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  • hey indian bastered u confuse ppl. try to face reality..in 1947 we have only one manufacturing unit and u had more thn 50 its history...and true....nw we have best atomic power and misaels and fighter pln and comandos and other intelligence..confuse indian..u live in bollywoood fanatsy...nach gana kero and so jao...and send ur actresses to pakistani generals and politicions its true and everybody knws.....sharam nahi aty....beghert indian....

  • JALO , JALO AUR JALO.

  • Capital suggestion

    By Dr Farrukh Saleem

    12/9/2007

    Here's what is happening in India :

    The two Ambani brothers can buy 100 percent of every company listed on the

    Karachi Stock Exchange (KSE) and would still be left with $30 billion to

    spare. The four richest Indians can buy up all goods and services produced

    over a year by 169 million Pakistanis and still be left with $60 billion to

    spare. The four richest Indians are now richer than the forty richest

    Chinese.

  • It was you sweet heart who wanted to eat me dick, but Allah shuker is still big for you.

  • Oye Nik harami still after dicks, cant you fucking hindOOOOz get women to fuck so you dont end resolving to dicks??? Shame on you puff, I told you I will do you REAL HARD just let me get on with you babe I will show you how big my dick is? Your cow mata is vegetarian, only nibbles on protein but you HUNGERY cunt sometimes bite.

  • zaid hamid is a very great and true man. aur hamaisha jo kaha he wohi hwa he. mumbai terrorism ka bhi kaha tha ke wo inside job thi, bilkul sahi kaha tha, sirf aik admi ager pakistani prove ho gia jis ka pakistani hakumat ke pass record hi nahi he ye sabit nahi hota ke wo pakistanio nay karwaya he.

    india nay mumbai terrorism khud karwaya tha takay pakistan ko badnam kia ja sakay.

    per indians apnay maqsad main kabhi bhi kamyab nahi ho sakengay Inshahallah.

    Long live Pakistan.

    down with india.

  • nilo723, boy you are tough, already broke

    many jaws, you have strong points, some of Indians come from very dirty background.

    clearview007, why should you imagine

    the whole world is like India, girl killers

    in the womb !! You Indians have a

    civilization which kills humanity. !!

  • hulk

    indians ki aids ki maari gaandon ka ilaj "zaid hamid " brand ki spirit ha

  • She says 'Clair' ...not 'Clear'.. lmao

  • Come on!!! and be honest to yourself go around and check how many ganduians are pretending to be Pakistanis!!!!

    Ghanduians are not only ashamed of being ghanduians but also pretend to be Muslims!!! on so many sites...LOL!!!

  • Now we have Kutta (what a sad name) who says he is Indian. There is a trend here. LOL.

  • I admire him , he really knows how to make someone laugh.

  • niksaturn... i have still yet to meet a successful indian muslim who has not licked the ass of the ruling elite indian class to get an illusion of success (read joke)....or is ur case an example of it

  • Manak, if you have not met any successful self-made Indian Muslim, its your problem. You will not find any successful Indian Muslims in the Paki madrassas where you study, so what can I do about that? Its your problem that you are ignorant.

  • nice pakistani girl...damnnnnnn

  • Well Zaid jee......How about Lal Qila??

    Waisayy u once pissed My Indias Army by sending 4 Soldiers..oo my god... only 4 soldierss...and they kept engaged all Our Lal Qila Army for 2 hourss and Even killed 5 of our Sangtreeess.....

  • 1 thing i luv about this video is the hat that this guy Zaid hamid jee is wearing !!

    Man I wish this guy could visit My India and I would arrange his lecture in the premises of Taj Mahal

  • I am proud to be a pakistani at least I am not one of the minorities suffering a fate worst than death, in India.

    Our president attacked a mosque and we toppled his regime, The Indian burnt the living effigies of the muslims in Kashmir, quatered and killed people in gujrat , destroyed the babri mosque, attacked the Golden temple, attacked and killed christians burnt a church in CP and no one batted an eye lash.

    Thank God I dont live in that pathetic excuse of a democracy

  • Zaid Hamid.... I am an indian ..but ur outlook for truth and ur Courage to call the spade a spade has made me a fan of yours.

    Best of Luck ...Forgive my indian Brothers who are abusing you...Infact they know nothing about New world Order ..They dont know that Amrica and Israel Jews are sincere to no1 ...their bigger agenda includes War in India And China...May The Zions Jews be Crushed...

    Luv India ..Luv Humanity ..Luv truth

  • Holy shit, now we have another Paki named BushMusharraf who has started calling himself Indian, proving my point. If anyone wants to move to India because of the current state of Pakistan, Ms. Nilo should get the first preference because I think she has the potential to be a sensible person. And she also understands what expectations the progressive, successful Indian Muslims have from Pakistani immigrants who dont understand how to be peaceful.

