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  • England? Is England the tiny Island inside Scottland?

  • @videotitan1 How can a country be an island withing another country? That insult makes no sense at all.

  • @TaCt1CalR4GE Actually it makes perfect sense if you're not retarded.

    Countries can exist within other countries.

  • @MondoHoN That may be but Scotland isn't exactly large and for a mass of land to be classed as an island, it needs to be surrounded by water. As far as I can tell, there are no masses of land, surrounded by water, inside the small country of scotland, that has it's own flag and economy and government. Sorry, but you argument is invalid.

  • England isn't hated, that just what they want to think..Truth is nobody gives a shit about England good or bad..

  • we have given europe the beatles, the rolling stones, pink floyd, led zeppelin, black sabbath, queen, the stone roses, oasis.. what the hell have they given us musical wise other than beethoven bach and mozart which was 200 years ago? we dont need no shitty corny eurovision

  • @jordanmylesevans True. The Scorpions are right up there with Sabbath and Queen as an all-time great rock band though. ABBA were also pop geniuses, which we can all admit if we're not going to be fartsniffing rock cred hunters. While the Brits by far and wide produced the greatest popular music of all time, the rest of Europe did offer a few gifted acts.

  • 0:50 Karl is making a lot of sense here. Quality over quantity.

  • lmfao... on some level though, Karl's right!

  • @KraftTV he is... but, in general, karl lacks the ability to visualize from different perspectives. in this case a tiny empire is not rly what an empire tries to be ...

  • @5nereus anything is sensible to the unthoughtful person. unthoughtful people reason insensibly

  • karl's an absolute legend xD he always comes out with ridiculous things

  • @IrresistiblyBetter Genius things you mean.

  • karl grumpy pilkington

  • ricky gervais should comment on why the brits are losing england to islam... oh that's right, he's too politically anal for that.

  • @Soundgarden8497

    PC bellends would be calling him a 'racist' then, and those members of that oh so 'peaceful' religion, Islam, would be wanting him beheaded.

  • @Stu3100 it blows my mind how the younger generation of the uk seem to think it's ok to be dominated by a medieval religion which takes away freedom of expression and individual rights. not to mention the fact that in the big picture it's a clandestine genocide of whites.

  • "What did they have covered?"

    You know Gervais was thinking Snow White.

  • I love Karl Pilkington.

  • poor stephen, ricky keeps interupting him. he never got to say what he wanted

  • "you feel like moaning, get moany over" :')

  • even when they're not in animation those 3 are freakin funny lol

  • Ricky is funny but he needs to stop interrupting Steve! Its really annoying.

  • If you watch this again from the start, Ricky is so rude interrupting Steve

  • Moany wasn't one of the Seven Dwarves.

    He was one of the 3 Stooges.

  • 00:41 Ricky just completely cuts off Steve's point and doesn't let him finish, such a dick move

  • AM I REALLY SEEING THAT ""THE ESSEX WORKOUT" FUCK ME BARRRRRRR BARRRRR

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  • ricky must piss steve right off... im one of gervais' biggest fans but even I admit his ego is not proportional to his confidence

  • i would do anything for karls job!

  • Moany the eighth dwarf, if Karl and Warwick Davis were to splice each others genes together to create Ricky's most favourite person ever. Get the boffins on it.

  • Karl makes a lot of preparation when facing the camera. People thinks he is not aware of show business.

  • @Groovingpict I think he's funny sometimes but most of the time he isn't.

  • Am I the only person in the world who thinks Pilkington is really unfunny?

  • @GroovingPict the ironic thing is he isnt tryin to be funny.....he just makes most people laugh with his views and opinions on things!

  • @GroovingPict probably 

  • Love how Steve starts smiling as soon as Karl starts to talk =)

  • Yeah I think the UK and the US has to stick together because lets be honest all the other countries hate us :L

  • @1Sladman1 Not at all, I'm from Sweden and I love both countries. The only people I hate is the christians who judge others for not being a christians and I also hate gay haters.

