This one's for the Haters

[Bro2Uncle]

a mix between an old man and simple jack

[BananuhzHD]

who likie short shorts, you like short shorts

[BuckNutProductions]

Nice acting

[xesiria]

you still rule my old friend

[AchiroRothlkin]

Screech what are you doing?

[Domak89]

Either the best comedian on the planet and I lack the brain capability to understand his genius or I have no idea what I'm watching.

[MinecraftBasic44]

u think ur so tuff im in gr.7 i could beet u up respond 2 me well meet and post the vid up

[g2c4u]

@MinecraftBasic44 LOOL

[JTrillest]

@MinecraftBasic44 just go play your minecraft

[MinecraftBasic44]

@JTrillest shat up

[SuperFietswiel]

is this fake?

[GodzGamerz]

Buddy calm down. Your not strong.

[cotymcnabb]

he got his ass kicked by a fly

[Xcampling2k]

DID YOU SEE THOSE MUSCLES !!!!!!

[kalel2916]

YOOOOOOOOO...this guy just fought a fly, caught it, then ate it!!! Like a BOSS!!!!!

[741bigmac]

Where you trying to flex? Lol my dog has bigger muscles and he is pug but I think your vids are funny >:v

[741bigmac]

Trolllllllllllllol

[crashitman1]

me hating him on youtube has been 10 times more fun than watching his videos

[crashitman1]

seriously.....i understand wanting to be an actor...but come on.....this isnt funny .....not even slightly amusing

[TheAmazingScotsman]

I love how the majority of retards on his videos genuinly think he's serious, when it's quite obvious that he's acting and anyone with half a brain cell knows that.

[epiclulz66]

hahahahaha this guys so funny trolls so well, i like how he rolls up jeans into short shorts hahaha

[saxonsiphon]

Do you feel tough by eating a fly

[BiteThis]

u iz so cool making videos and doesn't even fraid of nothin

[MistaBatty]

hes a fucking good actor. its crazy

[TufffCooki2]

i clicked this video knowing it was for me lolz jk jk

[oaschbeidl]

haha i love how 90% of the guy don't understand it's comedy xD

[hickieboys]

nice short shorts lolz

[upanddown2112]

damn, this is the first video I've seen of this guy (only know about it because I saw an interview with bo burnham talking about him) the first thing that went through my head when I saw him in those shorts was "only a TRUE badass would ever wear those" THEN he started doing his cool dance, and I realized I was in the presence of a reincarnated samurai warrior.

[theperson52]

I don't think i have ever seen anyone win this much

[TheTactics88]

Is he trying to flex his musles oops what musles

[WizCalong]

That's fake. Haha. No doubt.

[spero18]

im probably 5 or 6 years younger than him and im pretty sure he can't "physsically dominate" me....

that is, of course, im not too buisy laughing.

[fifo816]

Will someone do a remix of all of his arm flailing and add some dubstep or techno to it? Thanks!

[hottoontownpost]

Your trying to act tough when you cant push or pull a chair easily and when u were trying yo "flex" you said (In a weak voice) "Ouch my back hurts."

[MrSmoke420Blunts]

Thumbs up for "Whats is it with Flies now of days.... There just in my room a lot" (Flails arms wildly)

[JeffroTV]

People who don't get this is really stupid.

[sam1nh]

Why was he trying to show off his muscles? Because I didn't see any. The guy in Transformers did it better

[SuperMuzzbuzz]

i like ur nite lite ur real manly if u think u can physicly dominate anyone thats sad, plus flys dont bite dumass

[lovenlife34]

the heck? What are you flexing for? You should be yourself and quite trying to impress your haters. you're gonna get haters where ever you go. It sucks but some people are just going to not like you and impressing them wont do anything

[xmadxmikex37]

lol bro your too funny :P

[AirsoftLegacy]

this is not a mean comment if u dont want it to be but i know i didnt see a flie in ur hand

[FrostedFries]

@AirsoftLegacy FLY not FILE

[ObsidianCrafta]

just goin back to watch some of the dax videos. brings back memories. hes such a comedy genius

[phoneboothLC]

this is weird for me to watch...

