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  • So true.

  • God. This is every fireman I've ever met! CHODES!

  • Holy Moly, there is some flaming going on here. I for one think this is pretty damn funny, the guy depicted is a dick, but, gees, its only a cartoon.

  • Hahahah...I've been in the job full time for 17years now....we try to screen these types out, but the system isn't perfect and we always end up with a few colourful characters like this chap, god bless 'em. how boring would the job be without 'em.

  • I am more bitchin - I have TWO!!! ha ha ha

  • Correction: SUBURBAN/RURAL fireman, being a fireman.

  • Think you guys in California have Firethugs? Our Firefrauders in Las Vegas Average $180k per year! Many make well over $200k! Some have topped $300k. Call in sick 300 to 1100hrs a year! They make this kind of money by calling in sick and covering each other for time and a half, and after they retire we keep paying the 6 figures and hire more thugs. They should all be fired and forced to pay the money back. Firethugs make me sick!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA my husband is a firefighter. He will think this is so funny.

  • I have designer glasses too.

  • the people who fight on here about how mean or dumb this is are just fire explorers or jr. firefighters.. actual firefighters get it and like the humor...

    good stuff

  • how do you make your video not lag? and turn green and pixelated? every time i try to upload my video from xtranormal it turns out all splotchy

  • we went to the bees

  • where do you make these videos?

  • These are hilarious! Yes, I'm a FF and I'd say this pegs about 99% of the guys I know!

    Oh, btw, about the firefighter stickers on our vehicles??? You don't realize how many traffic tickets we get out of with that sticker. :p

  • This guy says Kewl too much...

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  • i hate how he pronounces shit as "sheet"

  • Awesome so love the tramp stamp and probi comments. Love it

  • from what i have heard, can't verify, not only do you have to be in shape, it's all about what kind of last name you have and who you know to get a fireman job.

  • Speed boat fire slayer!! LOL Im so buying one

  • BE ADVISED

  • Looks to me like more jealousy. Some fat, out of shape coach troll who could not pass a PAT exam to become one of America's Bravest. I guess if you can't join 'em try & make fun of 'em.

  • @Lfdjake91 looks to me like another volunteer fireman that cant take a fucking joke trolling on youtube. You must be some douche that couldnt get on with a career dept. Let me guess, you have a bumber sticker that says "i volunteer to fight what you fear" on the back or your rusty 1975 ford pick up, with your helmet sitting on your dash and fire boots wedged between the cab and the bed of your truck covered in cow shit from farming in the morning? Idiot

  • @firemedic30ca Nope, wrong again dickhead, I'm a career firefighter/paramedic just like you, in fact I'm a 2nd generation career firefighter. Once again you fail, but I'm sure your used to that by now considering your many other failures in life. Touch luck for you shitbag.

  • @firemedic30ca LOL Yeah, like you don't try & advertise to the world your a jake huh. Let's look @ your screenname moron hmmm let me guess your a firefighter/paramedic whos 30 from Ca. How many chick are you trying to impress with that huh asshole? I also bet you have 12 fire stickers on your Prius(b/c you cali fags care about the environment)& wear jake shirts everywhere you go and your gonna call out someone else for doing the same.What a fraud. GFY douche.

  • @Lfdjake91 actually the only sticker i have on my family trailblazer is a Bad Religion one. And my handle name has been the same for 11 years. I dont think of myself as "a hero", im a guy doing my job and getting paid well for it. As far as im concerned theres nothing heroic about being trained very well to do a job, having all the equipment you need to do it safely and getting paid to do it.

  • The "heroes" are the civilian passers by that run into a fire to help someone they dont know with no equipment, no training and without being paid or thanked. The "heroes" are the ones that stop to do cpr on a stranger because they got their training at some corporate seminar they attended and saw someone in need. The “heroes” are the ones that pull their car over when they see someone in need and ask if they could use help. Maybe someday when you get over yourself youll understand that

  • @firemedic30ca Oh, your so humble & nobel. A true credit to the profession. "Just doing my job sir I'm glad to help." Your mom must be so proud.Tell me do the chicks& rest of the public really fall for that pathetic, transparent humble do gooder act? What a fuckin joke.

