Jerky Boys: Frank Rizzo - Auto Mechanic

[illustrate100]

"I'm the BEST!"

[MrDitto30]

this is awesome!! a man with confidence

[raider2661]

haha "should I bring my FUCKING TOOLS?"

[mike840]

"hello. yeah auto mechanic. yeaaaaaahhhhhhhh..."

[toneremone]

"Special WHAT?"

[chris38885]

shit you know this shit is funny when no one can even say anything close in the comments

[TheThebestatwhatido]

i just had to leave an old job cause of differences with my fuckin boss.. .....huh......i had problems with my boss

[AphexxehpA]

Still funny after 14 1/2 years!

[LEHIGHDRIVE]

@AphexxehpA ..This stuff never gets old.......

[Nazdrovya4life]

To bring my FUCKIN' tools or not to bring my FUCKIN' tools...that is the question.

[sheyemmy]

SHOULD I BRING MY FUCKIN TOOLS FUCK FACE LOLOLOL

[Warlondo]

So I'll see ya tomorra wit my tools Fuck face!

[xBillyTheKidx]

"i have all that shit tough guy"

[GETsomeDRINKS]

should i bring my fuckin tools?

[funkyassfingers]

I had differences with my fuckin boss!

[dstrubs23]

ahhhhahahah brings me back

[MATTHEWYZ510]

"I don't think you can talk like that here....you don't have to call me and talk to me like that"

[dhillon621]

My stomach is hurting with laughing at this prank call.

[DickButtKiss707]

YES I DO!!!

[eezysqueezy]

So I'll see you tomorrow with my tools, fuckface!

[MischiefMeerkat]

you'll need to do that to get a job soon

[THEATREofPAIN270]

43 people suck and don't like to laugh

[THEATREofPAIN270]

This is what you can listen to and laugh avery time.

[The72koenig]

FRANK RIZZO!!! R-I-Z-Z-O!!!

[zimzepp90]

should I bring my fuckin tools?

[TheDirtyDomi1]

ok so il see you tomorow with my tools fuckface



[mightywhitey718]

A special what? Inspection license?

[mightywhitey718]

And I told u 10, liver lips. 10 liver lips?

[guitarlvrify]

I miss these guys so funny

[lamochila66]

differences with my FUCKIN BOSS .... lmfaoooo

[mightywhitey718]

I'll tell u what. I'll come down with my tools and start work tomorrow.

[knoxklay11]

"im lookin for a job" "huhh?" mustaffa could show a little bit more life in his voice

[ThePowerMovement]

I will see ya in the morning wit my TOOLS F__KFACE! = Classic

[seanmahon101]

difference with my fuckin boss

[Thelastsurvivor13]

Should i bring my fucking tools!?!? lol

[pounder2day]

damn i remember listening to this when i was 12 on cassette. holy shit im old LOL this brings back good memories and whats funny is i remember all these skits. id have my friends over and we'd all sit around listening to this while playing super nintendo haha good ol days.

[zealotchan]

"I'll see ya tomorra fuckface"

[NYRangersHockey77]

i'll rap ya fuckin head in witta ratchet hahahha

[Killinemdead1]

should i bring my fuckin tools

[pbrick6301]

tomorrow morning i be there with my toolbox i start tomorrow.

[thingwhatever]

lol he tells the 1st guy 7 years experience.....then tells the boss 18 years hahah

[introvertical71]

Love how he's telling him when he's gonna start the job ... and the guy's like "tomorrow?" ..."wait a minute ... I gotta hire you first guy."

LMAO... Oh fuck! Social engineering at its finest!

[jbott614]

ha ha ha thats funny frank rizzo is the best guy he does.

[TooSweet800]

So Funny, havnt listened to them in so long!

[rmthegrate]

...i have all that shit tough guy

[yazenbuklau]

CRAZY DUDE

LOVE HIM

[Agent0range33]

38 people had ta leave an old job because of differences with their F*CKIN' boss.

[NightPipes420]

....I'll wrap your fkng head in with a ratchet ! lmao

[lamochila66]

@NightPipes420

lmfao best part

[TheRagingNerd]

Call ya WHEN?

[DarkonXBL]

"Sure, I have all that shit tough guy"

LOL

[nutsybrewno]

youtube-> NutsyBrewno....He's from the Neighborhood

[AdamFpatrick]

Classic.

[denenny11]

I work on race cars

[poundsbabypounds]

@denenny11 Nuff said.

[bigtdownunder]

Special what? I have all that shit tough guy. lmfao... love it

[joezbackwith2gatz]

@bigtdownunder Hahahaha...

[playa4thee]

That's right tough Guy!