[TOmdAbOOM1]

ur gay. and im still gonna hate you. gay white trash

[ObsidianCrafta]

@TOmdAbOOM1 even though hes really trollin you O.o

[limitless45]

trolling accomplished

[TheWiccanWill]

my new life goal is to become you.

[TheAllboutwin]

You are seriously one of the funniest guys in the world Mr.Flame :P

[LizardWolfe95]

@TheAllboutwin OMG I AGREE!!!!

[ssgfilmsnarmour]

this guys a fag....

[Cheese3651]

cor you're well strong pushing over a chair , wow ,

[JDoggy87]

lol



[MrTinkhuu]

why is there flys? maybe u shit on ur self

[Vshreddr]

how did you get so strooooong?!

[thesparta1812]

0-o the fly done got atein'

[iloveyouhammie]

lol at 0:10 :P



[Summergirls77]

this foo needs to wear some jeans!

[Summergirls77]

Yup he could totally dominate every person on youtube just like the fly that kept biting him.

[mjbab73]

@belowzeroabovezero "ilhighest" must either be at the bottom or your class/school is of minimal intelligence. "Dax" IS a character! Seriously, you're not even an eighth as intelligent as either the character "Daxflame" nor the real person; Madison Patrello. Your simply an imbecile who's never met him trying to troll. "..not happy with what I saw." ..Awe, did you lose to him in a 'pee fight'?

[mjbab73]

@belowzeroabovezero Between your spelling, punctuation, sentence formation and train of thought; You make Dax (The character) seem like a genius.

[MrPhantoful]

Some people don't know the meaning of "This one's for the haters"

[CaitiPeace]

So, just to clear things up, is this his actual personality, or his sense of humor?

[mjbab73]

@CaitiPeace It's a "character". He's never come out and said it, but there are a few clips of him acting normal. This is Bernice Juach III (Self nick-named 'Daxflame')...But his real name is Madison Patrello.

[CaitiPeace]

@mjbab73 Thanks, i just wanted to make sure! 

[JoeyTheGirl33]

So macho.

[Moleman69]

Daxflame King of the trolls

[BeththeRHINO]

Wow a fly won't want to come near you !!! :D

[3brookiex]

is he realy retarded or realy good aht actin cuz i just think he is realy retarded and i might want to be funny but i would not be be wearing no stupidness 4 100,000,000 dollors nope even my play close arnt that ugly even my gmas pj airt that ugly eve y mom when she has no make uhp on isnt that ugly and that a ugly site lolz no sa jk but i dont think any thing is uglier than that

[generalsamfisher]

@smacqed I hate to be the grammar nazi, but your weeaboo leetzorz language is like like like like out of my league. The kid in the video trolled all trolls and haters for all time. I believe that this kid posted this video JUST to troll you weeaboo faggots. Get a life, ^.

[SunderedMoon]

@generalsamfisher I do not think you know what "Trolling" is. In fact, I am sure of it.

[yncera]

you should buy a flyswatter

[rico9854]

0:19-0:32

[jackwatsonkunce]

Ok WTF is with all the haters and trolls why don't you all be nice to him and go fuck yourselves

[robertsonator]

the shorts... oh go the shorts 

[PotHockets]

@ Chicagobearsfan60565

Ballz to you.

[Chicagobearsfan60565]

@PotHockets The Game faggot.

[Chicagobearsfan60565]

Co za asy...

[smacqed]

this video proves your retarded

[BLANDxARE]

im more impressed by his ability to keep his tie tucked into his jean shorts through all of that acrobatic jujitsu

[repnkanata]

kid, you arent fucking funny at all.... infact your just a bit fuckin scary...

[katieforsythh]

I LOVE THIS KID

[Blinker968]

o.o scard 4 life ;-;

[bbchains]

the only thing this kid is going to "physically dominate" is his hand and a bottle of lotion....

[jo5h01m0]

So what happened monday?

[imthechamp100]

THE 1214 haters are jabroni's and will get the smackdown!

[X360H911]

1214 ppl shall be decapitated & thrown violently to the ground

[Conchobhar]

So now we know you eat flies.

[sasuke86420]

hahahahaha did he jus eat the head off of a fly and violently throw the decapitated body on the ground?