  • @firemedic30ca LOL Hey douchebag Youtube has only been around since 2005, so you've not had that name for 11 years.You could have easily choose a new name for here that had nothing to do w/ firefighting, like "Buttwiper30Ca" or "CrockwearingRNfag" but nope you picked 1 that loudly proclaimed to the world that your a jake, and then call out others for doing the same thing.Hypocrite dickhead.

  • @firemedic30ca amen,brother,....firefighters need to get over themselves,....every one runs around calling themselves 'heroes'.....sad, really....servicemen returning from war, REAL heroes, would never dream of calling THEMSELVES heroes...

  • @Lfdjake91 My bad. Youre just one of the many douche bags this video is making fun of. The asshat fire fighter that thinks "im a hero" and makes the rest of us look like arrogent cock suckers. Been on the job a whole 6 minutes have ya pal? Only a booter would say something like "america's bravest". Are you so deluded that you really think that about yourself? Wow...I mean, you must be the shit to put yourself over every veteran in this country cause your daddy got you a job waxing fire engines.

  • @firemedic30ca Actually I'm a veteran too thanks for bringin it up,I'm sure you hid when it was your time to serve.How long have you been on the job junior,because you sound like one of those old tired hacks whos long since given up professional pride & is just riding out his time waiting for his pension to kick in.Some of still take pride in what we do & are proud to call ourselves "America's Bravest" If your not then why don't you go be a RN full time & whipe asses w/ the rest of the women.

  • 5150 RP's are the best, huh?

  • probies are cool. lolol

  • pornstars get nearly as much ass as fireman! lolololololololol PROBIES are cool.

  • Hahahahahaha!!! ..... Aaaahahahahahshahs!!!!! This is so funny bc its true!!!

  • @machster69 hahahhahahhahahaha... this is so funny!

  • im a medic and i know a lot of FM like this.....

  • @Gt03champp I'm both a fireman & a medic and lets be honest I know alot of medics who are not much better. Overweight, chain smoking guys w/ huge duty belts w/ belt cutters, window punch & a 1,000 other little tools that they never use trying to tell themselfs that they are life savers while they go on their diaylsis call & NH returns.

  • @Lfdjake91 ha! very true.... damn ricky rescues.

  • This is effin stupid!!!!

  • Truck man are coooooool.

  • did i mention i am a fireman?

  • i watched this while saying after every line true true and true. I hang out with firemen and this is pretty much true. Good work.

  • AWESOME man !! 

  • LOL... love this video, my brother and boyfriend are fireman and they sound just like this with there tight shirts, fire tuck stickers, tag, and trailer hitch!!! I laughed so hard!!!

  • Hahaha! Great work. I love these videos.

  • "no fucking sheet" hahahaha robots..

  • this is my brother straight up! with his fire fighter sticker on his car lol

  • AWESOME!!

  • lmao lmao  to all who have done a dummy spit laugh a little live a lot and see the humour !

  • this is funny. my dad is a firefighter and falls into a lot of this stuff

  • I am a secretary for our fire dept. I swear I probably heard about 4 or 5 of our guys all rolled into this one. Hilarous!! 

  • woah thats cool i really like guys with a big truck haha

  • I am a dispatcher for police, fire and ambulance. This cracked me right up. Everyone at work has seen it several times. Too funny.

  • sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo true!! hahahahahahhahahahahahahaa

  • AHAHAHAHA!!!! this is the funniest shit ever! I love how he has all of the fire stickers and stuff on his truck so everyone knows that he is a "bad ass smoke eater"

  • I made a pretty funny one as well...

  • I'm also a career firefighter. I love this video! This one truly takes the cake, and it is so "spot on." All of this is so damn true, yet so funny. We can all relate. Awesome job on the video, bub.

  • My hubs is a ff and we know way too many of the folks who've fallen into these stereotypes. Hilarious!

  • tramp stamps are cool, they might as well be a bulls eye...hahahahaha

  • "Of course you do... That is why we cruise Main Street five times a shift." Lol

  • Lmfao. Funny because it's true.

