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  • haha butt squeezes lol that was time well spent hearing someone say butt

  • This just makes me want to pee D:

  • At 1:02 there should be a bathroom in an office building!!!!

  • what if i need to take a shit?

  • Don't hold your urine in if you have a bladder infection

    Urm if I can't find a restroom then I have no choice but to hold it in

  • when i have to pee i dance

  • yes i have to find out oh i just pissed myself

  • when i clenched my butt i pissed my pants FUUUCCCKKKK!!!

  • @Sepodarapo i no longer trust howcast

  • Lol where am i? :D

  • 'Don't hold in your urine if you have a bladder infection''.

    Um, if theres no bathroom, i kinda have no choice but to hold it in

  • @POPstar4u2 but not all are children what should do da poor ladys when they got it and theres no its bad for their so they hold in with pain or they must pee in their pants it´s really bad 4 their

  • @POPstar4u2 just pee in your pants if you have bladder infection. its better that getting more sick in ur bladder

  • wtf lol

  • thumbs up if your are watching this and want to pee

  • @TheAlexis2808 thumb whore ;P

  • see with men its easy. You will need: a rubber band...

  • @DubsteppinSniper how do you use the rubber band?

  • I am 12 i dont have a sexaul fantasy LOL

  • @Deystroyer129 IM 12, And I do. 0.o

  • Piss in the trashcan

  • This video is most popular with: Gender Age

    Male 45-54

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    Wtf O.O

  • what if i have to poop?

  • DAMN NOW I GOT TO NUT AND PEE

  • Yuck 4 year olds have to think about sexual stuff haha tooo funny!!

  • wear a diaper?

  • how about just thrusting ur hand to ur crotch and doing the pee dance?

  • @ShevchenkoVicky hahaha i already did it at school many times.

  • @ShevchenkoVicky hahaha lolz. i already did it when the teacher left the room and i did it when the teacher WAS in my room! and i got a detention also, but it was funny.. so i did try it.

  • @ShevchenkoVicky hm, i wasnt trying to be funny.. :D

  • IT HURTS!!!!!!

  • I PAUSED when they gave the You-Will-Needs for 10 seconds before I got ready to watch

  • so, when i am at school, i get up while the teacher is talking, lay down and do but squeezes? hmm, I'LL TRY IT! :D

  • @23WhiteFox it sux cuz if u dont go like withing 5 minutes of having to go u almost always have to pee ur pants lol

  • @23WhiteFox me too. its hard then cuz u have to pee bad and then like u almost always can barely hold it in. i have a small bladder and i held it in for 7 hours once cuz i had to but i couldn't move afterwards. i had to just go where i was.

  • btw crossing ur legs and leaning forward doesnt work. i did tht and i pee my pants bad. its was bad.

  • Except if your confortable with peeing yourseld, you don't have much choice but to hold it in...

  • If I have bladder infection and there's no bathroom, I HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE BUT TO HOLD IT IN

    Or I guess, you can pee in your pants or just carry around an empty Gatorade bottle

  • 4 girls rubbing the back of ur leg 2 hold in ur pee dosent work i tried it and i peed myself, but the sexual fantsy helpsa bit.

  • just fucking squeeze your dick lips together. jeez its not so hard. idk about girls

  • You know i was actually turned on at the fact that the hot girl in this video had to pee, until they mentioned Hugh Jackman. Come on...

  • i saw this as a related video from family guy horse pee lo

  • @AnqusVideos me too.

  • i bet people searched this up to see somebody using the loo ;)

  • hey brad why are you doing yoga?

    uh i gotta pee

  • fantasise about sex ... finally something i am good at

  • I have a strong bladder! (i don't know why I just did that)

  • This just isn't funny. If they had tried to be a bit more serious and hired a better actress, I probably would have laughed.

  • i peed my pants trying these

  • howcast is better than expert village. Think of them doing it. They ill probably tell you to drink something to keep your mind focused XD

  • Just pee in your pants or pee in some nearby lemonade

  • its not good to hold it too long.

