How to deal with a programmer...

[Traceguy]

Someone kill that bitch! Damn!

[imegatrone]

after i watched this video, my insight is very open because the video is very good to give information when he does not listen to you

[anakmudajaman]

I am very happy to see the vidoe from you, hopefully the others also are happy for You when he does not listen to you

[kelekokerupuk]

Your Video Is Very Useful Sharing when he does not listen to you

[gosucoaching]

Open borders with kitchen or something?! O_o

[NoNiceNamesLeft]

lol bitches be thinking that changing design is easy as opening up paint and moving stuff around...

[10000Monkeys]

This is why you can't find any good coders who want to work at your shitty company.

[Thinqingman]

Send it in an e-mail, or, better still, the bug database you control-obsessed luddite!

[WarehouseAgencyNYC]

And that's how I quit your shit company

[capcaunuu]

This is a WRONG approach to "PROJECT MANAGEMENT". Actually It's employee sabotation. You can't disturb somebody who needs concentration just to send a message. That's what emails are for.

[ovidiub13]

And that's how windows programs are created.

[MarckMabimods]

Real programmer's functions do not have "parameters", they have "arguments". AND THEY ALWAYS WIN THEM.

[earthstick]

When you are in the zone you have to finish what you are doing first.

[killersushi99]

She going to wonder later why her Facebook page is now a meeting site for lesbian women.

[captainhanky]

He is writing a code to kick her ass

[DutchmanDavid]

"So here I am, working on this bug that's been torturing me for the last 3 hours and this bitch from management, Karla, walks up to me and starts ranting about a "Design Change Request" as if she knows what she's talking about and before I can even break my focus, she pulls a fucking AIRHORN on me, holds it next to my ear and nearly honks my head off! Guess who got "accidentally" deleted from the paycheck database list this week?"

[tonybr777]

He needs to make a Bob Widlar Hassler device and put it in his cube.

[JerkDouglas]

I'D PUNCH THAT BITCH. GO BACK TO HR AND STAPLE STUFF.

[tonib000y]

1 of the way to get our attention is to:

Let out a sexy voice and flash ur tits

[Vardrom]

i like how to the video is in English and the words are in some other langweg.

[903harman]

write a sticky note on the paper and place it on the desk.

[itprocmj]

Unsafe behavior.

[ArnoldSchwarznigger]

I would've shoved that horn up her ass.

[TheAngelchev]

@Boeing737Channel + @sakuranzu

I like the creativity flowing here, someone must be passionate =).

However, why you guys leave the ; after your statements?

-.-?

- No Serousness Intended.

[bawenang]

I would seriously butcher the lady if she does that.

[kescores]

short short int Sandwich_Bitch_BrainLevel;

long long int Male_Programmer_BrainLevel;

[guillaume263]

@kescores yessss

[9b8]

@kescores

std::cout<<"Male egotist programmer EQ level: "<<sizeof(char)<<std::endl;

[DamnedRegistration]

@9b8 dude, use the std namespace.

[9b8]

@DamnedRegistration Lol, in a real-world scenario, sure. But for only one line of code, it was cheaper to just fully qualify. I wanted to do a C++11 lambda or a C-style function pointer but YT's comment parser was being bitchy.

[Boeing737Channel]

string lady;

string man;

if(lady.(bothering, man))

{

 cout << "STFU!" <<endl

}

[sakuranzu]

@Boeing737Channel

Perhaps you should have explicitly referenced a UDT instead of string, which I do not believe has a function "bothering" :P

Is that a special syntax btw? lady.(bothering, man) like bothering is the function and man is a parameter? Or did you neglect to put a proper function name in the format lady.isBothering(man)?

The first part was a lame attempt at humor but the second is an actual question...

[Boeing737Channel]

@sakuranzu I love reading comment like yours, they make my day. Anyways, didn't mean for it to be funny, or correct; I meant it to show a point. And, I am new to C++. So, don't correct me for an improper data type.

[Senoska]

@Boeing737Channel Because thats how you learn, letting your ego block out criticism. Idiot.

