Arctic Monkeys - Mardy Bum

[WerewolfReyna97]

it's a bit awkward to be singing along with this song to my dog

[xXxjeffyxxdean214xX]

the guitar intro reminds me of our trip to the beach with my friends while watching the sun going down..!

Anyways,i luv this song! :)

[kellsbells232011]

id totally do alex turner....jamie too. hes so cute. p.s. beginning of video is hilarious

[NobodyJustaVoice]

Makes me laugh when people who aren't from yorkshire dont know what half of this song means :L

[eldots03]

fuck everybody

[sarahgilbride]

when your argumentative, and you've got the face on:)

[ilovian]

when I listen to this it reminds me of Charlie Rowe

[SheffChickForever]

Artic monkeys:) There from were im from:O

[EloiseeJade]

@BriittaniiLynn True, but Gerard Way beats em all xD

[BriittaniiLynn]

@EloiseeJade No way lol He is hot but no

[EloiseeJade]

@BriittaniiLynn yes way lol

[iKieZ]

@EloiseeJade what is HAWTT ? sorry i just can little english :D

[C8linGrahamXD]

Alex Turner would get it. Several times in fact

[LassFromSheffield]

'some idiot said it reminds him of me' AHAA soo funny!

Alex Turner <3

[8gerrard8]

The best Arctic Monkeys song to not have a music video. No wait fuck that, the best Arctic Monkeys song, end of story. Sad that songs like this didn't get a video yet some of the crap like Evil Twin from the new album do. Wtf.

[linerider195]

Love the song. Disliked the video. No offense, it's just purple lyrics on pink background, and the starting somments, felt kinda stupid.

[DIEzombiekidzDIE]

I love how the lyrics are sad, but the melodies and such are so happy. It makes a great song

[Ochoa1417]

@DIEzombiekidzDIE Kind of like Third Eye Blind in that sense!

[daverules4ever]

wow amo esta canción!!

[MissMomoute]

@fallen4life080

I don't like the way you talk. Yeah, I mean, I'm a girl and you can be a perfect stranger or a fucking lead singer, it doesn't matter for me. Alex Turner is hot and even if he wasn't a lead singer, he would be.

Oh and stop saying that every girls are like that, I'm sure there are many who thinks like me.

[fallen4life080]

@MissMomoute i forgot to put the word "Almost" before "all girls.....so you're right. NOT EVERY GIRL is like that, but the majority of them are. the statement was a bit generalized, sorry, but people got the point. the equation is like this

If alex turner = stranger > then he's "just a hot guy"

Alex turner = lead singer of band > then he's "not only hot, girls wanna mount him, sit on his face, etc"

[MissMomoute]

@fallen4life080

Yeah, it was generalized, but I understand your point of view. I was just displeased because I'm a girl, and by saying "every girl are like that" it was like if I were too. But, there's nothing I hate more than people like that, who are not there for the music.

So, have a nice day. :)

[Zooman989]

great..another song to get stuck in my head, at least its amazing :D

[q0rkie]

Sorry, i thought this was an ARCTIC MONKEYS Song

[fallen4life080]

All girls wanna do almost any lead singer of almost any band. Its not just Alex. My friend eerily looks like his twin or something,but no, girls always say he looks nothing like Alex, Alex is hotter blah blah blah. Trust me girls, if this guy were just a normal guy on the street, the number if girls willing to bounce on him would tremendously decrease :-)

[FlyingBirdNov]

@fallen4life080 Totally agree. Girls would rub their asses on a turd like me if I was a lead singer on a band.

[TWhannahkatesykes]

i base my accent around this guys..

[LibbyBarcel2]

Um, can I have sex with your voice?

[laceynoel4]

My ex told ms to look this song up..right before he got a new girlfriend.

#confused

[Louisparrinello]

THOUGHT THE VIDEO WASN'T WORKING BUT IT WAS JUST THE SHITTY DOVE ADVERT, YOUTUBE GET RID PLEASE! ARCTIC MONKEYS=<3! PEACE OUT BROSKIS!

[SpannaLouise96]

loved the writing at the beginning , omg alex turnerr! sexy mo fo ive seen him!! woo

[AnyaPanyaa]

f*ck yeah! seeing them next year

[MOUNTAINDREW33]

I literally just found this, and I think it's my new favorite song.

