A Beginners Guide To Faking Your Death On The Internet

[jackmarshak]

I used to fake my death on Yahoo chat. At least once a month. Picked rooms where nobody knew me, voice chatted and either killed myself or got thrown through a car window...it was lots of fun.

[DJLee111]

OMG

This video is so amazing (:

[acute90994]

YAY KNITTING!

[Daniiellarrhh]

zomg i like toastxD

[iKniter]

You have no idea how this is applicable to us crazy knitter right now. The forums are blowing up over "alleged deaths!"

[lukelewisDOTnet]

Link?

[smagsclio]

It's on a closed forum, but it's been discovered that a pattern designer faked her death about a year ago after not delivering paid-for product to many people.

[pinkhoody]

omg thats relly good!!!1!

[xyugi0007]

This was so funny omg.

[TheOneThatYouLoathe]

I DID IT FOR TEH LULZ!!!!!

[matthew5a]

omg, that made me laugh so load

[easkateman]

??? 1:29

[m00hzor]

Ahahaha if u pay me over 9k internets I wud xplain

[DUDEplayer69]

lol Gateway computers i used to have one

[SasukeHeavenCurse354]

omg lulz i am ded

[fadinglikeaflower]

"saddam.

BREAKING NEWS.

I DID IT FOR THE LULZ."

hahahaha :D!

[RAVE377]

this is so boringggggggggggggg

[Drakulya21]

LULZ ARE BEING HAD AS YOU SPOKE.

[tehdreamer]

"saddam: i did it for the lulz!" ...classic

[s2who]

this video is offensive...i laughed so hard i peed in my pants a little...you now owe me a clean pair of underwear douchnozzle lighningirving has way bigger issues than just being bi-polar, he also feels picked on by the world..buddy your not a victom unless you make that choice...bad stuff happens to us all and i'm shure i know people waay worse off who still have a sence of humour is my speel cheque working???

[AngelicaMop34]

who does that. we have a life

[LightningIrving]

fuck u. i actually have bi-polar dick face and i find that very offensive. i would never fake my death.

[HankDuncan]

he did it for the lulz!!!!

[elcondepatula]

bi-polar? so you like gay polar bears?

[usmc18605]

....nice joke

[54spiritedwill54]

...with peanut butter!!!!!! xD

[Dynamo432]

seriously, I try to kill myself and make people wonder in terror but thanks for making this video. Everyone else here sucks and so does life.

[Abaddon454]

Lol

[furubamewtiger777]

lol sorry typo day.made my boring evil day.

[furubamewtiger777]

lol your crazy!!!nic vid it made my dad

FUCK OFF

and die~ lulz

[lukelewisDOTnet]

It made your dad?

[VIOLENTANTAGONIST]

This should be an encouragement and argument for ACTUALLY killing yourself video.

[ChaozSanc]

Unbelievably stupid that it was funny.

[AnnerisceRosa]

NAA anyone?

[Chunchumpa]

lol at the video

"now that your ready .. fuck of and die" lol. i have bipolar btw which is mentioned in the vid :o

[ArtemisRampant]

WITH PEANUT BUTTER!!!!!!!! This was truly brilliant. Omg.

[Djorkaev]

omfg!! I DID IT FOR THE LULZ

and no DIE

[bleugh4]

omg who likes toast?!!!1

[beauty772]

omfg its a load of shit and bolaks! nonsance blah blah blah

[DjNello151]

haha omg i love it xd and its all told serious

[OntZ]

a post without OMG is a post incomplete......... OMG what a stupid place the internets is OMG OMG OMG!!!!!

[norton158]

GJ, i paused to read your description omg lulz im leavin now bye my cat is sick.. lol omgzor roflcopter

[Jamoneycarr]

Lulz

[crumblewings]

It's funny cuz it's true!

[vesea]

OMG, this is really great! LOL!!!!

[imanissue]

I'm like dead omg!!!1!!one!

[ajtaggs]

OMG guys lukeuea just died yesterday, that is what i call irony!!

[birthmarkslaya26]

that was soo funny lulz..

WITH TOAST!

[8mmstockfootage]

The other excuse the filmmaker could have added was "my roomate got my password while I was away and made up the whole story."

For added punch, show their obit to let everyone know you took care of the situation. (that was a joke, please do not try at home)

[CierdwynCA]

This has happened twice in the online 'community' I have been involved with .. once with the 'accident' routine .. and family using the account .. and once with the 'illness' gone wrong .. and family using account .. TOO funny !!!! LOLOL

[XXTragedyStruckXX]

omg! this is relly good!

[GroinMankind]

...with peanut butter!!!!!! xD

[HeathenMaiden]

"omg, goatse7 just died!!!" "HOORAY!!!" XD

[xBellatrixLestrangex]

kooooool!! I might give it a go

[XBelle89x]

...wtf does havin aspergers have to do with anything?

[Backscrachter]

now that your ready,fuck off and die

[bicabornato]

hahahahahhahahaa good idea xD

[bicabornato]

hahahahahhahahaa good idea xD

[universe93]

OMG NO ITS TRU STFU IM LEAVIN!!!!!!

