Game Fails: Halo Reach "Whew... thanks for pushing me out of the way"

[oldmpsProductions]

come one guys, that wasnt the portal weighted companion cube... it was just a really out of shape spartan :)

[UNSCSpartan118ONI]

Win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!



[RoboticDraconian]

Wow...just...wow.

[BlasterMaster321]

Rubics cube to the rescue!!

[macandfriends]

*insert bionic man sound effect here*

[featherwinglove]

"The object cannot be weighed and all attempts to determine its mass have met with no success." Now he has to get five more kills before he can use it again.

[xoxardnekoxo]

lmao Further proof that no good deed goes unpunished. :D

[TheShadowUzumaki]

ok WTF did he see the cube or id it take him by surpise. it must have saved him because he thinks only the coventant can kill spartans

[FusionStorm999]

Elite: No spartan! I will save you

Spartan: WTF

*elite gets hit*

Spartan: WTF DID I JUST WITNESS???

[IBitchSLAPYourAss]

Care package on its way

[MedicOnDutyVids]

About the time you start helping the other team is well... I'll just leave it at that.

[TheElvemageFGamingCL]

backward YAY = Samantha Screaming

[tapewormrage]

and thats how the humans and elites became friends!

[bitsRboolean]

Where did I go just now?

[vorone8888]

This was a Triumph.

I'm making a note here: Huge Success

It's hard to overstate my satisifaction

[GoldenFoxMan]

Is that a forgebot in the background or do I spend too much time in forge?

[FatalCorruptionzz961]

AHHH! PROTECT ME CUUUBE

[xenocidercarson]

lol this game has the best glitches

[WeMakeGarbage]

@xenocidercarson Dude its not a glitch. The fact that objects flying at high speed can kill you was deliberately implemented in this game.

[101zombieplayer]

@KZ2killer oops um.... What it wasn't me.

[KZ2killer]

Where the hell did that come from?

[mikeyjr999]

@KZ2killer the monster barfing crates

[LordFhalkyn]

@KZ2killer My bad. I was cleaning it and it went off.

[jaybuschmann]

The companion cube does not agree with assasination of his buddy

[DarknessIsUponU]

JAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAJA

[richardboy316]

Kinda looked setup

[KZAcnTV]

That was a "YAY!".

[Beastbird1]

the kids cheering in reverse is demonic sounding...

[Prophecy86x]

lmfao ;D

[bananaman325]

Crate used giga impact!

Critical hit!

[antifreeze0076]

Shit like this never happens to me

[ivanZkRammstein]

show stopper for the box :fuckyea:

[OpusMagenum]

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY. The time you've been waiting for. Time to find out what inanimate object is deadlier. In the red corner we have THE CONE. In the black corner THE CRATE. WHO WILL WIN?! TUNE IN to UIODM (Ultimate Inanimate Object Death Match) at 7/6 Eastern this SUNDAY!!

[Arzaker]

Thanks Wheatley!

[YoCrunchiness]

karma was already waiting to get the elite

[samplingaxe513]

Somehow, I want a pet box

[iEatYou611]

He looked behind him wondering, ".....the fuck?".

[Joeystudson]

Who gets the kill

[artvol11]

And the crowd goes wild!!!!!!

[Sisco291]

thank box god (WHEN YOU YELL YOURE SMART) MEOW AND YES IM GIVING EVERY HO A HUG. (Sep the fat ones)

[duddude321]

"Goes To Eleven" flashback: Grif "Protect me, Cone!"

[REDGT10]

superhero box

[GreatCanadianX]

I don't care what people think. But since this was in forge world, it may be a scripted video. It may just me but the video, as funny as it is, just gives a sort of fake feeling to me. Say what you want about me, I don't care, I am just expressing my thoughts.

[EchoEpsilon]

@GreatCanadianX Oh you do, do you? WELL I THINK YOUR OBSERVATION IS A BIG FAT LOAD OF VALIDITY, SO THAT MIGHT JUST BE THE CASE! EVEN IF IT IS STAGED, I FIND IT QUITE HUMOROUS, SO IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER TO ME!

NOW HAVE A NICE DAY!

[GreatCanadianX]

@EchoEpsilon Exactly my point...

[ajilebanana]

Lol

[kardasdragon123]

Actually, he was right. A showstopper is when you kill someone performing an assassination.

[9tailedfox29]

I bet if he didn't jump as assassinate the box would have just killed the red and hurt him a bit

[prototypevenom777]

That was the second greatest YOINK ever...of all time

[mikeyjr999]

@prototypevenom777 showstopper you mean

[prototypevenom777]

@mikeyjr999 no...i mean YOINK...it is a medal in Halo Reach

[softerhedgehog]

@prototypevenom777 penis

[patrickowen1]

@prototypevenom777 a yoink is when you kill the person that is about to be killed a showstopper is when you kill the person about to assassinate the victim

[prototypevenom777]

@patrickowen1 okay...but as basic as YOINKs go...it basically is when you are about to get a kill...and it is taken away from you

[billythepancake]

"Beware I am the Box Ghost! I have power over all containers cardboard and square!"