[Earwiig]

His accent is the sex.

[snowboardrock7]

@Earwiig And he's burning hot like a volcano in hell

[RosieVBrowne]

amazing song by an amzing band <3

[walkdru]

I love artice monkeys....Sorry Im a bloke so cant really say alex turner lolol

[findleyrocks]

his accent is amazing..

[MsConnie123]

If you wouldnt do him your nuts tbh!! haha so true! <3

[labza0162]

argumentative and you've got the faith on

[GlenMccafferty]

@labza0162 face...

[ScreamingSpectrum]

@labza0162 face....

[mrellathepwner]

@labza0162 face*

[MissBellachen]

fuckin' amazing !!!

[LOGIESPZ]

can i ask if he says right hard to remember or raight? (cant spell it)

[WardyYNWA]

@314flylight

Yeah, it's cool, I wasn't having a go, I've moved to Australia and I'm finding it hard to understand at some points :)

[chloebutcher21]

to clear things up, yes he's from Sheffield :) the whole of the arctic monkeys are from Sheffield. Most of them High Green to be precise! So yeah, hes from Yorkshire! I live in Sheffield too, they grew up about 5mins from where i live. & to clear the other thing up.. it is 'arsed', i can asure you. its a reyt typical sheffield phrase :)

[girts310]

Solo makes me cry ;)

[MichelleRocks99]

Is he Australian. or British?

[Nox41321]

@MichelleRocks99 British. He's from Yorkshire.

[OneWorldOneLove6222]

@Nox41321 Wait... I thought he was from Sheffield? (I'm not correcting you I'm just seeing if I was wrong to begin with haha)

[Nox41321]

@OneWorldOneLove6222 Ooh, you might be right. I'm not sure myself now. :P Somewhere Northern anyway.

[OneWorldOneLove6222]

@Nox41321 Oh ok XD I'll google it sometime if I remember haha

[TyronvanGeestROCKER]

Perfect British Accent! So cool!

[3rdDegreeGurn]

@TyronvanGeestROCKER perfect sheffield accent >.> if that's possible XD

[channyandseddiefan]

I feel like Mardy.

[minxjeh]

I'm a guy, and I'd totally turn gay for him.

[ToXxicLoL]

@minxjeh

R u kidding me?!?! I like the song.. and he can sing god, but I would never turn gay.. Omg O.o I think ur already gay :/

[minxjeh]

@ToXxicLoL

I'm kidding bro, chill out. It's sarcasm. xD

[ToXxicLoL]

@minxjeh

I hope for you ;) Haha :)

[superpig000]

lovelovelove alex 

[WardyYNWA]

@VERITYISAWESOME

I'm sure it's arsed, it's a typical phrase of Sheffield and around it (I'm from Warsop, a little drive out of Nottingham) and many people say arsed, like "I can't be arsed (bothered)" :)

[314flylight]

@WardyYNWA

Sorry im from tring so yeah >.<

[silleyhannah]

is it just me or is this like the dude "kate nash" <3 xD

[imissgoodmusic1]

@silleyhannah It's just you.

[blizzardevil91]

this song make me feel like i have 2 heart.:)

[VERITYISAWSOME]

you said arsed and its asked :) heheheh

[xxIxxEMMAxxIxx]

@VERITYISAWSOME Nope, it's definitely arsed. If it was 'asked' it would sound like 'assked'

[VERITYISAWSOME]

@xxIxxEMMAxxIxx

it sounds like asked.... r u american or something??? or a different accent. cuz im british and it sounds like asked to me pronounce (ah-sk-ed)

[xxIxxEMMAxxIxx]

@VERITYISAWSOME Nah, I just happen to live in the exact same area of Sheffield as them. We have the same accent :)

[colddarkplanet]

@VERITYISAWSOME ...let me tell thee its arsed !...meaning 'cant be bothered'....come to sheffield and suck it and see !!! xx

[achmedda3rd]

Strokes and the kooks r better

[weezer1452]

God this is such an amazing song! Turner is a lyrical genius!

[gwencaitlin]

He's just amazing<3

[frecklefaceabby]

I like this song.,But i'm more of an Strokes fan >:) . js

[videogirlAMR]

"well now then mardy bum i've seen your frown and it's like looking down the barrel of a gun, and it goes off and out come all these words oh theres a very pleasant side to you a side i much prefer" <3

[midnightwallflower]

I was singing along and accidentally began with "If you wouldn't do him you're nuts." lool.

