E-Begging for Dummies

[TheDarkHadoken]

cyberbeggars. com / profiles /100132

check this out. wow.

XD

[sacrisesma]

Fucking whore.

[borisisthemusic]

nerd amazing atheist?!

[norsknerd]

wtf is e-begging?

[orororo91]

for all those guys who are watching this video for boobs: 0:48

[ksaThRaaX]

lol am guessing all of the people watched the video with librarian didn't need to search for what they were looking for , they found it alright xD

[viss3n]

most of all the views come to that girl :P so as me

[Mangina9000]

Lisa Nova is in love with her tits.

[whoshify]

lisa slut

[MisterClean121]

why don't they have women like that at my local library?

[circusboy90210]

less book more librarian. her sister, mom, and cousins.

[xXmoraleXx]

i loled when it said how to make up a dead sibling.

[aaachannel]

A reference for the REST OF US! xD

[Ozzy0sbourne]

Lmfao.

[doctornoise]

haha, thanks for sharing this with me.

[gamerleaf326]

E-Beggers are nothing but losers that can't go to work for themsleves..

[milowent]

i miss johncocktoston.

[clokverkorange]

Wow this is the book I've been looking for - I've ALWAYS wanted to eBeg, but I've always lacked the focus and talent needed to really get ahead.

With your book, however, my eBegging has reach Tom Cruise-level critical mass. I can't spend the eDonations fast enough! Thanks so much!

[maninwhitedress]

ha ha. I thought this was for real for a second.

[HiyoriTamura92]

yeah Katrina definately read that bo--- holy shit they've finally moved the audio preview button!!

[kenpo9599]

ebegging i think is ok ...if it's for real... but scamming

[christinacash]

ha ha that was funny.

[BendikBS]

HOLY SHIT! The guy in 1:26 - 1:42 sounds and looks like the missing YouTuber WebPundit! He even has the same glasses!

[SayNoToIslamofascism]

No, sounds similar, but i'm quite certain thats not Webpundit. We live in hope, that oneday he will return!

[SchwarzundWeis]

does anybody know what happened to webpundit?

is it possible to write to youtube and ask?

[SayNoToIslamofascism]

I used to regually chat to him on here, then oneday he just went. So I don't really know. I know hes in Switzerland working as a teacher, so maybe work got ontop of him? Maybe he got fed up with YouTube censoring people? We may never know unless he comes back.

YouTube won't tell you anything, personal data and things like that, it's protected (or so they say).

[cbob0080]

he he heh lol youtube "career" XD

[yerakof]

i love u

[7isSexy]

wow

[recipesfromahat]

you should write that book..

[travelin4light]

Gotta love Lisa Nova!!!

[ratnick]

My Dick > Your Dick

[Xang69]

The Girl ist very Great ;)

[benfoxx]

I cured kidneyism.

[cascadeice20]

i don't get this.

[PaintballingProto]

I only watched for the sponsors =p

[immortalanwar]

So much awesomeness!

[JoannaPce]

awesome alan! (Y) :)

now i need the book :P

[Emm0r]

You rock! :D

[action8899]

funny

[evrbodylovsnesto]

wow what a sponsor

[Darkspyyy]

lol... So much about e-begging! x-D

[daxiextreme]

class

[divatpamethook]

wow i must really need thats book i don't even know what e-begging is mdr

[s4m5on]

wow nice boobs lisanova :D

[pipeandes]

you suck

[andhisband]

Totally suckered in by the LisaNova insert.  Nice job.

[sh4ll00w]

lisanova is the bomb!!!!!!

[marklincoln]

Funny! Do come back and tell us how many books

you've sold. Just curious how many losers are out there,lol

[sheraton114]

this is what happens when people have too much time on their hands.

They start making lousy videos.

[the5regularguys]

These tips are indispensable for anyone who wants to know how to successfully e-beg with the best of them.

And no, Alan did not pay me for this testimonial... much...

[ttuberturbo]

i would suck this tits for hours.