  • i just hate brits, dont know what it is,every time i see an english person i want to kick their teeth in

  • @1vnman Get your facts right first.. Brit E.g British is not the same as English. British is Scotland,Wales, England and Northern Ireland. Your opinion = 0 points on my respect-o-meter.

  • @1Sladman1 britain is england,scotland and wales, the island of britian

    the uk is the 'uk of britain and northern ireland'

    british education is so poor, as shown by your comment

    by the way britain could also include pakistan,india,and every other country it plundered and raped, funny how they all followed you home afterwards, lol karma's a bitch

    goodluck to all in 'englandistan'

  • @1vnman Yeah but when you used the term "Brit" you were obviously referring to the English. Well when we compare my grammar to yours we can sum up our educational experiences. I'm pretty much sure Pakistan,India and other countries which USED to be colonised are not still refereed to as British colonies unless the history books you used are from the late eighteen hundreds. What's wrong with cultural diversity?

  • @1vnman you should try it brave man.

  • @1vnman thats because your an ignortant hateful cunt. there are others like you in the world, all of us normal people call you scum

  • I'm from Texas and I love the UK. I just don't understand the America hating that is always in the comments section. The US and UK are lucky to have each other.

  • how can people say a full nation are bad , tards

  • everyone hates brits

  • @1vnman why?

  • @alzyboy89 probadly because they are generally abnoxious bores,I just know they are not liked in general,which is a broad statement,I'm sure there are many nice decent brits as well

  • @1vnman Just you do because your gay.

  • @andrewtc2animasher brits are obnoxious jerk offs,your personal latent homosexuality doesn't concern me

  • @1vnman Wow, the intelligent discourse just seeps out of you doesn't it. Your argument (if you even have one) is unintelligible and, quite frankly, pathetic. How embarrassing for you.

  • @flissyflooable thats a typical response from an englishman, i think your all gay over there

  • @1vnman hating people because of what part of the world they happen to live in is a classic sign of having a low iq. sort it out son

  • @Bootstrap193 Writing iq instead of IQ is not much better

  • @Bootstrap193 its actually natural, its not about having low IQ, it's about having a good sense of who you are

  • @5nereus yeh if how you are is a shallow, deluded, flag waving cunt

  • @Bootstrap193 first of all ur very dilusional in ur approach of seeign the world, flag waving is the best form of intelligence this planet has seen, because it represents friendship, working together, and seeing the world as it is, different people, speaks for different cultures, and cultures is the best thing that man has, because it represents who you are, who you TRULY are, in ur genes. I feel sad for people like you who have no sense of nationalistic values, and so mean in ur comments

  • @5nereus i didn't say there was anything wrong with being patrotic at all, being patriotic is perfectly healthy and creates a sense of unity between ppl. i just said that hating OTHER people because of what of the world THEY happen to live in is plain irrational and has no logic behind it what so ever. did you just completely miss the point of what i said?

  • @Bootstrap193 no but ur political correctness, "saying that is wrong" and making rules of people to filter their words is not accepted in my eyes. if i think black people can't run their own fatherland, then ill say that blacks are stupid. feelings and sense can't get overridden by political correctness or rules

  • @5nereus you don't know what you're talking about

  • @lllzenithlll it is sense

  • @5nereus anything is sense to the unthoughtful person. but unthoughtful people do not reason sensibly

  • @5nereus

    you're talking a load of nonsense

  • @6NoHope9 it is sense

  • @5nereus you are talking shit mate. admit it

  • @Bootstrap193 look into my eyes, my left, my right. do you really think that im afraid to kill?

  • @5nereus shut it

  • @Bootstrap193 HEY HEY HEY, you shut it, you dont say that to a person, the internet BANS bitches like you, BAN BAN BAN your face

  • @Bootstrap193 Finally the first comment I've seen that makes sense about this on the internet!

  • @Bootstrap193 Calling people 'son' is a classic sign of being a pompous douce.

  • @Menegoth that's nice. who the fuck are you?

  • @Bootstrap193 And the douchiness continues...

  • @Menegoth there's a limit to how many times you can call someone a douche before you end up looking like a complete 'douche' yourself

  • @Bootstrap193 "You're the douche!!" That's your comeback, really? That's something an 8-year-old comes up with.

