The Girls of Red Alert 3

[1wing1]

too bad 0:33 never made it into the finals

[Kevlord22]

hmm... They looks more like pornstars than just sexy girls :D

[gTauTomaTisch]

0:27 is the best

[jimaros100]

THUMBS UP FOR 0:25 !!!!!

[clonemasterman]

0:33 .. my launch sequence has been activated

[jimaros100]

@clonemasterman 0:25 ->BETTER!@!!



[revenger263]

01:02 the gals of red alert 3? gals = girls???

[spetsnazrussin56]

the best is 00:14

[CognitiveNetwork]

Bin Laden didn't really ever die, the threw him out of an airplane, and into the ocean where he was to be escorted into the United States underwater base, where he is being taken into questioning.

[Sasuageface]

Why does all the firls pose so naughty?

im not complaining... im just curios ;)

[Dimastrength02]

RA3 are fail, but the girls are still good!

[MrJrakk]

0:47 I'd infiltrate her barracks.

[MrBangJung]

lol wth lucky star

[procrab]

BONER ALERT

[DreadLordBalnazaar]

Had Westwood made RA3, I think it would have been a more direct continuation of the RA2 story... EA revamped it with killing Einstein... EA ARE TRAITORS!

[maddy31400]

I love the japanese girl. :)

[inuysha360]

0:56 is my fav girl

[JSullifier]

0:56 I swear that looks so much like Kagami from Lucky Star

[Godfridus]

Hmm in my opinion ,, this was worse. .. i mean the gameplay in red alert 3 were awesome .. but the cutscene ?? didnt really had a feeling that this is red alert .. red alert 1 and 2 we're still the best! this is more an Porn game

[SuperDaxos]

whats the name of the girl at o:28?

[qusaisaher]

is this rts game !! ea changed the rules !!

[MrBeer1337]

@qusaisaher THEY BROKE THE RULES!!!!

[giles166]

I hate the british girl....

[toisver]

Fav pic 0:27

[fluppe090]

how the hell is it possible for hot chicks to be in a game

when they should be inte the kitchen

[cptmacmillan1111]

wait, what's Kagami from Lucky Star doing there?

[Hubahh]

@Huffer960

Yes please!

And let it be made by Westwood for ensured quality.

[Huffer960]

RED ALERT 4: Yuri's Revenge 2

BRING YURI BACK!!!!!

[TeslaShoe]

@Huffer960 there is a mod on modDB called RED ALERT SYNERGY which ads the yuri team in, but it inst realeased yet, looks great though

[inpukipje2]

0:22 lol why does she reminds me of alice from resident evil?

[andtheducksaysmoo]

@ESCTASTEC happily?

[mikeruan1997]

0:57 Kagami from lucky star XD~~~~

[blakegriplingph]

Sex sells.

[Derinfrekans]

@ 0:47 Soviet Tech Tree is best! lol :))))

[RuS511]

@Derinfrekans Слыш ты иди на хуй!!!!

[coolman8143]

LEVEL UP!

[merksperk2]

RA2 Tanya > RA3 Tanya

[Damocles178]

Strangely Yuriko was never portrayed in live action in this game... Initially I thought the girl in white at 1:01 was her but then I realized no that's Intelligence Officer Suki Toyama when I actually started playing the game but yeah strange that she was the only one of the three commandos not to appear in live action.

[Flankeerrr]

0:13 & 1:00

[cbb022585]

RedTube Alert 3

[DogShit70]

@TheKenshiro1

and learn english

it's bitches not bitchs

[DogShit70]

@TheKenshiro1

you are gay?

[devilhatehumankind66]

@0:56 haha ! anime lol .

[coldskin1]

the girls from red alert 3 uprising look better

[SSdivisionen]

The Allied tech tree girl looks like she's sucking cock lol

[Mutikira]

red alert 4 will be about " The revenge of Osama Bin Laden"

[marioxification]

@Mutikira and red alert 5 the end of the world

[rodrigo412]

@Mutikira jajaja

[cyberblader100]

@Mutikira lol his alive his alive XD

[anyadasd]

What is Kagami doing there?

lol

[TheKenshiro1]

bitchs

[LastBinLadin]

I'm pretty sure women with high command statuses dress like whores.