[sableJester]

i didn't think this was funny, but it was actually REALLY good satire for the first half.

[skre]

Int 'a Fess!!!

[madi3528]

Nice job! :D

[punkrocksknot]

haha nice video

[hickpower]

I like the librarain!

[goYankeesgo]

Awesome video!

5 Stars!

[prisonson]

Oh my fkin god look at those boobs

[Joshe918]

lisa nova is hot

[malloryspiderwick]

Love the librarian and ALA nod.

[evii00]

lisanova destroyedd the vid .. wat a slut ..

but good job anyways ;)

[EvilTediz597]

Some people take youtube WAY too seriously. Sadly, a lot of them are the "Big shots". View and Subscription addicts. Lisa's turned it into her own advertising and marketing scam. She's trying everything now.

Hey, she can do what she wants, I just hope people realize she's trying to advertise herself. Ok, but she's not really making it a good thing. It seems more like a popularity scam. Ah well, hopefully people have dignity and don't get sucked in.

Unfortunately...

[anne2matthew]

hahaha

[plumpspork]

lol

[madbam07]

who is that girl at  1:42-1:46?

[alwayskatharine]

Walllofweird.

[Maliqati]

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THOSE BABIES. by the way having lisa nove there just makes people ignore you. i didnt get a thing except lisanova. DAMN

[EvilTediz597]

Exactly the point, you see. She tells us it will give us more views, true. But if someone agrees to it, they're "Selling their souls". They diminish the value and independence they have to advertise this growing popularity junkie.

[pennygoo]

lol! hehehe

[KimOsh72]

LMAO @ your banner! hilarious...you're too funny!!@!!

[xmyotheraccountx]

wow i actually believed this at first. lol

[legendofwayne]

Great video. Cool to see JohnCocktoston in there too.

[DeviousTom]

ORFL sweet

[N3v3r4g3t]

That was excellent!!

[dynastyxl]

Lisa nova is hot as hell

[grobmark]

this begs belief

[htmlbandit]

Hahaha, I thought you were serious at first!

[kteachone]

dude, it should have been 15.95

that .95 makes it much more believable!

nice hair, btw.

[SciFiGirl1023]

brilliant! of course

[torpedofish]

*e-begging career* hahahaha

[torpedofish]

lmao funny!

[ShadeC4]

Ehh, don't need it. I live in Canada. My money is worth more than yours. *tosses a Canadian penny at Alan* Go by yourself something fancy, kid. ;)

[drewromeo]

the US army will be at your house shortly.

WHERES YOUR CANADIAN ARMY?

no, but for real the US dollar isnt worth shit anymore, i agree.

[ShadeC4]

They're in the air, keeping your jets from invading us just because we said "No" to America. Not sure what the Government said "No" to, but it was something pretty big. And a nice portion of Canadian population saw our jets chasing yours about. =) Over one of our capitol cities, too. ^^ And you can thank Bush for making your dollar value go down.

[prepboys1]

Sorry but uhm...the only reason we don't down your entire airforce is because it's called being ALLIES! So stfu and find something else to waste your breath on.

[ShadeC4]

I adore the way you idiotically do not realize that is part of another conversation. ^^ Next time, scroll down and click the "View all comments" link. It helps. A lot. =) Things get put in context that way! =D

And I also adore the way you did not read my comment, or check out to see if what I said was true or not. ^.^ You are a moron and should stfu before making claims as they are potentially false. =) I may not recall the details around what happened, but I know they are facts. Dumbass.

[tryan4eva]

ooooooooo political @ katrina

[SirKnobofCheese]

My cat just died.GIVE ME MONEY NOW!

[PinkPoloShirt]

Lol I don't want to e-beg but I want the book because I bet it will be really funny.

[Blade376]

genius man - very nice =]

[LightbulbJack]

LMAO! Well done.

[Maddog53]

Now I'll be able to afford an X-Box that I can give away for free to increase my views/comments! Thanks!

