How To Set Your Child's Allowance

[HeJakeLong]

da fuck.....per dollar of age....im 14 i get 10 bucks what.the.fuck

[jerky369]

@HeJakeLong and thats i get more than you (OHH WHAT THE FUCK!?)

[Hello312Kitty]

Why am I watching this , I'm 14 years old with no kids?

[IamJustinAdam3]

How the fuck is raking rocks "mowing the lawn"?

[skexee]

poor kid cant afford the new xbox.

[morikahjo]

Oh...I thought it said how to STEAL your childs allowance...

[sashakatie1]

i got bored ay 0:01

[DJwarproductions1]

Lol Im a Kid and Im watching this :)

[Jensettiman]

1:37 I got one of those cards, but I edited the magnet strip, so it would only be trackable by the police

[MattL14100]

who needs an allowance? i respect my parents, i get honor roll, clean the house, babysit and dont get an allowance and live on no money since i was young

[LandyYecla]

@21101LOVER21101 Holy shit thats a lot of money... I get $25 NZD a month!

[GaaZHD]

Mowing the lawn.. Looks like he is mowing the rocks..

[HAXOR64]

so if i get 1 dollar a year, then when im about 80 i can get mw3..

[The5starSTUNNNA]

@HAXOR64 very good billy bob boxon

[LucyTFNelson]

I get £40 a month, which is around $30 a month... I think getting $200 a month is too oo much xx

[scotstylefilms]

@LucyTFNelson more like $60 a month... I never got £40 a month, that's pretty damned healthy :)

[candylover100100]

haha a garbage fallz on him!

[HaydenBlakeShow]

i get 50 bucks a month

[margotcoleen]

@HaydenBlakeShow well i get a hundred bucks in two weeks

[HaydenBlakeShow]

@margotcoleen damn ok

[ThePandaPrincess96]

Here's a good tip, if your parents ever ask anyone to clean the house or car, offer to do it for half the amount. My parents were gonna have someone clean our house once a month but decided they'd rather pay me 60 dollars to do it every week.

[NightBeaglezz]

First grade!? I was 10...

[JoycexSuJu]

he cant even cary a trashcan ?

[EmilyC022]

whattt? i dont get allowence, my parents say "why should i pay u to do work ur supposed to do without a pay? i paid for this house! so u better get cleaning or imma kick u out!" so said... i never had allowence

[MissRKOfan1]

my mom just gives me money. between 20 to 40 bucks per month. i mostly have to spend it on lunch. i also save my change. i'm 16 but not allwod to get a job

[PromisesLies]

i get 200 a month.. how do you guys survive with 30 bux a month??

[4EvaYoung11]

@PromisesLies Oh my bad spoiled brat 

[PromisesLies]

@4EvaYoung11 no no, i didnt mean that way! im so sorry but its because my school has to get alot of art stuff weekly so yeah. and in from Singapore and our cost of living is very VERY high.. ):

[4EvaYoung11]

@PromisesLies Oh..... I'm sorry

[kittierox100]

lol, i have to do all those things for 5 dollars a month. and i have to pay for my own outside food. i'm 14.

[kirbypowerpuff4936]

....i dont get an allowance :(

[GAMEtruTV]

i do nothing and get 120+a week. my mom makes me pay 4 my own food tho ):

[BIG1LOST]

@GAMEtruTV-tell her she is your parent not some sranger who you live with and you dont have to pay for food.

[appleintosh]

I'm 13 and I get $120 dollars a week. BECAUSE I HAVE A JOB

[melaya4ever]

@appleintosh holy shit! i get 30$ a month

[MyMegagame]

@melaya4ever I get 40 a month, or 50 if I do extra chores.

[scoogarf]

I'm only watching this to know how much I could get, if I would be getting allowance.

[talli0799]

i only get 15 per month....BUT i dont have ANY CHORES

[daniellaomote]

@talli0799 yeah so thats why you only get like enough money to buy like a cheap pair of shoes.

[talli0799]

@daniellaomote go die >:D

[applerules100]

that mowing the lawn part looked like raking the stones

[Wutsakumquat]

My dad makes me by food with my own money and I don't even get an allowance.

[johnnyboygeek99]

what the fuck i dont even get a allowance! Screw this shit !