[subzero5ghost]

@LastBinLadin well how do you think they got those high command statuses

[LastBinLadin]

@subzero5ghost I guess it was in the militarizes best interests.

[IceCoolG4mes]

fap alert 3...

[TheGirafee]

0:30 is the hottest :)

[AnarchistGoth]

Wow these girls are hideous. The Red Alert 2 girls were 100x hotter than these slags.

[bboywingwing]

red alert 3, more like red light district 3

[rfcb200]

let me guess... these are all porn stars?

[LastBinLadin]

@rfcb200 Actually, the one with the rifle is an MMA fighter.

[rfcb200]

@LastBinLadin I'll say it again: These are all porn stars!

[chrisrock1990]

@rfcb200 where do i get the vids then bro

[rfcb200]

@chrisrock1990 redtube?

[Godsjudgement12]

i have the strangest boner

[Hoarderify]

0:57 O.o drives me crazy :P

[KomitetAgent]

enough with this bullshit..

you just cant touch those thats why ur all whining..

stupid retards

[htennekipanac1993]

Soviet chicks are the hottest of them all!!!

[papapapares]

oh sovjet the blonde is the coolest it has such a real round ass

[sirhalyavshik]

soviet tech treee.....might need a close look...at....treee...

[Justforvisit]

Electronic (Brain F)Arts

It would go so well off my tongue I really wonder why that's not their official name yet *Sigh, dreaming...*

[insight1337]

Oh man.. Just take a look at how cool does the Oxana (the NOD lieutenant) from C&C2: Tiberian Sun look. Compared to these Red Alert 3 sluts, she is beautiful and baddass at the same time.

[tkhockeyman100]

the old tanya was so much hotter!

[sirhalyavshik]

@tkhockeyman100

old tanya - soesnt sound hot at all :D

[BiosR1]

0:51 allies suck without Einstein haha

[kaivin88]

057, why the heck Konata in Lucky star is there...?

[Zankan]

@kaivin88 because we love psinoic schoolgirls...thats why

[Phulesmith]

these girls are now property of ea. nerds fapping in the cubicles

[yoker88]

none like tanya!

[ctheodor98]

jizz in my pants

[TenMallak]

@chacatroll245 Yes, the people playing this game are nerds & perverts who spend their time fapping in front of the monitor.

[DOA4rocks]

uuum konata??

[MrHenrykun]

All we need is RA3 & porn to spend the day fun ;)

[crapparc]

@MrHenrykun

There's surprisingly little rule 34 on RA3.

[SkyPrince181]

If Allied continues to have that Dirty PORN STARS ON THEIR HQ THEIR WILL BE MANY MILITARY MEN WILL BE PRDUCED

[snko6]

0:28 is da hottest

[UzumakiYodaime]

SHTT PORN ALERT 3!!!!

[YZB25]

so THATS why the movie's a 16 xD

[s0ulbow]

0:57 because we love psionic schoolgirls, lol

[MackDaddyFish]

holy fuck i played allies only cos i was hoping at the end i get some kind os secret password which i put into console making me able to fuck eva... :D she's hotter than an apocalypse tank :D

[BetAOneHunteR]

always this damn hot asian chicks!!!

[zomboGER]

wooooooO!!!

[dotcombatgames]

ahh the only thing not childish about this game, the women

[Deathvhin]

Nipples

[MultiMariwana]

i hate red alert 3 but i still like it a little bit because of teh girls XD

[TheBlueDevil11]

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

[Nightshift10000]

Sorry but Gemma's still My Favorite.

[ZiomWolf]

Świetne umundurowanie

[FliPf13]

0:51 MMMMMM!

[44centz]

8==>

[after 0:34]

8=========> :)

[MrJuzsztin]

people who are complaining about RA 3 is pornm, jerk themselves on it.