[antiHUMANDesigns]

Don't fucking disturb the programmer. If he's not listening, try later.

[ladan208]

*Hint*: Did you know you can kill people with a horn sound?

[urMamaMuthaSukka]

Oh man, he was four layers deep and you kicked!

[mjglopez]

Pour acid on her!

[ZeroDominance]

And that's how companies lose dozens of man-hours of productivity each month.

[kapification]

she threw exception at him

he didn't catch in time...

[pbalencar]

Go to Hell bitch! He's trying to think.

[DigitalSystematic]

DUDE HE'S WIRED IN!

[randomovertone]

Slap her.......Please

[gzeuskraiste]

Email > dead trees, for multiple reasons demonstrated in this clip.

Also, one might want to be careful which programmers one uses that airhorn in the vicinity of (not necessarily the one whose ear it is used next to, either) unless one would enjoy surgical removal of the airhorn from a bodily orifice chosen by the programmer.

[bcut]

f-ckin useless producers lol.its all about the engineers and artist

[iforce2d]

wha...? if she was just gonna hand him something... put it on the desk and get lost

[Destroyer19941995]

I would so go there an get 1 meter long prick and pump it into the ass of that fat chicken bitch.

[twobsquar3]

@TheEradicator13 roll*

[commandersprocket]

A design change that comes after the release or sprint starts should go through a change management request and the programmer should be re-estimating the time it will take them to get the work done, if they're treated like that, without time to concentrate, it might take forever. The PM for this project is going to miss the deadline and the stakeholders are going to be left holding excuses.

[HomeITServices]

I would include a special Easter egg dedicated to her.



[FragBase]

wemon think they deserve all the attention in the world, sit her bitch ass down and explain to her the tough it takes to put togther a working statment in c++.

[AndreisEntaro]

Best way to deal with a programmer: supply them with caffeine and leave them alone for hours at a time.

If you want shit code, keep interrupting them every ten minutes.

[Acidz01]

really cool. but its annoying .... and in the long run your programmers would resign

[RedofYellow]

I just tell them to leave or ill hack them. Of course I have no idea how to, they just think I do.

[MirokuSangoRule]

You see how anxious she was to get back to her kitchen towards the end?

[ccricers]

That's a sure way to decrease productivity at the office. It takes 20 minutes to get fully immersed in your work again. Just keep honking at everyone and you'll cost your company 500 man-hours a month for your obnoxiousness.

[nictf01]

and this is how a bug is created

[gfimadcat]

@nictf01 actually that's how workplace killings happen, but ok...

[CreditCardRepayment]

Amazing trick to deal with a programmer. A programmer are really good at the computer and have more focus on their work.

[goku5996]

Scared the crap out of me...

[MomoTheBellyDancer]

I would have rolled up that bunch of paper and performed something VERY creative on that bitch with it.

[YouDucks32]

The same thing... xD

[CrazyAna1983]

I will surely try this method! XD or something else. :p

[chafeboy]

lolz

[HGFreak300]

poor programmer , i feel bad for him :(

[dannystaple1]

I'd fire her in an instant. If he is 'in the zone' this is the most productive time that an employee ca give to a company, meanwhile she is just messing about trying to make her role look important.

[MrGRINGO101]

i would punch that bitch in the face is she did that to me......

[Xaio30]

A real programmer would not jump, he would calmly turn around, take the horn, and reprogram it to make sandwiches. Something she should've done instead of acting like an asshole to one of the smarter employees of the company.

[DeadCatX2]

@Xaio30 sudo make me a sandwich

[Ipzael]

@Xaio30 hahahaahaha yes u're right

[andygmofo]

@Xaio30 LMFAO

[carlsberg24]

This is a good scenario... an even better one would be where "management" could comprehend what it is they want and not have to do a 180 degree turn every couple of hours because they are completely clueless as to what is going on. A mediocre programmer could be a project manager any time of the day, but a top level project manager would struggle to fill the shoes of an average programmer. Let me know when you figure out the interdependency...