  • Hard core smoke eaters we are....lmfao i love this vid. you can watch it over and over and it still doesnt get old

  • is this a game where can i download it

  • you figured us out vikings. You should run for mayor and change things. Or just try doing a fire/paramedics job on a good call and see if you can handle the pressure Sally.

  • OMG! Love u guys at the FD! But this is funny shit....So True...

  • firemen are the lazest group of ass holes ive ever met. The reality is most firehalls are switching over to volunteer depts in the future.Lots of citys are discovering you don't have to pay people to squirt water on a fire(mindless job)when you can get people to do it for free!!!!

  • @vikings844 haha ru serious lazy?? yaaa maybe you should actually try the job or even getting it and really wut if a huge building is on fire wut ru gunna do?

  • @vikings844 .....just wait till your house is on fire and then comment on their abilities....

  • @vikings844 you're an idiot!

  • @vikings844 Poor Viking844, He's obviously a COP!!!

  • @vikings844 thats a great theory man..lets see you try firefighting and see how you like it. If it's such a "mindless job" then I'm sure you could do it real easy and you wouldnt burn up and die your first time on a real structure fire..eat shit and die you dick

  • @mikekayaksfast I'd rather let my house burn down than deal with the fireman douchebaggery. Heroes don't get paid to do their job.

  • @wrnchhead76 douchebaggery? in what way are firemen douchebags? They are there for anybody who needs them 24/7. Theyve been around since the inception of our country running into burning buildings, putting their lives on the line for the sake of others. Think about 9-11 man. 343 "douchebags" ran into those towers gave their lives without even blinking twice because its what they do. And they wouldn't hesitate to do the same for anybody. even unnapreciative dick smokers like you.

  • @wrnchhead76 You are aware that 85% of Firemen in the US are volunteer, and not paid, yes?

  • @vikings844 too bad you could never do it.

  • @vikings844 Yeah and cops sit on their asses in their cruisers most of the time and eat donuts and drink coffee...very few cops actually walk a beat. A cop doesn't have to lug 70 pounds of gear with him, along with a full suit and a helmet...why don't they ditch the belt and the kevlar and try dragging a charged hose into a ripping fire with a full airpack on and then see who's lazy.

  • @vikings844 yeah stupid people so desperate for attention that they will do it for free. Go ask the family of the volly FF in my home state who was killed in a celler fire & had no life insurance for his family & now they have nothing. BTW, jerk ass if you feel firemean are so lazy please feel free to put out your own fires & handel your own medical emergencies then. Dickhead.

  • fricken hilarious!!!

  • tool.

  • How can I download this to my ipod?  Is this possible?

  • Pornstars get almost as much Ass as Firemen...hahahahaha.

  • Dude! this is so true! I'm an explorer and I've already spent in excess of $350 just for my uniform, and I had to buy goggles for my helmet XD not to mention Fire Science and my EMT are way expensive! This is so true.

  • OMG everything said in this video is SO true! Typical calls, talking about how poeple who call 911 don't know the right information! And that bums can't walk 2 feet to the hospital and some don't even have anything wrong with them that restricts them from walking. Our 911 system is abused WAY too often. I'm thinkin the person who made this may have been a dispatcher... talking about the "bitchin dispatchers". HAHA and the probies.... lOl. Love the little dance at the end ;-)

  • I agree, its the uniform! Haha This sounds just like my fireman! Thanks for the laugh!!!

  • I dated this fireman! Lol!

  • I love it...thanks!!!

  • \ghjffjhhhhhhhhhhfkfhfjl

  • Love it...my wife says it it so true...what does she know!

    :)

  • you think the bantering in this thread is bad? watch a marine vs a soldier video. those are the best. oohrah!

  • my favorite part is "our healthcare system is cool"

  • man i am a career ff but this is funny. people need to stop takin everything so serious learn to laugh at yourself

  • I am a firefighter. We need more volenteers.

  • I know that guy. And I've been on everyone of those calls

  • Uh, not funny at all...I love my fd/union stickers, and just cause I work out in front of a mirror checking myself out, and like to "cruise main street" doesn't make this totally realistic and absolutely hilarious!

