Tortoise chases dog FUNNY

[tigerclaw64]

ITS A LIE THAT TORTOISES ARE SO SLOW

"Note turtles/tortoises can go pretty fast." 

[richardflavor]

the dog is nervous not bad. 'stop it! chill' how about you reassure her to chill jackass

... nice vid otherwise 5 stars lmao

[RayeDrgn]

what if it fell in the pool lol

[Asiansrock835]

Turtle: I WILL F*CKING BITE YOU!!!!

[imim02]

That dog looks just like my dog!!! ^^

[BroodjeAap88]

haha so cool :D



[TheLittleGuyHector]

At first I thought the tortoise was going to fall in the pool, my heart kept racing!

Hahaa, much love for the torts! :D

[Beatelectrico]

@TheLittleGuyHector

The turtle would have probably like to fall in the pool

[moonbal]

omg it's like a goddamn siege tank

[xIJoey]

hahaha right at the start like 0:01 the tortoises head bobs in and out so fast!

[MiKaKo22]

Beautiful baby boxer. Made me cry, mine was stollen when i was 12-13 by a truck driver.

[surfere1969]

A cute video.lol

[Meluxie]

He wanted your puppy dog for some reason O-o

[DryAdrian2640]

I have two sea-turtles... they smell like shit :P

[theultimatepower66]

@DryAdrian2640 well maybe u should clean them :P

[DryAdrian2640]

@theultimatepower66 It just doesn't work, they smell no matter what! :D haha

[theultimatepower66]

@DryAdrian2640 lol my turtles were cleaned just 10 minutes ago but they smell ok cuz i brush them(the shell can get a little too slimy and discomforts them a little. thts wat my mom sed)

[eddyg545]

Let a tortoise wonder around next to a pool. Smart

[LeslieWest224]

it's not a turtle, it's a tortoise

[paigeyyb97]

its a tortoisee:L

[TheCrazychic42]

i want turtle

[EpicNoMore]

"get back here you whippersnapper. give me back my lemons!!!!"

[ReidandMomoclipx]

all i here is t t t t

[girltanker]

LOL that is so so so cute

[tycat25]

ur boxer looks just like mine and i love turtles

[theleMBeleht]

i find turtles sooo disgusting. if i was that dog, i would bite and rend this shittty reptile out of its shell.

[thenemesis1111]

@theleMBeleht That's your opinion.

[MrVaypour]

great name "Whisky"!

[MrMyers18]

Thats right...you dont f**k with turtles!

[TheCrasella]

i have an african spur

[Hnzuu]

Our tortoises chase after our dogs too! And their bites really hurt though they're not even half the size of that one. lol

[USMCRazorbacks]

What exactly was the tortoise planing here????

[WorumFC]

Chill, dawg.

[blabla000blabla1]

was den ? Die spielen doch nur fangen xD

[SamTurner95]

Turtles are the army tanks of the animal kingdom!

[Mineshack]

How much do they cost to heat?

[whoaarin]

hahahaa

[0NEVERHIDE0]

Tortoise and turtle. exactly not the same things.

[colleanderson1]

Awesome

[boz987]

The dork in flipflops to the rescue.

[smokinmnpurps]

Nice Boxer thats a lucky tortoise because if that thing was chasing my old Boxer around well lets just say we would be having some turtle soup and the ninja turtles are minus one member.

[FiestyCat86]

i didn't know turtles did that, why is he chasing the dog? Is he going to bite him? Or he just curious?

[Stealth0rz]

0:19 the dog reaggro'd

[zieloniutkipan]

żółwik do nogi nie strasz pieska:D

[misssarahbeth587]

This is sooooo adorable and that is one fast HUGE turtle

[CallOfDutySnipez]

turtle: "COME AT ME BRO"

[somuch721243]

poor tortoise, he'll never catch the dog

[TheLaLasProductions]

lmao bitch ass dog

[princessshortie29]

that is so freakin cool i used to have one as a child he was so big that i could ride on his back but one day he went missing :( thanks for sharing this 

[Thepianist123450]

THe turtle says Get away from me dog! Thats the last time you sniff my butt! 0:18

[Mrflager67]

Turtle : COME AT ME BRO!

[deathguardmarine]

Dude in blue.....douchebag

[626cody]

looks like my boxer

[ReptiExpert]

That's a tortoise. Tortoises are surprising fast for their build. The "Tortoise and the Hare" kind of made people think tortoises are slow, but when in reality they are quick.

Don't leave the tortoise alone when there is a pool, tortoises can't swim.

[JakeObnial]

Turtles and tortoises surprisingly walk fast and are not always laid back like what most people think :)

[JakeObnial]

Isn't that a tortoise?

[Roel123Star]

i like turtle's

[weda737]

Tortoise, and I hope it's not left unsupervised in that yard with a pool.

[twistitpullitbopit]

get back here jack sparra

[ZiomASek300]

lol what a tank

[AceofDlamonds]

lol cool.

And great voice........she's got a real nice voice.

[Pr0TicZ]

nice pokemon

[drdotislovinlife]

video needed NO commentary. Her comments are annoying as F*CK. We can SEE that the turtle is fast and is chasing the dog.