If only the elite would've listened.

[Keyblademaster123100]

i hate those comments that look like they had too much effort put into them.

[lifeofloganfan1]

I love it when random flying objects kill me instead of the actual player

[AirStryke71]

The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak."

Although the Cube may not stab you, this Elite is living (or dead) proof that it WILL crush you.

[mikeyjr999]

thumbs this up so people can see

this was not staged...nuff said

[a7xshikari]

@mikeyjr999 How do you know it's not staged?

[mikeyjr999]

@a7xshikari because im destr0yer544

[EnragedPorkchop]

Staged, yet awesome.

[Codeslammer]

Billy! Don't be a hero!

[supergeek46]

yaaaaaaaay......aaaaAAAAAHHH

[28thunder28]

lawl

[gtha893]

and Glados said the companion cube was useless

[pokemonrocks08]

GOOMBAA STOMP! Denide.

[karlgabrua]

Ita good guy elite :)

[karlgabrua]

Bro take cover!!!!

[Omi25p]

Thats why i didnt kill my companion cube.

[mikeyjr999]

lol part of the URL says FAAAAAAAAGAA

[Tripleat117]

GET DOWN!!!!

[skullythecreator]

No. Fucking. Way.

[ggFINELINE]

Not that this isn't really funny, but it just seems sorta staged to me.

[SalsaPicanteHQ]

It's the companion cube, he has come to REACH now!

[baseballdude1998]

that red spartan was doing a push-up

[khai2die4]

I CALL ON THE POWERS OF THE EARTH!!!

[MisterLuggage]

Companion cube to the rescue!

[MrobotM]

HI ROOSTERTEETH I GOT FAIL VIDEO BUT I UPLOAD ON MY CHANNEL IT CALL BATMAN GLITCH :D I HOPE U LIKE IT

[SuperAustinFTW]

@MrobotM CAPS MAKE ME FEEL COOL AND SMART.

[xFlames45x]

cube got medal showstopper

[DarkniteSystemsXZ]

The spartan didnt euthanized it

[BigBlueGoat]

One of the best ones yet :)

[PureMetalDragon]

The companion may not be able to talk, but it can save your ass sometimes.

[metaking64]

"JIM, LOOK OUT!!!!"

*pushes him out of way*

[SopaNob]

Get out of the way!

Wait?! What?!

*box to the face*

[ContentVariable]

AssassiNOPE.

[TheMathigh]

Holy crap that is my friend destr0yer544 (one getting assasinated) and a troll Xhawkx72!

[Tyfighter152]

This is some final destination shit right here. Now that red guy is going to get run over by kat.

[SwiftBuffaloEater]

saved by the create

[TheGreatDiggi3]

Holy fuck thats was brilliant!

[achisorpowers]

The companion cube may threaten to kill you GLaDOS says :/

[ferarrifxx1]

How can the top comment have more thumbs up than the views?

[mariofan408]

that is more of a win for the red!

[ZeroPath5]

Box: Everybody gets one

[warcrazy1000]

I used to be in the covenant army like you, then I took a crate to the knee

[DimitrijVassiliev]

Wjedź w kartony! Umrzyj! (a polish joke based on a TV series, in which someone drove a car into cardboard boxes... and died :D )

[MrMeowMeow]

The crate escape!

[TreeHugger0102]

GET DOWN BUDDY!

[Markis2bi4]

Snake Strikes Again!

[TheMomoxmox]

Just fucking awesome!!!

[cooldude4193]

Crate Timing!!!

[OnehandedAbortionist]

I wonder how many attempts that took... still awesome though

[mikeyjr999]

@OnehandedAbortionist this happend on accident it cant happen again and the forge you hear? it was some guy going on top of the monster barfing crates

[mikeyjr999]

@OnehandedAbortionist 1

[foxman691]

And that's what you get for being greedy!

[helldude90]

"let him go"

[OdiousLupous]

It was at an early age that young Brian could speak with containers of all sizes and shapes. A friendship that would serve him well as they looked out for one another.

[Someonece]

god.. this game has endless possibilities for fails

[Zivon8]

@ 0:05

Red: Rape Rape!!

Elite: BLARGH!!

*Cube Comes in*

Elite: *dying sounds*

Red: Thank you anti Rape cube!!

Anti Rape Cube: Anytime tommy. Anti Rape Cube, AWAY!