  • OOO!!

    What a discovery u made !! I am impressed.  Why dont u join Moosad ?

    becasue i am sure that Raw only hires capable ppl .

    Over to Paki thing. Bro since when did u start taking final identities of ppl based on their profile. Dont u know u tube gives an option to choose what ever Area or Place u like for ur Profile.

    Ooh !! I dont blame u honey ..I just Blame ur IQ. Now u keep takin me as a Paki... cause who caresss...hahaha...

    Atleast they dont burn Sikhs and Muslims at Pak.

  • BushMusharraf, ha ha. Looks like you chose to be from Pakistan just by accident. Oops!!!. Maybe the mouse just moved as you were filling up your profile. And maybe even when you say your are from India, it might be accidental and you dont expect people to take your word. You might really be from Indonesia. LOL. You morons dont even know how to make up a story without making a fool of yourself. Its so easy to identify a Paki. Hahahaha. I dont know about "Achoot" , but at least you are "A Choot"

  • For people who are wondering if Zaid is married I have to tell you that he used to be married a few years back. His wife one day cooked food which unfortunately was a little raw. Immediately Zaid, being a conspiracy theorist accused his wife of being a RAW agent and told her to leave. He then went on TV and told Pakis how India is trying to destroy them by having their wives feed them uncooked food. After that a lot of Zaid's dumb supporters have started suspecting their own wives.

  • zaid hamid is the man who will fuk all indians...!! hehe india is anassholes :) pee drinkers..!!

  • Dogs n Indians are not allowed to comment here, however they may bark if they like cz no one can stop them by doing so, cz after all its their nature.

    so all the best for both of u :-)

  • i wonder, why indians are roaming around this interview? it has nothing to do with them at all...

    i guess they are full of frustration and cant leave us alone.. poor them!!

    my message to all of you indian ppl. dont waste ur time here, watch some vidoes of "SLUMDOG MILLIONARE" instead..

  • Slumdog is not a funny movie. We are in mood for some comedy. And no one can beat Zaid Hamid in making us laugh. LOL.

  • totally agree with u they keep on coming regularly to watch zaid programmes they should surely go and watch slumdog to see the reality of incredible india

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  • funny?? but i guess u are the people who drink cow piss and lick monkey ass..

    and dont forget the snake blowjob!

    and believe me, living in India, i've seen it all..

  • hey nice chick

  • no where close to ur mom..

  • I dont understand how come so many hindus are watching Zaid Hamid's videos..i mean the way he runs over them, they should be pulling out their hair!!

  • nilo723 - hindus watch it coz zaid gay hamid is the most funny guy on the earth. we cant stop laughing listening to him. hehe. type in zaid hamid laughter challenge and you will see very true video of zaid hamid in action. rofl lmao.

  • Yes, I second that. But I am very afraid that Zaid will soon start charging money for his comedy. In that case, I will have to go back to watching other free comedy shows.

  • u guys are sick..i mean the way he insults you all the time, u should have some dignity and run away from him...

    but as history tells us, u have a habit of licking feet of Muslims!

    Do come back, and keep watching!!

  • So right... indians r so be sharam..they keep coming for more....lol.

  • its a simple tying error....but u did the same thing again ...u still dont know how to argue using respectfull language...i hope u learn one day..

  • the gay bhindian fucktards watch ZH b/c secretly...they admire him and his boldness..just like abu jahal and his buddies used to admire the Prophet Muhammad (Peace Be Upon Him)

  • Infobulb you are actually comparing Zaid (HAHA) with the prophet (PBUH).? So blasphemous. Taliban police are probably waiting outside your home to subject your ass to a few lashes. LOL.

  • u just cant use desent words even for criticism___learn some manners

  • jdabab - you stupid pakistani fuck. learn how to spell "desent" first and then write it down here. go fuck your cousin you filthy pakistani.

  • I think Zaid Hamid should come into a discussion with someone as outspoken as himself. Perhaps Aitazaz Ahsan would be a good foe!

  • Miss Sana does not know if Zaid Hamid gets to impose his ideology ..... she will be cladden in a burqa and thrown in some corner of her home .... and not presenting this programme.... poor lady doesnt know she is making the future of her daughters and sisters hell by promoting people like zaid hamid

  • So... what type of a system do you want?

  • so following islam is hell to you. hmmmm

  • i think taking things in absolute terms is the biggest mistake for me nothing is absolute .... you cannot implemet tenets of 5000 years.... today .... like in every aspect of life there should be dynamicm in religion ...... thats only way religions can add value to social life otherwise people like hamid will take us back ...5000 years go , i dont know if you have seen his analysis of different issues ...... he sounds as if he and his clan are the only good people around and everything is false.