[pawankhatri123]

this is sick....do do this plz

[pawankhatri123]

this is sick....do do this plz

[GroinMankind]

I'm the GroinMankind's brother/sister

He/She was killed by Nathan Gale yesterday

OMG :(

RIP GroinMankind

BTW: Who's GroinMankind? :S

[Tyler5151752]

AHH the pain of death. (said without feeling)

[americannapalm]

my turn.....im dead

[msupermo]

get lost

[IrisOsirI]

lol! just like OmniStrife he actually faked his death... for a few secs XD

[AnimatedEntropy]

Haha!

[pooball77]

i faked my death

[ktp101]

OMG all you people taking the piss!

Keith (KTP101) was killed two days ago in a grizzly bear attack. Apparently he fought bears for SHITS N LULZ.

This is his brother posting.

RIP KTP

[TheAbortedDinosaur]

Everyone...

I'm so sorry.

I don't know why I'm even posting this. The grieving in my heart is eating away. I'm in a state of shock here; in fact, we all are.

Hotgurl was killed last night when her car smashed into a tree while she was talking to her boyfriend Daniel on her cell phone. She was pronounced dead of blunt force trauma at the hospital.

If anyone needs help, or just wants to talk to me, please send me a private message.

-Beth (Hotgurl's sister)

[naya4444]

theaborted dinosaur are u 4real or lying???

[imsogayforyoukiss]

idiot, right?

[lsmackmoms]

>_______>"

What do you think?

[happypill363]

hooray another person faked their death! we can learn n_n

[bongputze]

:D I Know :D

[surfcottage]

sad..but true ...lol

[olegros]

l.j.w.t.f yeap thats my illness XD

very very cool vid :)

five stars =D

[bazzawlynch]

omg lmao so fuckin funny

[phyla98]

roflz love it!

[HenrikRagnarsson]

Hello! I've died here! Anyone noticed!??!!11!

[KanYe1337]

Who is HenrikRagnarsson?

[Skepdisc]

I dunno, some dead guy I guess...

[JimCim78]

yep, he is dead as far as i know...

[revelations777]

HenrikRagnarsson, gone but never remembered in the first place.

[ajtaggs]

Hurray!!!

[PrincessaChic]

OMG! OMG! OMG!

[sammlyz]

Luz??

[LumaOdat666]

hahahahahahhahaahhaha!!!

love it!!

rotflll!!!

[PrincessaChic]

SERIOUS SUBJECT. not to be fiddled with

[beccacas]

I tried the terminall illness one but it went really wrong cause i jinxed myself a month after i died on bebo i was diagnosed with cancer and the doc says that i need chemo

[NotZapple]

OMG You're in my prayers, keep us updated! <3

[beccacas]

hiya i'm beccas mum thanks for taking it into your heart and caring but unfortunatly she died last night due to the tumor moving to close to her heart. thanks anyway though and please contact me to let me know how you are

[thegodofwrath112]

if u die can i have ur stuffz?

[serbworrior]

I shotgun your straight porn collection

[beccacas]

see this internet fake death thing works

[Darkhelmet7236]

I did it for the lulz......omg awesome.

[greekfrk21]

lol

gj!

[cornholieo88]

luke your so inactive. you need to start using youtube more or you will die of roflcopteris lulz. and omg.

[fallendelilah]

This. IS. the funniest shit ive seen in a long long time.

Who knew hillarity could come from something so factual.

[ascanbee]

Great course :P

[iuop123]

I've seen someone trying the car crash one, he returned saying it's a joke, then got banned. Lulz, OMG!

[battyboy97]

loved every bit of it

[Chilesk8ter]

fuck off penis face ? HAHAHAHAHAH!

[rbezo]

??????

[PdnSkater]

LULZ! BTW...this comment isnt perfect without and omg...so..OMG!

[Bengali25]

what is this>>??? dont get it

[reeroar]

gay

[moiriv415]

gay

[DragonFableH4x0r]

makes no sense!zomg

[Lordred565]

LMAO! "Now that your ready: Fuck off and die!"

[velony]

I just sent this to a mod after someone in a fan forum I frequent committed Psuedocide. It continues...

[UGKisback]

boring

[larsa11]

Lulz?

[yashanyu1]

lulz

[xlifexsucksxxxx]

lmfao

[SinfuI]

i love the whole "down hill" and "in the old days" thing

LOL. quality video. and i'll stop saying lol now, i'll say Lulz instead.

Lulz. LOL

[mari12rock]

Thats rich. Very good. I know some people who I wish would do that at this very mo.

[dekkt]

lol omg... Ha Ha you're dead The joke is over You were an asshole And now you're gone As your ship is going down I'll stand by and watch you drown Ha Ha you're dead You're gonna be dead Just remember what I said Ha Ha you're dead green day - ha ha you're dead

[Lordred565]

Rofl I love that song.

[BubbleGumMeg]

Lol, funny ending

[DriftingFWWA]

lol funny shit

[BeatboxMasturz]

we need more brits like you in comedy

[GirlyPunkachino18]

lmfao, started off real slow but soon picked up, total brilliance, i can totally relate wit shedloads of peps doin just that in that exact stereotypical way!!

