How to Flirt Japanese-Style

[MAUROtele]

wait wait, so the way to meet a girl in japan isnt to rape her on a bus? man just when i though i knew japanese culture....

[rudderhardtoport]

ok we're clear to go!!! lets go!!!

[rubytav]

LMAO!! Best line "We are good to go". Really, Really!!!

[MrTourture]

0:33 did she say "FUCK" or am I haluscinating again on an asian person?

[jokerarayko]

@MrTourture Fat

[lolipedofin]

I guess she's been away from Japan for too long... Perhaps back when Godzilla was first out...

[spydersphere]

When does she poo on my chest and/or face please?

[mikesomething]

never take dating advice from a woman, they dont know what the fuck they want

im super serial

[shawnlocke]

I would advise you don't tell a Westernized japanese woman that she looks like a monster

[Lingadil]

hehe, well, she's speaking truth in a way. its not like a guy will tell a girl he loves that "you're pretty, you're beautiful.." most guys would be embarrassed to say that. most of the time they would say, "u know, you're cute.. like my cat, with her beautiful sparkling eyes, etc etc." well, and the girl would go, aww or wth, some would blush, but some would reply like, "oh yeah!? you're just like my dog, who's so loyal to his master." but the guy and the girl knows they love each other. yup ;3

[cvetko]

he says monster and she is impressed because of his charm ?!WTF !!!

[socksumi]

Strange opinion and not one that I've ever heard from any Japanese that I know.

[GNinja]

......She can't be serious.

[smileyblackpannther]

Is she talking about teasing? cuz i can understand it that way but if not... thats kinda like... 'Your ugly. Dont talk to me...." "Well your fat so yeah..." "Wanna get married?" lol that would never happen here lol

[JesterOnCrack]

I have no idea if this video is true or not but I can sure as hell believe it. I mean, the is is the country, where you can present a gift with the words: "this is boring but here you go anyway" :D But really, in the context of the language it makes sense^^

[Edbrad]

HAHAHAHA this is her just punking stupid westerners right?

[ToxicCupcake1]

whaaat? thats meaan. if someone did this in my country we would probably mean that we would be embaressed to walk with them. and they'd think we were flirting, no way..

[FASTMOVINGBROOK]

is this a JOKE??? HEY JAPAN IS CRAZY DIFFERENT! MAYBE ITS A NEW fad! AHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

[kc7fys]

Perhaps, but you've given all of your examples in a foreign language without proper inflection. Only a small amount of the total message is in the literal language. Therefore, "insult" and "ridicule" totally miss the mark. Demonstrate the example language in it's real context--in Japanese--then we get the idea. "Gentle chiding" and "cute teasing" are better descriptions than insult and ridicule. The comments reflect the improper message you've sent on this topic. -Jonathan, Minnesota

[gfred31]

huh?so she said ur handsome, dat means ur ugly n an old fart??? this world is really turning upside down!

[serenecelene]

So all this time, the guys who call me a fat, ugly b*ch everyday have actually been doing so because they like me??? =D This is the best news I've eve-- Oh wait, I live in the United States.......

[ayah1984]

i bet no means yes and yes means no

[buraburayoshi]

LOL

[MGria]

Really? Is this a joke?

Because when a friend of mine called one of my Asian friends he had a crush on a monster, she got really pissed and threw her drink on him O.o

[Emperornc1]

@MGria Asian doesn't specifically mean Japanese, and it doesn't mean Asian descent :P

[MGria]

@Emperornc1 ok :)

[kossmikham]

uhhh..... huh?

[bubblegumxdxp]

fat middlewest guy? O.o is that what she said??!

[PianistandFencer]

@bubblegumxdxp fat middle-aged I *think* is what she said hahahaha

[jamPrinny11]

she slaped me

[porn1978]

i still didnt get it...lets skip the date and just FUCK!

[zero15541554]

not gonna try this

[Pistolen08]

The song at the end is Summer Smiles by Henry Homesweet FYI!

[SilverRedIndigo]

ROFL!!!

[Burning0Lilac]

xD!! I LOVE THIS VIDEO!

[taboolah]

what was that all about ?!

[mohammedlovespork]

never take advice about an entire group of people from one person

[Katyusha666]

When the guy proposes, he probably says something in the lines of: "I want to spend the rest of my life with the fat ugly bitch that you will be, while constantly having to go though the constant nagging of your bitchy mom and spending time with your asshole of a father."

[garciamona9]

so they flirt by insulting each other?!

lol

[saphiredewdrop]

@garciamona9

doesn't surprise me.

look at in the US...girls call each other bitch and slut as words of endearment. :p

[haczel]

@garciamona9 I was also wondering about the same thing! I did not understand the video XD

[guiltyaschagrin]

wait, so what does the fat middle aged man thing mean?

[haczel]

@guiltyaschagrin apparently it's a compliment i Japanese but an insult in other cultures...or so it appears.

[maskedglove]

This round eyes is going to go tell japanese girls they look like a crazy japanese monster. I'll let you know how it works coming from me.

[Mahrahia]

That sounds like something little kids would say--no really. "You look like a monster." "I don't want to be seen with you."

[MSAZgreen]

you look like Lady Gaga and I'm embarrassed to even look at you.

[geoff1121]

TENTACLE MONSTER!!!!!!!! RAHHH ILL EAT UR PUSSY!! RAHHHH

[GenyaArikado]

Is this woman a weird looking one or not ?

[vladiinsky]

???

[JamaicanCutie18]

wtf is wrong with her nose

adding a bridge to an asian nose looks disgusting!!

[cokefan3]

@JamaicanCutie18 Whats wrong with your nose?

[iDoRimjob]

@cokefan3 What's wrong with your nose? Does it look like that from all the years of coke you've done?

[cokefan3]

@iDoRimjob I asked you a simple question dipshit. And by a cokefan, I mean the Cola. Nice seeing someone with a sick fucking mind prick.

[iDoRimjob]

@cokefan3 Aw how cute, you're getting all pissed off by my comment, which wasn't even that bad. I swear I could just pinch your cheeks now, such a cute little baby you are. 

[cokefan3]

@iDoRimjob awww ikr? Think about it, you replied to say you want to pinch my cheeks.

[iDoRimjob]

@cokefan3 You're giving me a boner, stop it or I'm going to fuck you.

[cokefan3]

@iDoRimjob trollolololol

[iDoRimjob]

@cokefan3 All your base are belong to us!

[cokefan3]

@iDoRimjob shit..... yeah u won :C

[sukebegaijin1]

I watched this video clip and told a Japanese girl a Monster. I was this close to getting slap on my face. Thanks for nothing. So since then

[bummer6]

I will never ever go to Japan... It's fucking opposite land XD

[espiritu526]

What like a monster no kidding may she is trying to make us look like a bunch of looser XD

[inturtaner]

...................ok.........­

[SmokeyCough]

"Embrassed to walk with you"

Honest as fuck aren't they...

[DevilDog342]

@SmokeyCough yeah

[melonbarmonster]

We do this in US too no? Hans Solo and Princess Laia come to mind.

[waddalovah]

Haha. That's cute. :]