[DoggBisket]

You are a master at Photoshop.

[righthandgenius]

hahaha i wonder who your mocking?

[fallofautumndistro]

I'll give you two guesses.

[KING11534]

good book

[AGentertainment]

I thought SXEphil wrote that book.

[fallofautumndistro]

No, but he was a wealth of information during the research phase.

[PhantomBugler]

First, it was dull, lifeless black & white. Then bright, beautiful color and LisaNova's cleavage. It was like "The Wizard of Oz" only better.

[italktosnakes]

Hahahahhahaha. Oh Alan.

This was pretty good, hahha.

[fallofautumndistro]

Thanks Kristina, just keep it in mind next time you need a new computer, or to pay rent, or a pair of shoes...

[ForFun808]

Give me money for my selfish materials.

What? The poor? The hungry? Forget them, giving me your money is a much worthier cause.

NOT THERE IS SO MUCH PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD WHO ACTUALLY NEEED MONEY LETS GIVE IT TO PEOPLE WHO NEED IT DAMMIT!!

[RachelB263]

ahahaha

[paint1487]

holy shit alan! I have been going about this all wrong! I realize now that paypal means get paid by your pals, your youtube pals. Thanks alan! You're a champ! ;D

[fallofautumndistro]

It's no coincidence that YouTube was founded by three ex-PayPal employees. ;)

[doctorcatsburger]

Oh Gosh

[ZilchZone]

It's too bad that your sexy sponsors require a special cleavage-filled message at the exact midpoint of the video. You could have used a great shot of the book as the thumbnail instead! Oh well...

- Andrew

[mikma]

MIKMA WAS HERE

[hartnell114]

PDF!? ah hell no!!

...download it for free ;)

[BreanaMurphy]

so was katrina asking for money for a laptop a fake....?

[flyhghgy]

Great video!

[flyhghgy]

Your book has helped me tremendously.

I can now afford my heroin habit!

[everydayuncommon]

awesome vid

maybe you just changed your hair for the video, but i like the style better than usual

wow, i sound like a girl for once

[welcomestranger]

I suddenly feel like visiting my local library...

[YTwatchdog]

lawlipops XD

How nice of Miss Nova to lend her boobsicles to everyone...perhaps I will borrow them

Oh yeah dude DEF have to have sad piano bg music so people feel much worse and open their wallets -_-

rrrrrrrrrrrrr!

[flyhghgy]

He also needs to hold up a cardboard sign saying he'll work for food!

[tonyfamous]

i have halitosis. :-(

please send $. :-)

[theestranger]

After Lisabot last year, I never thought I'd see the community help Lisa spam YouTube.

Team LisaNova is a smart group, I'll give them that.

[LisaNova]

reading is serious business reid...

[siganoff1]

That was fantastic if anybody likes horror movies go see minds and please leave comments thank you

[bigmetaldude]

Hahaha. Great video, Alan.

But seriously... where do I buy a copy?

[humanimalite]

BRILLIANT!

[rhythm7a]

Lol...I should have watched this vid first...now I know what you were laughing at in Lisa's comment section.

Great video....poor Boh3m3....no really.

[FunnelofFun]

I'd buy it but I just lost my job on the same day that I got evicted for bouncing a rent check....

Maybe my YouTube friends will pool their money together for me. Then I'll definitely buy it. :)

[regamom3]

LOL!!!!

[passthebutterbeer]

Brilliant Alan, as always!

[speedyconkiwi]

You show 'em how it's done lmao

[DeftDel]

ouch thats a direct hit to sxephil lol

[fallofautumndistro]

Direct hit. Battleship sunk!

[gnr1234]

LOL @ banner!

alan does it again, great video sir!

[fallofautumndistro]

Thanks Eddie! Jipsi said you'd left, I got sad.

[gnr1234]

Not yet. Im leaving very soon. but im doing it slowly. Youtube withdrawal is painful. I stopped watching vids 2 weeks ago. :-(

but dont worry, ill be back. time flies.