[Russlee1580]

*cough* *cough*...im dying

[EmOxCooKiEs]

LOL FLUFFY

[Muohwhat]

With peanut butter!!!!

[TAKIZAWAYAMASHITA]

LOL DUDE

[ReiClone88]

I came.

[straightupballin3]

im colombianballer on sigil YO ANEYE WATS UP? LOL

[aneye4aneyeow]

im aneye4aneyeows bro, hes dead he gave me his pword in case anything bad "happened"

[aneye4aneyeow]

omg im bout 2 hit a tree

[aneye4aneyeow]

im in my car right now on a laptop, hows it goin ppl?

[monkiebanjo3]

hahahlmao omfg its so funny.

mr.shit,meet mr.fan

[LiamMcDug]

LAMO LAMO LAMO FKIN GDGD LIKE HAHA

[realitycube]

haha very nice

[xXBeautifulDeathXx]

LMAO ROFL!!

[cheeseclo]

lmfao

[MorbidusMortis]

Haha actually whats better is to have someone else fake your death for you... without you even knowing... thats what happened to me... and i almost got slapped by every girl at school cuz they were "so worried" =) this is a evil power... abuse the shit outta it

[juki320]

I DID 8 4 DA LULS! OMG STFU ITS TRUE! lulz n00b! lmao BRAVO! PURE GENIUS. now... ima kill my self, lulz!

[geminiiiii]

i paused lol

[skybluerenneh]

This is hilarious. =) OMG Nice work.

[FrotoTBagins]

LULZ - I paused it too :)

[grigiazzurame]

Perfect, just spot on. I lol'd.  XD

[sevv88]

Haha, there's so much truth in this..! xD "lulz" :'D

[centercounter]

Sick... but pretty bloody funmy.

[MFX20XX]

I cried when i thought one of my best friends died on myspace in a car crash, and everyone he knew just went downhill... soo... yeah it was like seeing a ghost when i saw him working at Dairy Queen... be careful

[ermineermine]

Your 'best friend' is someone whom you know, and communicate with, mainly through the internet?

[skaterdownabortabort]

THIS IS SOOO POINTLESS

[BryyMillerson]

I still have Asperger's, and I still fucking cracked up at that part.

[butttalkdotcom]

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[lunacherubim]

Tee hee.

I admit it..I paused it. So what.

[thomaz1107]

omg i tink imma die, lulz

[CRUELLLLLL]

sux

[RXnheseltine]

what a waste of time

[Weedman6665]

OMG IM GOING TO DIE!

Meathod: watching this video

P.S. IM hot

I did it for the lulz?

[Weedman6665]

OMG IM GOING TO DIE!

Meathod: watching this video

P.S. IM hot

I did it for the lulz?

[crunchielady]

i like how ur voice is so calm and serious .. while keeping the irony. marry me.

[morelost619]

lmfao

[cuddleswolf]

Hmmmm... the way I get attention online is by talking about my enlistment... OMG LULZ I DID IT AGAIN.

[zerolohland]

LOL i got a secret kudos from Luke!!!!!

i'm so special! and if you know what i'm talking about you are too!!!

jeese i'm so worried though, tomorrow i go to the clinic, the doctor told me i'm in a medically challenging position over the phone.

DEAD!

-hero

[SonjaElen]

That's pure genius sociologically accurate comedy!

[xuphoria]

assburgers???????would any1 like to elebrate on wat dat means lul!!!! ffs lulzlulz

[parkerrt]

Aspergers is a type of autism, basically it makes you lack social skills all together.

[xuphoria]

o i c ty m8

[xuphoria]

lulz!!! i like that word lulz lulz ffs noobs stfu wit yo ret4rd t4lks lulz!!! ffs omg lulz lmao

[prettyinpunk666]

I lol'd

[t3hrunt]

Thank you, sir. this made my day. I'll be sure to have some emo attentionwhore's crying over my internet corpse in no time.

[AlexOnlyMe]

06:12 You've been told.

KTC

[moshinggoth]

lmao fuck off and die. thanks for that im gonna try that now :P

[SoullessVirus]

Zzzzz... u r boring bitch!!!!. [he probably, after make dis muthafucka shit, kill himself, yay!].

[1337pede]

1x1=1 not 2

[lukelewisDOTnet]

Thanks, Captain Obvious!

[Nordylush]

This applies perfectly to a person that has been reincarnated as her own sister.

[jaybw1987]

shit, go fukin kill urself for real. GEEK!

[CrazyWallnussDaddy]

:o) funney

[bahamut256]

Fucking Epic. This is worth a whole bag of internets.

[madron19]

toast is good

[cbrtion]

i cant believe i waisted over 6 mins watching this

[PorscheGTIII]

Hienstein's Second Law of the Internet is flawed!

What about webmaster points?

[DemoTheBassist]

THIS VIDEO IS A PIECE OF HAIRY SHIT

[DakotaJimmy]

they all have emo hair.