[shotgun2face]

i get 30 a week :D but i have to do all my siblings chores  -_-

[GETXGAMES]

that kid has no swag

[davgong1]

@bigz547899223 fuck u bitch not all black people love watermelon that be like me saying all italians love pizza or chinese people all love eggrolls or all fuking people like u eat fog shit so good day and go jack off to justin bieber cds and your moms picture in ur face

[mscookieperson]

How did racism even have something to do with this video?

and honestly, Some people need to shut up, just because you're not the same race as the other person, you have no right to treat them differently, because it hurts (some-what experience) @bigz547899223 thats harsh, my friend is black he is no different from me or other races...and yes I might be only 12 years old, and may not know everything (blah blah) but I can say what I think so...

[zutara221]

I dnt have an allowence ;( but i will ask my mom a thousand times and email my mom this video!LOL!

[GabbyChan101]

i get 20 dollars a month cuz i told my mom i would stop buggin her for money

[Tacoburger11]

Do people really need guides on something as simple as allowances?

[wwilliamsjr]

@Italian97Girl Hey what's with the nickname nigger?

Listen if it wasn't for "Niggers" You wouldn't have heat or others you wouldn't even been born.

[wwilliamsjr]

@bigz547899223 That's a little harsh..

[xGoldenAngel18]

@Italian97Girl thats fucked up you dont know him. you cant talk about people parent like that. im black! ITS BLACK!! not nigga , nigger OR WHATEVER! get it straight ITALIAN HOE!

[xGoldenAngel18]

@bigz547899223 thats disrespectful. everyone think of black people wrong! im black i never dropped out of school and i major in criminal justice. guitar playin BITCH! FUCK YOU AND THE PEOPLE WHO LIKED THIS!!

[XxdragicexX3]

I get 20 bucks every week. I need it to be 30 but my parents say its too much. They make it in less than an hour. WTF?

[nhoodfan]

Anyone else noticing the garbage can is empty and the kid fails?

[DogLover1507]

@bigz547899223 your really mean D:

[MultiRump]

w-w-wait $1 per year? Wut the FUCK!

[xxDeadHeartzxx]

@MultiRump He means one dollar per year in their age each week.

eg. A nine year old would get nine dollars every week.

[clearimage101]

@MultiRump more like 50 cents a year...

[rotnakleugim]

@MultiRump per year of age per weak. not per year

[HonourOrGlory]

@rotnakleugim im glad to see that u post comments that r useful unlike the top comments on every howcast video

[TheEyeOfFreedom]

@rotnakleugim You spelt week wrong. 'Weak" should be spelt as week.

[rotnakleugim]

@TheEyeOfFreedom I know, but I got the message across, and if I spelt something wrong on this comment, please don´t correct me, and if you do, don´t expect a response.

[jazzer741]

@rotnakleugim week*

[BIG1LOST]

@MultiRump-when i was 11 i got paid 1 dollars.

[fatsonic100]

@MultiRump lol

[MultiRump]

@fatsonic100 thnx

[fatsonic100]

@MultiRump your welcome but that was lol

[Jonaeproductionx3]

@bigz547899223 Because it offence to my race :}

[myak471001]

ummmmmmmmmmm all i do is say mom can i get 10dollars ill pay u back when i get it never pay back !!!

[grimslider]

ah how gives a fuck iv got money since i work since the age of ten

[Jonaeproductionx3]

@bigz547899223 ....What does that comment have to do with the video

P.s imma get some money :D

[firelordzuko100]

@NinJaPaNdaPOcKyP0wER eh that could work but i pefer jsut asking and doing good its a great system

[firelordzuko100]

i dont get allowance and i dont get chores i jsut ask for money and do good in school

[sid1258]

allowances are old and lame i just sneak up when there not around or sleeping and and steal from them ;)

[Kekkon3n]

LOL giving to charity. The goverment will take 40-60 percent of my pay as taxes. Teach your kid by promissing more but taking the tax. Also while he makes more money from less frequent chores add up his monthly earnings and take a bigger precentage off. Just because he made more money and he "can" afford giving more away. Welcome to a nordic wellfare democracy bitch!

[Blueball0120]

@MegaHockeyFan22 Your kidding me right?

[THEAWESOMECHANNEL13]

Wow all i do is clean my room somtimes always never and get $20 for pretty much nothing!

[hellogirl567]

he needs allowance for a new haircut

[kuteasabutton56]

I function just fine without an allowence. I just wait till a holiday, THEN i get cash. Like, over 200$

[roughlysixfeettall]

how about dont give the brat anything

[pinkmusiclover2]

dude your hair is disgustingly greasy

[mattnick2630]

wow i just get 20$ every 2 weeks for barley doin anything or i can just say i want somthin wait a bit then get it

[shorty5352]

Next on howcast ------- how to scratch ur nutz!!

