2012 Mercedes-Benz E63 AMG First Drive Video

[BLOEDVLEK]

This is a seriously fast car and he is making it look like an old van driving like that!

[henday750]

yawn...

[eatenmyshotz]

wow,nice vid but seriously its illegal to drive an e63 like that, I haven't driven on a track before or an amg but dude I would lap you in my focus, your are driving a merc for fucks sake its an e63, dude burn some rubber!!!!

[TheHorta]

I think you were just lapped by an old lady in a walker.

[tub3scr3am3r]

this pig is pure crap!

[EloraBlue]

hey fatboy..hit 2 apexes in a row and I'll give ya a hotdog

[7477238]

Somehow Americans manage to make such an incredible car look bad in every way, shape and form. Let me guess it probably took this idiot 10 mins to get it out of park? 

[ZZPxFTW]

@7477238 hey stereotypical retard... stop classifying every american based on this guy. he's a bad example. well now that i think about there are a lot of bad examples BUT there are some americans with driving skill, and vehicular taste.

[7477238]

@ZZPxFTW Not necessarily stereotypical. Ask people on their perception of America and you'll see that I'm in the majority. The only reason why Americans drive these cars is to make a statement using the badge, not utilize the incredible performance these cars are capable of. Hell that's why they had to go to Europe to test their Cadillac CTS V and Chevy Corvette ZR1, they needed the input of Europeans to get it right. 

[ZZPxFTW]

@7477238 OK... number 1) your classifying every american in one group, how is that not stereotypical? number 2) its is true but only sometimes (you were stereotypical again on that one btw) Number 3) the cts-v and zr1 were built before they were brought to europe thus they didnt need a European's input to get it right. they were there for the nurburgring and then tweaked from there (by americans)

[vetb882]

damn, in a 06 E55 I find myself doing 100 mph not kph without even trying.

[IraqiSpecialCars]

hey i am not showing off but i know how to drive since i was 9 and now i am 15 ... believe me i could do a better lap than that .. much more better

[bummer910]

Pleas people , kill that driver haha

[BlackOutVibez]

WTFFFFFF THIS GUY IS PISSING ME OFFFFF!!!!

[supernatural824]

Holy cow! you suck man!

[JELH]

Sabine Schmitz could beat Fatso McDonald in a Ford Transit... with four flat tires.

[740221]

that car needs a real man in it, not some fat mcdonalds enthusiast.

[Sebhelyesfarku]

this fatso has nap time, not lap time

[coolfrog274]

my prius can go faster than u not the car, u

[waiting519]

This insideline contributor test drove the E63 is a COMPLETELY WASTE! that's why i never heard your freaking name!!

[vetb882]

@waiting519 no, thats why he covers his face...lol

[yoelsd]

NOT A GOOD JOB ??

Try a HORIBLE job. i can go faster then you in my Hyundai Getz 1.35

[Noobiewankenoobie]

To all the whiners on here. This was the official release presentation of Mercedes. So no "racing" no drifting and no top speeding. There are clear rules on these presentations. If everybody was freaking out and flooring it like you racegame players dream of - most of the cars would be in the pebbles. And no - car journalists aren't race drivers and none of claim to be such. Neither are any of you is my guess.

[2bidfilmsguy]

im sorry but even for a warm up lap thats very slow

[TheMr1RAD]

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TEACH THIS GUY HOW TO DRIVE.....

I mean, such a fast track and the driver only gets to a top speed of 191kmh. The E63 would have easily done well over 200kmh had he opened it up.

[meije702]

@TheMr1RAD Indeed! HERE HERE! This car is LIMITED to 250 kph, unlimited it will easily go over 300 kph. What this man did with this car is an abomination. Ship this man back to the states and never ever let him back here on the continent.

[TheMr1RAD]

@meije702 Thank God someone agrees. I mean such an awesome acr and such a crap driver. Ah well, all amaricans are?? :-)

[TheMr1RAD]

1:08 Epic Fail.

"Much better, 150 sounds like a lot....."

Man you were doing 90

[Noobiewankenoobie]

@TheMr1RAD Dude he was driving a European test car. so he drove 150 kilometers per hour. Hence he said it while you saw 90 mph. Got it?