[rockkyle]

Wow! Next time I need an exterminator, I'm just gonna call Dax. Of course he's probably got his hands full with all of the flies in his room.

[HowDumb]

Tolls.

[TheGatekeeperOfChaos]

mayby ur room smell so good that why the are there =)

[bestfrog100]

i dislike this. whats your deal dax?

[conorthelemonman]

If you dislike this video. Dax will beat you to a bloody pulp

[PartyDoffy]

and dexflame if i ever see you in real life i WILL kill you

[PartyDoffy]

daxflame STOP MAKING VIDEOS we all know (or i know) you just fake being like this ITS NOT FUNNY (for some people) so just stop it dude

[mohaha1223]

Does this guy thinks he is cool cuz he pulled up his pants so he looks lika a faggot and trying to show how strong he is. (Which he is not) And i think they heard your jokes but your jokes suck so hard that they did'nt laugh...

[gingerfromabrade]

so sad! loser has no friends cept 4 u douche bags complimenting him. gawww!!! fuckin melvins. 1 piece of advice kid........ehh nevermind its too late 4 u

[AshtinALWT]

probably one of the best actors on youtube. even if this is his only character, he's pretty damn good at it. or he's just actually weird enough in real life to be able to pull off that much MORE awkwardness.

[Milkshakeguy]

the best part is his pants

[TheAlbinoplatypus23]

i catch flies sometimes to

[im99mining]

What a faggot. I could move you out of my way like a kitchen chair.

[TheParodyArtists]

are those muscles, or gummy worms

and P.S. u couldnt beat up a 2 year old missing an arm and a leg

P.S.S. after that video i bet u went to the hospital because the fly touched u

[XAevaX]

Sometimes I forget he's acting. I forgot for ages till I saw his shorts falling down :L

[KMoney318]

all you guys saying he is awesome stop being fake you all know if this was a kid at your school you'd be like what a weirdo you would tease or harass him just to make yourself feel better about yourself fake ass bitches

[sillysades]

What is with flies now adays--- they're in my room a lot. Hahaha.

[26korverfan]

looks like eli manning

[TheLahTV]

wth is he doing?

[Shadowpuppet7x]

this page is the funnest ever (video and coments (random berserk mode!!,dude your fucken halarious i love your vids all of us thathave ever been rejected have your back,dude your jacked)

[siliskor94]

did that nigga just spasm?

[derekhennett3333]

he's seriously wearing Jorts

[thejoesyndrome]

some1 plz shoot this kid



[SpareXXXX]

Holy SHIT! I feel like I just had a cigarO.

[iamw]

I think he is the person who is stuck in my head

[funymaggot12]

dude your fucking halarious i love your vids all of us thathave ever ben rejected have your back dude

[cubanhockey33]

dude ur jacked

[viagraguttene]

no freaking way !? i really hope your not serius about this dax XD just tell me what the fuck do you get all these ideas from !?! HAHAHHAHAAHHA

[Arodoraa]

Wait wait wait, did he even tell us what happened that day?

[Arodoraa]

RANDOM BERSERK MODE!!!

[wootwootrahrah]

its funny because he thinks hes all tough.

[r4ndom7000]

He's hilarious, it's like 4am and I just burst out laughing at....WHATEVER he was trying to do at the start XD

[tressis2]

poor chair :(

[himethisisme]

Daxflame should re-enact the corridor fight scene from Oldboy. My god that would be marvelous.

[lardo444]

Lord of the Flies. you know what would be funny? light your hair on fire in class. oh man that would be soooo funny.

peace, lardo.

[salshasam]

Oh sorry, one sec, my chair is uncomfortable

*throws chair*

BEAST!!! CALM DOWN!

[12323Javier]

pathetic. very very pathetic. Loser.

[gcollin75]

Either he is severely constipated or has a disease?.

[hippiezombie]

he looks like cameron from Ferris Buler's day off

[shotputndisc]

what the fuck is this shit

[SnowmanBeatz]

its so obvious that your acting man, completely pathetic that you would degrade yourself this much for a couple immature laughs, and anyone who actually thinks this is funny must have the dumbest sense of humour, i hope you look back to this in 5 years in complete shame

[imnotstpid]

@SnowmanBeatz its been 3 years and he is still keeping up the retard act. unless he is retarded

[bofhd89o]

dax you're so tough!!