  • @Menegoth i'd say about twice

  • @Menegoth Fact is he still made a valid point whereas you're picking on some word he used which is neither productive nor insightful and actually quite pathetic.

    Who do you think looks like the bigger 'douche' to everyone else?

  • @nfied And what "point' would that be, then?

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  • @1vnman indeed, nothing worse than indifference though

    I havent even heard where you are from

  • @1vnman: Do you hate the British or just the English? Hating the Brits does include the Scottish, Welsh and Northern Irish too. I mean who could hate the Welsh with all that singing and Rugby? We Kiwi’s say we hate the Ausies. Yet put us together and we become your average Australasian and say we hate; fucking whingeing POHM’s and fucking stupid Yanks. It’s all a bit stupid really, all this silly misguided hate.

  • @guerrillaroach Saying about the Aussies and Kiwis joining together, reminds me of something i heard before. Basicly, you will always hate those close to you until someone further away comes along. For example, Mancunians and Liverpudlians hate each other. Until a southerner comes along, then suddenly its North verses South. Until the French some along, then it England verses France. Until Americans come along, then its Europeans verses Americans.

    But yeah, there is a lot of "traditional" hate

  • @CarsMutley1995 Nicely put and sadly all too true. Ignorance breeds stereotypes which in turn breed those who hate that which is foreign; fear what they don’t understand. It is a folly that has lead humanity to ruin on more than one occasion for sure.

  • He's spot on with laziness in numbers.

  • Love Steve's face light up as soon as Karl starts talking.

  • England is tiny? haha got nothing really to do with the level of population

  • @tony2tones777 yes it does.

  • I dont think Britain is, its more England lol

  • @StereOasis93 Are you Scottish, by any chance?

  • @Eoaiyer21987rhei No I'm Welsh, and I don't hate England but I know allot of the world does.

  • @StereOasis93 It was British Imperialism...

  • never mind national treasure, karl's an international treasure! you can almost hear the monkey in his head...working the controls

  • never mind national treasure, karl's an international treasure! you can almost hear the monkey in his head...working the controls

  • moany lol

  • Karl's got a point...there is a lot of laziness in numbers.

  • As soon as karl starts talking steven always starts smiling.

  • /watch?v=CaKm1AooPzU

  • Poor stephen, cant even finish a sentence.

  • Moany was my favourite dwarf

  • 0:48 - 1:12 We were actually taught that in A-level business studies... :|

  • I wish Karl was like the dude on the couch in Half-Baked. Just some random guy, you don't know how he got to live on your couch, but every once in a while he's gonna pay his rent with some truth.

  • i didnt know England was hated at all

  • @JakeMan06 yeah well we don't deserve out place in the worlds economy because we don't produce or export anything.. Also, we're mainly atheists and relatively intelligent. Two reasons for people not to trust us.

  • @hjenkinz We do produce and export quite a lot really. Unfotunately one of our biggest exports is weapons. We have deindustrialised extensively and are heading towards a servive based economy, but some manufacturing remains. The guy from Dragons Den (Evan Davis) recently made a documentary called; 'Made In Britain' which covers this subject. We do have a substantial trade defecit, It could be fairly easily remidied if the gov't actualy gave a fuck about anything other than filling their boots.

  • @FreedomFighterUK Agreed, and you're right, I'd forgotten about the export of arms. Let's hope we don't arm some country to the teeth and then go to war with them...

  • @hjenkinz lol

  • I think Karl might just qualify for president of the US, or is he too smart?

  • @guerrillaroach well he's english, so prime minster obviously....

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  • @guerrillaroach I am :), we don't really follow american presidents tbh, and its not pedantic at all, because why does it have to be only americans that have idiotic leaders, gordon brown? doubt you've heard of him, he's a clown... could easily compare him to that guy, but i love KL, he's a legend, and don't really think he's stupid as such, relatively clever, he ran a whole radio station and got paid well, he just thinks about really odd stuff, thats why we love him,

  • @theshrews123 he did take an IQ test and get a hilariously low score.