[XDEATHK0]

NICE ASS!!

[gerillamotherf]

I want the soviets!

[eskimodude812]

BIG BOOBIEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[darkatuz26]

0:56 lol is that kagami? or yuriko?

[wowsux97]

@darkatuz26 Kagami XD just different hair color :D

[maxvago1234]

Bonerific!

[barqueWorks]

@maxvago1234 you can`t keep this guy from saying it  `wooooooo``

[megaatle]

Kagami is at 0:56 <3

[TheDiscoveryCH]

tanya is hot !

[andezzat]

I wish this video was 1080P :P

[kireto454]

i give them the command of my unit :D

[GreenSheepFuzy]

@kireto454 if i could command them i would f*** them all ;D

[WEcannotBEtheDEAREST]

HOT.. O_o

[schrecker10]

look at this Beautyful Ass at 0:34 ! o:

[bellial09]

0:56...lol...lucky star :D

[HerrDoktorMugg]

0:59 Wow!!! *rrwwwrrrr*

[EricSmyth14]

Interesting

[kostxx]

porn stars again?

[GeneForge248]

O_O

[PEN1oli]

0:13! nipple!!!!

[PEN1oli]

the american girl's hair is that colour cuz i jizzed on it :D

[pithikoulis]

video games become porn :O

[barqueWorks]

@pithikoulis oh give it a rest you suck up, and get off your high horse.

[pithikoulis]

@barqueWorks I suck because everything becomes porn? It's not my fault you know ;)

[barqueWorks]

@pithikoulis i said suck up , NOT you suck. as in sucking up to those girls that act like they are "offended" by these this. all the while they are fine watching male characters in similar roles in movies. hypocrytes. you don't suck , your a suck up and this isnt even close to porn, its a little cleavage, for gods sakes family chanel shows more then this.

[pithikoulis]

@barque Male characters in similar roles? Name one. I haven't seen any male character posing like this.

And it's not about the cleavage. It's about the stance, the posture, the facial expression etc. It's clear that these photos are the same you see on males' magazines.

[barqueWorks]

@pithikoulis oh there are tons just look around, and the posing all this IS NOT IN THE GAME its a bonus video. the in game story videos do just as i said , "show a little cleavage". . besides a little provocative posing is still not even close to soft core porn (let alone porn its self). by the way my comment said MOVIES. but there are games as well (mostly japanese games ) and entertainment in general. just look at those axe commercials or those trojan ads. any game examples you will just deny

[barqueWorks]

@pithikoulis (part 2 of comment) still this is very tame , they are barely posing provocatively. and men are always portrayed provocatively in entertainment be they hyper masculine or hyper effeminate men. however because they are male their proactive posses are different then women. if we are talking facial expressions? then almost every man in entertainment is acting provocative. but as males we don't notice unless its pointed out . but the females reactions tell us they like what they see

[7blueblood]

@pithikoulis A guys two favorate things! :D

[aelix56]

@pithikoulis Thanks god.

[Chemicgen1]

@pithikoulis

Welcome to the new era of video games! :D

[MrNoxxta]

@pithikoulis FUCK YEA xDD

[TheRogueplayer]

i've bot the game just for the girls...the campaings and online games were just a patch...:)

[Yui111Yui]

looooooool better they dont pay thousands of dollars on useless acters and stufff..... but make it a good working game instead a bug system :S

[barqueWorks]

@Yui111Yui the game works fine , and these actors are what add to the campy style of the game and thats what allot of people find entertaining about. thats why they asked for more story gameplay and they gave it to them

[Frikgeek]

@Yui111Yui well after a few patches RA3 played very well, still they could have used that money to develop a new engine instead of rehashig the same old SAGE engine(SAGE is an upgraded W3D from C&C renegade, first used in C&C generals), even though they renamed it RNA for RA3 and C&C4

[trillian2k]

@Yui111Yui you didnt play Red Alert 1 or 2, did you? Red Alert without real actors and scenes isnt Red Alert. But I agree, its a buggy mess.

