Tony Rock - Dick Vs Pussy

[syddiallo]

why is he at laugh factory? this should be preached at Madison square garden or the nokia theater or an arena. u get my drift, the whole world needs to hear this guy

[xxxMazooxxx]

lol



[jordanm7]

This is hilarious.

[EmeqPL]

He reminds me of Eddie Murphy in 80's

[isidbigi]

THE PUSSY!!!

[stratocaster1986able]

He's funnier than his brother.

[imsohornynwet]

xD  he's telling the truth hahaha

[duxluver]

To damn funny

[tris0h0h7]

Is it just me or does this guy look like watto from star wars lol

[djlive408]

Amen!!!

[rockandroll342]

Chips and dip? Kinky night.

[LordPlautus]

Tony Rock has a small dick obviously, that's why he says dicks are shit, ahaha

[LordPlautus]

women rule the world....stupist thing said ever

"get this idiot off the stage!" hahahaha

[armondkeshishi]

chris rock

[AmberHopePierce]

pussy? "as is" lol!!

[1ghostronin]

hahahaha

[krunkaintdead69]

Does this mean White Jewish American Women with great tits are the most powerful?

[dontgiveafucc214]

@krunkaintdead69 where the hell did tht come from

[krunkaintdead69]

@dontgiveafucc214 3 shots of vodka, 2 pints of beer, 2 cans Jack Daniels and a shot of whiskey.

My logic was probably that women have all the power, whites are the least oppressed, Jews control media, women have vaginas and breasts hypnotize people.

[dontgiveafucc214]

@krunkaintdead69 hmmm i think we would get along just well

[jeffree76]

definitely see his brother's influence

[utubesqueeze]

lol

[BlownSpeakers13]

Dude has some serious blue boys...

[Malocchio89]

I ALWAYS SAY THIS SHIT LMAO! The power of pussy is always underestimated

[dragonshellya]

is chris rock his brother

[zachfresh]

So true!

[Jordannikefan23]

To the comment under mines tontine rock and chris rock are brothers

[shar22lie]

Those are Chris Rock jokes

[DJRoadkill18seven]

@shar22lie nope you lose

[Akatsuki2020]

ok, this video stops after only 4 secs for me, and i know its not my laptop cuz i can watch every other LF vid on youtube, so whats up with that?!

[isThisUrUsername]

Why do we say grow some balls? They are weak and vulnerable! Why dont we say grow a vagina? Now those things can take some pounding!

[SHlTTER]

@isThisUrUsername funny joke, but give credit to sheng wang.

[isThisUrUsername]

@SHlTTER o kay....i dont know who that is...But i will be honest, my friend told me the joke. He said he saw it online on a funny picture site or something.

[SHlTTER]

@isThisUrUsername then give it to youre friend haha

[isThisUrUsername]

@SHlTTER ummmm....well its a little too late now...i thought i could just post a joke and it would be over. i didnt know i had to give credit to people!?

[SHlTTER]

@isThisUrUsername lol you have a rhythm in your replies. "jfjfjfjfj......fjfjfjfjfjfjfj­fjfjfjfj.....fnfnfnfnfnfnfn. fnfnfnfnfnfkdnks." and is that last sentence a question? sorry for busting ur balls about everything, u should probably not reply so i dont have to continue

[isThisUrUsername]

@SHlTTER BBBBUUUUZZZZZKKKKKIIIIILLLL!!!­!!!!!

[RawkMahBoat]

@isThisUrUsername You got that from a quote Betty White said.

[mazafuzle]

@isThisUrUsername old...

[jpmonda91]

@isThisUrUsername Haha a quote from Betty White

[syddiallo]

@isThisUrUsername U got that from a chinese guy

[3089280288]

I know a dude who looks & sounds just like him!

[burzaaco]

Those are Chris Rock jokes...

[phreestylesk8r]

hahaha

[hamzakhan111]

is that chris rocks brother?

