Knife Crime // Carrot Shank

[torquablee]

1:41



[torquablee]

omg 141 that is so fucking funny.

[torquablee]

lol, you got fuck'd up by peas.

[liljackers95]

Hows mans going to see you in the dark..

[akroma12345678910]

Oh my god, i love it xDD

[Evolve2Devolve]

lmfao. Youtube played a Green Giant event advert before this video. Brilliant.

[yumrownage]

Funny :)

[RACEKID101]

FUCKING PENG!!!!!

[TheOnlyDealMaker]

What's police gonna do, they can't ban carrots, I mean-hows mans gonna see in the dark

[simonbild67]

"How is man gonna see a the dark"

Very funny

[TheNightSkyK]

:D Epic ! x Love It Haha

[ViciousAlienKlown]

Carrots are good for you!

[MrMargaretScratcher]

Haaaaa! Blogged this : margaretscratcher.co.uk/wordpr­ess/2011/09/carrot-shank/

[IamSCUNE]

"Saw Green Giant advert.. got so shook!"

hahaha!

[shaunroolez]

Going through my old favourites, and found this, and I'm so glad I found this again :')

[This2x4Skeleton]

@shaunroolez me too :| Pure genius

[tomadshade1]

"i got rooted up blad, you get me?"

[stabvests]

Nice video alot of truth

[pkbub1]

fucking shank you bruv with my carrots

[TurkeyShampoo]

Uh he didn't say squark. Ya'll never heard of "SPORKS"? They are the plastic utensils that are shaped like spoons but at the end have little points for poking. They are used at like KFC. FORK+SPOON = SPORK

[iPhaaze7x]

7 and a half years.. A squark... feeding his baby...

[NakedJKid]

@iPhaaze7x what's a squark?

[Bustamomo]

@NakedJKid Spork*

those spoons with a jagged edge of a fork

[Millsy05]

@NakedJKid he means "spork" = spoon + fork

[6ASTRAL6DEMON6]

@NakedJKid he says spork mate. its a cross between a sponge and a cork

[bezoomyazure]

@NakedJKid

he says spork, which is a spoon and a fork combined.

[SuperKid786]

@NakedJKid he said spork... google it :)

[Paramore98MusicLuva]

@NakedJKid its a spork. a spork is a spoon and a fork put together.

[amberwestonx]

@NakedJKid Its like a fork and a spoon hahahahaha

[HappyyCabbage]

@NakedJKid spork, spoon and fork u retards

[puaar94]

@NakedJKid It's a Spork, Mix between a spoon and a fork.

[TheCosmicGypsies]

@NakedJKid Squarks are the superpartners of quarks. These include the sup squark, sdown squark, scharm squark, sstrange squark, stop squark, and sbottom squark. See Particle physics, Sfermion.

[Merch1992]

@iPhaaze7x SPORK YOU FUCK...FORK/SPOON

[NaysHaze]

@iPhaaze7x he said a spork not a squark

[kingnikkoman]

@iPhaaze7x its a spork u dohnut' a cross between a spoon and a fork!! get it right

[craigofshrewsbury]

@iPhaaze7x "Spork".......

[alfieford95]

@iPhaaze7x its a spork like a spoon and fork combo :)

[cosentinospk]

@iPhaaze7x spork as in a spoon + a fork

[Jozeejug]

@iPhaaze7x  spork*

[tashaa31096]

"How's man gunna see in the dark?!" ahahha

[tashaa31096]

"How's man gunna see in the dark?!" hahahahahah

[jojobajuice]

This just messed up Xmas for me! Next time I hear "Ho Ho Ho" I'm gonna think it's the Green Giant coming to "mush me"!! lol

[1996Dimeji]

1:42 to 1:45 is the funniest bit

[D10M0]

New River Path !