[Kingcobrasaurus]

I think this video is significant because it provides evidence that reptiles do engage in playful behavior.

[milehighclubmember1]

explain to me where you buy a turtle that big?

[tristan1296]

dog is scared of a shell hehe

[TheVorup]

why is the dog scared of the male owner?... - i don't like that :-(

[prieglius]

Angry bird-turtles! :D

[prieglius]

Turtles are cool.

[MonroeVanityLVR]

Why do you have a giant ass turtle in your back yard..

[planetchinchilla]

That is one fast tortoise!

[personaguru2]

(dog) OMGZ!!!!!!!! ITS THE ROCK (TURTLE) GET BACK HERE I JUST WANA BITE UR TAIL (camraperson) LIKE A BOSS XD

[2cloudninja]

i choose you Turtwig!!!

[loucrazeeyy]

at the pool ?! when the tortoise is fall in the pool ?!

[vishal676]

@loucrazeeyy Some turtles can swim. :) I dont know if this one can though.

[mewmewteen]

ITS A Tortoise !!! ... its fast...

[emilypinkpuffle]

that turtle is huge!!!

[blackpeter70]

Pity the dog doesn't have a pair, otherwise the turtle could really cause some havoc. Nip! YIIIIIPE!

[hannahbanana09091]

i almost died from cuteness<3

[0TrainerKen]

I have a turtle and it almost bit my finger off

[Mxors180]

caution this turtle has wide right turns

[LexerJ99]

I hope the turtle or boxer puppy doesn't fall into the pool!

[DarkTuga96]

lol now Im gonna ma my dog something like port or bourbon

[lanchedgehog]

esio trot 

[AlphaOmegaFan100]

is the turtle yours

[litojonny]

the turtle is like a honey badger it jut doesnt give a shit

[love4makeupify]

im sorry... did u say the turtle was fast for a LITTLE thing?! that thing is a giant! lol, funny tho

[StevenBradbury1995]

LOL. I think boxer dogs are so cute. My dad has one and it is mental. It's cute though.

[thebushempress]

the squeaking sound of the tortoise walking also sounds like some of the little things from n64 mario games lol

[tachikoma747]

LIKE A BOSS

[McFarttron]

we hawe cute dog and cute turtle and sherlock holding camera XD

[ProjectFirefox]

That is a completely land dwelling tortoise not a fucking turtle!

[Vtecne]

Nice Video! :)

[ofyourbluesky]

lol "smell your back while you're walkin away smell your back while you're walkin away OH GOD YOU CAN SEE ME!"

[FlorentinaMae]

That tortoise is kinda fast. :O

[m8816]

@edlovehorses A vegetable can be a fruit, a root, a leaf, a flower or any other part of a plant. For instance, lettuce is the leaf of a plant, a potato is the root of a plant. A fruit is the part of the plant that contains the seeds and usually helps nourish them. There is no part of the plant called a "vegetable". A tortoise is the same way, people call turtles who live on dry land tortoises, but that's not a Biological definition. I think we're agreeing though.

[CheeseyPie12]

GET DA FUCK OUTA' MA WAYYYY DOG!!! O IMA EAT YO FACE OFF!

[MrPiernasrotas]

that´s a angry tortoise

[OnlineMarketing20]

hehehe....nice video

[maiden3r]

my dog's name is Wisconsin we call her wisky :)

[greenslider]

sulcatas grow big and need real space and barriers..and plenty of light /heat ..this guy is obviously living where he has both!..I'd be worried about the proximity of the pool though

[ToTirDeKK]

"his kinda fast for a little guy" ?

that looks like a big ass tortoise to me x)

[greenbayskater]

who the hell owns a turtle that big?

[phyliciakeizer]

haha space

[1986misskelly]

thats a creepy turtle



[generalfield]

that dog pissed on the "rock" and now the rock is pissed off at it

[007megamassah]

brother can anyone tell me.do tortoise bite people too.are they good to keep as a pet.

[bukuXrad]

This is amazing

[Demrush]

haha! That was an awesome video to watch.

[timothyjesus]

Can your tortoise swim? I want to see that.

[yukiharvestfans]

the tortoise is very persistent. . It will never learn until someone beat it up to pieces

[dss103]

Dam that tortoise is big as fuck! lol I didnt think house turtles could get so...big!

[reglus03]

dog sniffed right in the turtles ASS HOLE.

[Tassy1998]

Lol was I the only one who noticed the dogs name was whiskey

[miggymouse25]

lol this turtle is fast ahaha

[de4ler]

i smell RWJ

[timjonesbham29]

Wow almost everyone one is stupid, its not a turtle people, and u cant swim with it "goodboy" the pool would kill it, it cant swim, say it with me people TORTOISE!

[robinall]

the tortoise was upset because some random lady was calling it a turtle.

"The turtle just chases it"

"This turtle is fast"……………".brilliant" observations behind camera.

[Koroioz]

This turtle's got swagger

[NickCanes8]

why is that dog such a bitch?... get it?

