Swedish Sea Monster Caught on Film

[rhodrage]

I like the scary church at the end

[g40calkiller]

YEA! What she said

[elitedefense72]

Giant sperm!!!!

[hollerproducts1]

its a gulper eel

[theeyeofthecyclops]

it looks like a jellyfish?

[m3ntal3R3CTION]

@theeyeofthecyclops how the fuck does it look like a jellyfish??

[theeyeofthecyclops]

@m3ntal3R3CTION you'd be surprised

if you look at its head it has a distinctive shovel shaped head a long group of stingers behind it

[m3ntal3R3CTION]

@theeyeofthecyclops your an idiot

[theeyeofthecyclops]

@m3ntal3R3CTION and your sexually frustrated

[7442max]

OMG!det här är skitkonstigt.gilla den här kommentaren om ni är svensk och så att amerikanerna tror att ag skrivit nåt coolt.

[ultimategamerPC]

haha, he said sex!

[evilgenius2003]

Chuck Norris' sperm

[kyukenonythegreatest]

mantra "om mani padme hum"

[724monkeyman]

swedish fish, no doubt about it.

[HerrNiclas]

I caught once and put it back, since I only keep what I can eat.

[samilsam]

I think i will never watch any swedish porn.

[ahool69]

yeah it looks like a swimming sperm

[preetima25]

Im pretty sure that snakes can't breathe under water though. We had pest control come to our house because of a rattle snake problem ( I live in Fl) and the snakes liked to hang out in these cement things so they poured water in it saying that they can't breathe and it will force them to come out. I love my unknown animals and most videos I'm very skeptical but I really don't know what that was.

[FesojNagod]

@smokey4649 stop relating swedish to porn! god xD

[Mkwbeast1]

Totally a water moccasin.

[theosnask]

yeah sweden snake

[sk8ermatt1999]

Snake?lol

[poulsontheprick]

This looks genuine as opposed to the lies told by the white settlers around Loch Ness in order that their businesses don't fail.

[DeinosDinos]

I saw the same flipping thing under a Microscope with some water from my teacher's pet terrapin tank filter.

[majtymicke]

Looks like a rope

[hootyhaha]

I don't believe in any of this. I still like watching it but I'd NEVER swim in this lake, or the Loch in Ireland just because of the stigma of the stories. I'm always disappointed in the obviously fake videos. Fakes do nothing but build more skepticism towards cryptozoology & other paranormal theories making it harder to produce interesting programming. Fakes aren't cute or funny, they're harmful to truly interesting stories. Blockbuster Online has an AWESOME series called IS IT REAL. Rent it.

[MickeyLS]

@hootyhaha this is the same comment word for word you left on the video of the unknown creature in lake Michigan, which looks to me to be a baby humpback whale, probably a new born.

[hootyhaha]

@MickeyLS Yup, because I watched many of the vids and still think the same thing. I get tired of retyping this. Watching this one again it looks like a lens that's up close to a specimen in a small area of a lake. Not a wide shot of anything. It doesn't feel right as a large creature far off. But then at 1:00 I dont know what that is, however being a camera man I know whatever it is is right up close to the lens and not far off. Then at 1:37 it looks like a different angle.

[cchanderson]

I can't tell there are red boxes all over the monsters.

[bertoness77]

GODZILLA SPERM.......man...look that water...all mixed with godzilla semen..

[demordian1]

yeah sweden

[dougcsimpson]

Snake or eel....

[YourLuckyPrince]

i dont understand what they say,,i think it's an anaconda

[Lav25th1]

news reader bird would get it....wonder if the carpet matches the curtains!>!>!?!?!

[theCritpik]

its a fucking sperm

[allsports100]

u shure dats nt a anaconda ?

[SagaTheHedgehog]

@allsports100 I've never seen an anaconda in Sweden....

[oovalen]

just zoom out a little there

[scrapman999]

reporter a looker, why cant these people speak english for gods sake.

[kingfamous55]

@scrapman999 because it's in sweden

[223crowley]

i thought swedish fish were red and not sperm

[atsglo]

all i can hear is tomrontoon and arararar a!!!! LMAO

[tpolk96]

thats the sperm that made jesus!!!!

[juventinorocks]

Damn. Nice. I would so shit my pants!

[skyler601]

hurra svenska



[Psychocide]

Reporter is pretty hot

[GrandMasterGuess]

"I'd tep zat. Bork bork bork!"