  • @theshrews123: It was wierd how Gordon Brown took power from the charismatic and rather sifty Tony Blair. Oh well, the Westminster system is little better than the US Presidential Republic. Also, I will grant that Karl has some good insights, but give him long enough with a complex issue and just watch him make a meal of it, he is not that smart. But he has made the most of a limited intellect and made good cash.

  • @theshrews123: Re your question: Electing stupid people to office is a universal truth not just a US phenomenon. Democracies put power into the hands of the hoi polloi who are often a majority of simple people with simple understandings. Media and politicians exploit this for power and money. A good litmus test is a look at the education system within a democracy, the worse = a generally simple populous = thick leaders, the better = a generally sophisticated populous = smart leaders elected.

  • @guerrillaroach he's british, not american you fucktard

  • @Meteoroidz he's not serious you parasitic troglodyte

  • @NateMulder Who are you ? some little tramp robbing someones laptop from mcdonalds?

  • @Meteoroidz: No shit Sherlock LMAO!!!!

  • @Meteoroidz he is English you fucktard

  • @guerrillaroach mocking the United States? Typical of a poor, white trash European. I apologize for the US being so wealthy and fair.

  • @TurcDZA

    >Fair

    >US

    Pick one.

  • @TurcDZA: No mocking GWB, also I'm neither European, white, nor poor lmao! Should I make a comment about the general geographical ignorance of the average Yank here? I'm from New Zealand, it's not in Europe, it's one of the US's only mates, and it's one of the most beautiful places in the world, you should come and visit. Plus, with the USA’s current massive debt you can hardly be called rich. China owns more in US debt than NZ could make in 100 years. But there are only 4 million of us.

  • @TurcDZA: Also, fair and US in the same sentence LMAO!!!! On what planet could anyone but the most ignorant US patriot, accuse the US of being fair? More like massive world bully that does a great job of global divide and conquer, for its own national interests. The world is a collection of powerful players that manoeuvre for their own benefit. The US is simply the current biggest player. Cut throat and greedy. Just like all the rest. Freedom, justice, and the American way, are all illusions.

  • Moaney :)))))))

  • Karl's humour is so dry, I love people like this.

  • @Riveripple ...... You realize he's not trying to be funny...... he's just an idiot (like you I guess).. How'd you not know that?

  • @ojizzzle How'd you not know that insulting people you don't know over Youtube is a bit pathetic. You don't know me so get over yourself, really. I like to describe people who say funny things without finding the humour in it themselves as "dry", maybe it isn't so true to say he has "dry humour" but he is still dry in the way he says things. Sorry for my insignificant typing error, it seems to have really upset you for you to, as I said, insult people over Youtube that you don't know.

  • karl got a bit carried away....

  • Karl has to be up there with the best UK comedians

  • The holy trinity of comedy.

  • Moany. :D

  • Steven Merchant actually narrated the advert, what are the chances.

  • Well, If 1.) We (America) never had George W. Bush & Obama - who has a terrorist name) as president, AND 2.) most of us didnt eat everything that was edible, then we would be the 2nd most hated and not the first :D

  • @PepperDr94 you'd still be the first man. There are plenty of reasons why people hate america

  • @butt3rz18 :(

  • If you feel like moaning get moany over hahahahaha Karl is GOD!

  • Wow they really went up and above the call of duty describing why the Brits lose at Eurovision as the title denoted

  • At 55 sec Steve's eye's light up cause he knows the genius is about to flow out of Karl.

  • Karl is right about most things, it's just the way he describes it. He's like Randy from My Name Is Earl, takes a long time to come up with a simple thought.

    I would have just said, "Quantity over Quality"

  • Karl is actually talking more sense than the other two are giving him credit for ....

  • karl is right!

  • That didn't answer the question in the title at all!!!

    

  • Rickys an annoiyng egotistical cunt keeping interrupting stephen and focusing on karl and he cant stopp talking and interrupting

  • To answer Ricky's first question: no, North America are.

  • @blainyrules North America isn't a nation. Canadians aren't bad at all.

  • karl is right, whats hes talking about is call the "Ringelmann effect" an important of business, Human Resource Managment ect

  • ricky let steven speak!!

