Matt Damon in Team America

[ikillliberals45]

BEN ASSCRACK

[thegingabishouen]

MARK WALBURB ISSSSS.... MATT DAMON

[MrLukegarnett]

matt damon lol his voice is so retarded

[LEEDSRHINOS1]

MAAAAAYT DAAAAAAMON

[pinkrubberelphant]

Didn't quite catch that. Who were they talking about again?

[dronespace]

"While Matt Damon was originally meant to be an intelligent person in the film, Parker and Stone saw during production that his puppet was so malformed it "looked retarded."

hahaha

[AsianAwesome69]

That was fucking deep. Wise Words 

[darkwarrior80]

i like the part were he said matt damon

[westcoast532]

press 7 for the best matt damon of the lot

[saucydog118]

Press 5.

And that is the normal behaviour of the rare creature named Matt Damon.

[ENTERRAPTURE20]

ISAIAH 19:3-4 THE SPIRIT OF EGYPT SHALL FAIL IN ITS MIDST;I WILL DESTROY ITS “COUNSEL”:..THE EGYPTIANS WILL I GIVE INTO THE HAND OF THE CRUEL/FIERCE LEADER.DAMASCUS SYRIA–OLDEST CITY,NEVER BEEN DESTROYED(ISAIAH 17:1)ISRAEL DIVIDED(JOEL 3:1-2)JESUS SAID,HIS 2ND COMING,IF U SEE DMASCUS DSTROYED & SRAEL DVIDED.IF U THINK QUAKES R COMMON THINK OF THESE PROPHECIES,THESE R N THE NEWS NOW.1THESSALONIANS 4:17,WE’LL MEET JESUS IN THE CLOUDS(RAPTURE) REPENT!READ BIBLE,MATTHEW 24 –GIV YOUR LIFE TO JESUS.

[Schmunken1]

@ENTERRAPTURE20 bible shit

[JackLindstrom]

@ENTERRAPTURE20 DAAAAAAAAAAMON!!!!!

[MountainRook]

@ENTERRAPTURE20 what the fuck are you talking about

[damexican62]

Film Actors Guild FTW!!!!!

[ellikennyslove15]

hahahhahahah lol

[soraspork]

i got good luck in cod once saying matt damon i won that game LIKE A BAWS

[cabot2jville2010]

anytime in Battlefield 3 when im about to blow my C4's i say the proud call "Matt Damon!" and we all celebrate. and get a few laughs :)

[jinglekeys43]

Favourite parts of the film hahahaha

[TheMariamification]

We all now Matt Damon has 206 accounts on youtube, right ?

[PeinsDisciple]

Ok, I got no idea who this character is a reference to. Can someone help me out here?

[pedralicamosa]

@PeinsDisciple Don't think if they are referring him to anybody. Matt Damon is just so badass and a pretty smart guy so by making him say only his name they make him look completly retarded. That's what i thought.

[neviusprime]

@pedralicamosa Nope, when Matt and Trey made the puppet they just thought it looked retarded so they started saying "Matt Damon" like that and it ended up in the movie. True story.

[mfckinica]

never laughed so hard when i saw this in the movie

[MrBdubski69]

@mfckinica this and the dicks fuck assholes almost gave me a heart attack becuz i laughed soooo hard

[BingoxRoblox]

F.A.G

Fake.And.Gay

[jiffinbigles]

@BingoxRoblox har har

[wwmitchelww1]

@BingoxRoblox Goodone 

[7rayd]

Matt Damon's best performance. EVER.

[eamaralmoviefan]

I had to add this voice over while watching Contagion...

[bono0298]

how can u dislike this film

[litojonny]

i dont get it...

[itzkolpi]

@litojonny watch the film. fking hillarious

[pelliander]

this always makes me happy 

[MrGohan111]

matt damon

[LuchoLavalle]

This always cracks me up lol

[BladeZR1]

Thanks to this movie anytime a watch a movie with Matt Damon in it I can't help but say "Matt Damon" Thank you Matt and Trey!