[shadowsurside]

ahahahahah FUCK face aahah

[BTBAMlol]

"Should I bring my fuckin' tools?!" HAHAHAHAHA

[sleepyduo37]

does anyone remember the call, that I think kamal did where he calls someone "Italian piss" or something? I thought it was on one of the first four albums, but I cannot seem to find it.

[mozart0341]

ill wrap ur fukin head in witta ratchet

[joezbackwith2gatz]

@mozart0341 LOL...

[drummer87ish]

GENIOUS!!!!1

[Godofwar1113]

this guys are the pioneers of this s#it,I grew up listening to them and they are the kings of prank comedy,Many others tried to be like them but none did or ever will top the jerky boys(classic)

[7beers]

YES. I. DO.

[Shadows606]

"Should i bring my FUCKIN TOOLS?"

"So ill see you tomorrow with my tools, FUCK FACE!"

[Listerfiend808]

Should I bring my FUCKING tools?

[dvhone]

The Best!!!!!!!

[seehound619]

"are you applying for a job"???.... "thats right tough guy" LOL!!!

[bearswin35]

IM gonna 40 yrs old, and these guys still make me laugh till my stomach hurts. i miss the days when you could prank call and get away with it. me and a buddy called the parents of our friends in college and told them they were arrested at a party 4 drinkin underage. one of them said let him sit in jail. one said i will be on my way. A 7 HOUR DRIVE. i called back and told em it was a prank. It sounded funny at the time???

[Listerfiend808]

@bearswin35 Thats right, Tough guy.

[DanxandxDiDichannel]

@bearswin35 "i'm gonna 40 years old" ??? what the fuck no your not!

[bearswin35]

@DanxandxDiDichannel

[bearswin35]

@DanxandxDiDichannel duded i am 40 as of the 14th. now go get your shine box ya mooley

[bearswin35]

@DanxandxDiDichannel dude i am 40 as of the 14th. now go get your shine box ya mooley

[BoxingPride]

LOL!!!!

[6Ott7]

Ah wait a minute I gotta hire you first guy!

[shrek740]

he laughs when he says "should i bring my fking tools"

[THELICHKINGSBOO]

@shrek740 No he doesn't

[shrek740]

@THELICHKINGSBOO 1:14

[THELICHKINGSBOO]

@shrek740 What about it? lol...

[davitodude]

The Jerkey boys never get old. I still have several of their tapes from when I was a kid.

[superjtrdr]

Mechanics are usually smart people but many of them use this same expanded version of the English language.

[MOCCALDI1966]

First he says he has 7 years exp then he says he has 18 years...lol he had to leave his old job because of differences with his fuckin boss....lol

[InPlayMag]

SEE YA TOMORROW F#@* FACE! HAHAH

[FlightSimGuy9782]

36 People don't have their own fucking tool box?

[seehound619]

@FlightSimGuy9782 and also no sense of humor.  lolz

[sendmeyourcrap1]

SHOULD I BRING MY FUCKING TOOL BOX? IM THE BEST!!!

[thebladezmanII]

@sendmeyourcrap1 I'll see ya tammarah with mah tools, fuckface!

[yyorkethehumble]

@sendmeyourcrap1 my favorite line

[therumprater]

I'll work circles around ya, I'll whack ya fuckin head in with a ratchet! HILARIOUS!

[wolfff540]

DRI!!!!

[daf700]

ill see you tommra with my tools fuck face

[magnum0365]

Sounds like Sal The Barber from Scrappers! lmao

[magnum0365]

Sounds like Sal the barber from scrappers!

[FixFalcon]

testicle licker2?

[eezysqueezy]

...because of differences with my fucking boss.

[rockybirddog]

I HAD DIFFERENCES WITH MY FUCKN BOSS

[geekstinker1234]

put your boss on

[d07a]

where is the fucking irate tile man clip ffs

[buckbros3059]

Special what?

[wmcglinchey]

I feel like in this current job market this happens more and more often. Just show up to a place with your tools are start working. Fuck it.

[juker606]

people from the east coast really are like this.

[SirReal1958]

I'm the best, tough guy. I'll wrap your fuck'in head in with a ratchet! Timeless comedy.

[BeyondNeptune]

back in 1993 when i got this CD, i thought to myself, goddam there must be a lot of fucking foreigners in New York. Now, in 2010, the fucking foreigners are in every town, big and small, east and west.

America is gone.

[Tizen]

@BeyondNeptune Totally what the Native Americans were thinking, back in 1910.

[BeyondNeptune]

@Tizen the native americans were so sparse and lived such nomadic, primitive, stone-age lives, they rarely ever saw anyone. And when they did encounter other tribes, they raped and murdered them. Most NA tribes in the entire western hemisphere died off at eachothers' hands, long before whitey ever showed up. Not to mention all the shrunken heads, human sacrifice, virgin sacrifice, etc. The most brutal treatment of Native Americans came from other Native Americans.