[grimlund]

I must say that I think that this lake realy can hide something big and unknown. I have become more and more sceptic to Nessie I must say.

And Storsjön is much much bigger then Loch Ness...About eight time bigger actually. And the structure of the bottom bed is relatively unexplored...

[hootyhaha]

@grimlund I don't believe in Paranormal or Strange stuff, but I like the shows for entertainment. Netflix has a Skeptic show on all this Paranormal stuff called IS IT REAL from Nat Geo. Different episodes. Better watch it quick if you do NF Instant. NF is about to yank off even more of it's content including documentaries (since I'm saying that I'll say I'm about to yank my account off netflix, and go solo with Blockbuster Online.. way more options).

[crazyknight2008]

ok thats it...i think swedish chicks sound so cool...

[mygodlesslife]

@crazyknight2008 You obviously haven't lived with one.

[ShugoCharaAmuHeart]

@crazyknight2008 dude... im from sweden and you really dont want to meet me im not fat but for me i think im the ugliest person in whole stockholm

[kubajarecki1205]

@crazyknight2008 I'm From Sweden

[fishboy1111111]

probably an eel, i think most lake monsters are, eels can once and awhile not go through their normal growth cycles which keep them small and make them die at a certain age, when this happens they get really really big, live a long time and grow big fangs, they have actually found one of these fangs next to a dead sheep on the shores of loch ness

[ColonelBinface]

It's called a "Zolom". Sephiroth is the only person known to have defeated such a creature before - We mere mortals will require a Chocobo to pass safely across this lake....

[rmsorrell92]

I love this comment hahahahah!!!!

[KidDarknessBboy]

The Sea is sure has a lot of mysteries despite lands...

[tafwolf]

ITS A HUGE SNAKE YOU DUMB FUCK!

[adamlambertreally]

@tafwolf first off the snakes head would have to be EXTREMELY disfigured to be so round and that white is very uncommon in snakes unless its albino still the movement is not snake like at all YOU DUMB FUCK p.s. i have lived with snakes my whole life and have a degree in cryptozoology And zoology

[SWEmanque]

@tafwolf We don't have huge snakes....

[kickodude]

God was jacking off a little too hard

[paneksshops]

@kickodude god like he said : don't give away and watch for your sperm where she goes in ...,i don't think god was doing that ...lol

[TechnikaSound]

I drop my cock into the water to take a piss and they call it a monster..... well im not complaining

[gatheringleaves]

@TechnikaSound

yeah that wasnt funny or clever at all, it was just stupid and lame

[Patri0t032]

@gatheringleaves kill joy lol take a joke or cry somewhere else

[isalybabyhippo]

this is dum

[JumpJumpen]

thumbs up if u dont speak that language

[butterfinger5000]

woops one of my sperms escaped wile having sex in the lake look at him know hes a big boy hes my son

[SkateErrDay666]

OMG A SPERM CELL!

[aaaamerbabes]

Yeah it looks in the begginning more like a snake zoomed up close than anything ?? I don't think it's the monster ! sorry to sayyy .

[CosmicGrounds]

That looks like a frilled shark.

[zDrizzyz]

nilf - newswomen id like to fuck

[Wilberman1]

the loch-ness monster may be more famous, but the legend of the great-lake monster is more then 250 years older then the loch ness.

[ChickenFriedA]

SVERIGE ÄR JÄVLA IDIOTER!

[CaptainSkaj]

@ChickenFriedA IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S GRAMMATICALLY WRONG IN SWEDISH :D

[lookatthese1000]

Fake and gay

[Hurleychic88]

The first part of that looked soo fake . Lol but I definitely believe in the loch monster

[pac6010]

What ? that video shows absolutely nothing and you cant even prove it to be from a body of water. That looks like a worm in a microscope. Waste of a 1:49

[TheSeeker008]

I jacked off in the sea and that must be one of my sperm.

[ZZzzzzzWhat]

i would laugh a lot if the monster spoke Swedish aswell.

[flameboix12]

VOLVAGIA :o

[BTC141]

0:09 "Sex stand it spawn on the corner of fonguit and sued it" were the words the pretty woman said.