[robabrams1444]

Step 1: Dont give them a fucking allowance.

[adidassoccercleats]

WHY WOULD U MOW A LAWN OF ROCKS???

IM FROM MEXICO! LOL NOT@!@

[adidassoccercleats]

WHY WOULD U MOW A LAWN OF ROCKS???

[tcfabri]

I once invited a friend in , he lost my brother's R4, I'm still paying, it was 10 bucks.

GODAMN IT HAD PASSE A YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have to ask gandma but she gives me, like 2 or 5 bucks

[legofreak1109]

my parents are soooooooo rich, they give me 100$ a week

[escudo360]

@legofreak1109 yeah, right

[legofreak1109]

@escudo360 i ain't jokin

[guralnikownz]

yea raking rocks is now called mowing the lawn?

[boogyman19946]

rofl did they really say to encourage donations? XD hahaha... yeah, kids definitely want to give away 50 cents of allowance to something they do not give a fuck about XD

[cloudycloud12]

I would hate my parents if they made me do all of that!

[77dania]

50 cents per week i got 20$ per week and they want u to donate money that you earned wtf

[PolakPV18]

let me get this straight  a kid gets 50cents a week and they want us to donate that cash wow.....

[loku1125]

fail at 0:34 it says mowing the lawn when he is raking

[Noodlz96]

What did they do to the poor kids hair?

[TheRexjr]

wallgreens recit



[cjpoop]

lol i thought it said how to eat your childs allowance

[medusa1931]

step 8, dont get the shit beat out of your kid by giving him a comb over and for the love of god get him a gym membership, it was a fucking garbage can not and anvil

[DoURememberMe9889]

i swear son, ill pay double next week, i just need more time, i swear, i just need time

[UltimateTwilight135]

$1 a year? I can make a dollar in a day!

[NikySportsPromotion]

@UltimateTwilight135 I think they mean $1 per year of age (i.e a 5 y.o gets $5 per week)

[UltimateTwilight135]

@NikySportsPromotion Ah...so if I'm 100 years old, my allowance will be $100. Score!

[MissChocoholicful]

how can that garbage can be heavy when it's empty?

[princedarkus1]

wait wait wait, a $1 per year?

[proppa1000]

lol donate my ass when the kids making 50 cents per week

[brycelover09]

25 dollars a week just for unloading dishes out of the dish washer.

[princedarkus1]

im lucky my dad hasent looked at this video

he gives me twenty bucks a week :)

[gfujdfjki]

he bought  borderlands

[Pun4422]

the dad looks like he definitely owns a bong

[monterey10445]

i aint giving none my allowance to a fucking charity

[Koolkid736]

loool 50 cents a week.....

[xchiikax]

Watta cute kid!:) Aweh!

[Magith1]

Whenever I do work i get paid 10$ an hour. ^^

[Andycool490]

i dont need to do anything i just get 20 bucks each monday and im 10:)

[MrJustinMcdonald]

@Andycool490 you are pretty spoiled

[Andycool490]

@MrJustinMcdonald not rlly... my parents just give it to me mr justin :)

[loku1125]

@Andycool490 you will just grow dependent on daddy and you will become broke and become homeless

[ArielDarkBlade69]

@loku1125 nope...daddy will put up with him. or at least mommy will...moms are good for that

[princedarkus1]

at 1:20, he bought fusion frenzy 2 for xbox!

: )

[larrybarrygummybears]

who the fuck cleans there room daily?

[idogrrl09]

@larrybarrygummybears me

[GreenGreda]

I'm not white and I get an allowance. But I use my money for EVERYTHING except for food. I didn't ask for an allowance, my parents decided that when I was 12 I'd have to buy everything for my self to get my ready to be in the real world. Kids should get an allowance to learn how to manage money, which is necessary when you're an adult.

[monkeythelamar]

@GreenGreda Or they should get world of warcraft and play the auction house

[rerundadog]

I was on my knees begging my for allowence... at the age of 13...

[wiirocksgh]

STOP BEING SPOILED

[hiddeninthemist]

Allowance alone is spoiling. I never got allowance I worked for it and thats how it should be. White kids nowadays....

[Rover7898]

realy a dime for allowance and there was nothin in the garbage can i wish i got allowance

[Fallenshinobi23]

i thought an xbox game was essential because of this video...

