JALLER SHIRTS

[thechapmaniac4]

Paper Rasberry

[mariokart64nerd]

cool beans

[mariokart64nerd]

silly corqe

[ToaBombae28]

STRAWBERRY FAHITA

[TheBigTimeRushBelieb]

DrawBridge Cantalope!

[Blackwing3557]

we better get you to a doctor before you die of hypothermianesia

[Blackwing3557]

i wonder if my legs taste goood.

[JallarOtaku]

the carpet may be awsome but that doesn't meen my puppy won't eat me

[mikejon40]

It was a penguin

[Megait1]

Ow jaller you bit me in the chin

[18masterthon567]

i cauphed

[18masterthon567]

aww sweet mother of shoes

[snaker52]

OW, THE MOTHER OF THE PERSIANS!!!

[ToaPhosphorusTV]

Drawbridge Cantaloupe

[TheHelljumper22]

hey hewkii

[Strik3fir3]

I tripped...

[Strik3fir3]

There's a stain....

[Ironcross414]

" You're not better than me, I'm just worse than you."

[rrthiel]

pepperface

[TheGoony117]

I wonder if my legs taste good....

[NextGreshX]

"BOTH OF MY ARMS ARE GUNS!" and "I'm not gonna take no for an exlax. (Snore)"

[bioniclelord24]

Being home alone is no excuse for smelling purple kittens named steve

[taeblox876]

"HEY! GET OUT OF HERE!! LEARN TO TALK AND YOU CAN BE IN AN INFORMATIONAL VIDJO!!!(VIDEO)"

[taeblox876]

"MONKEY"

[taeblox876]

"YOU KNOW, I WAS TELLING COOKIE EARLIER, THAT CATALACK, WAS SO BIG,I COULD HAVE FIT 40 OF MY MOTERS(MOTHERS) IN THERE."

[gelboyc]

PHYSICAL CONTACT

[jackspic3]

I WONDER IF MY LEGS TASTE GOOD?

[iProjectBmx]

STAND ASIDE TOOTSIE POPS

[andrewdude001]

WHERE ARE MY SOCKS!?

[andrewdude001]

RUN LIKE THE WIND PEPPER FACE! Or, BIO-LOGY

[SonicJrandSarah]

Both of my Arms Are Guns.

[karda009]

Really! Tell me science!

[karda009]

BUT GUYS! Now my legs broken

[karda009]

HE'S ALL SPINNY!

[karda009]

Throw a quaffle at his head

[294sonic]

"Hi Hewkii!" "No." "Oh...ok"

[FahrenheitFan97]

STRAWBERRY FAJITA!!!!

[RyanBobertson]

BUTTHORN. or. I can speak dog, woof woof bark

[GBSCondrix123]

Strawberry Fajita

[GBSCondrix123]

Strawberry Fajita

[Macracer202]

STRAWBERRY FAJITA

[uzidagamer]

do "the elephants having a seizure"

[bonzo970]

1: so i was in this graveyard...

2: drawbridge cantelope

3: OH HI THERE CUSTOMER!!!

4:theres nothing i like more than standing in one place! i think i'll go stand in one place in another place.

[TheLeonkennedyfan]

AAHOOHUUAAH! srry i just had a nightmare...

[GreshProject]

Hey! Hookey's the name, epic failens my game!

[carlingofficial]

i didnt know we any peanut booter

[timtenthousand]

I'm gonna save aot of time by pretending that saying is real

[karda009]

You won't think its so stupid when I throw one threw your face.

[Jetstream588]

I Feel A Song Coming On...

[Kurtster600]

GOOD AS NEW!!!!

[vezonproductions]

How bout - IT DINT WORK!

[paperoization]

I tripped.

[Kurtster600]

jaller- HEY AXXON! axxon-no jaller-ok..

[Kurtster600]

hewki- i got hit by a bus and failed

[Kurtster600]

jaller-i got that bag from lococococoochhewki- you got it from locom loncom, alone in your home.. jaller-alone in your home, where did you get that? hewki- im not quite sure

[ObsidianProducts]

I have the best one, from the first episode :D

TINGLY TINGLY TINGLY TINGLY

[ratlover523]

boy oh boy kitty-cats are CARNIVOROUS!

[chelseaghostblood]

don't care how i spell it right now: "what's draw bridge cantalope?"

[ANGRYCLAM5]

Make a T-Shirt that says:

I went to the gym and got lots of abs!

[bioshaftshard]

So your telling me that you tripped flew up to the cieling wrapped your self in twine and taped your self there. i tripped

[MegaBumbleprime]

hey hewki  oh fine never mind

[gundamfan101t]

retard angel!!!



[yoodledoodle14]

TINGLY TINGLY TINGLY HAHAAHAAAAHHAAA!