[TheMr1RAD]

@Noobiewankenoobie I'm pretty sure that if you have a close look at the speedo on the right of screen it is in KM/H.

[Speedcorp]

Apparently everyone on this tread is a race car driver..

[offlinenow1]

1:07-1:09 " ahhh muuuuch betterrrr"

that's what he said...in bed

[radar3699]

e63 amg sux, BMW M5 FTW

[carmattic]

I drive faster than this going to work.

[Nathant888]

GIVE IT THE BEANS!

[AntDX316]

why does he have a mask over his mouth... was thinking it was for fire retardency but his arms r exposed..

[Scorp969]

So, they cut out the part where he got overlapped?

[christomapher]

I think I fell asleep for a minute.

[AlphaDeutsch]

@breesheep r u stupid? look it up. guarantee we have more AND better tracks than wherever ur from MATE

[Mawerik024]

That can be (partly) justified if it's the first time he drives that car and he's never been on that track before. In that case he's just a normal driver (sure not a tester, leave alone a racing driver). In every other case he's very bad.

Really I'm not a troll, I hate trolls. But I can drive better than that with 5 laps practice

[rabyin2005]

damn he is a slow bitch grandma does it better

[tjverr12]

worst driver EVER!!!!!!!

[pretty00lights]

get out of that ///AMG and go eat some cheese burgers fat fuck

[psmTARDCORE]

I love how everyone commenting thinks they can drive faster. Garuntee none of you have ever driven any vehicle that is capable of 118mph in a 1/4 mile. And if you have you have (which is bullshit) you havent driven one on a road course. Much more to it than holding right trigger and moving a joystick but hey, this is youtube, and all of you own E46 M3's with 1000bhp HPF packages amirite?? Scrubs today, scrubs yesterday, scrubs tomorrow, and in 5 years, yes, still scrubs

[CHEVAVAL04]

I have no idea who is the idiot who hired you. I drive faster in my Accord.

[electricfeel2012]

"oh lots of brakes hereee....not a good job did i do" lol

[apalsenberg]

I would also hide my face if I drove like that... Captain Slow has got some serious competition!

[marksjersey856]

@apalsenberg yeah. he drives like a girl

[vetb882]

@marksjersey856 thats insulting to girls, ...Lol he drives like what he is a fat lazy lard assed dipshit

[hal02Ruler]

3:42 "funs over, time for the cooldown" i didnt think the fun ever started..

[danoconnell427]

''I think you can go faster through this one'' Nar you think?!

[nlanni]

WTF Insideline, a Sunday driver. Take him out of the AMG and put him in a Celica!

[josetomaslf]

this dude is not a fag or a pussy or what ever bad thing comes to mind but, uhmmm, HE SUCKS!!!

[carfan2k2]

this guy drives like a pussy

[domainzz]

@carfan2k2 I think a pussy might drive faster than this :)

[nanzioboy]

this guy's a fucking fag

[sehmbi89]

crappy video

[CaliSnowBall]

Sunday driver!

That fat guy drives like a old lady driving to church.

[Adelante077]

i can walk around that track faster

[lalibilalibiwith]

are u sure u got into the right car?

[cybermatrix565]

usain bolt could probably do a faster lap running

[mthalali]

You know what I'm not boasting, I've not even driven on a track before, my high speed driving exists only in NFS Shift 2. BUT I swear I have a balls to drive faster than this guy...he hardly sets a benchmark.

[salejandro1000]

BORINGGGGGG

[desimunda116]

Come on dude. Even James May pushes a car every now and then.

[thielepr]

I'm sleeping. Why he is so slow??? Maybe he is a drag driver

[bertito43]

I could drive faster and I don't need a stupid panty hose on my face

[fokGoogol]

You have an AMG on the safest circuit on the planet and then you drive like this and talk only about your lack of driving skills? ... I'd seriously consider self-castration if I were you. You won't be needing them.

[smartini13]

This guy sounds so DISGUSTING. UGH

[tanv33r]

This guy sucks at driving. and he sounds like a goat that just found out its a transvestite.

[Elmota64]

It hurts to watch a AMG being driven so slow.