  • Americans actually *are* the most hated/feared nation in the world. Israel is #2. Not sure where Britain is.

  • @spartan2600 nah it is britain because what they have done in the past (the British empire, which included invaded raping a pillaging etc.) and becuase we are quite litrally knobheads when we go abroad

  • @9lash Actually I just looked it up. According to your own BBC's poll, which I'd trust, Israel is the most hated nation in the world, followed by Iran, North Korea, and the US at #4, so I was wrong. The US is the most hated Western nation though. Among the 27 countries surveyed, the US was viewed 30% positively, 51% negatively. The UK was viewed 45% positively, 28% negatively.

    Yes, the UK is hated by some countries, but the whole world generally hates the US (for good reason I'd say).

  • @9lash The poll was a collaboration between the BBC World Service and Globescan. Polling took place between 2005 and 2007. Evidently the US's ratings have gone up since Obama took office, but they're still very negative.

  • Karl is right, with a big company, there is places to hid, thats kinda how America came to be

  • @HROLLOH

    ha ha how original.#how long did it take you to think of that.

  • His head is dead round.

  • see they all act so intelligent yet they dont know that England never had an empire,but it was the UK that did.

    CUNTS.

  • well, it was only from the rise of scotish nationalism that the uk begun being know as the uk.. before then it all came under england and none took any notice, infact parts of the empire were known as england. Point being that there wasn't really any differenciation between England, Britian and the UK. Plus do you honestly think that empire didn't spread from england?.. there would have been empire without Scotland/wales/ireland, but not without england.

  • @karoolta

    and do you seriousily think that there would have been an empire without Scotland Ireland or Wales.

    the English tried that before and failed miseribly.

    they couldnt even take the full of britain by thereself.

  • yes, yes i do... anyway im not gonna start arguing on youtube.. i was just pointing out your mistake, so dont try to be condesending toward people, disregarding karl, that are genuinely quite smart.

  • @karoolta

    well you are wrong. 70 percent of the SAS are from scottish regiments, the SAS was founded by a scotsman, david sterling in north africa during WW2 and we make up 19 percent of the british armed forces.

    england would be nothing without the union mate,get over yourself.

  • ok, i dont know what the sas have to do with empire but there we are

  • @rangers11000 Hypocrite! I think you're the one that should 'get over yourself'. You come on to this video to start an argument and you got one. What do you want, a cookie?

  • @karoolta

    i proving that without the union and the contribution from all the countries in it,England would have not had a empire

  • jesus christ.. like i said at first the uk was known as England, its only been known as the uk from the 1930s and the rise of scotish nationalism.. on top of that to argue that empire wouldn't of exsisted without scotland ect is pretty silly. im done with this gay as youtube arguing shit.

  • @karoolta

    well maybye you should learn your history you fucking moron. fuck sakes most of the inventers that contributed the most to the UK were fro Scotland.

    plus glasgow was the biggest manufacturer of britains military arsenal during the 1700s.

    and as for that whole rise of nationalism in the 1930s don talk out your arse boy it gives you smelly breathe.

    and Scotland was the leaders in medical science for over 200 years.

    and it was scottish people that supplied all the cotton industry

  • all of what you just wrote had no relavance at all... I am very confident of my histroical knowledge thankyou, it is you that should learn some history.

    "and it was scottish people that supplied all the cotton industry".... riiiiiiiiight, the south of america before the occupation of India supplied two thirds of the worlds cotton and after that India was England's biggest supplier, i dont know where you got that from.

    my only point was that the UK was known as England until around the 1930s.

  • @rangers11000 guess your scottish then lol.

  • @karoolta

    no im not,i was actually born in northern ireland,im just pointing out that Scotland was the country that was the most prophiitble towards the UK during the 1700s all the way up to the late 1800s.

    evreything from slaves to cotton and tobbaco was distributed from Scotland into the English markets and was brought in by scottish buisnessman that owned slave,cotton and tobbaco plantations.

  • @karoolta Note: There WAS an empire without Scotland. Ala, thirteen colonies.

  • yes..

  • karl is fuckng hilarious