[ignikiX]

If I punch in the face, will you love me?

[MSBeyblade68]

BOTH OF MY ARMS R GUNS!

U MAD?

[bioniclelord24]

my cheese smells like cats

[BioHeroFactory252525]

Get outa my face boy.

[BioHeroFactory252525]

I get hit by bus and fail

[bakuganrule45]

BOTH OF MY ARMS ARE GUNS

[Robo6745]

"CINNAMON" :3

[DragonRider428]

"I just had a dinosaur moment"

[DragonRider428]

THOSE ARE EPIC!!! if I had money I'd SO buy one! or ten...

for quotes, how 'bout:

"hmm, figure of speech..."

"painful noise"

"It is water that is hard"

"Or you could just do that"

that one dialog between Axxon and Jaller that i can't remember... the end being "make me a salad" "yes sir"

[makutanuva325]

don't ask me questions where I have to sink (think)

[makutanuva325]

Chingley Chingley Chingley Chingley Chingley Chingley

[gum580]

batman



[licoriceman1]

how about, the carpet is awesome but that doesn't mean my puppy won't eat me



[bufflaoe]

GROW FASTER YOU STUPID TREE

[flippymaster02]

eat some turkey

[karda009]

Alone in Your home.

[karda009]

Turn yourself to the dark side. I will give you, a dorito.

[karda009]

SupermanSupermanSupermanSuperm­anSupermanSupermanSuperman

[TheOnlyRecgameboy]

GET THAT STRING OFF YOUR BODY BOY!!!!!

[legogems1]

jaller-where are my socks axon

axon- we dont wear socks

jaller-WHERE ARE MY SOCKS

[ultimatelegomaster1]

Or maybe

Hewkii- Jaller, why is the toilet gone?

Jaller- I was hungry.

[ultimatelegomaster1]

Axxon- Take that you stupid-

Hoo- couch?

[YourFaceWillDie468]

It's been a month since hbah427 posted an actual Jaller video; this next one probably will be epic. Hopefully it'll be far better than Axon Gets Kidnapped.

[GBSCondrix123]

i want a shirt that's red and says BOTH OF MY ARMS ARE GUNS!!!!!!!

[MyDropShipHasCrashed]

Wild Kyle Appeared!

[karda009]

I believe I can fly! oOWwWww

[karda009]

(front) I'm having a good day. (back) I'm having a bad day.

[karda009]

Back to what you were saying about the chocolate briefcase?

[karda009]

Have you ever kissed a mandarin orange

[zironic17]

Buy shirts.

[zironic17]

Shirts are now available to buy with money. Dazzle and confuse your friends with Jaller inside jokes the link to the shirt shop is in the description below. If you can think of other lines from Jaller videos that would make good shirts, post them in the comments. Thanks and buy shirts. Tell your parents it's good for the respiratory system, I don't care. Just do it, or else. Just kidding. But really, you should get a shirt. Thanks, new videos coming soon.

[karda009]

Doc Ter Williams

[karda009]

If I sit in a corner and punched myself, will you lov me?

[karda009]

What is a huckleberry?

[karda009]

And I didn't even get to tell him about the cornflakes.

[whoopin96]

the black piraka being ignored

[MyDropShipHasCrashed]

I have a feeling I'm being watched.

[BSNUKE]

his name is hu!

[BSNUKE]

drawbridge cantaloupe.

[BSNUKE]

ha ha you said his.

[ozmcse]

"ride like the wind, pepperface!"

[thunderrock6000]

Hey kid I will pay you a million $ if you go kill your self

[MasterChiefsBuddie]

you should make a tshirt with the thing about afterward success like from jaller discovers gravity

[tacodude1231]

Special Note: A travel advisory is a very stupid way to deal with Swine Flu.

[tacodude1231]

I have been standing here for the past two seconds, what do want?

[tacodude1231]

Spark-plugs hurt your face!

[tacodude1231]

I gotta tell you, it was a bathroom in there!

[tacodude1231]

"I am literally offended by how stupid you are."

[Bioniclefannumber1]

Something like: "Lightsaber eye surgery?" "Aaaaahhhhhhhhhh!"

[Bioniclefannumber1]

Lococococooch

[UltraRocker28X]

and

"fa-fa-face-fa  F-A-C-E to the palm"

[UltraRocker28X]

how about:

well now were gonna explore the... oh look gambling let's gamble

[RubberSoulRevolver91]

How about a shirt that has a picture of an ice cube on it and below is a dictionary definition saying "Ice Cube (Noun) it is water that is hard."

[Roodaka475]

Here's one; you coughed, therefore you have swine flu.