[CrapDot45]

painful to watch.

[MrVolfgar]

Next time find a driver instead of a contributer so the vid won't be so boring!

[latinohalfzie18]

stig could drive faster.....in a prius

[EricDavidson17]

Not one of their best videos....... If I were them I would be ashamed.........

[OldSpiceDeodorant]

hey you, fat ass! grow some balls... you're S L O O O O W as hell

[bdub232]

WTF? I had to stop watching after about a minute. I don't know who you are but you drive like a FAT, OLD, SLOW moron that blocks people in the left passing lane on the highway.. bunching up traffic and causing accidents. Don't ever do a driving video again or anything about driving a car! You SUCK at it!

[paydec]

What the hell is this lady's night at the bingo club? I could beat you in a Prius!

[superman7890]

this guy should grow a pair. i'd hide my face too if i drove a car of this caliber that slow at the track.

[mutterfukkerr]

i watched the video till 2.37. What a waste of time...

[eshedee1]

i got the cls 55 amg and never drive this slow, and remember this clown is on a track.. some ppl shouldnt drive

[bigtruckseriesreview]

I drove the new CLS and the CLS AMG. I have a VIDEO REVIEW of the CLS. I prefer it to the EAMG.

[triplexslayer]

U cant drive worth shit. slow ass

[kleonlg]

maybe he thought it was on MPH... at least the road & track video (same track same car) is less painful to watch...

[speeddomon407kmh]

I think that E63 AMG is stolen, just look at the guy's mask covering his face

[spedjs]

NO SABE PARA QUE ES EL ACELERADOR

[hellodlo]

*yawn* my grandma driving an AMG would be more interesting than this.

[dboshen]

You suck at life Matt Stone. Grow a pair then find a personality.

[19titlesunited]

I imagine thats how a Prius owner would drive an AMG



[igeekone]

WTH is up with the guy's mask? This is also a very lame video.

[earthfeeler]

I don't get why all the haters hate...but this guy's commentary is fucking hilarious!

[sdlausen]

This is shit.

[flipinwash]

well, it's almost 3am, good thing i watched this to help me fall asleep.....

[thedalailama245]

this guy fucking sucks at diving!!!!!!! he talks too muchh and like a bitch

[chevystud88]

AMG Driving Academy...is it that necessary to drive a clutchless car?

[akosiCoco]

There's this thing in racing that would help you shave of time or rather winning the race.. It's called "using the accelerator"...

[MaxPayne19146]

This guys gotta watch something called TOP GEAR. Get some tips on how to do a real track review!?!?

[damiata101]

2:40 cant waste what u never had: /

[rnwnsfla]

Is this driver crimical suspect?

[ndyt]

Yeah, that's what I want: a $100k Merk that sounds like a Mustang :P

[GrundleflyDOTcom]

Umm, have I tuned into the wrong show here?This is very strange.

[aaronchungrulez]

why is he driving it like his grandma's Ford Taurus

[PL3690]

Wow i thought i clicked on Rebecca black's song after looking at the dislike bar...

[macktenful]

this proves insideline DRIVERS SUCK

[nforspeed91]

I understand a driver needs to be smooth when trying to drive fast but this is ridiculous.

[Betopillo]

He speaks as he were running on his own feet... mate take a deep breath between each word !!!

[Jabid21]

stig could drive faster........... in reverse

[rodriguezjosh77]

You suck at driving ...smh

[UltimateCydiaSource]

Ok so outstanding car and a horribly slow driver that cant drive wow

[bluedrangon69]

this video sucks big time

[danny2fst4u]

Wtf??? Granny? Is it you?



[blaboy2012]

he cant drive like wtf

[imallfor6900]

My Grandma drives faster then that fat guy!

[W0o0dy]

this guy sure would look like the slowboat he is if overtaken by my diesel family station wagon with 2 kids in the back, luggage and ski-rack.....

Lifting the throttle way before the end of the straight. OMG why even take the AMG out, he'd be better of with the base modell.

[AtanasiuGabriel]

can u please make another camera setup, we need it from the passenger seat this looks horrible no offense !!! and this way you will not have a Darth Vader Lightsaber !!! we need to see a bit of the dashboard and the rpm and speed gauge !!!