[UniverseKeeper2]

looks like a GIANT sea snake to me, .. =O

[UniverseKeeper2]

for a second there, I thought she was holding a cigarette

[ProjectBerklee]

looks like someone jacked off last night

[lurholm]

This is taken from one of Sweden's leading news broadcasts on Swedish public television SVT. The report is genuine and the footage is real, but the question is of course what it is we see. And yes, Storsjön, where the footage is from, is a lake with no contact with the sea. There is one species of snake in Sweden that can swim: the common grass snake (Natrix natrix), and it is of course possible that it's a grass snake we see here, but they hardly ever swim deep down in the water like this.

[RodentabovallRodents]

it looks like one of those probs from War of the worlds

[cancerofsociety]

go lil sperm buddeh, find the egg before the others do!!!

[memearmas]

sperm in the UTERO lol n_n

[leon7042023838]

he said some thing about the lock ness monster

[citycine]

gigantospermicus does exist!

[yogy529]

looks like a giant sperm cell

[zichyman]

water snake

[theREALmrgein]

fucking weak, its a damn string

sad that people think they need to see something "mysterious" to make thier lives worth living

[Nemesis0300]

Elbow Jelly fish.

[kdauga1]

fucking swedes making shit up..

[dltanner99]

Cryptozoology novel about two boys who find something strange on the beach one night see video book trailer

[Softgunenterprise]

stupid... it was a jellyfish...

[flashca666]

o kurwa fakty xD

[GarretsSmexyChick110]

... ENGLISH!

[MultiSpeedman1]

@GarretsSmexyChick110

"The great sea monster, and now 1 of the six cameras have captured it. And now a american TV-company wants to help. This claims to be the first moving pictures of the great sea lake, captured by one under sea camera. The red spot marks heat. And now atleast the hunters of great sea lake, wants to believe the swedish loch ness is on video. And a special tracking central have been built in Svenstavik. It is clare that it contain heats or else it wouldnt get red.

[MultiSpeedman1]

@GarretsSmexyChick110

So.. a sea lake, or a part of the great sea lake, you can ask yourself. That we just descovered, fantastic!

This cant be a wooden part or something?

That is not a wooden part, I see that!

And this should be the back of the beast. Even here the camera marks for heat. Eversence the project of the beast got started the interest has been huge. Espacially for the people abroad.

Amerikanska TV-bolaget NBC vill nu göra ett reportage. Nästa sommar går man från 6 till 30 kameror.

[MultiSpeedman1]

@GarretsSmexyChick110

It is on this hill the cameras are today.

Do you think you will ever get the great sea monster on picture?

Yes I think so, with the exploding technic envolving you will be able to search true any lake, because the technic go very fast.

It wont stop that it is just a plank?

No I dont think so, something will pop up.

[ProspectNY11211]

Nah that's tommy lee swimming around.

[1939PlymouthRatRod]

Seemen.

[TerrisJ3]

thers is more ocean than land NUFF SAID!

[Eagle1538]

uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh what?

[dltanner99]

Cryptozoology novel about two boys who find something on the beach one night see video book trailer

[TurokSwe]

@mrnuckels NO, its not!

[stevenpie12]

sry i shouldnt have busted a nutt in the water

[x513xSparks]

Lol what a stupid language. They sound like idiots hahaha

[RabidChocobo]

@x513xSparks

Sounds better than english, imo

[TurokSwe]

@x513xSparks Your´e an idiot!

[nextgenhacker01]

u ass thats the japs dragon snake.

[alterego227]

Bork, bork, bork!

[baggyjean5]

I've heard of this Swedish Nessie before - apparently it lives in a lake.

I can't see how an Oarfish, a species that lives at extreme depths and has only been found off the Pacific coast of Japan, could turn up in a lake in Sweden.

[baggyjean5]

@baggyjean5 Ok, i take that back - apparently you can find Oarfish in most deep water in the tropics.

[TurokSwe]

@baggyjean5 You can find Oarfish in the sea near Sweden, but I agree that they possibly dont live in lakes like Storsjön.

[TheLeyva46]

Big ass snake?

[chrisgush7]

It's my spermatozoide. I like handjob in the sea.

[angstteenagerBATMAN]

ok so like idk bout u guys but what i could understand was;

under or sex standing spawn on phonyent =S

its a bloody snake XD

[guley]

Its an Orefish

[kraken09ify]

Intriguing video...although it's validity is challenged by the fact that I keep waiting for these people to throw pots over their heads and start chasing Beeker with a fake meat clever

[dreamscometrue30989]

It looks like a piece of seaweed just floating around

[Hkandiel]

@dreamscometrue30989 Yeah your probably right! its seewead that have body temprature! go and learn some swedish! xD

[dreamscometrue30989]

@Hkandiel What temperature was it? NO I don't think it is worth learning Swedish just so I can understand one video lol. I didn't say it was seaweed, I said it looked like that i.e it just looked like it was floating. 