[lol8410]

up up and awayy

[TheGnomeporn]

Creator; You're fit.

[rocketman9595]

laugh and joke around

remember cuddle in the kitchen

to get things off the ground

it was up up away ...

and aha lizzyprior . your cute aha

[MrMyinkognito]

hahaha classic. Lizzie! WTF? ;) You grumpy bitch! x

[frenchy4657]

Dunno about him but i'd do you haha

[nessa8488]

This song was clearly written about me. The first step is admitting it right? Lol

[falsescouser]

i search arctic monkeys and lizzie priors video comes up, how fucking random - rankin

[AllieTheAwesomeness]

Some idiot? My boyfriend said it reminded him of me.

[HawlsOfJb]

Hey jackshit if you think this is a "dirty bar song" then no offence but you are stupid. A - this isn't even the official version, and B - this is a fan video

[TruthDrums96]

I love this song! First herd it on Pandora. Haha

[RadiantWater]

@TruthDrums96 -highfives-

[snuttallphotography]

I recently recorded my two friends playing this live as an acoustic in late June. They're both really talented, so if you're interested in covers or want to listen to some new sound then you can visit my channel.

I have other videos on there that they have covered such as KOL, Green Day, Bill Withers and Adele etc.

[TheClaretandBlue]

id fuck him.

[kkkaulitz89]

kool :]

[madifoles123]

what a song i love this song and loved it when i were little about 5 but i always thought ASS was a swear word but i still said it :)

[SuperDummygirl]

Yeah don't let anybody stress your steez you beautiful.

[ConnorHealey]

Is it just me whod shag the girl who made this video?

[jackshit54942]

@ConnorHealey Yes. It makes my stomach turn, that this is obviously a dirty bar song and for the regulars that turn up there, and about this guy's friend. And this bitch has to go on about how hot and adorable the singer is, and make EVERYTHING pink. Where's the cheap liquor, cigarettes, and guys who haven't showered in 3 days, jamming out on stage before they fall off their stools? I can't ever get into the song now.

Unforgivable.

[Lie15YourBeautiful]

Ignore the haters. You're really pretty. They're all just losers who have nothing better to do with their lives than to make other people feel upset, because it makes them feel better than you. How cool are they. :L

<3

[Treydey78]

@EnjoysEggs I don't know why but for some reason I have the strangest need to say--YOU'RE FU**ING RETARDED!!!! (Oh, and "Arctic Monkeys" are the chiz... That is all)

[Treydey78]

Alright, can everyone stop the whole "Anyone who thinks the girl in this video is ugly is a..." thing. She's not ugly. I think we get the point...

[Treydey78]

@SuperChad001 Dude, you are super gay for that.

[x7Olimacx7]

@Treydey78 HAHhahaha totally gay

[IGotGigglez]

I WANT TO MARRY HIM SO MUCH!

[SuperChad001]

If i wasnt 12 and not a boy i would fuck him <3

[peri4matt]

so basicly the girl is on her period :\ oh and artic monkeys are from sheffield SO AM i !!

[Bleachedcupcake96]

I would so shag him! xD <3

[ZulKoji]

Wait, I don't understand why some people dislike the uploader.

[MUFCxRikki]

This girl is pretty in my opinion, anyone who says she isnt obviously has no taste. Stop being nasty and look at yourselves. Anyways lets talk about the great music.

Thanks for sharing your great vid. x

[luceybieberxxxxxx]

i love this song i learnt it in one day hehehehh xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[missyk135]

anyone who thinks shes ugly is clearly a horrible person who has to make themselfs feel better by outting others down.. its sick tbh .

[aryanchild77]

of course you would do him ur an ugly slut

[MrZiim]

:/ u scare me with ur picture 

[88xbeckyx88]

Arctic Monkeys-Sheffield cause were that amazing. ;] <3

[llamamuffinpanda95]

no offense but by just looking at you wouldn't think you'd have this amazing of a taste in music

[LauraaCalvert1]

woop, they're from Sheffield and so am I :3

[TuriiGamer]

i fucken love this song man.. i find myself humming this song at football practice.

[lollei3]

Love this song, sad the person who posted seems to be an annoying shallow wench...

[mehayesXxXxcozican95]

@lollei3 how do you know?