  • This is hilarious... oh and I am a female firefighter, just thought everyone needed to know. I have a sticker on my truck and a maltese cross tramp stamp bc I am cool. Oh and this really IS how most of the guys at my department act. Too funny!

  • I dont feel like reading all the comments, but yea, this pretty much sums up every toolbag who got into the Fire Department for the wrong reason. lol. Its sad because theres a couple thousand people on here that are laughing cause they do the same shit...

    Stay Low

  • Awesome video...so true it hurts.

    Having been a professional athlete before becoming a firefighter I can say with some authority that men are men...no matter what profession they are in. Good thing they don't make movies about over paid doctors, politicians, sports heros, pilots and lawyers who philander their oversexed and overdrugged ego maniac selves through life. That would be a harsh reality nobody wants to know about.

    Peace

  • One of you sharp computer guys needs to come up with a good paramedic video........can they put the little guy in a skirt? Just so there will be no mistakin' he is a paramedic

  • Bwaaaaa.......who says LAFD paramedics are too busy ? Not too busy to come up with this. Friggin' hilarious, don't get yer panties in a wad boys. The producer didn't pull this stuff outta thin air, if you haven't seen an example of everything he points out....you ain't been payin' attention. Excuse me, I'm gonna go shave my mustache and scrape the CSFA sticker off my lifted truck...Bwaaaaaaaa

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  • I've been reading all this buzz between med and fire, and honestly, you guys sound like children. I'm a medic. I have nothing against firemen. I help people who need help. That is it. Are people starting to forget what we are here to do because they are busy bickering about their position or the position of others? Just do your work, be proud of it, and know you are making a difference. And let everyone else worry about their own work.

  • All you idiots comparing calls, cities, and personal stats are exactly what this video lampoons. Keep on bragging so there is more to make fun of brothers!

  • ok, you guys are GAY...height weight and bench? really?> comparing stats on calls and shit?llama yer dumb, "and a list of fireman who's asses I have saved." really?

  • C'mon guys anyone that is in the fire service knows that this is true. you might not want to admit to it, but the truth hurts sometimes. well done to whoever made these.

  • Really guys(and girls) Really? lead by example..........

  • come on pumperman26 its the 21 centrey theres no team players anymore if there was we wouldnt be getting canceled at 3 in the morning cause of the number on your helmatand as for all the other pansey asses your just jelious cause you dont got the balls to go into a burning building so you stand outside and wait to see if someone went into that burning building not having a fucking clue and gets hurt wheres the balls in being a medic

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  • @Rrated10 because with slimebag politicians cutting staffat FDs nationwide(Which like i said runs EMS also here),We dont need unity or professional attitudes to combat sleazy politicians trying to save a buck at the expense of the publics safety and our jobs.I mean,only about 15 people have died in NE Ohio in thlast6 months inhouse fires due to staffing cutsor inadequate staffing(IN Medina,Elyria,Mentor,Cleveland­)not to mention howmany from EMS callsMVAS etc.,so keep up the bickering,it helps

  • yess perhaps this is pretty funny. However, as a student going through to be a firefighter .. it takes more "than half a brain and a strong back".. people dont realize all of the stuff we have to learn, memorize and go through to be a firefighter. We wake up each day and decide that we will put our own lives at risk to save the lives of everyone, even you a*sholes who think we're a bunch of retards !

  • Jealous? Of fireman? Far from it lol.

    Dominique77777 covers the realism well, volunteer and can't read but thinks they are hot shit. Fireman put water on fire, carry my paramedic bags, roll hoses, and sweep up body fluids with kitty litter, Helen Keller with a lobotomy and a retarded cockroach can do that lol. Keep dreaming boys!!

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  • I am trained in high angle rescue, search and rescue/recovery, swift water, flight medic, I keep the hose draggers away from the drugs, especially after one tried to bolus lidocaine to a heat exhaustion PT. Auto extrication is easy, cut the A/B frame and doors, wow talent there. King airways are made for EMT's. Your quote "but when it happens we have to be money", do you mean "READY"? Only reinforces my point. Keep pattin yourself on the back in your volunteer little dept.