[MikkeeBook]

Hey Matt Damon fans. Just wrote this song called 'The Jason Bourne Song'. Check it out

[lParoXismel]

i used to say matt damon .. but then i took an arrow to the knee

[TheGeordieftw]

Mett deymon...

[yourmaker74]

like a counsellor from penn state university

[yourmaker74]

this touched my heart

[LiftyShiftyFan]

TIMMEH!!

[Mclovin1637]

SAM-U-EL-JACKSON!!!!

[Dwk519]

Will Hunting!

[samsherbert]

Leonardo DiCaprio!

[kataishin]

I like this!

[TheDarkAngelDani]

Ya know when you say a word too much and it's meaning changes? I've just painted my living room 'matte damon'

[benpalexander]

like if you went from So Ronery to the Team America anthem to MATT DAMON!

[Jice151]

I logged onto to Minecraft and on the main menu it said "Matt Damon!" I lol'd so hard.

[eamaralmoviefan]

someone should sparta remix this

[TofikToficTofic]

med deymond

[ryan85296]

meht deymon

[86Stooy]

I love that he got so pissed off at this.

[kreehomel]

Don't you hate it when the video cuts off? "Matt Day-"

Who KNOWS what he was going to say?!

[Emin3mFreaker]

MARK WALBURG!!!

[TheEagerMcBeaver]

I like the part at the end where it cut off too early.

[doogies11]

0:07

yeah sure I always wank while shouting my own name

[chums101]

So true!!

[kcolston20]

0:08 A wild Matt Damon appears

[HockeyFan5706]

MYATT DAYMEN

[professor900]

Matt Damon!

[LEEDSRHINOS1]

maaaaaayt daaaaaamon

[jamesrwill]

Is there an actual "point" to this?

[stigler30]

@jamesrwill Right wing propaganda.

[MrApplewoodcoyote]

MAETT DAEYMIN!

[Dancing88Mike]

lol I wonder if Matt every looks up himself on google and see's that this is the first video that pops up about him in web search. XDDDDDDDDDDDD

[cheezkid]

matt damon!

[TheCrossbolt]

He Seid Matt Damon

[TheCrossbolt]

Dan69wastaken he Seid Matt Damon

[Dan69WasTaken]

the last line was cut short what did he say

[VictorVonFox]

keep pressing 5 for matt damon masterbating

[iamme110]

MATT DAHMEN

[CinnabonChan]

"And Matt Damon."

[Gerald45]

Mehhht dehmonnn

[LocoRico89]

Datt Mamon!

[SR71ABCD]

What's your name?

Matt Damon

Where you live?

Matt Damon

Who's your girlfriend?

Matt Damon

What's your favourite film?

MATT DAMON!!!

[TheJam355]

Just to let people know, the reason matt Damon is retarded in the movie is because the creators wanted him to be a clever character but the puppet came out wrong and they said it look retarded. So they decided to do that as a joke.

[hiho0140]

@TheJam355 True or not, it does.

[Malimeezy]

from now on when im done with something im going to say Matt Damon

[RattlerXA]

0:07 MATT DAMON!!! *YELL MY NAME WHILE MASTURBATING TOO*

[bkkammersgard]

@Casshyr it was actually Matt Damon's idea to have his character do this in the movie, since he and the creators are good friends. I think Matt meant for it to make fun of his fans and how they say his name I think?

[NitroGadvRules]

@bkkammersgard Yeah apparantly his puppet came out retarded looking by mistake which is what gave them this idea.

[TheEmmaXD]

I like the part where he says "Matt Damon"

[countdouchebag1]

@TheEmmaXD i like the part where you die

[TheEmmaXD]

@countdouchebag1 what the fuck is your problem?

[countdouchebag1]

@TheEmmaXD kidding. but honestly "i like the part where hurr durr said hurr durr" is getting sadly old, should have died when it started. that's just my opinion. it has just gotten to the point where every video has to have that one idiot who says the same exact thing 100 past people have said on the same video -__-

[JGormigon123]

@TheEmmaXD me too

[albinomonkey27]

:14 o boy did someone forget to feed matt damon

[Casshyr]

I never quite understand why they made him say his name over and over again...he doesn't do that in real life does he?