[Southboysmito]

Like this if uv been trouble again... And thout as much!

[rob5575]

am i the only one that thinks the girl in the vid is bangable ?? :)

[Canstater]

@rob5575 is "bangable" a real word?

[Superapple1996]

Fucking love it!! Arctic Monkeys are just complete babes!! -3

[AbbyMarie87]

Look at those fucking muscles.

[PlanetKicker]

Alex turns me on. No homo.

[coasta01]

i love alex......<3 hes the best! hehe

;) reminds me of a mean person i know

[coasta01]

i love alex......<3

[josephkevinoates]

fellow sheffielders woop woop xx

[vboytan]

If this song reminds somebody of you. Then i'm willing take a bet that you must be a real bitch.

[vboytan]

If this song reminds your somebody of you then you must be a real bitch. 

[MsZombification]

i love this song, but i could've lived without the scare your picture gave me. it came up right as the video stopped to buffer. i just about pissed myself with fear.

[PopRockzFl]

wowzaaaa's.



[IKIATMC]

I cant believe that guy said this song reminded him of you he probably didn't read the lyrics

[hellock98]

i wudnt ride him eider

[3lilyyy]

this song always puts a smile on my face! (:

[variationsthereof]

reminds me of my friend... she can be a dick but then can be rely awesome,

[snjegi]

very bad Iyrics

[SuperParamorefan567]

@snjegi lol

[543Sun]

Could it be, that this song was in a film? I just had the feeling...

[JoakoHetfield]

lizzy, i would totally do YOU, xD, it's a joke, but you're really pretty

[Annaie123]

mystery thingy

[TheFlyingRadish]

@Annaie123 shitone, you did it :D

[Mrkingmichi]

i love this song

[ratlover35]

Thank you EnjoysEggs and the three to four people who responded to her for providing free entertainment. It was quite amusing :)

[NeverSayNever18311]

i LOVE arctic monkeys! :') Met them because Alex Turner used to live down the road from me... i wish he still did :L <3

[lewiskay2o1o]

oooft lizz i would do u

[bumbellee]

mardy bums yum!!!  :P

[dropmegaboulder]

@lizzyprior I wouldn't do him coz I'm a 12year old lad :D

[dropmegaboulder]

@dropmegaboulder 13 now.

[Aliutey2010]

@dropmegaboulder legend.

[JordanRowson14]

everyone look at the latest video response please! leave feedback :)

[ChickenyFlavored]

I'm a guy... So I wouldn't D:

[DrJellydude]

This is an odd version.

[wibberslovesyou]

remember cuddles in the kitchen yeah to get things off the ground? <3

[HelloItIsLizzy]

i love the message at the beginning. i would

[EnjoysEggs]

my comment with 40 something likes got removed...HAHAHAHAHA!

[xLiviaWalker143]

oooffftt, alex turner. <3(;

[8gerrard8]

Almost as good as the Wombats. I like this band.

[The8thHonestSquirrel]

I love the fact I share my accent with alex turner, nomnomnom x)

[PacoCharte182]

la cucarachaa la cucarachaa ya no puede caminar porque no tiene porque le falta mariguana pa´fumaaar! (8)

[mmanicmat]

arctic monkeys ftw!!!!

[xxrachelyolandexx]

Aww he's so lovely, I'd love to cuddle him :3

[EnjoysEggs]

@TheFunkSyndicate thank you haha:)

[luigi24908800]

@EnjoysEggs ledgend

[EnjoysEggs]

@jasonchico ...oh excuse me. i just vomited in my mouth a little bit

[jasonchico]

@EnjoysEggs I'm assuming your a girl because girls are always such bitches to one another, it's kinda sad. You should just chill out and listen to the music.

[EnjoysEggs]

@jasonchico yes i'm a girl. and i am a bitch. sorry deal with it. i liked this video minus the trash at the very beginning. it would've been 10 times better without all of that.

[DomPottsaaaY]

@EnjoysEggs oh wow, you on your period or summet, so stressy with everyone calm it, shes not that bad. Get a fucking grip, don't like it? stop coming back to this vid and find another, kthx.

[EnjoysEggs]

@DomPottsaaaY ok first of all...*something. second of all, i'm not on my period. i'm just this pleasant all the time:) and i think i'll keep coming here just because of your comment, kthx...