  • well we muslims try our best not to be effected by the femenist movement.....burqa is a part of islam u r nobody to tell us what to do.....go live in ur bollywood dream world or something ,where women r exploited like toys & u say u r modern han.... zaid hamid is here to stay and u can do nothing about it...

  • i guess u r a non-muslim..

    Nowhere does Islam prohibit any woman from hosting a show or anything..and burqa is not the only form of hijab..hijab in iran is different, in palestine its different, and in malaysia its different..

  • Women are welcome to host TV shows in Pakistan. Only after they leave the studio after the recording, they are beaten by Taliban. LOL.

  • just like the Ram Sena does to teenage girls rite?? and like Bajrang Dal does to nuns??

    now that calls for a lol!!!!

  • Nilo, yes its funny Pakis have a lot of double standards. They signed peace deal with the Taliban who were burning their girl schools. Also, Indians don't complain when Pakis watch Bollywood comedy movies, do we? So why cant we watch your comedy shows on youtube. Also, I understand its kind of embarrassing to be a Paki these days. Thats why many people like you want to call themselves Indians. You are not the first one I have come across, so LOL.

  • u fool..i am an Indian..living in New Delhi, Lajpat Nagar..

    but i just can't understand u stupid hindus..i mean what the hell!! dont u have any self-respect??

    if someone is continuously abusing u, common sense tells us that u should move away from him..but u morons keep on watching Zaid Hamid's videos..

    i guess its the inferiority complex u have after being ruled over by us for more than a 1000years..~!

  • Lajpat nagar lol... thats a redlight area

  • yep..i saw ur mom there too

    she takes 1500$ if ur interested in her!

  • lol.. your mother takes $50, you are $50 worth, i wanted her to abort you, but she said she wanted child abuse you.

  • learn some english pig..

  • @nilo723

    "learn some english pig.."

    did you just call me pig !!! what's wrong with you, I am not your father.

  • is that ur sense of humor?? Lame..

    but thats expected of u, after all u are the people who drink cow piss and lick monkey ass..

    and dont forget the snake blowjob!!

  • Sister Nilo, you to ease down on using the standard cliched dirty language (which every Paki keeps repeating like a broken record) if you want to marry a decent Indian Muslim man, since they are very progressive and tolerant in nature. Also if you are getting too horny, just wait for some time.....you will soon get married and you can do whatever you want after that.

  • niksaturn .....KUTTI KI ULAD HARAMI NICK CHOT TARI MAA KO MAA CHODU. COME AND SEE ME AND I WILL SHOW YOU HOW MUSH INDICKS MUSLIMS ARE PROGRASIVE. I WILL HAVE THEM LINED UP ONLY AND JUST TO FUCK YOU AND YOUR HARAMZADI MOMA BITCH. KOOTY I KNOW YOUR HOLE IS HOT RIGHT NOW COME GANDU WE GOT ALL THE PAKS AND INDICKS MUSLIMS TO FUCK YOU INSIDE OUT. RAT EATER, PISS DRINKER LET US FUCK YA HOT HOLE IN YA PANTI?

  • CowAteYourDick, looks like you still could not find the cow who ate your dick. Keep looking, Retard-e-Pakistan. Hahahaha.

  • nilo sorry tee people pay other way aroung cuz they r so ugly. 927 women per 1000 males. pretty soon we will fing only gays in india. thts why its called unfortunately gayhind

  • Nilo, if you live in Lajpat Nagar, then I live on planet Saturn because my google name is niksaturn. LOL!!!! Its true Indian Muslims get a lot of respect in the world bcos they belong to a progressive and successful democracy. So if Pakis like you want to call yourself Indian you sure can if that gives you a feeling a security and safety. I know its kind of a taboo to be a Paki these days. So go ahead and call yourself Indian on YouTube as long as you dont physically enter India with bombs. LOL.

  • Nilo, dinosaurs ruled the earth for thousands of years but they are now extinct. Today no one cares about them except that people go to see their bones on display in museums. Your argument that Muslims ruled for 1000 years is of the same type. LOL. Today Pakistan is in such bad shape that Pakis are forced to call themselves Indian just to be accepted in the world. Pretty sad. LOL!!!!

  • dinosaurs becoming extinct..that reminds me of hindus..the fact is, that hindus day by day are declining in practice coz i guess they are fed up of drinking their own piss!!

    hell! even hindu girls prefer converting to Islam and marrying Muslims..i guess even they dont like stinking hindu monkeys..and thats a fact here in India..That why Bajrang Dal and Ram Sena are out to catch hindu women with Muslims and Christians..like dinosaurs, one day u guys will talk about hindus too..!

  • Sister Nilo, I can understand you are living in shame because you a Paki. There are a lot of accomplished Muslim men in India who could be interested in you given that you are educated and also aspiring to be an Indian. You will not even have to convert given that you are already Muslim. Only please dont get your terrorist ideas along with you as Indian Muslims are peaceful, progressive and hate extremists.