[gnr1234]

:48-1:00

DROOLS!!!

[wheateater]

So Katrina's ebegging was a joke or is this to cover it up?

[fallofautumndistro]

Her ebegging was not a joke, and this isn't to cover up anything.

[wheateater]

So she is making fun of herself?

[davevt04]

it wasn't a joke, her paypal acct was real.

[bostonstrategy]

I tried to order... i think the button is broken, links to your profile.

[Corndickery]

oh dear...

[fallofautumndistro]

Are you sure? Try again.

[AndinoInDenial]

you had me at 0:50 O_O

[DeafeningTheDaisies]

whoo hoo, now to get some subs and ill be off to fame and fortune!

[ricdob]

that video is sheer awesomeness. and way to get JC involved, he needs to be seen, with his sexy sexy check bone structure and all Great stuff Alan.

[Mcheetah]

Wow! LisaNova'ing your video DOES work!

[CoffeeShopPunk]

Haha...I loved that JohnCocktoson's only worry is his masks.

Very nice Alan, glad you are back in action.

[fallofautumndistro]

Thanks Punk, lots of new vids coming. =)

[MitchIsLost]

I could only donate £30 sorry so that... Wait a minute! I wasn't aware of what I've just done!

Correct me if I'm wrong but wasn't this a satirical video based on walllofweird? And she agreed to be in it? :O

[fallofautumndistro]

Yes and yes. Because she's made of awesome and has a sense of humor.

[kenrg]

I love the Google check-out button. Nicely done. I ordered six copies.

[fallofautumndistro]

Only six? There's a price break at seven copies.

[kenrg]

Damn! I always blow it!

[johnnysmooth]

At least people are honest. i.e. I need a new computer.

[Gimmeabreakman]

Excellent video. I will beg from my subs for enough to get one!

[fallofautumndistro]

You could start by comment spamming my videos, that always gets people subs!

[Virginian9000]

lol, awesome!

[RadicalComedy]

hehe,loved your banner too,Funny...Yah know what I have to say on this,I have been a sacrificing giver to everyone including opening my doors to strangers and people that I did instinctively feel would screw me. I did it because I feel that people learn how to love others through examples and getting butt hurt could happen. So, I think little of money. I feel if this really is a community, asking for money is nothing although,helping with rent is more important to me than getting a laptop.~Raven

[wpgpeanut]

I think I need that book.. I need a new car too.. lmao

[fallofautumndistro]

Right on, I'll send you an autographed copy Mandy!

[AngelWest]

Serious props on the banner you made for this video!

[fallofautumndistro]

lol, appreciate it AngelWest!

[NetzDriverZ]

what did you said?! tips or tits?!

[fallofautumndistro]

Both.

[DiscussToUnderstand]

Alan all I can say is I love your Irony and all of your videos are great.

[fallofautumndistro]

Thanks Understand!

[unclesaboin]

I need that book! ;-)

[RantingWithB]

People really need to buy this book. lol

[fallofautumndistro]

I should start an Affiliate Program, you could earn money form pimping me.

[pornfartin]

cocktoson ftw! that fucker is climbing the ranks quickly! and did you see lisa's boobs, ftb (for the boing!!!!)

[fallofautumndistro]

He deserves it, JC is talented.

[freitasex]

Brilliant

[badhorsy]

hey man, cool vid.

whats that music in the background? its pretty awesome!

Ross

[FamousOnTheInternet]

Danny from the gradual report reeeaally needs this book!

[DiscussToUnderstand]

yeah maybe if he had piano music people would have bought in :P

[fallofautumndistro]

HAHA

[jillenium00]

i prefer e-demanding.

[ruroremy]

Holy shit this is epic!

[fallofautumndistro]

Thanks Rusty!

[Chrasityfilms]

*pays 15 dollars* Now Alan let's see how this works =)

[samtwist]

This would have been great...Except you put WallofWeird in there!!! >:0