Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos - intro

[wordwarriortkd]

Super Ninja could never figure out how to divide by zero. Such a high degree of mathematical ineptitude pushed him over the edge.

[OniGundamSeed]

with Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can Chuck Norris a Chuck Norris to Chuck Norris with the help of Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris only like Chuck Norris can do in a cartoon where his name is said 10 times so you know who its about god i loved this show im off to count Mr T's theme now lol

[drshema]

chuck norris' mustache fought chuck norris' hair piece to a stalemate, and then they both got bored and went on a killing spree.

[drshema]

chuck norris' hairpiece could beat your ass!

[ZZombyWooff]

why is the super ninja so ruthless. he should chill the fuck out.

[thchification]

chuck norris rules, l chuck norris the HE MAN 0:47

[PiperMMMMMMMMMM]

why only 5 episodes???

[BlackAntic]

I love the fact that even cartoon Chuck Norris looks old and hideously grizzled. "Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris as Chuck Norris in Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos, starring Chuck Norris as Chuck Norris!"

[elasolezito]

so what's the name of this show ?

[SolidMike]

Chuck is awesome but the others are "Too Much!"

Haaah i like me

[DameBralic]

the villians are dope though! lol

[Zombiemasterman]

Super Ninja = Cobra Commanders little Brother.

[wadoichimoji]

the only man who thinks he IS superman

[ATONSUN]

This is SO, SO, SO LAME! So lame I'm rooting for the bad guys! LMAO!

[silenthunder85]

@ATONSUN your comment has been reported to Chuck Norris.. you should probably change your name and move to another country

[sortedevaras]

Being Chuck Norris's apprentice must = best job ever. 

[thorjuanchin]

Chuck is the best!!! (Chuck threatened to me if I don't say it) Chuck says that he only made 5 episodes because the world of cartoon can't represent how badass he is

[ThePolishSausage87]

super ninja is a bitch

[ZepDek]

The super ninja? I want to see a cartoon around him

[tdickensheets]

Why no Bruce Lee cartoon?

[Tacom4ster]

@tdickensheets and have it animated by Hanna Barbara, they have Bruce Lee solving mysteries with a talking cat or something

[mephosto]

you know i thought with a name like chuck norris karate kommandos it would star steven segal

[TheChoujinVirus]

ah..this sereies. So bad it only lasted 2 episodes

[ZipZagginGallifrey]

@TheChoujinVirus five episodes

[TheMarvelousDC]

Chuck Norris' enemies are Dr. CLaw and Cobra Commander?

[CinemusMaximus]

OH MAN! A DREAM COME TRUE!!!

I found the Chuck Norris cartoon!!!

[monstereaternr]

2 people were chuck norris's victims

[racinggreg2011]

0:32 -it's too dangerous chuck

NOTHING IS TOO DANGEROUS FOR CHUCK NORRIS!

[l00keel00kee17]

Chuck Norris has two dislikes because Chuck Norris allows the illusion that Chuck Norris is imperfect!

[2FunnyVersionIV]

Chuck Norris the cartoon? Aw hell yes!

[WolfmanThomas]

anyone played the Chuck Norris Karate Kommando drinking game, all you have to do is take a shot of whiskey every time the narrator says Chuck Norris

[JasonL77]

@WolfmanThomas I'd last about five seconds.

[xcalic3600]

@WolfmanThomas Whisky? A shot of aged Chuck Norris Kicker.

[iluvatarsegundo]

esta basado en su vida real??

[tintor2]

@iluvatarsegundo claro q no, su vida real es mucho mas epica pero seria imposible adaptarla XD

[bndrcr82a08e349g]

The chuck norrris cartooooooon! ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahaha

[kope1100]

This cartoon is as shit as his karate..."Lack of talent i say"

[hitmanwolf]

Bro... Chuck Norris Team? Chuck Norris Work Alone.

[GriffithAMPS]

After finally learning he couldn't beat Chuck Norris, Super-Ninja then took his high pitched raspy voice and left. He would become Cobra Commander, and take an opponent that was easy than Chuck Norris: the US Army.

[Deftonius]

The best part was when he said "Chuck Norris."

[Blackjack2099]

New drinking game, drink every time you hear "CHUCK NORRIS!!"

[BryonYoungblood]

@Blackjack2099 100 to 1, you'll be HAMMERED fast!

[starcobra123]

Chuck Norris cartoons, robocop cartoons, Rambo cartoons, next thing you find out there was an alien cartoon where there friendly

[theanimeawsome]

wow

[1naruto59]

it work for jackie chan

[thewwefan57]

They should remake this

[jhughes2004]

Like a boss

[maxter480]

I love how almost all of his sidekicks are asain

[cOoLbEaNs1494]

Why didn't this last more than 5 episodes?

[VonaVis]

0:32 It's to dangerous, chuck.

b*tch doesn't know who she's talking to

[Roxy9210]

(insert Chuck Norris joke here)

[RasberryLova]

this is ridicous, Chuck Norris needs no team

[JpTheLazySomething]

He needs a fucking team? *scrawny nerd voice* FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

[Iamthequick]

I wanted to LoL of this, but Chuck Norris can hear me

[nothingIcandoforU23]

they say chuck Norris 9 times.

[psoladin]

mother of god....he was beating the hell out even from cartoons?

[cahr412]

Hey Kids dont change that channel:) ...........or ill pull your hart out through your ass hole

[MAURICIO18244666]

Now hipsters will be all like: I liked chuck norris before he was cool

[CharroArgentino]

Wait, he had a cartoon? D:

[Barracuda84full]

hahahaha no conocia esto...did not know this, very funny

[RandomID222]

Its certainly Chuck Norris when he crashes through a window with bare feet.