[ChallengeCommander]

@Casshyr The reason why they made him say his name all the time was when the MD puppet was made i think the writers or director said he looked really retarded so they just scripted him to just say his name to reinforce it. To great effect might I add :P

[longarmsbass]

matt damon

[Alexc3217]

I wonder how he feels when he looks up his name and sees this every time...

[TheGreaterGood80]

@Alexc3217 most Hollywood actors are wimps, but Damon actually likes to make fun of himself, like on Jimmy Kimmel, and I heard he found this to be funny

[Geo69xr]

lol

[XfreakinD]

Matt Damon!! I choose you!!

[schapadap]

the tone he says matt damon in is always parallel to the music

[manowar8899]

F.A.G !!!!

[xxSWORDINATORxx]

If u press 5 repeatly, looks like hes masturbating

[MCSocialCraft]

Meeyatt daymon

[GoofyPlanB95]

Datt Mamon.

[mrmaster117]

@Packerd01 HEY, YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH ABOUT MATT DAMON!

[AmazingBean12]

in that third little scene it looks like he is saying matt damon at the same time is masterbating

[anothga]

@AmazingBean12 I thought the same thing 0_o

[Johnnyblazedanketch]

Basically, if you are a derp, you will get made fun of by the south park guys. If you are a republican or conservative in any way, then family guy will make fun of you.

[suckmysockmonster]

@Johnnyblazedanketch

they bash republicans, too. and the only reason they made fun of Matt Damon here (the three guys are actually really good friends) was because when the puppet makers came back with Matt Damons puppet, it looked retarded. so they went with it.

[marcusduck]

I still don't get it.

[lugeeman]

Matt...... Damon

[yagneshraviteja]

WTF

:(

[ps3specter]

Isn't this basically him in real life?

[mysteriouskazakh]

Story of my life. Hence the vid responce... :P

[hungryhungrymetroid]

@Packerd01 Dude, you know they equally make fun of conservatives, right? They are basically neutral when it comes to political satire, unlike Seth McFarlane.

[rich2saint]

I must locate Matt Damon. On a plane, giving a speech on the importance of unions, on MSNBC, in the Oval Office, or at the U.N., anywhere he might be. Then, while staring into his eyes, I will say to him slowly and with the utmost conviction: "Matt... Damon..."

[Arthantos]

Packerd, calm down dear! Did somebody spill your pint?

[LilRoeTheRapper]

Ben AsslecK!!!! I mean, Ben Affleck....

[Detth2you]

Want to know what's ironic? Matt Damon was the one who thought of this joke. He saw the puppet and thought that it looked retarded so yeah.

[ryangallagher23]

@friedstuffable  hahhah

[directorbeauakers]

@RETRODIBUD, get a life.

[LEEDSRHINOS1]

MAAAAAAYT DAAAAAAAMON

[sharkcross92]

who's that pokemon?

it's*cuts him off* MATT DAMON!!!!!

[DarthKrattus]

@sharkcross92 Nope, Chuck Testa

[MrDown2Business]

maaattt daamon... maaaattt daaamon.. maaatt daamon... TIMMAH!

[Ziklos2]

This movie was the first i saw Matt Damon in, so I didn't have so much expectations on him from the start.

[oogachuckababy]

Why does Leonardo Decapro keep saying Matt Damon???

[duddu1111]

Matt.... Damon....

[RETRODIBUS]

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[DurtDurty]

matt damon and timmy need to start a band

[LibertarianChristian]

Steve Holt!

[keweidoo]

@LibertarianChristian

i actually lol'd :D

[Corpzmaker91]

0:06 Matt Damon is having sexy time with himself

[Stoneman180190]

Matt Damon made 194 accounts

[shadybros]

me and my friends almost got kicked out of contagion for yelling "MYATT DAMEENN" really loud whenever he came up :)

[nickn328]

@shadybros Oh, so you and your friends are douchebags?