  • @eiroight why??

  • @missblahblahhead you can get a bladder infection.

  • @eiroight lol. i can hold my bladder for 3 days straight. LOL.

  • @kaRmaFTW1 yeah, i wouldnt do that. lol

  • @eiroight lol. when i couldnt hold it, it took 4 minutes to finish my piss. LOL

  • @kaRmaFTW1 haha, yeah i had that happen to me too before. But it feels so good when you get it all out. lol

  • People actually have videos for this?! I pray fro the future of the internet...

  • Step 5 is my favourite.

  • i dont think the middle of math class would be a good time to lye on the ground and do random pelvis-lifts.

  • is this what I tell my 2 year old?

    ugly flip flops btw

  • Well okay I won't have to pee... I'll have a hard-on instead... Fuck

  • butt squeezes

    epic win

  • Also, if anyone questions your authority just tell them "Shit happens."

    P.S. I don't think you need to tell men to think about sex mmkay?

  • Or you could be a man about it and go poopie in your pants.

  • is there really a video for this holy shit look what our society has come to we need a guide to learn how to not pee

  • @zamorachristian1

    Relax, NOW!

  • lolz wowwww

  • I would let her pee on me.

  • ohh what if I'm man.

  • @TarkanIV  doesnt matther, we can pee anywhere!

  • THERE IS NO BATHROOM!

  • You will need:

    1.Sexual Fantasies

    2. Butt Squeezes

    funny shit hahaha xD

  • Is it harder to stop leakage in women?

  • I DON'T GET IT.

  • THERE IS NO BATHROOM!! SHUUUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUP!!!!!

  • I'd squeeze her butt. 

  • the only step i dont agree with is the butt sqeezes cause whos gonna do that in public? ex. your at school in class but your not allowed to go to the bathroom until class is over. what would the teacher and students think if you just randomly lay down on the floor and started doing butt squeezes? lol

  • ummm.... this was akward

  • WOLVERINE PEED HIMSELF LIES!!!!!!!!!!

  • 0:50 air hump xD

  • she is sexy. i love her feet and boobs

  • @blueice61023 feet? ur a creeper

  • hey girls dont hold it and remember my mouth lol

  • @shit311 werdo

  • @yellowbee1111 hahahaha lmao

  • no no no thats incorrect, you are supposed to open your legs when wearing a skirt then put your hand over your lips, Your other 'lips' that is wink wink......

  • this one dosn't help me for several reasons

    1.i'm not into sexuality yet so one failed me

    2.rubbing my calf made me have to pee more and failed me

    3.butt squeeses made it worse and failed me

    4.bending forward didn't work and failed me

    5.it worked ok but not much and failed me

    6.my bladder failed me

    7.so did my girlfriends love for me

    8. D'X

  • Wat if im in a shop and i started doing step 3? Ppl will go like wat on earth is this retared guy doing?!

  • I would rather just if your a guy, put a plant in front of your seat and pee on that.

  • I'd squeeze that chick's butt whenever she wanted me too, as well her tits :D

    By the way it's not a good idea to drink a whole bottle of water and then neglect to use the bathroom before going on a trip to a city far far away...happened to me :(

  • she's really hot. She can pee on me anytime.

  • THERE IS NO BATHROOM!!!

  • @MoaiMaea My thoughts exactly!

  • Fergee peed her pants on stage too in front of thousands of ppl. Hahahaahaa google "fergie pee"

  • ohhh the black eyed pee

  • BUTT SQEEZES DO NOT WORK!!!!

    They just make you have to go more...

  • wtf? They're just gonna call out Hugh Jackman like that?! That is just uncalled for.

  • wah? shes working in an office and no tolie?

  • I just peed myself :[

  • good idea

  • if you are in the office and the bathroom is out of service or you can't leave the room before the lunch pause, you can use the wastepaperbusket as a toilet if your need is urgent. you can always empty it up later!

  • @ReDellaTragedia i can always remember being sick in our english lesson and throwing up in the bin which unfortunatley had holes in...