  • @llamma96 ,pumperman26,and rrated 10,you all sound like a bunch of whiny 6th grade kids on aplayground comparing dick sizes orarguing whose dad can beat upwhose dad.You think youre shits so hot,come work in NE ohio where whether youre volunteer,parttime and especially fulltime,you need to be both a EMT/paramedicand firefighter in order to even staff the staion(even parttime) and you have to rotate time between squad,truck ,engine,heavy rescue because your town refuse to pay for adequate staff.

  • LMAO soooooo CLASSIC you bad ass smoke eaters!!!!

  • This is the coolest and truest thing I have ever seen!!! Reminds me of every guy in the state of O-H-I-O !!

  • You know why God made cops?

    So firemen could have heroes too.

  • No No No... Thats why God made the Emergency Service Unit!

  • I know at least 10 Firemen that used to be cops. I have NEVER even heard of a Fireman wanting to be a cop. Thanks for stopping traffic for us.

  • Maybe you haven't been around long enough or kept your ears open. I've worked with at least three guys who transferred from fire service to law enforcement.

  • I've kept my ears open all 20 years. You have never, and will never meet a guy who left a Paid, Full-Time fire job to be a cop. Never. I totally respect and appreciate what you do. I think our job is just a bit  more rewarding.

  • Well shucks, Daryll; I guess those guys I worked with all lied to me. Two of them seemed to really know a lot about Tucson FD and the Laredo FD guy was REALLY knowledgeable! Your job may be rewarding (I respectfully disagree) but ours pays a helluvalot better and that can be a bigger reward. Stay safe!

  • BTW, I 'm pretty sure that those jobs were PAID and FULL-TIME positions!

  • You stay safe too.  Thanks.

  • @daryll3 Take it easy. I know there aren't too many fireman who want to be cops, because that would mean they would have to work. I'll keep stopping traffic for you, because firemen need heros.

  • If you knew how to spell you would have done better on all those fire tests you took. Bottom line is these videos are hilarious because there is a small amount of truth to them. Cops are great and I totally respect what you do. Stay safe.

  • @daryll3 Spoken like a true fireman. Thanks for keeping the fireman stereotype going. It's called a typo, buddy. I know it is hard for you to understand this, but not everyone wants to became a fireman. It's true, never applied, never will.

  • Love it!

  • Land Pirates.

  • i have to say that this is the stupidest video that i have ever seen. It does remind me of my boyfriend that thinks he's a hot shit because he is a volunteer firefighter who is 16 and can't read.. He thinks he is going to make it through life...HA

  • Fireman's Last Rights

    (making the sign of the cross)

    Necklace, Wallet, Watch, Ring.

  • You sound Jealous!!!! LOSER!!!

  • @llamma96 That's harsh! I fully agree though!! LOL!!

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  • Trust me pumperman26, my resume is probably a lot longer than yours. ex Army flight medic, SWAT medic, (all big city BTW) and a list of fireman who's asses I have saved. I have no desire to be a hosedragger, never have and never will. Again sorry to disappont but I'm 5'10" 160lbs, run 5 miles every other day, 6pack stomach and 7% BMI, (body fat). Keep dreamin in your little bubble buddy ;-)

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  • My city has 50+ fire stations, run 30+ambulances 3rd city, the SWAT is a part time gig in another city. I'm not superman, just work and do my job very simple. I don't have an ego, but love to laugh at the ones who do. The "resume" I gave you was the rebuttal to your thought I might actually want to drag a hose, won't happen. I've been asked to apply and won't. I'm where I want to be.

  • Well llamma96, I am glad you are where you want to be. And you actually sound down to earth here. I don't want to be a paramedic or a cop, I am where I want to be also. So why do you have to trash us firemen? I think paramedics are awesome. You do a great job. Us firemen do a great job. Why can't we both respect each other, and leave it at that? I don't think I'm a badass or entitled to anything. But it pisses me off when people like you start in with the Helen Keller shit. That is so immature.