[shadybros]

@nickn328 teee heee yeah basically :) <3 it

[nickn328]

@shadybros Fuck you.

[Perid0tStar]

@shadybros  that sounds Awesome xD

[amjams]

If you watch the credits, you'll notice Matt Damon is the only character that's voiced by both Parker and Stone. They really put their hearts into it.

[AdrianMcCVideos]

I also scream out my own name when masturbating.

[LEEDSRHINOS1]

MAAAAAAYT DAAAAAAAAMON

[legoclockfreak710]

MATT DA...

[brondzBaLLZ]

myat dahymen!

[satan163]

*proud voice* Matt Damon!

[bw01a]

Matt Damon, liberal blowhard. Maaaatt Daaaamon!!

[snufrozemaniah]

he's like a pokemon

[NickyAmerica]

Matt Derpmon.

[ICECOLD1972]

Matt Damon is a F.A.G.

[rbmadd]

MYATT DAMON

[PIRAKAS666]

LMAO



[xXExtremeRampageXx]

hehe everytime i see him i am yelling MATT DAMON haha

[dimitrisagreborn]

i don't fucking like him at all and it seems like i'm not the only one. .

[IfICommentBackImGayB]

MATT DAMON...

nuff said

[19shiflett]

Are danny glover and matt damon jacking off in the third clip???

[SimonB198207]

Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States.'

'MATT DAMON'

[Estrellaa]

i cant watch matt damon movies anymore because of this

[yzboy85]

@Estrellaa so true..

[FSMNoodlyAppendage]

I love how making Matt Damon retarded wasn't the original plan. That's what happens when your puppet making machine breaks I guess...

[ClassicHolic]

ha! jimmy kimmel would be so satisfied!!

[ericscarface]

the moment this scene come on when i first watched the film i almost died of laughter

[PennyWisee14]

MATT DAMONNNN (retard voice)

[JoeFGale]

the rreason why they made him retarded in the movie is because there was an accident with that happened with the face part as you can tell, i think they fucked up while making it or maybe it was slightly melted so they decided to not start over and make him retarded. that whole reason is hilarious

[shyuuump]

@JoeFGale or because he's a douchebag

[sevaryn111]

They were originally going to have Matt Damon be ridiculously smart and eloquent, but when the puppet was finished it just looked too retarded, so they ran with it :D

[proofish]

i like the part when he says matt damon

[MrHenryMason]

I really laughed at these "Matt Damon-moments". But as a German I have to ask: why is Matt Damon depicted this way? Is he known for stupidity or what??

[TheChuchulainn]

@MrHenryMason Actually, he's quite smart. It's just a joke.

[Kolmason]

@MrHenryMason I think it's because he's known for playing a mentally retarded person in one of his movies, but I could be wrong.

[Perid0tStar]

@MrHenryMason i guess the film-makers didnt think much of his acting---i dont really know too much about him honestly. Trey Parker and Matt Stone parody everyone and everything on earth almost

im a little sorry for Matt Damon in a way, im sure people say his own name to him now wherever he goes xD

i heard that Ben Aflec had people running up to him on the street and shouting 'AFLAAAC" sometimes out of a similar joke from some commercial--he mentioned it on an interview

crazy xD

[neverAcquiesce]

@Perid0tStar It was actually simply because the puppet came out looking "retarded" that they decided on only having him say his name.

[Raguleader]

I really wish they would have talked Matt Damon into taking on this role.

[eub3072]

ＳＨＵＴ　ＵＰ　ＡＮＤ　ＥＮＪＯＹ　ＴＨＥ　MATT DAMON!

[naughtydreadz]

MAtt Damon for President!



[eub3072]

I like the part when that 'cockfag' yelled out 'Matt Damon' because he is a 'smart ass mother fucker'!

[ZekeWhiting]

So is Matt Damon a dick, pussy, or asshole?

[anubistiger]

@ZekeWhiting he's a pussy, obviously.  Since he was a fag in the movie.

[Totaltwist]

@ZekeWhiting He is Matt, motherfuckin, Damon! League of his own :D

[rhalladay]

He's kinda like Jason Derulo...