[trufantom21]

@AClRCLEOFLlGHT...you're an idiot.

[MrSuperidentity]

all this and it could be a bit of seaweed :P

[HoratioMing]

looks like a piece of plastic

[NatalieHC]

It's a breed of eel.

[ukrainiaNManiak]

I love it how people are like "ooo its sperm scary!!"..

HAHA if you saw that swimming at you in a lake somewhere, you would scream like a little girl...

[updisho]

@ukrainiaNManiak dude, fuck screaming like a little girl, i would shit my pants and die of a hear attack.

[MrMealone7]

that is the bin laden trick...

[Kleenx98]

OH SHITT, Chuck Norris' sperm

[Venexilio]

All I've understud was something involving a hore found having sex standing in a corner and a suit :-P... just kidding, of course



[winterstellar]

A smart way to attract tourists!: )

[moomoopowa]

@winterstellar lol ikr

[zurudu]

maby its a Oarfish look it up peace from belgium

[ieaturkookies]

It's the sperm of Chuck Norris!! 

[randomdude581]

must be a giant sperm cause she says sex at 0:09

[brdrush]

@randomdude581

The word sex in Sedish means the number six.

[MoraCrab]

oh my god, its a giant sperm!

[jonquil4000]

yea I rubbed one out the other night, boy it was big

[TheWickedzone91]

chuck norris sperm

[naruto121315]

its that dragon fish thing thats like 30+ feet long. idr the name of it, i thinka ima go look it up tho lol

[toads4lfe]

@naruto121315 tell me if you find it

[naruto121315]

@toads4lfe pretty sure its an Oarfish

[tim61797]

ribbon worm

[tubes69]

Maybe some kind of jellyfish with long tentacles?

[zorl89peekay]

i went on to a holiday to sweden and what can i say.. a had a tug.

[SharkzF]

megladon sperm!!!

[wickedroy]

probebly an big eel

[raptordudex]

lolz giant sperm swimming in lake called monster EPIC WIN

[brucekirk89]

yah i jizzed in the water

[x12tr]

özenti ipneler

[Sextous3]

what's with all the Chuck Norris related commentts?? lol

oh this vid seems more credible then the one's i've seen before.

[SuperGrgur]

This happens to me every time I cum., people see me as monster.

[Fuman86]

some one call Hell Boy!

[mamashackfu]

looks like the prehistoric shark found off japan a couple years ago....maybe another one??

[WWWAKATheTruth]

How big is it? I cant understand their jebberish

[UberMonsterDude]

it reminds me of a jelly fish

[hairyhand]

What? Now Sweden has a lake monster? Geez! One at a time, will ya, people? I'm still examining the Turkish Lake monster footage.

[trenq13]

lol dirtysci got owned!!

[tossingmidgetsforfun]

Its a "belchers sea snake"

[TheKL3Shay]

So... Are they trying to say that Chuck Norris jizzed in the water?

[EU3guy96]

Its a baby of storsjöodjuret!

[AClRCLEOFLlGHT]

Snake? No way it can't be a fucking snake! Snakes have been extinct for millions of years. Besides that they don't have any fins to swim with, how can it swim? How can it breathe underwater if its a snake? Definitely not a snake. I say its a Hippoposaurus.

[dirtysci]

@AClRCLEOFLlGHT

"Snakes have been extinct for millions of years"

What the hell are you smoking?

Read a book on reptiles. Go to a zoo. Get lost in the south west .

[AClRCLEOFLlGHT]

@dirtysci : I was mocking in sarcasm moron. If your brain wasn't fueled by MSG's you'd have caught that like a healthy minded adult.

[dirtysci]

@AClRCLEOFLlGHT

Fantastic. Well, your written sarcasm doesn't translate very well.

Especially up here where people make broad sweeping,

highly uneducated comments every second of the day.

And that MSG bit just shows that your geek sense of humor

is probably funny to only you, and maybe two of your friends.

Have a nice day.

[vezspark]

@AClRCLEOFLlGHT but your sarcasm kinda sucks..