WHO KNO, DA GHETTO. Rapist alley

[MercOhra]

lol so good man, mind if i sample "a life for a knife a knife for a life" sick shit aha :)

[PrangingProductions]

Saw green giant advert and i was shook! So i went for carrots loooool

[ElmoOnCrack100]

Filas are a shoe brand that are for chavs that can't afford nikes

[Ki3rann]

haha am in stiches

[zCyberFusiionz]

who else watched this Bcos of patchy LoL

[PeeJay2K3]

"Jake Oscar Kingsley Evans"? So his initials are JOKE? :D

[SoundofTheCentury]

This has got to be my favourite video on youtube

[gremlinlemon]

lmfao..."how is mans gonna see in the dark"...geniius

[TheHPJC]

what's the background instrumental that plays the whole way through?

[NakedJKid]

@TheHPJC Tune I made on fruity loops. 

[TheHPJC]

@NakedJKid it's well good, could you send it to me maybe?

[MaZoBoxinG]

1:47

carrot ranger

[OneManWolfPak]

HAHAHHA " I saw a green giant add and was so shocked "

[TimmyTenga]

@OneManWolfPak *shook

[OneManWolfPak]

@TimmyTenga ...and was so shook? in northern ontario that doesnt make sense, we dont even talk the way we write anyway, it'd come out somethin like ...chocked on ruth bye i gandered the one bout the heffen gulliver! there are people from calgary, toronto, vancouver..montreal...then there are the REAL Canadians (7th generation) who live north of ottawa

[dipsotic]

the way he bops down the stairs! loooooool

[CopsAreFaggots]

haha xD

[nappa9002]

Carrots?!

I had him as more of a broccholi type of person.

[MadameApathy]

This was hilarious. :D

[madmanninc]

"They can' ban carrotts, hows man gonna see in dark?"

[robotwun]

so scared !!! rofl

[jezzah123]

legendary!

[GrizzledPenguin]

That Carrot skank was sick

[Whamesl0l]

this is genius! :D

[GameGhost1]

haha very funny buddy. gave me a great laugh. never knew there was a knife problem in the UK. very informative.

I showed this to my brother I was yelling at the screen the whole time,

"Look out! the Brit has a carrot! they've got vegetables run for your life!"

[xxScarlettZombiexx]

Foot locker LMFAO !!!!

[lacoolg]

they just got carroted

[lacoolg]

i just got rooted up! lol

[lozza157]

they cant bang carrots, y'knar mean? i mean how is mans gonna see in the dark, you get me?

ahahah makes me laugh so much :')

[Marcioglory]

PAHAHAHAAHAH

[somekindofusername]

'Basically it's someone fucking you up with... With peas init, frozen vegetables you know what I mean like... Just proper pelting you bruv'

[oCLaRKeZz]

"They cant ban carrots i mean howz a man gunna see in the dark"?. Hahaha classic

[ijosithi]

I was bare shook bruv no how I iz sayin

[whyfacetw]

roooooofl

[BJPIP8]

fuckin jokes ^_^



[jonwhyte92]

Wats the police gonna do if you pull a carrot on dem? They cant bang carrots, you get me? Howz manz gonna see in the dark?? LMAO :D

[Faircomments7]

lollll!!!

[Hoohahkid]

Fucking u up with peas init, I creased looool

[ItaLeadbettah]

What choon is this?

[12345Christos]

54 people blatantly got mushed up

[supahdupahguy81]

54 ppl get shook when a Green Giant ad comes on...

[supahdupahguy81]

LMFAO!!! That was jokes!! "Mushing" u kno....."took my FILA's" u kno....."they cant ban carrots, how's man gonna see in the dark?"

i will watch again...

[howincrediblyshit]

This will never get old.

[luvpump1]

But a fuuny clip, non the less .. :)

[luvpump1]

Knife or gun crime in London is almost an exclusively BLACK issue, but hey, gotta put a white man in there to avoide offending anyone !!..