[Anfmethodjor]

@hamzakhan111 yes

[jobasigroup]

@hamzakhan111 Yes

[zehredness]

Why does he have a normal voice and Chris Rock seriously doesn't?

[L8rBek]

"U got a pussy in them jeans? they my favorite jeans!"

[Onomatopaella]

he looks like madlib

[proud2becanadian1996]

is there a pussy in those jeans ? those jeans are good

[kendrat199]

Hey >:O Down in Front!

[sh0rtaznant]

you're a pussy if you take pussy as-is

[liftedview]

We cater to the pussy! Dick ain't got no isle! LMAO

[LaShea69]

11 people are dicks that don't know how to cater to pussy...

Seriously, how you not find this funny?

[GTAHEPIS]

LOL OMFG

[gooodwoood]

Chris is better...

[shiggadee]

@miZzPriSs88 yes... 

[addz1111]

@miZzPriSs88 yes

[24getonthefloor]

@miZzPriSs88 ya

[MrJNGuyXD]

@miZzPriSs88 yeah

[diablospyder]

Is it just me or does he look like a young Eddie Murphy?

[Addicted257]

@diablospyder its just you

[zicuenca]

so true.

[carlitorothstein]

Tony Rock is Hilarious!!

[BuTiFullDisAssTer]

As is!!!

[1misanthropist]

We cater ,because men don't use their dicks to get what they want, only females do that. But men are at fault for lowering themselves by catering to women by having expensive cars, expensive houses, high paying jobs etc. Damn ,this was great satire !!!!

[MrGladBEASTftw]

@Bastercina nigga you have no idea what you talkin bout, i can tell yo 11 yr old ass aint getin no play

[Wutwut1n1]

i had to watch this in 240p because in 360p it froze @ 4 seconds

[Kainthemain]

Great stuff!

[JeffThunder]

pussy always defeats dick

[IlkenGirth]

This guy obviously doesn't know Daniel Tosh XD. Girls are only complicated if you're stupid, true story. And having a pussy means you have a lot of emotions and complexes. I.e you're easy to control and predict. Should a guy abuse that? Probably not, but it happens.

[MzhomSEXuwelL]

lol

[creeball]

pussy?..... AS IS!!!! true story for ya!

[jackass4569]

Women all around the world : omgosh women got it so hard blabla fuckin bla !

EVERY GIRL/WOMEN have to know there is nothing more powerful than a pussy.

She doesnt even have to be attractive their pussy is accepted forever wherever, nobody gives a fuck about dick. A poor women can EASILY get a man, but if a man is poor... he's fucked for life.

Like his brother said: " PUSSY COSTS MONEY, DICK IS FREE "

[Saltine79]

AS IS!

[KyRieAlaZa]

Dicks lead sad lives:

Their family are nuts

Their neighbor is an asshole

Their best friend is a pussy

And their owners beats them up until they throw up

XD Mwahahahaha!

[xXDimistreoXx]

@KyRieAlaZa lmfao, genius xD

[Pravoizavlijesvijeta]

@KyRieAlaZa hehehe ingenious.

[Wargoat6]

This is just like an episode from Kain Carter's vlog (hotdamnirock). Or is it the other way around?

[JaztinaS]

@Wargoat6 I thought the same thing Kain defintely stole it this is from 2009 and Kain's is only 8months old...he totally ripped Tony off..smdh

[blckgold]

"I got a pussy I win ha ha ha ha " lol that was funny

[TJ32123]

LMAOOOO Dick Shelf

[TJ32123]

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

[Lyricalojam]

@Bastercina read your comment out loud, were you drunk when you wrote this?

[roughryder5]

Dayum this nigga funny as hell

[BSpivDoinMyDougie]

Dick got nothin on pussy

[italianrlm11]

chips, dips

[fuckinrelax]

the only thing more powerful than a vagina is a man who can think for himself

[coolmusicforyou1]

dick night hahahahha

[KceEpic]

"oh shit went too far!"