[MegaBumbleprime]

frolik

[7mr7random7]

THERE'S A SALE ON ALL SHIRTS THAT ENDS THURSDAY, GET YOUR JALLER SHIRTS AT DISCOUNT PRICE WHILE YOU CAN!

[Robo6745]

@7mr7random7 ARE YOU SERIOUS >:O

[RyanBobertson]

when hewkii says "i am not a cookie"

[paperoization]

Oooh, outside, I love outsidem let's go! *BAANG*

[EdwardKeller04]

I Got Hit By A Bus And Fell

[davey6491]

I know what it will say: IN THE NAME OF ZABOOMAFOO'S UNCLE PLEASE BE...

[GBSCondrix123]

i wanna go around and yell at people saying BOTH OF MY ARMS ARE GUN'S!!!!

[HinataElyonToph]

"I need to go check the oven and...see if the weather..died..."

[JakandCrash]

You're not better than me I'm just worse than you!

[ToaEverox]

here is one! "I Tripped" from Jaller Awakens

[Jedibigfoot]

Axxon: what have I just let happen...(from Jaller drinks coffee)

[Jedibigfoot]

Nationwide is on your si.. HEY HEY HEY I DON'T WANNA BE APART OF NO CUT AWAY!!!!

[Jedibigfoot]

HA HA HA he said his...

[Jedibigfoot]

almost anything from "Jaller Plays with Black Piraka"

like FRALLIK!!!

[Jedibigfoot]

dinner.. (picture of giraffe face

[bufflaoe]

And that's how my butt got pregnant

[thetrentfamily]

"Get your hand outta my face, boy!"

[BionicleMaster135]

"i love walking on the ceiling to bad its not possible."

[noblespartan99]

"Grow faster you stupid tree! I wanna see some movement!"

[Raptorman0205]

hoo are you?

i am hoo.

i don't know, so hoo are you??

i said, i am hoo!!

so on, so forth.

[BiomationProductions]

We'll see about that tasty child!

[ozmcse]

"No, jaller, i would not sugesst you drink that coffee."

"That says drawbridge cantaloupe."

"No, that says starbucks coffee."

"Oh yeah, you don't speak spanish."

[pmat94]

Ambidextrous "I have f####*** guns for arms"

[vader97100]

"It wasn't any ping-pong ball Jaller, it was a bomb!"-Axon

[vader97100]

"You ate my brother! I'm calling the police!" Kid from Jaller Babysits

[vader97100]

"I better be loved" -black piraka

[SSXTrickyFan1]

"once the pumpkin's been set in the puppy litter, then no carpet can violin that basket."

[SSXTrickyFan1]

I will try but i will probably get hit by bus and fail...

[cozcon2000]

ooh put a picture of jaller and above it put "batman!"

[TheLegoman7777]

tingali tingali tingali

[domoniche1]

I just went the bathroom on my self

[domoniche1]

And get some peanut buettur

[domoniche1]

Who's that !

thats whoo!

How am I supposed to know axon!

thats whoo!

How am I supposed to know axon!

thats whoo!

How am I supposed to know!!!!!!!!!!

Huh his name is whoo

[domoniche1]

Jaller: And that's the story of how my but got pregnant

Hewkii: you got me up to the part with the mosquitoes and then I was lost

[Starwarspoptart]

maybe you didn't notice but BOTH OF MY ARMS ARE GUNS

[Harrison7266]

fa. the face. the f-a-c-e face face face. to the palm...

[TheMrFiredragonheart]

Kyle words

[yoodledoodle14]

We should go and burn all of coffee.

[mysushi2]

jaller: axonn were are my socks? axon: u dont were socks- jaller: WERE ARE MY SOCKS?!

[tacodude1231]

Draw Bridge Cantaloupe

[BioniKyle]

This...this is genious! I want a Jaller shirt! :D

[Becca4cats]

heli-copter heli-copter

[megadanzilla]

"GET THAT STRING OFF YOUR BODY, BOY!!!!"

[kean4duelist]

due y r u wearing a shirt that says both my arms are guns? well i would tell you but BOTH MY ARMS ARE GUNS!!!

[LastLegoStudios]

THE ELEPHANTS HAVING A SEZIURE song

[RAOliverDude]

GET YO HAND OUTTA MAH FACE BOY!

[RAOliverDude]

HAHA HE'S ALL SPINNY!

[mrkiddguy]

your not better than me im just worse then you!

grow faster tree... i wanna see some movement

[RAOliverDude]

"Drawbridge Cantaloupe"

[firemast6]

kyle noises

[RAOliverDude]

@kingsidorak Jaller, and all lego characters in the Jaller series STILL belong to lego. If they were to sell the shirts with the lego characters on them, and make money from them, they would be stealing lego's characters, and lego could, in turn, sue. I don't think anybody wants that.