[irockdude64]

@luvpump1 fuck u

[supahdupahguy81]

@luvpump1

Nah i ain't fooled.

You blatantly searched "knife crime" and clicked on the top video just so you could make snide comments about black people...

When you saw it was a parody, you realized you failed & couldnt say what you wanted to say, so you decided to make a bullshit remark as compensation instead....Go to Glasgow & you will see wall-to-wall crime commited almost exclusively by whites..

ANLACKY MAATE!

[Cookie17656]

u all might think this is a joke, but as i was pickin up some mug shanked me with a pineapple

[6Sepulnation6]

Hahaha, brilliant!

[TheOrangeRoad]

I couldn't understand anything anyone said.

[HanaBeth2]

LMFAOROFLLOL!!! TOOOOOO FUNNY!! xDD

[arsenalman1233]

Jokes A*

i mush u up

[MrLeeperry96]

Same ting appen to me got Merced wid an eggplant

[drksthh]

he styll aint put on no shoes!!

[MrLightning666666]

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[Joeyj3dy]

You can't ban carrots! How's man gonna see in the dark loooooooolllllllllllllllll

[callumcurtis1993]

awesome, fuck you up with peas!!!lol

[southdotvista]

mushing......LOOOOL

[MegaDunn]

Haha I carrotted dem blurd

[BartonzzzzZ]

hahHa rofl

[nameless12345]

how mans meant to see in the dark lol

[Cull23skicougar]

how's mans gonna see in the dark ?

[Roundhed95]

Omd this is funy

[sasukexisxgay]

"someone fuckin ya up with...peas, innit?"

[CLOSECALLSTUDIOS]

I love this vid its so funny lol

[OmgItzHimxD]

0:36 LMFAO

[Warkid1992]

LMFAOOOOPOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[Sgtbfili]

Carrot master strikes back xD

[emziie200]

hows man gna see in the dark? 

[3sherrys]

Brilliantly done, "first thing i do is get Rooted" ...!!! Fila's old skool !!!!

[MintChoclateTurtle]

Hows manz gonna see in the dark, ya get meh

[J0kABoi]

lol mans a joker

[1ockedand1oaded]

man. this is awesome!! hope you get an award or something.

[enbiex]

"You can't ban carrots, ya get me. How's mandem gonna see in da dark"

[xJaCkOxDaNnYx]

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAH JOKE SHIT.... HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[freddypop198]

Ha HA fucked up with peas- saw the green giant advert and got shook

[KhalsaSoulja]

loooooool <-- and i really mean that.



[inelscomedy]

300,000 + VIEWS :D

[Waffl3zuk]

Went home that day yeah, turned on the TV and i see Green Giant advert on I got so shook

[G58]

I've got tears in my eyes man! That was so fucking clever. Serious issue aside, finding the comedy in it, and then acting it out - priceless!

[coolsvilleowner]

@G58 every time i watch this i get tears! its a real tear-jerker haha

[BodaciousWickerman]

0:29-0:31 = Brare wit da aubergine is too jokes.

[MoneyManUK]

yo i got this as my vid whenever i go to my channel its too much blud . slapped em up , jooked em up , carroted them up, u get me

[brigadierJ4MES]

lol this is fucking sickkkkkkk

jokes.

[RokoLokoful]

this is a white boy asken but wtf is fieners?

[NakedJKid]

@RokoLokoful Filas

[RokoLokoful]

@NakedJKid what is filas?

[NakedJKid]

@RokoLokoful filas are a very budget brand of trainers that got popular in england like nike, adidas, reebok etc... the jok eis that they stole his cheap trainers... that's how ghetto they are.

[RokoLokoful]

@NakedJKid OH!!! OK thanx man. P.S is this your vid or no?

[jburm0305]

@NakedJKid Actually Filas got popular in America!!