[SuperPhoenix5]

well i clean the the room's every single day and i don't ask her money just think about it if the mother

1.got alot of pain giving birth

2.working at the job for you and all of the famaly to eat something and live in the house

3.paing for all your need's at school 

4. and more

[Beaverfishpwns]

0:34 hes mowing the lawn??? *confused*

[lPSTutorialsl]

I never got an allowance... to me that is being spoiled. :l

[zzip101]

gay haircut

[under0e]

oh wtf i read this wrong i thought it said how to steal your childs allowence

[DachshundLover33]

i get 5 dollars EVERY WEEK starting sunday! haha

[KellyLe9]

when im at vietnam wow alot money for my allowance is 10,000d wow money :) and did ya know im asian teehee :-)

[waimster]

step 7 FAIL!!

[K9girl29]

0:17 looks like my bro!!!

[isrobertb]

I never got allowance instead I have a job.

[UtubeDude011]

@isrobertb i know i wish i could get an allowance

[tima523617]

everyone should try threejars site teaches kids to save, invest and even share for good causes. Kids can even earn interest on savings and parents set %, very interactive.

[miesrah12]

or do what my parents do

give money every time i get a good grade on a test or a report card

[ArielDarkBlade69]

@miesrah12 i used to get $20 for As, $10 for Bs and $5 for Cs :)

and if I passed at the end of the year I got to pick where I wanted to eat out

[ThisWaySketch]

so glad i don't have kids and don't need to worry about things like this... :)

[Grafman52]

only white people give their children allowence

[animallovingal3434]

@Grafman52 True. I'm black and I don't get allowance.

[deepart15]

@animallovingal3434 Well i never had a allowance and i am white. I am now a adult now and have a job.

[SenoirBeaner1995]

wat a load of bull give ur kid 20$ if he does good in skool per month and ur good

[monkeyrahha]

i never got paid allowance... in 17 years old too. my parents just used to buy me shit if i bugged them long enough and did good shit for them.

[thaigirl206]

i get payed $150 a month

[zeakins]

Not our fault our parents got a good job. Go get mad at your parents.

[sonikdude49]

@weyov5 im not a cracker im a fucking ghost

[brutaka359]

@weyov5 Welcope 2 my life :(

[SuperPhoenix5]

but you still got your famaly :) plus im not poor but i don't wan't allowance my self

[liban121212]

@weyov5 cuz yuo dad aint got no work yo momas a hore and yuo sister gets raped all fuckign day so piss off and be happy for what yuo got ok

[VaioFilms]

@weyov5 u can afford a computer and internet conection

[HamsterClawz]

@weyov5 really??? u have a cumputer and not an allowance?!  ur not poor, dumb ass. who get cumputer r not poor, sooo shut up u dumb ass

[Leroysification]

@weyov5

You have the internet

/argument

[TheAverageTeen13]

@weyov5

i hear ya, i dont get s*** for all the chores i have to do, i just have to do them

[qtbeauty95]

wait so i can get a free credit card?????

[Aprilatemypie]

My 10 year old brother gets a weekly allowance, and all he does is just save it up for a new video game every month. In other words, last time he left to go play outside was before he got his allowance.

And yet we still wonder why obesity is such a huge problem..

[BlackDrumm3rKid]

my allowance for my kids is not beatin their ass every week

[Jojobluer]

Lol! Like the old Days!

[hamdi613]

it doesnt seem like a big problem i dont get allowance and im fine

[ashleymarieanneclark]

It does not instill a sense of pride, it just makes them pissed that they did all that work for money that you won't let them use.

[yeseniacornejo]

i was looking for a job , but no one hired me , i REALLY wanted to work over the summer , since i dint have nothing to do . My dad gives me 20 a week with good grades , and my mom 10 for chores(;

[gotenksr5]

Oh yea i get 0 a week because your supposed to be helping your parents for free

[kaanxxx]

Exactly, I thought that the roof over my head, dinner In my stomach, clothes on my back, the computer I'm on, the room I sit in were good enough.... Nope apparently I need allowance on top of that and I don't have to help my parents unless they pay.

WHAT A LOAD OF FUCKING BALLS, KIDS HELP YOUR PARENTS FOR FREE !

[incrediblemosher12]

@gotenksr5 i agree my parents say my allowance is the fact that i get a bed food xbox and a room

[phillyfan856]

next on how cast -- How to wipe your ass

[jnxt231]

@phillyfan856

LMFAO thats funny

[TheAussieBoys2]

@phillyfan856 lol



[TeamEclipZ]

Whoa he bought the same game twice.

[lololol36]

I've never gotten allowance, I am in grade 7