[MCBakano]

hahahaha so true!!

[Angelicworrior]

OMG Good Vid im pissing myself

[BlAyZeChEdDa112]

It's tru it's tru . This clip is funny as shit!

[dwil2002]

So true! HAHAHAHA!

[keta4332]

whole aisle for the p*y. so true. p*y should smell clean because there are plenty of products to clean the p*y and there is soap too. with all of those p*y cleaning products; if the p*y has a nasty odor; the p*y should be taken to the clinic because something is wrong with the p*y.

[MrLongSofty]

hahaahah this is histerically True

[Hrko1992]

this is his brother :D he looks like him, when he sais ''the pussy is the power'' when he said the pussy part i hear chriss voice, its like chriss with a deeper voice. It's Chris lol

[djmalaka]

Dont we already have a Chris Rock?.. LAME

[Hrko1992]

@djmalaka true :D hes just like his brother...theyre like charlie and eddie murphy :P

[Garuda1337]

Joe Rogan has a very similar joke. Cept Rogan's is much funnier though.

[Triton88Keyz]

Pussy as is....I'll take it!!! ha ha ha

[artaza99]

lol

[donovanm5311]

in the grocery store i always find condoms next to where they sell tampons and other femine products. i think that's because they file them under, things you put in a vagina.

[KuteKunoichi]

@donovanm5311 I've seen condoms next to foot care products---what the fuck does that mean??? xP

[blackman9333]

stop haten on this man he doin his thang plus he rich tony funny to me lmao

[brodete]

LOL

[benisdown]

hellz yeah gonna see him @ the improv in Ontario california tonigh!

[LiLmamAbaDazZheLl010]

lmaooo "whatever you need for your pussy sprays,creams,chips, dips lol

[Andrisvilmanis]

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[goonookanooka]

he's not even close to being as good as his brother. he's kind of unlikable actually

[commonhater]

@goonookanooka stop hatin punk..your a pussy..lol..

[sergischillin]

can you imagine thanks giving dinner with him and chris rock??!!! lmaooo

[balloonfunzy]

@sergischillin dream dinner!

[sage4000]

@sergischillin Think Chris might write his jokes just for the sake of being a good brother and getting his brother some money for himself but if it is truly in their blood then that'd be pretty hilarious.

[latinpuggy2009]

@sergischillin To bad hes much funier than chris.

[DeCreiziMatafoquer]

@sergischillin hogging all the chicken and shit

[Harritan]

this guy is chris rocks brother ye?

[Talking2Tania]

Hi Tony,

Soooooo true!! Thank YOU for understanding. I like this set a bunch and you deliver it really well. Yeahhhh!!

[WanderingSamura1]

Chris Rock rip off.

[ty6unleashed]

IIght i can understand where ur comming from but lets be serious he's chris rock lil brother. he's like charlie murphy eddie murphy's lil bro.

[muzikman183]

i think charlie is eddie's older bro aint he?

[EraFilmEnterprises]

@muzikman183 yeah

[muzikman183]

lol thaz cold.. their borthers tho. Tony's personality is way differnt tho.. i like'em.. he's cool

[WanderingSamura1]

Is personality is a lower voice and less vitality, yes.

[naeladurrani]

HAHAHA...i was at this show... HILARIOUS!!!

[moeandro]

haha LOOOOOOL

[Gotchasucka]

I saw him at the laugh factory last night, this guy is hillarious, his improv is great!

[gedebabob1313]

haha..dick night..this guy funny lol

[xlovepianox]

lmfaoooooooo!! oh shit went too far

[BxProphecy]

Tony Rock is a fool for this one!!

[benzagel]

HAHA..... "pussy... as is" gg

[KingBlade15]

Lmao funny guy

[ABONESR]

OMG..ROFLLL .. This guy killed me!!!!!!!!!!!!!