgear disagree with you on the smug sense of self satisfaction....drugs can do serious stuff to families its better the kid isn't around that stuff

  • @spiralgear i disagree actions that damage society should be reported in order for order to be maintained drug use no

    vandalism depends

    theft depends assualt yes all below yes

  • @spiralgear Make murder a no and we have a roll. Let's face it: in many cases it's justified. Just because the government said it's bad we're now treating it like the worst thing on earth. But THEY are allowed to send in soldiers to kill people. Selling guns to countries that they knew from the start would be using those weapons against civilians. That's A-OK. Because they said so. Anyone else does any of that - it's a crime. They do it - it's suddenly neccessary and ok.

  • I would turn in friends and/or family, but only if it was truly harming them and I believed it was the ONLY way to get through to them. Otherwise...no...I would not turn in people that I care about...

  • @PRIMEx420 about torture and murder... War isn't pretty if those people did that shit they got what they deserved. What Nazis can torture people and what we can't? Fuck you for not supporting our country!

  • its pretty sad when you have to use shit like "Natasha Yi goes gay for Vince Vaughn " just for people to watch your videos..you suck i hope you die

  • @myturtlelucky You're ignorant, sooo you should leave now.

  • Id turn em in for weed too

  • @thesexysnake10 no to haiti i would abanden that fuck

  • i get what your saying but. . . the pharmacists was in part trying to keep his job and anywhere you work being short any money gets you ass canned. . . and you always know how much your meds co pay is so stop trying to cheat your pharmacist and pay with your card

  • @matemahe -- That's what I was thinking.

    I thought "I'd never do that to someone": and then I had to ask myself, what if I didn't have a dollar to cover them in my back pocket? If I did there wouldn't be a problem, I'd just pay the extra and give them the inhaler, but if I had NO money with me...I don't actually know, being knowingly off $1.50 in your drawer could get you fired.

    It's possible you should blame the company, not the pharmacist.

  • lmfaoo marichiguana you got to do the family guy voice of stewie for your intro lol =)

  • i think your a fucker

  • one of the cops that came to my school for DARE smoked cigarettes

  • I'd turn them in for anything as long as it's for the right amount of money... I'm terrible. I know.... In my defense, my mom is a bitch. she says so herself... She calls me a son of a bitch everyday. not even joking...

  • for not SHARING the ...POT

  • Your shirt's not mean, I like guys with low self esteem ...because I'm a raptor! If the parents are openly smoking in font of their kid & he knows where their stash is, they deserve it. They should get DBOTD for their great parenting skills. ...& Anderson Cooper is hot ...is he out yet?

  • thats kid reminds me of Pavlik Morozov, read about him on wikipedia.

  • I would turn in my family for abuse or murder and things of the like.

  • turning parents in is a sensitive issue. i had an alcoholic mother who beat me regularly for years. It wasn't until I was of legal age and my adolescent (13 year old) brother decided to step in the middle one night and got beat so bad he needed medical attention that i realized bitches be crazy and turned her in, but they weren't cooking meth or even forcing the kid to smoke pot. i'd like to see how that kid would handle an actual situation maybe then he'd appreciate the parents he just screwed.

  • I would turn in family for driving drunk, pedophilia and abusing kids/wife.

  • Your right about America becoming more "pussified" and I would never turn on my family, I would get the shovel to get of the body before the thought would even enter my mind!!

  • meh, I was freaked out by the kid at first because I don't want my future child to turn out like that. Then I realized that his family probably wasn't too involved in his life, had the parents simply asked 'how was school' they would at least know to lock the stash in the wall safe that night.

    And I wouldn't turn in my parents for anything except threats against my or my family's safety. I might distance myself, but to turn your own parents in is just the deushiest thing a person can do imo

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  • where did u get that shirt i want one

  • damn thumbnails, how do you create a thumbnail not actually in the video?

  • Phil you fucking pot smoker. That kid did the right thing , his asshole parents were ruining his life. Fuck you.

  • Dude, You're freak'n awesome!

  • Where did you get that T-shirt?

  • In second grade I went to the school counselor crying && told her that I was scared for my dads life && did not want him to go to jail.......because he was selling weed! LMFAO!

  • Haha, normally i don't like these type of people doing stupid video's, but this guy has some pretty good points and views. I AGREE! =)

  • @xXConfuocoXx is molested and rape your favorite word?

    fuckign queer

  • I'd turn my brother in for being a dumbass, a douche bag dumbass.

  • i would not turn them in if they were like syco and started killing people fuor fun you kno stuff like tht

  • They would have to murder or break the speed limit

  • shut up phil im lookin at this sexy asian :P

  • Lmfao! Sam Katz is my mayor! I live in Winnipeg! :P He came to my school and did a speech. It was brutal.

  • @QOTD: I would turn in my daughter if she did anything criminal, specifically because my husband's career would be in jeopardy if she did. And I plan to raise her with common sense so if she DOES do something criminal (no matter how small the crime) she'll know consequences will come forth from it. I don't plan on allowing my daughter getting away with things simply because "they're not that big of a deal" Everything should be punished, no matter how small or big, NO ONE is above the law.

  • @dadsgirl99pr lol i like how you said you "plan' to raise your daughter on common sense. (jah imma troll)

  • "wridest intro ever" lmao

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  • Any sexually based crime and possibly murder depending on how many people they killed, how, and why

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  • i really don't think i'd ever turn in my parent for anything, but if i had a kid that did that to me? well he/she had better hope the child welfare services takes him/her away. kids are usually on the small side, so disposing the body would be much easier. :P

  • my family? in a heartbeat without question. for whatever.

  • PHIL IS A REPUBLICAN :) :) YAY!

  • Phil you're right about joy behar and whoopie walking off set thing. people these days can't have a civil discussion on what they believe. Instead they begin to scream and shout or they walk away. Whoopie and joy behar are the ultimate douchebags

  • I would turn in my mom starting at loitering.

  • You're rarely funny yourself Phil.

  • ur ugly

  • I wouldnt turn my parents in unless they fucked me up the ass

    I dont care if my dad kills someone as long as my ring stays un-penetrated

  • you don't know how you feel about wikileaks disclosing fucktonns of cases of torture and murder that the US is responsible for? sex scandal? you should read up on some facts, before sharing your little opinion, like the fact that the sexual misconduct allegations are just one more thing in a long chain of the US gov putting pressure on wikileaks. also, nothing sensitive was leaked, the pentagon admitted so in a memo that was, yes, leaked. appreciate your freedom. understand where it comes from.

  • cant believe what an asshole that pharmacist was. he couldnt even spare $1.50 of his own money to possibly save her life?