[GamerBrosInc]

Das a fast ass turtle

[cubsfan01991]

0:18

Dog: Okay, nows my chance to find out what kind of dog this is...oh no, hes on to me!

[2submit]

IN THE WILD TURTLE EATS DOG THATS A FACT

[Xenon0033]

My turtle doesn't like my dog either. xD

[entadat]

how do you know your tortoise is sick?

[mavraonline]

Living ninja tortoise!

[kuchenvernichter]

hero turtle!

[sammysnakejones]

its the tortinator!

[crookedwiretap89]

fuck you this video pooed at me

[janedahellkim]

THIS SUCKS

AND IT GAVE ME S HEMMROID

[SlyBeGone]

TMNT ain't of shit!

[WhoopyWhat05]

haha.. 1:01 "Chill."

[deniz11muis1]

why didn't that woman fall in the water .. it would be so awesome..

[helenatorr]

turtle don't give a shit.

[tonoklein]

boxers.... all bark, no bite. best dogs ever.

[dingutscal]

dats a teenage mutant hero turtle :D

[goodboy196]

throw that turtle in the pool. lol i wana use it as a boogie board hahaha. and i wana swim with it ha

[murdochmonkey1]

The dog is like "why is this rock chasing me!?!?"

[sourcerror]

Pacman IRL

[mz2dammthrowwd]

THAT A FUNNY TURTEL AND DOG SAYS GET AWAY FORM ME AND THE TURTEL SAYS BETTER WHAT YOUR BACK.

[KevinPwnsx39]

make the dog run back and into the water

[RJF123456789]

so apperently that turtle is a little guy?

[tnetteluv]

I thought turtles were slow lol!?

[bangudead85]

I guess this video shows who dominates that household

[MsArtist17]

i was secretly hoping the the tortoise would chase the dog into the pool...

[MADGRIGGS]

this made my day

[thedarealots]

wired i dont see how its funny

seriosly

[londonpopstar]

/user/londonpopstar

[lilcobraking]

turtles are fearless i swear lol

[29Essan]

he is not a little guy that thing is massive

[rudyCalifornia7]

wisky stop chill NOW!!!!!!!!!!

[EggoTheMeggo]

the dog's like... "my god, that's a big ass turtle. i'm outta here."

[pokefan123467]

That's a tortis and they bite

[RayJ1987]

@pokefan123467 its a african spur, even though they are big and dont appear to be fast, they are actually very fast and they bite hard. Not surprised that the dog ran like a coward from that tortoise.

[Musicc2195]

I want a pet turtle !

[rashersbiggestfan]

awsome

[Nerwik]

you guys have pool like the one from paranormal activity 2.

As for video, I imagined tutrles to walk more slowly than that. Dont let that lil tank get close to dogs nuts.. its jaws must be like secateur. Can it actually hurt a dog\human ?

[disneyrules2011]

dog:get the friggin thing out it is mean it is in my yard get out but she is so cute though:)

[SuperInferno100]

The tortoise is thinking "I'm getting too old for this"

[SuperInferno100]

Once he hears her call him "A little guy" he starts coming after her lol.

[paul2no]

Poor dog, it was must be scared. All dogs are scared from turtles. I have turtles too and everytime I bring them out all dogs who go around are scared of them.

[mafrek]

is that a wild tortoise that just found is way to your yard?

[zombieanimator00]

I was a little nervous that the tortoise was going to fall into the pool...

[Xblox350]

And Thats Why Turtles Are Awesome

[debbiedrama]

Its a sulcata tortoise and they actually get bigger than that. They generally weigh more than 100lbs.

[4611fallenpink]

oh my god that thing is huge!!! i hope mine doesnt get that big!

[Sony90210]

boxer: DAMN NATURE!! YOU SCARY!!

[lBabyCial]

Lmao (^.^)b

thats a sulcata rite?? i got one too :)

[melpel337]

my boxer never barks either, but I guess a tortoise might get him worked up enough to put out a few syllables!

[Kdarkov]

You should be careful with that swimming pool. It's dangerous for that tortoise

[1999Wordslinger]

He's chasing the dog! ... And then he's gonna chase ME! OH MY GOOOOOOD!!!

[Mr5thShadow]

this turtle thinks that dog is a rabbit so its tryin to race it again,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,fucker

[chinchompa1]

@Mr5thShadow that turtle is a tortoise, and the rabbit is a hare :L

[marinamae1990]

U want some .. come get some lol oh u dont want it thats ok ill just bring it

[xXxcookieninjaxXx]

Your dog looks like mine! :D Only mine has black stripes like a tiger<3

[PredatorNuke]

i will make sure you cant poor piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel dog

[WheeXwX]

oh my the turtle so fast !

[CloneWarrior001]

You barkin at me ?

You barking at ME ?

YOU BARKING AT ME ?

[paralelepipedo326]

loooooool.....tortoise ninja

[bluevn2002]

That is a quick turtle ... 2 funny :)

[BadenluvsHAM]

"Pretty fast for a little guy" That thing is like 2ft long!

[iloveasians00]

cuteee! ive always wanted a turtle!

[kallmedede]

Did u buy it this big or u grew it this big itz soo cute