[nukede]

@Zivon8 117 votes, not bad.

[trashb0t]

epic win

[caballero260]

in the scores in the left corner says BOX: 1 KILL O DEATHS

[mikeyjr999]

I like how there is 626 likes and only 302 views

[JustKiddingPro]

taking one for the opposite team. good job elite!

[Willis53y]

best fail ever!!

[0JamaicanBacon0]

the best part is the "yay!" at the end. the children appreciate his heroism

[mikeyjr999]

anyone that thinks this is fake is a D.A.

[jay4gamers1]

CUBEDOKEN!

[mikeyjr999]

I uploaded an image to my fileshare that PROVES this vid was not a set up

youtube wont let me post the link (sorry) AND WHERE IS THE FORGE BALL!? HUH? HUH (in the pic)

[benjy619]

its like in an action movie, the good guy strollin by, then the bad guy comes to kill him but something unbelievable gets in the way to stop him, then the children go "HOORAY!!" classic :)

[Mrleafsfan93]

The first time I cried laughing from a fail.

[LostEpsilon]

guess the red won the boxing match.

[exsodea]

funny how the red was actully trying to get away from it when he got pushed out of the way

[Reaper81604]

"Get down!"

"Thanks man"

"No Prob-"

[DeeJayYZ013]

What they cut out was the tee-bag

[EJ2official]

I watched the gus guevera thing before this, and I was afraid to close the ad

[Yonin777plus]

I really wanna know where the cube even came from.

[mikeyjr999]

@Yonin777plus it came from the monster barfing crates with killballs in its mouth

[TheBL00DAssassin]

[Insert Red vs. Blue joke here]

[halopoor1]

The red is like omg I survived :)

[Soundwaveification]

GET DOWN!

[CanadianBaconPwnage]

WHO THE CRAP IS KEVIN????

[vanillastien]

looks a little... set up.

[cfa277]

this was smart but obviously set up

[mikeyjr999]

@cfa277 why the crap do people think this is planned? THERE IS A MONSTER WE BUILT THAT WAS BARFING CRATES

[drillpill]

The cube was Kevin's idea.

[DinoBlaster1000]

that was planned lol (obvious because they were on forge :p )

[lifeiscrap103]

Seemed like another case of Good Guy Greg in Halo: Reach.

>Sees giant box hurling towards enemy

>Pushes him down and takes the hit.

[typhlooner]

Lmao it looked like the red ducked xD

[McL0vable]

You're all cunts.

[oarngeskittle]

"i call dibs on the elite kill"

[chrisbdye]

oooo piece of candy

[nmanthegreat]

Box 4 the win!

[MetalShin0bi]

Companion Cube!

[Billsfan44]

That elite is a war hero (sure for the enemy) but never the less a war hero

[PoemsThrenody]

Little do we know but the box actually got an overkill off that yoink!

[AkatsukiFlame3]

@PoemsThrenody i thought that was a showstopper ._.

[TRIMAXIUS]

@PoemsThrenody Someone in that game is about to get a very odd after game report. Most killed by: Crate

[CheeseWithMold]

@PoemsThrenody That was a showstopper. Not a yoink.

[comenter6542]

@PoemsThrenody actually the medal is "Showstopper" when you kill someone that is assassinating someone

[ItachiRulez21405]

@PoemsThrenody -cough- it was a showstopper -cough-

[Koey32001]

@PoemsThrenody That would be a Show Stopper wouldn't it. =[ Not a yoink.

[possibiladoom]

@PoemsThrenody showstopper

[PokeloonsNJ]

@PoemsThrenody It wan't a yoink - it was a showstopper.

[BreakinBenjaminBest]

@PoemsThrenody Show-stopper, not yoink.

[sickness324]

@PoemsThrenody Showstopper.

[Jkcocnis14]

@PoemsThrenody You mean Showstopper not yoink right

[OFFGUARDGAMING]

The boxes are on humanity's side!!

[MurdocLC]

So damn awesome. XD Saved by a crate.

[TheGhostNumb]

Keep pressing 4 and 5 :D

[derubor]

Karma's a bitch

[TheGhostNumb]

If you keep pressing 2 its looks like he is rapping the spartan xD

[MurdocLC]

@TheGhostNumb Rapping? You mean raping right? And no it doesn't...

[TheKungFuProductions]

Companion Cube?

[torcorn968]

now that's a Mission Impossible moment =D

[Arexion5293]

That Elite just wanted to save his pals life.

[Gmrbro]

Saved by the box.

[NoClanNeeded]

SURPRISE BUTT SEX! the crate got jelly cos it wanted butt sex

[Legojake94]

elite's like "nnnnNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­!!!!!" in slomo

[HuwReesMusic]

That's the funniest I've seen in a while xD