  • rightly said about Indian Muslims!

  • Sister Nilo, so we agree. Thats good news. Yes, Indian Muslims are good people and currently they are thanking Allah that they are not part of the failed and anarchic state called Pakistan. Famed Indian journalist MJ Akbar wrote an article about it. Hope your dream to become an Indian will come true one day. I feel happy that Adnan Sami made it, even though he is occupies a lot of public space in Mumbai because of his large size. But thats all right.

  • Adnan Sami may be fat, but after some exercise he has transformed into a very fit person..

    but i guess narendra modi doesn't have any choice..he has to live with that monkey-face all throughout his life..no matter if he travels to pakistan or sends LK Advani there..

  • Sister Nilo you are right. Adnan Sami has now lost weight because he is not getting along with his wife and may be she has now started starving him at home. Yes many fundamentalists in India do have a monkey face, just like fundamentalists in Pakistan look like mountain goats because of their scruffy beards. Bottomline is Indian Muslims live in the world with their head held high, while Paki Muslims have to be be apologetic, make excuses and keep explaining why their country is a failure.

  • Well No worries.... Niksaturn is right ...He is all for truth.. infact we Muslims and Sikhs and christians are either potrayed as Pakistanis or "Achooth"... We are accustomed to this. My India calls itself seculiar..But some 1 take out the time to look what they did to us in Gujrat ......

    Yes My brotheer u are right ... I am not an Indian.....Becasue We uslims In india were nver given the right to be called 1.

  • BushMusharraf, you must be an idiot because your profile still says Pakistan. If you aspire to be Indian or at least pretend to be one, then at least think about changing it. LOL.

  • dont care about Pakis, but u gotta explain to the world a lot pretty soon..coz the naxalites have taken over the southern part of our country, about 40% indian land..the 7 sister eastern states are punching the govt for independence..

    Tamils are ready to break free, khalistan movement is still alive..

  • Ms. Nilo, you sweet little thing. Now you are talking like a Paki. Have you ever read about India at all or all your info is based on Zaid Hamid's videos? Till someone decent Indian Muslim boy marries you, read some reputed international newspapers to get familiar with whats happening in India. Tamils are ready to break free?....Hahahahaha. Maybe Chidambaram the Indian Home Minister is the leader. LOL!!!!! 40% of India ruled by Naxalites? LOL. All this from a Lajpat Nagar resident....LOL!!!!

  • u r a fool to say that..read what Manmohan Singh had to say about naxalites in 2009...they are a much bigger threat to us than even pakistan..their communist movement has influence over 40% of indian land..the LTTE is supported financially mainly by tamils of India..they too would demand an independent state if the LTTE was successful..

    everybody knows about the seven sister states of east india as its always in the news..

    and dont forget the khalistan movement..its still a dream of sikhs..

  • You said Naxalites have taken over 40% of India and Tamils are ready to break free from India. Thats what I am laughing at, sister. And Khalistan movement may be active only in Pakistan, if at all it is alive. Only sore Pakis still seem to remember it. LOL!!! Read, Read, Read. Successful Indian Muslim bachelors hate ignorant girls, even if they make cute comments.

  • niksaturn ..either u are deluded or a complete moron. i so think it's the latter. by hiding all the low intensity insurgencies currently going on in india from the world u think u can get away with it...ur sadly mistaken. ur own country is about to disintegrate very soon. and yes i can say that the khalistan movement is very much alive in us and we will take away our land from u.

  • @niksaturn

    wat the f**k r u doing in pakistani videos.i tried my best to make u understand in my previous comments bt u turned out to be such ignorant n dumbass jus like a typical bhindian.wat else can i tell u now to shut u up.bhindia is a failed state.try to solve ur own problems 1st u moron.

  • Dear Gay Bhai, I told you many times that Indians do not complain when Pakis watch and enjoy Bollywood comedy movies. So when we watch the comedy of Zaid why do you complain? You also sent me personal emails trying to argue with me, but I did not complain but tried to address your concerns, didn't I?

  • Gay Bhai is the third Paki I am seeing on this particular video discussion who says he is from India. Obviously there is a trend of embarrassed Pakis who have started saying they are India. On top of that he is telling other Indians not to watch this video. What wrong with you guys? Cant we all have some decent fun when we watch comedy? Come on, comedy is like music...it has no boundaries.

  • cheap mentality

  • oh thank uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

    khawaja sahab u r darling

  • look how exited miss sana is about zaid hamid...the introduction she did was a little funny....

    zaid bhai u have got some female admirers isnt it....hai oeay.

    jawwad bokhari

    brasstacks member

  • Zaid is married i guess

  • oeay i didnt mean to offend zaid hamid.....the exitement of the host seemed funny to me thats why.....

  • neither did i wanted to offend, :D

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