[DarhtSquall2]

@Yui111Yui Nah, this girl make the game more actractive :P

[MegaBeast131]

hahaha it's porn not the game =D

[Bodlasona]

SEXY!!

[MarcosMora]

0:57 konata for the win!

[Morozov97]

They should make a place in which if you can capture a hot babe you can have sex with her and that will make her go to your side.

[thyProphecy666]

@Morozov97 Pervert

[Morozov97]

I think I will invite them to sleep with me in my bed.

[redundant12]

fap fap fap

[sn0wD]

tanya dualwielding a .50 desert eagle? NO FUCKING WAY!

[Rawrbrb696]

its not girls its women

[TheMedic224]

@Rawrbrb696 But, is good!

[Menevea]

Tanya from Red Alert 1 eats all of them for breakfest.

[incinerator327]

BEST TECH TREES EVER

[DeanG20]

You know when a franchise is desperate when they get together a bunch of slutty looking girls and slap them on the front of a game to give it more buying power.

[greiver179]

@DeanG20 it kinda worked

[gizyfazizy]

is the blond american chick jenny mccarty

[bejaxx999]

@gizyfazizy you mean jenny mccarthy then yes that is her

[bejaxx999]

0:34 i think im in heaven XD

[Hrlodberg]

@bejaxx999 shes to thinn dude!

[ShadowGKCP]

in soviet russia..girls invite you to sex parties (that's true)

[richysolo]

guys...i think i just became a communist

[stormdumb]

0:33 sorry i HAD to pause

[moparperformancepart]

@stormdumb me too, like the skirt dont even cover her ass, i have a boner

[XAndroid1]

@TheUglyTruth527 i ment why dose the company focus on making the girls as sexy as possible? i like the story and gameplay more than the girls(im messed up i know)

[parazetamon911]

0:56 KAGAMIII !!!!!!!!!! >w<

[AssassinSReaPERX]

0:14

You shall invade my pants.

[MRRWJ2]

i like the Soviet tech tree. :)

[Kallosar]

@MRRWJ2

that chick is hella fine

[Assault912]

*sigh* Gotta miss the good old days when we enjoy Red Alert 2, damn you EA, turning a war strategy game into porn -_-.

[Kallosar]

This is the key in order to make a good game...Get hot babes in the cinematics.

[Assault912]

@Kallosar That wouldn't be realistic, because they are turning the whole game into porn, suppose to be about WAR, not fighting to see naked chicks (Damn no wonder girls don't play RA2, look at these much perverts playing it). EA had completely ruined the game feature, they need to give this series back to WestWood already!!

One more thing, they make Japan to be the third super power? Honestly? Where are the actually powerful countries like China, India, and Australia? EA, I am done with this

[Kallosar]

@Assault912

It's not a porn. It's not porn until its penetration. They're just hot models playing characters in a game. And other girls think those girls are hot do u hang out with girls dude lol? They just wanted to make the game more interesting.

and yes Westwood was amazing. I miss Red Alert 1 and how badass it felt. Idk They mysteriously disappeared or sumthing.

Japan was pretty badass in WW2. They had some nifty secret tech in WW2.

China isn't powerful till Modern Times..India lol?

[Assault912]

@Kallosar When did the RA3 events occur in? Like 1970s? No wonder China is not there.

[Kallosar]

@Assault912

Good question. The first Red Alert 1 was like '50s or '60s. Never played RA2. and judging by RA3 tech and the fact that Albert Einstein is still alive (before they kill him) and that Russia is using Hot air balloons probably before 2000. Gonna say 80s but its also very sci-fi with the whole Japan and walking mechs lol

[DaNnYaBz13]

Daaaaaaaayuuuuuummmmmmm.

[ZhinTaMiZhakami]

Man, I'd rather like the old Tanya in RA2 and RA1.

[Crow2477]

what were they they thinking when they wanted to make red alert 3 a porno

[shadow123474]

nice girls

I played C&