[SuperBREDDA]

@NakedJKid filas arent budjet they are nice shoes just as respected as nike and adidas xxx

[coolsvilleowner]

@NakedJKid looool fila is jokes man u guys are hillarious

[Jimmyretired]

@NakedJKid my trainers are jumpal with velcro

[streetdisciple1]

@RokoLokoful trainers

[hayder0809]

@RokoLokoful filas are trainers fila is the company name

[picklepie159]

@NakedJKid "Although this is a parody of the knife crime epidemic in Britain it highlights a very real issue.

Taking away weapons will not stop the killings, it's the mentality that needs to be tackled."

Thank you, thank you, for understanding, good sir.

[CreationzMusic]

@RokoLokoful Stop makin the rest of us white kids look thick as shit cos were not.

[RokoLokoful]

@CreationzMusic lol

[YourPalHDee]

@RokoLokoful he's sayin filas man.. his fuckin shoes lol.

[teresa16x]

haha carroted them up, ya get me! cant bang carrots ya get me. LOOOL. i like i like a lotttt.

[pokemon9505]

U just got carroted bruv!

[BodaciousWickerman]

@pokemon9505 Slapped em up, juxt em up, n jus carroted em up ugetme.

[xheartshapebox]

thing is i showed this to my dad and he didn't get it at all, but me and my friends were laughin so hard when we saw it. Shows how different generations take humor.

This is original and genius u should be proud.

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0:47 Thermal vision

[kieshaxxx]

ahah lol this is helerious i was creasin for tym :P <3 ahaha sawthe green giant ad lmao :P x

[johnbutler2010]

yea this was funny 

[MoneyManUK]

HAHA Sick!!!!

[2centralmanz2009]

jkz wen he says he was shook seing green giant advert

[pivotkid85]

the green giant bit was fuckin hilarious

[BodaciousWickerman]

'Basically it's someone fuckin you up with... peas innit. With frozen vegtables.' LOL

[pokemon9505]

@BodaciousWickerman HAHA i feel u fam

[Alloutdoor1]

That was jokes Big up the harringey massive! Personally i would use cellery lol! Too many eediots on road these days. Wicked video mate!

[phivzzy]

jokest ting ive seen in my life!

'i aint proud of it you get me but thats the way it is, thats the way the streets are these days' LOOOL

[adda89]

streets is vicious.

man need to see in the dark, true say.

[meso06]

BARE JOKES!

[ibrahim94241]

carrot man lol stabbed

[Shazkinz]

'turn on the tv, saw the green giant advert n i got so shook' LMAO

[BodaciousWickerman]

@Shazkinz Best bit.

[random0345]

1.28 looooooooooooool

[theunholycrown666]

@random0345 The Rocky Balboa, undisputed champion of carrots lol.

[123kieronyy]

now now kids carrots are for eatin and nothing else lol

[mrsickslimshady]

at first i thought this was serious but then i saw the foot locker and the peas lool

[ruggerz03]

a more recent BBC version of this.... but more comical...

watch?v=2BvfLSRyisg

[yusifer]

This video is genius.

[hydroactive]

its the dont jealous me guy!!

[Rav3rTom]

After watching this, now i know what a real knife crime is like!

[JonnySouth1]

Why hasn't this got more views, it is hilarious!

[AngelFaceJade]

"they mushed me right there.... mushin is basically like some fuckin you up with peas innit! with frozen vegtables ya no what i mean that, proppa peltin you that." lmao oh this is jokes. "rooted!" haha. oh my god this is timeless, makes me proppa laugh everytime.

anyway ... nice eye patch blad ;)

[chowdownonrayman]

they can't bang carrots LOL and HOWZ MAN GONNA SEE IN THE DARK... HAHAHAHAHA DATS NO.1 !!!!

[greatmaster112]

lmao

[jamodaline]

LOL i don't kno 'ow they managed to make this wit out laughin! "they can't ban carrots, hows manz gonna see in the dark?!" haaa, quality

[JdotttR]

a SPORK!!, a SPORK BLAD!