[eeeewwwwchewb]

@BeyondNeptune excluding technology whats changed between native americans and todays? the most brutal treatment to americans is from americans nowadays.difference is the level of rape and murder is on a much grander and more inhumane level.so as this tizen said, ur thinking the same way the native americans did.assholes have taken my country :P

[testiclecrusher2]

@BeyondNeptune I don't how the fuck a conversation about native americans started on a jerky boys video.

[BeyondNeptune]

@testiclecrusher2 Tizen brought them up, not me. I just finished him off with facts about how worthless indians are.

[CrzzlDobbo]

ten liver lips?

[teddycozmik]

what you mean fuk ing needles?

[pbrick6301]

18 years i'm in in the business

[jackhandy25]

Jerky Boys were the best.

[CtrlRm]

I'll see ya tomorrow with my tools, fuckface.

[artheriford]

With Caller ID and *69, you can't do this anymore. Not that I would know anything about doing it in the first place

[Brontobyte]

@artheriford With *67 you can do anything. ;)

[trendon]

@artheriford There are 1,000 different ways to circumvent that.

[DenniszVideos]

these guys r fucking funny

[mclovinrulz54]

thats right tough Guy



[CQ1981331]

the origanal bad ass prank callers

[viralthings]

I had differences wit my FUCKIN boss.

[1fletch]

Frank Rizzo had to leave an old job, because of differences with his fuckin' boss

[skimaskready]

YES I DO!

[mvayne80]

"What about all them farm animals, theyre all locked up" lol. Anyone heard the major league rain maker?

[mmvinny9]

rizzo r i z z o

[giuseppemoretti1963]

"I'll work circles around you..."

[cessna151]

JEW Got troublz wit JA Boss?

[Fro62]

Classic.

[gajda1984]

"So I'll see you tomorrow with my tools FUCKFACE!"

[Scarecrowman2795]

I'll work circles around you. I'll wrap your fuckin head in with a rachet ..... lol wtf.

[jmh90]

I'll seeya tomorrow with my tools, fuckface!

[beachboundforever]

lol classic!

[mmafighterny]

yeah i got all that shit tuff guy lol

[Avonaco76]

LOL I start work tomorrow!

[gnortznitz]

Inspection license, not especcion lis-untz.

[itpukes]

Alright, so i'll see you tomorrow with my tools fuck face...

lmao

[chadlogan3]

Fuckin' Funny



[dreascorp]

ill come down and start work tomorrow

[stetchlexus]

THATS CLASSIC,PUT YOUR BOSS ON...LOL

[Bella760205]

priceless..

[Forestski]

i work on race cars

[jozowske]

@Forestski SHOULD I BRING MY FUCKIN TOOLS?!?

[TheSolidSnake63]

hahaha awesome

[reanimate21]

"...yeah, you don't have anybody down there, that works like me!!"

[castlesave]

GENIUS

[BlackScab]

this never gets old.

[ferasorfally]

ill see u tomorrow with my tools fuckface

[therealstrik9]

Classic.

[ryanisnotdumb123]

lmao i love how he calls ev1 tough guy xD

[YankeesIn5]

"I'll see you tomorrow with my tools fuck face" LOLOL!

[jsbruzina]

To this day, my two best friends and I call each other "Fuckface" regularly because of this track ...

[tiernan30]

see ya tomorrow fuckface

[aussieftwz]

LOL!

[Kostly]

WEll I just had to leave my old job because of differences with my FUCKIN BOSS!

[disasterpiece16]

lmao almost died when he was like, "should i bring my fuckin tools?"

[illestness]

special what oh yeah sure i got all that shit tough guy

[marathon1974]

"Well I'm the best!"

[mlavigne71]

The Best One Ever !!!!

[PartyiRene]

This is so fuckin classic!!!!!!!!!!

[ReservationAtDorsia9]

this one was one of my favorites.

[mnap128]

Wow this NEVER gets old holy shit LOL

[Pr0x1mo]

@mnap128 LMFAO Yeah man, i listen to this shit everyday

[trendon]

@mnap128 No, it doesn't. HAHAHAH. 

[GR8GUY54]

@mnap128

True! Here I am listening like...How many years later?

[CrazyRedneckChick03]

Classic! Love it everytime I hear it!

[MurphGiovanni]

lol @ calling a potential employer "tough guy"

[fghjk7834]

I don't know ... I wanted to come listen to some Jerky Boys calls but after reading your comments I just feel so ...silly.

Listen - I'll come back when your all not feeling a little too jerky.

[bobberto60]

you do that fuck face, you do that

[mike885566]

ill see ya tomaro whit my tools fuck face

LIVER LIPS