[NightWatchI3]

Bitch...



[mohymaw]

geek

[Sursari]

Interrupting is genetic illness of all women...

[fugitivodoinferno]

Do that to me and I'll give you one way trip to hell...

Just because you don't use your brain doesnt mean everyone is the same

[ssflip]

gotta love the m model ! sexy sound and feeling

[synclicious]

i wanna hit her heads

[BiosCmd]

That Woman..... UGH...... She Doesn't Understand ....

All COmputer programmers should know, once you get into your current Task at hand you DO NOT want to be bothered; If that were we.. I would Slap her so hard!

*Respect The Code*

[tsolorio3001]

I'm a female programmer which means I would turn around and smack her then rip every hair out of her head and dare her to do that again!

[Xaio30]

@tsolorio3001 Mad respect.

[JBnotthescotch]

That happens when women turn ugly and fat, they compensate with meanness.

[selfReferencinDox]

That's really fucked up. That guy's in the middle of working and some stupid bitch comes and blows an air horn behind his head. I would get pissed off at someone who did something like that to me.

[xxxffs]

Wow....I'd kick her in the face O_o

[Fullmetal132]

That's happened to me before.

[intensechap]

Design change request...i wonder how often that pisses computer programmers off

[mindprism]

Retitle it : "What happens when busybodies with 3 second attention spans interface with far superior beings"

He should cut her in half with his lazer-like concentration and do the world a favor.

[nitai86]

@mindprism

I lolled so hard xD

[Leinsterbaby]

Id fucking kill her!!!!

[x13nn]

Funny way for commiting suicide.

[321Carl2000]

If you ever do that to me... let's just say people will wonder why a city disappeared XD

[imorriso1]

Hilarious, and also an excellent way to lose one or both arms.

[gilesbowkett]

I would kill somebody if they did that to me. I wish I was kidding.

[peymanzeh]

cool! Btw that works on surgeons too when they are working!

[CPPTutorialsCPP]

The most fucked up thing to do to a programmer is to change a major feature at the last minute that requires major rewrite of the code.

[mmunera]

That is so mean! Imagine if you are a pilot and you are working and then the fly attender comes and ..... Almost the same situation if that guys was coding a medical device he?

[harrisbinkhurram]

@wuheli I was thinking about the same thing

[penihop]

programming requires most of the possible concentration if you are working on something big. i'd stab the bitch with something :D

[extronus]

Reason to kill

[wuhlei]

boobies would of been more productive.

[Yozaro]

It's rather annoying when you're programming something and maybe just figured out how to fix a bug or something, and then somebody comes and interrupts...

[thetrolone]

holy shit i just threw my wad that was soooo funy

[ravisrocks]

lol

[soryy708]

Lol that happens to me too!

[GuyverXT9]

I'd rip that bitch a new one.

[CodeCriminal]

Mother fucker! that would be so irritating

[mas4udotcom]

hahahaah that is indeed funny lol....

[murph1329]

Programming at times can require a lot of thought so Id probably bitch slap that bitch for getting me out of the zone.

[thanatos454]

@murph1329 agreed... It can take a lot to get back into the zone..

[KillaHaakon]

@murph1329 Yeah this.

It takes 15-30 minutes to start getting creative, and whenever you're interrupting me, I lose 15 minutes of creativity.

[ccricers]

@murph1329 It costs the company money, too, for slowing down productivity.

[Kingler91]

@murph1329 if i smoke a J i can write some serious object oriented systems. You should try it.

[temporaldisplacement]

@Kingler91 fail.

[sgkilla89]

@murph1329 lmao

[dimo0dimo]

lol

[sarmenhb]

omg jesus that was funy

[cyzarcoe]

if i was that guy. shes already dead....

[bludklok]

Lol he was like "What the fuck?!?!"

[holypanl]

fucking wench whore. I'd have slapped her fat jiggly ass right there.

[KuldeepCG]

lmfao

a flawlessly executed sentence

[ShaunyBizzle]

hahaha xD

[jussum1777]

lol

[acidrain55]

hhahaha!