  • @pumperman26 and also guys noone cares how big your city ishow many stations it has or how many calls they runbecause we know that you individually arent manning 3 of those stations at once or running 2 calls at once.A small town partime FD with one station running 7-800fire/EMS calls a year probaly has guys just as experienced if not more so than you.why do i get the feeling nne of you could cut it in NE ohio.Thank you for your mature attitudes representing our profession,

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  • Dear llamo96,,,,,,,You are a mega-dork.

  • @llamma96 You sound like such a stud! You are so full of yourself nobody has ever had a chance to love you as much as you do. You probably have your own name tatooed on your lower back. Does your boyfriend get tired of hearing you talk about yourself? Everybody here is.

  • @12packman wow that only took you 3 months to reply to those comments...which I have long since forgotten about lol. Try spell check...it's spelled "TATTOOED", but I guess I can't expect much from a 3rd grader or your 3rd grade education. Sorry to disappoint you though but I'm not gay, and even if I was my dead body would probably reject you just as fast all the other guys do. Hang in there though, Mr Right should find you someday, just keep looking in the back alleys and homeless shelters.

  • You are a Total Dickhead........DENIED!!!!

    LMFAO

  • this is sooo true! I see it all the time. you gotta' laugh at it!

    cruizin' the engine to check out the girls. first guys to sign up for a parade--& so on........

    very funny egos at work in the business.

    the IAFF sticker(s) in the back & front window of their cars and big trucks --

    I know a guy with

    (8) IAFF stickers on the back of his pickup.

    a mega-fire-dork!

    more truth than fiction in the dispatches-very funny! fireman being a fireman

  • Iam from the UK & I agree with you!! every time Iam in town on Fridays they are usually there!! Ohhhhhhh!! I just melt!!

  • LMAO!

    This is funny as hell

  • This dude smashed us. It is as true as it gets.

    BTW--I am a FF/PM and not fat at all. Stupid people make generalizations.

  • your mom likes firemen.

  • I love this video!!! Most of the fire fighters are a little stuck up just for fun but the one that has an eye on me is pretty shy!!!

  • HAHAHAHAHA...I love this! I am a paramedic... and yes.. yes FF's are so like this.. and it is why I love you guys!

  • I am both a ff and paramedic and this shit is hilarious! you all need to relax, i cant believe how offend everyone becomes over jokes! and we all know this is how ff's truly act. nice dance by the way

  • i agree. im and medic/ff too and i love these

  • This video is awesome, if you can't laugh at yourself, then you should go F*** yourself. I've been on the job for seven years and this dude has us nailed. You all work with at least one bro with too many firefighter window stickers and another guy who can't seem to find T-shirts big enough for him. This isn't hatering it's parody. Well done.

  • A cop definately made this... always jealous of fireman

  • OMFG ... so freakin funny This had to be a cop that made this! And ya ...... chicks dig us

  • Josh... I'm in the process in becoming a ff but man you are giving ff a bad rep by being so ignorant. Cops and ff are on the same team. You make me sad.

  • The only reason there are "firefighters" is because God created Paramedics.

  • lol cant say shit about that if your cross trained lol

  • LOL--God made and cross-trained Firefighters as paramedics cause paramedics are too fat!

  • um--lemme guess..you must have taken the test to get on the fire department and failed. Thats odd...most paramedics I know are obese or new at the job and will be obese soon. Study for the test next time-dont be a hater--everybody loves a fireman

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  • how do you make these videos!?

  • Its just a joke. Why can't people just laugh at the video and not argue about what firefighters and cops do. Good and bad in both fields. The comments I read are just ignorant.

  • It's what cops and firefighters do; we bust balls on each other! However, if needed, we'll help each other like a brother!

  • Designer sunglasses!?!?!?!!! Love this video!

    "The truck crew cut a sweet hole in the roof....it was not needed. Truck crews are cool!!!!"

  • lmao! no lie about 60% of the people at my station wear oakleys lol

  • Bees at the scene :)

  • I love how firefighters are the "real heroes" yet actually do what they are trained to do maybe once every other week and the rest of the time give out band-aids. I sure wish I got paid to work out and go grocery shopping. I am sure it is scary and takes balls to run into a burning building, but being a firefighter does not take near the balls as being a cop. No one likes them for what they do, hardly anyone thanks them for what they do, they face life threatening calls EVERY shift.