[AlphaDeutsch]

@breesheep theres no question about his awfulness, but america has incredible road racing u dumb fuck.

[damefaso]

Really is this a joke???

[twztd28]

This guy barely hits 60mph on most of this track

[mwd92]

whys his face coverd

[flkiteboarder]

Absolutely a waste of time. I want to see the car, not him!

[TheBensa]

Fat stupid ... Drives like a bitch.

[SrSal92]

This fat guys filming an AMG porn?

[vicente321]

@SrSal92 i thought the same thing lol

[KingKonstantin1]

The Fat guy doesn't know how to drive

[victortsoi052000]

ooooarr, ARRRrr, much better, naiceeeee

[heinedenmark]

How about putting someone that can actually drive behind the wheel?

You guys got a lot to learn.

[nate12290]

Tires aren't even squealing lol. I would've raped you on this track gramps.

[musicofthesoul85]

i wish the speedo was in mph!

[xfifx1]

dude ur in an E63 AMG and ur not drifing are u crrraaaazzzzzzyyyyy?!!!!!

[TheRighteous123]

LOL, at least the car sounds good :)

[peterhejlejensen]

Remove the video

[bonzajmile]

why a guy have mask on??? probably open top, all those fumes or just want to impersonate Fangio in 50's. Where i come from that guy would never be car journalist!

failed

[fullemma]

nullll

[sookainian]

my grandmother can drive faster then you

[sookainian]

waste of bandwidth

[graybogey]

suck



[lfsracer79]

1.3 G deceleration, not bad

[ClubbySuperCharged]

Even my 15 year old bro could drive faster LOL

[utoobpwnsnbs]

I think this guy is driving Miss Daisy. Get off the track! Miss Daisy's house is the other way.

[bryanb0016]

a fat middle aged bastard, with tons of unneccessary gear...driving a round on a race track like a freakin' 90 yer old...in an E55 AMG. How ironic.

[damiata101]

2:40 can't waste what u never had...

[Autofanatic28]

dang a lot of R&T vids been getting more "dislikes"...hint hint R&T

[IamDev147]

he sounds high..

[EvoDude26]

What is this o.O And then he's wearing pounds of protective accesories as if going around a corner at 30 mph is going to set the car on fire.

[BLOWME4EVER69]

this is the slowest lap I've ever seen in my life

[krakmxer]

folks, 2 more thumbs down please!

[redlewy007]

Catch the others guys, ha!!

[TheViolentBuddha]

Really if you are gonna do this get someone who can drive at least!

[leoviper]

He drives like a woman

[SoRealSoReal23]

Da fuck is this?

[NegativeNumbers427]

For some reason. The ratings bar looks like Darth Vaders Lightsaber

[theimacduderox]

@NegativeNumbers427 haha , lol

[dickcheese663]

put your gut into it big STIG

[MrClayhamrick]

Some people will just upload any damn thing.

[bmancodgta4]

talk about riding the brakes... and never even touching full throttle

[ManULover07]

sick shades and mask faggot

[Fuser86]

Is he trying to be the white-trash version of the Stig?

[whiteandnerdytuba]

waste of my time, and my time is worthless

[ghostjas]

Omfg im like is he black

[Sigrafix]

@vasco10506

Last time I checked nobody goes to a race track for a "leisurely" drive... I too am upset with this video because 1, it gives no information whatsoever on the vehicle itself. 2, The driver is a tool. 3, The production on this video is simply non existent, it's a camera pointed at a fat man with a ski mask and sun glasses split with a hood cam and some telemetry... 4, my grandma drives faster than this.. and she's dead. Lastly this video is stupid.

[Dccole3214]

I wanted to see the whip.

[droppinsumfudge]

why the fuck is he wearing a ski mask?

[afyaff]

Sounds like he's having a BJ.

[vaztion]

Looks like InsideLine hired the Stig's American cousin...

[Fuser86]

@vaztion The very very retarded cousin, who has hit his head several times, and was on some kind of relaxing drug that day

[cx829]

F*** i wanna see the car driving, from the OUTSIDE