[1doomkin1]

lol i want some cool pants/shorts like yours!

[isaveu]

I would love to know what he is like normally lol

[MrFibertiger]

you can tell he likes the way he looks in those shorts

[RasmuzK]

1205 people missed the like bottum

[SchwarzerMannn]

the 90s called they want your clothes back

[idpang]

dude if u want to make friends dont wear short jeans and dont put ur pants so high it looks retarded

[bigpimpinCBP]

so fake

[Mkeeks]

dude i shit myself i was so scared

[royalrejectz12909]

why do you wear shorts?

[lilaznbboy5z]

I had to stop watching it was too funny lol

[omgheispoopeww]

I want to punch this guy in the face so bad.

[iiturrnerxx]

@omgheispoopeww me too

[saxonsiphon]

There's no need to eat a fly

[CrusadeFromHell]

Fictive flies and spiders. Dude - you're fucked up. 

[VashTheStampede77]

are you trying to strip? I am pretty sure there is a youtube policy against that kinda stuff......

awesome skills by the way.... don't smack yourself....

don't pull a muscle

oh hey

and school. yes.. spanish class.. uhhh... with uhhhh... uhhhh.......uhhhhh. a girl!?!?!? are you the girl? oh boy....

cool doorknob on your door

it wasn't it a fly.... but it was the last of your dignity.... but please stop showing your leg..... and your awesome ninja spartan failing to defend Reach skills ....

[PrankCallSeries]

1,204 people don't get this type of humor.

[SkippyDooDah007]

@PrankCallSeries Now with more hatred! 19.95 PLUS SHIPPING AND HANDLING

[wendor24]

ninja atakk!!!!! at 1:00 2:43 3:17 3:29 3:36 3:49

[nikkiisawesomeISH]

his outfit is the bomb.

[uconnluvr17]

his tie is tucked into his pants.... priceless

[abbeeey3196]

you are actually the weirdest person i have ever seen on youtube...

[fragileangel89]

loser

[TheTenerifeChick]

He is such a badass maan :P

[michiganboy10]

Daxflame owns Fred and every Youtube star!

[rockermac5]

way better than fred

[w00lf88]

hahahahahaahahha quit trying to act tough

[amateurgecko]

just WTF. you are gonna grow old with your virginity.

[Familyguyn00b1]

FAGGOT

[HannahSusanna]

I love him. And the outfit. Seriously.

[GMG9691]

he may not be perfect, but he has a sense of humor

[SuperMikey97]

yer a downer cunt!

[zobb88]

Dax flame is the coolest person ever!!!!!!

[vwah4545]

wow, roll your pants down boy, you look like a fool!

[KeatonIsFTW]

yes dax i did notice that your lamp

[rippey95]

He is just acting

[Piratecheerleader11]

Jimmy short short

[Howsboutfya]

i love you. everything you do. is. fucking. hilarious. and awkward.

[Stalky24]

Entering combat with: Fly! Fly performs invisibility. Its evansion rises! Dax performs triple-slap! Dax misses the Fly. Dax misses the Fly. Dax misses the Fly. Fly performs Invisibility. Its Evansion rises! Dax performs Multi-Attack! Dax misses the Fly. Dax misses the Fly. Dax critticaly hits the Fly. Fly is trapped! Dax wins. .... FATALITY

[pigsy2012]

@Stalky24 learn to spell evansion isnt a real word i think you mean evasiveness

which roots from evading which means dodging... dumbass

[iTzzBurnleyX]

@Stalky24 or you mean evasion ...

[marioman28]

Its ben from Big brother....

[TheJewishGinger]

Dax sticks his finger up his bum xD

[ExplodingNoodle]

Is he really like that in real life?

[Slimshadow457]

@ExplodingNoodle He's an actor :)

[HarleeBooo]

Ur amazing Dex and hot

[esrevernidellepS]

touched myself 2 this

[chaffyalex98]

jajajajajajajajajajaja XD

[HannahSusanna]

He's the most awesome person I've ever seen. I'm not being sarcastic.