  • there is no bathroom!!!

  • WTFH.

  • I was always taught holding it wasn't healthy, regardless of if you have an infection or not. Does anyone know more about this?

  • THERE IS NO BATHROOM!!!

  • how do you hold explosive diarrhea ?

  • Squeeze your butt. TIGHTLY.

  • @TheLovescenes ROFL!

  • @TheLovescenes with your hands

  • @TheLovescenes why would you hold that? thats gross. keep it in your butt. or release it out of your anus.

  • @TheLovescenes

    Bomb suit.

  • @TheLovescenes hahahahah

  • @TheLovescenes In a bowl.

  • @TheLovescenes by doing it then blame it on someone else

  • @TheLovescenes You can't

  • step 3 just makes you want to pee more

  • lomfa this is some bullshit

  • thinking about sex would give u boner then make u pee

  • You know, Thinking about sex is gonna make me pee my pants off.

  • lol. I bet you pee is a steroid or something.

  • if i was hugh jackman and i saw this i would be so mad.

  • It is not healthy to hold in your urine for a long period of time. The information from this video is a health hazard and shouldn't be taken seriously.

  • Well true, but most people would pee their pants before any danger could happen. However people have died from drinking in too much water and not peeing. It's called "water intoxication" and it's real. Look it up if you don't believe me.

    But I wouldn't worry too much about it. :P

  • I hate erikeg9 now! he's like a devil

  • I hate erikeg9 he's fuckn wrong I'm a girl and I could hold my pee in fuckn ass hole!

  • um...wtf??? lol.

  • haha i know

  • lol. (:

  • I have a large tropical plant at work, and I just piss on that. If it starts to stink I just dump my coffee into it. It's growing like crazy.

  • Ha!

  • @tenfourteennine lmao that is hilarious haha u made my day i will subscribe to u XD

  • @tenfourteennine

    I love you.

  • wow, 30 second advertisements now?...

  • LOL, funny, and I will use all advice lmao.

  • Ha good tricks... But holding in pee too much can lead to a UTI.

  • [citation needed]

  • lol weird video but ok...

  • lol i hate it when u laugh really hard when u have to go

  • holding in pooh is much worser.

  • I know it freaking hurts!

  • oh this is so useful thanks!

    because all this time ive just been pissing and crapping everywhere

  • haha

  • what? hugh Jackman on stage? haha! that's kind of hard to believe but still.. funny as hell! and... what? (erikeg9)

  • fact: girls cant hold there pee in thats why they always pee in parking lots :)

  • is there a video on how to not laugh when you see or hear something very funny?

    i have that problem when i see something which is funny or not really funny but still laugh

  • What if you have to poop?

  • :35 nice boobs XD

  • There is always a stairway! Do it right there! Problem solved!

  • Hahaha

  • you will need:

    a bush

    and a willingness to urinate in public

  • Exactly.

  • craP I tried tighing my ass but I farted then I peed

    awsome!!!!

  • ROFL XD

  • just wear a skirt or kilt. i wear my kilt drinking so i can just pee wherever when it's dark outside.

  • I'm 7 months pregnant, I can't hold it for very long unless I want to be in pain from being kicked in the bladder!!

  • i always go to the bathroom everytime i go out and when im leaving to go back home.even if i don;t really have to go.lol every little drops counts lol.also right before i go to bed.

  • i need 2 go but ive got drifferent stratgety.

  • That's funny I need this today lol

    =)

    MY LIFE SUCKS LOL

  • my life also sucks im right along with you lol

  • nice bod. shes hot and has huge boobs.

  • hot ☺

  • Ok, now tell us how to hold our...um...shit. >_>

  • cross yor legs and if you feel a sudden pain hold your ass as tight as you can and walk slowly

  • then everyone will know you have gas lol!

  • yeha really.i guess they can't cuz it can cause a person to explode lol

  • squeez ur butt and grin xD

  • :) the girl is the video was hot .-.