[Zakurako]

...God, he even has a cartoon...

[holybovine]

BEST

CARTOON

EVER!!

[harizotoh7]

Three of the main characters are Japanese. And the Super Ninja has a ridiculously exaggerated Japanese accent.

[iamfondoftmnt]

Woooooooooooooohhhohohohow !!! I didn't know THAT exists !!! XD

[tintor2]

0:31 about twenty people died there...

[ramik81]

What's up with Super Ninja's perm?...He's styling like a pimp...lol

[zalbagsoul]

It looks like Charles Bronson got his own cartoon, but they named him Chuck Norris.

[damaskosc]

So thankful that my childhood went unscarred by this...

[bensch87]

I like the part where they say Chuck Norris.

[RobtheTerrible]

They stole the villains from Inspector Gadget and GI Joe.

[mephosto]

i'm not sure but i think chick norris might be in this

[mikaeldimitri]

haha, hilarious



[Sapov]

So his name is Chuck Norris, right?

[Killersfrombeyond]

@Justking81. What year did this air?

[MrStrangeify]

He said chuck norris 11 times.........

[grayjam]

is super ninja cobra commander?

[NICK41206]

Who stars in this?

[NICK41206]

How many times did he say "Chuck Norris"?

[manicmuffin]

@NICK41206

9 and a half times.

[swedichboy1000]

i wish they could make a bruce lee series.

that be aswome.

[Kaagh178]

Chuck Norris. He's got nerves of steel and balls to match!

[frankensteinmoneymac]

A regular Ninja isn't good enough of an Enemy for Chuck Norris....no Chuck Norris needs a SUPER NINJA as an enemy or else it's not even worth his time! (I can only assume a Super Ninja is a Ninja with all of the powers of Superman....but also knowing ninjijtsu).

 Chuck Norris can kill 'regular' Ninja simply by spitting a loogies through their skulls.

[thehorriblejoke]

CHUCK NORRIS IS SO EPIC HE HAD HIS OWN CARTOON! (so did rambo,mr.t & robocop) SHUT UP WHO ASKED YOU!

[renegadeskinninja]

@Drawnder people would watch it because chuck norris is in it. nobody gives a shit about his team.

[Kumagoro05]

seriously??

[thelaserman999]

Two words: FUCKING AWESOME!

[guncannon109]

@thelaserman999 um no it's not.

[GOTH86]

Clearly this is kinda like the G.I.Joe-shows much like Rambo: And the Force of Freedom only this starrs a non-fictional person kinda like the Mr T-show. havent seen the show but this intro made me laugh sorry Chuck don't kick my ass you hairy beast:P

[happygoluckyscamp]

When they say Chuck Norris everyone takes a shot.

[contreraschz]

Chemo, the samurai warrior

[BobbyDrake2000]

Wow, they mentioned Chuck Norris nine times in the span of a minute... 12 if you count them saying just 'Chuck'.

[samus098]

@BobbyDrake2000

Can't get enough.

[drgonzo00]

as if this actually existed. not to say that I don't believe chuck is the one true god

[howiloggedin]

Kids today need more CHUCK NORRIS

[CaptainJetJakal]

What the hell? Was there nothing this man didn't do? LMAO!

[cactus337]

Stop saying CHUCK NORRIS

[urdakar]

Chuck norris didnt pee on bed as a kid, the bed pee for fright

[Medowin]

Dr. Claw was once simply known as Dr. Thomas... until he shook hands with Chuck Norris.

[MariomanProductions]

Chuck's amazing mustache translates well to insane 80's cartoons.

[esp363]

@Aetheilas HAHAHSHAJSAHSJHAJSDHJAHHAHAHAA­HSJDHAJSDHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJSHAJHA­HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJHSAAJHSJ­AHJSHJAHSAJSHJAHJHAHAHAHAHAHHA­HAHAHAAHAHA

[fmthebaron]

Chuck Norris has Dr. Claw and Cobra Commander as villains to defeat!

[OMorty]

CHUCK NORRIS

[Domigorgon]

0:50 what's with the shaking? looks like he's ejaculating!

[TheGalacticEmperor]

0:51 aaand Cobra Commander with gay haircut.

[joni2308]

10 times he said "chuck norris" in only 1 minute oO

[Sener]

@joni2308 9

[frozenkiller7]

why does every show from the 1980's have some asian kid, an animated version of a monster or pet when everyone else is realistic, and some idiot thats a girl? thats hot??!?!!?

[frozenkiller7]

awsome isnt awsome enough to describe this

[iLITTER]

who would have guessed chuck norris would star in chuck norris karate kommandos, glad they pointed that out. REPLACING C WITH K IS KOOOOL

[TheSamuraiArtist]

Lol I heard Chuck Norris 12 Times

[Zuyfrog]

Wow! How long ago was that?

[Slagdar]

0.38 I have a sword! still but I will Kick people! D=<

[andyypandyy121]

he said chuck norris to many times



[sartanko]

Oh my god.

[Squival138]

Chuck Norris cries when he masturbates...

His tears do not cure cancer

[JankyToe]

Not nearly manly enough.

[cheechthemighty]

GAY

[Introbulus]

...Wait...THE Claw? And he sounds EXACTLY like Dr. Claw?

...Okay...sure...go ahead Chuck. o.o

[kiaserx]

Chuck Norris only has to say his name for you to lose at everything.

[bluesoul1000]

@kiaserx or win at everything, if you're on his good side

[TheManiacalArtist]

@kiaserx Dammit I just lost the game...

[renegadeskinninja]

@TheManiacalArtist DAMNIT MAN...i hate you

[TheFrigginAwesome]

@kiaserx even, THE GAME?