EPIC Taekwondo Fight!!

[Breathless2012]

I won, the battle was smarts not muscle.

[01MEGABOB]

I wish I could be in a fight...

[assassin12kill]

jes it was a draw

[Aspartamay]

oh ya when i was little, my siblings would hold bloody contests between and my bro. and another time i beat him up so hard he cryed, but he deserves every single punch. my lil bro who i used to fite in the contest is now a huge jerk. he calls mom fat, he is a wannabe bully at school and im now 13 and he still does it. but on the good side i make videos with him... LOLhead videos! ag ag ag! go check out LOLheadvideos rite now or my bro will annoy the hek out of u! ag ag ag!

[Aspartamay]

do games count? hehe i once my bros butt at aom with a huge army

[prankmaster06070]

i fckin won my 1st fight

[sasha8585096]

there where boys scared of me...

thats all im sayin:P and that im a girl:P

[beybladeboy3000]

wtf ok so ive been in 5 fites and because i always no a mans weakness because I AM A MAN I KIK THEIR BALLS FOR CHRIST SAKE AND 5 of the fites WAS ALL the fites

[MegaKlokForce]

i had a fight with some dude.... i lost but did slap him with my shoe :)

[frieza625]

flawless victory. i went up against 4 at once.

[sebastian1the1retard]

i once got in a fight with someone, and i kicked his ass!!!.... 5 minutes latter he came back with 10 friends... i still have a slight limp

[kururusochou12]

I have been in one fight and when both lost, punched each other in the face at the same time.

[vc180191]

Been in about 70 fights in total, won 19 of them, lost 51 of them, but 50 of those lost battles were to finish the whole plate/tub/bag of various different types of food, 19/20 I can kick any guys ass, but put me up against food and I lose horribly every time *cries*

[IphoneUserNoob]

I was in a fight but then the guy shot an arrow through my knee...and well you know the rest

[usmcmajormichael]

befor i wuz bron i killed 1.999.999 maybebabys :)

[RonSimmonsdamn2]

like a boss

[wazzupgecko]

I've been in a fight, with a spoon.

Umadbro?

[McBummly]

i won xD 1vs3 all thanks to a foot in the balls xD

[CMakssi]

2:04... Pure confusion

[Yaaaaaahh]

Hello my name is Vegeta. I've been in alot of fights. Mostly with my friend Goku. And yes I started a sentence with and, and another yes I always lose. But through every fight I get stronger, and you can to.... that is, if your a sayain.

[SuperMrDoctorwho]

all fights I've been in I won total 20 maybe whatever

[WerberTV]

I knocked a kid out a few years ago.

[shutoutman747]

i have been in five i won all of them and sent a couple of ppl to hospital

[METALISMUSIC100]

I've been in a fight before and won. It didn't last long though, The guy just charged at me like a retard and I just punched him in the face and knocked him out.

[sniperspreepro]

madness...........THIS IS YOUTUBE

[Thejadjadjad]

fights

won:3

lost/humiliated:3

i feel pretty good about myself

[MrMidgetDance]

Yea I was in a fight with a faggit named Chris and knocked out one of his teeth and gave a bloody lip

[10Schenk]

Yes I have been in a fight before and I won because I am chuck fucking noris

[666PlagueBlack]

I was in a fight recently...someone bigger then me. :P

But I fucked up a few of his teeth and gave him a black eye so I guess that's something :)

[AntemordemAnne]

I broke this one bitches nose and gave her a bald spot... :D

[jac0bseiger]

well yes i have been in im not makeing a joke but i have been in 120 fights and i have beatin 100 people to a pulp the other 20 well i lost because i cant hit a girl

[xman99ify]

i stabbed an emo with a pen several times. i say your welcome

[MustFeedBlooD]

Once i fight my best friend ... now i have no friends

[sharonush101]

i was in a fight... i was about to win but then he shot an arrow to my knee

[RadioNightcore]

heh.. i do taekwondo.. though i acturally make contact..

[FantasyFreak2009]

well i was in a fight earlier this year and the other guy thought he won but everyone that was happily watching us beat the shit out of each other thought that i won... so thats about 70 something people to 1 that think i won...you be the judge

[Yepperz68]

I won cuz i thought of Mortal Combat music...

LIKE A BOSS



[IShad0wII]

I was just about to finish chuck Norris off but I took a arrow in the knee

[SylvesterMega12]

I won but shortly after I took an arrow to the knee

[TheDollarFreak]

Hahahah this is awesomeeee

[florisaartsen]

I used to lose alot. But then that guy who beat me TOOK AN ARROW IN THE KNEE!!!

[nuggetking1012]

I got in a small fight once in 7th grade. Some fat kid was making fun of me because I'm adopted, and at that time, really really short. He pushed me down, and kicked me in the knee, and when I got up, pushed me down again. He turned around to gloat to his fat friends, and then I stood up, and elbowed him in the side of the face. He cried, and he cried. I got I.S.S for several weeks, because he can't kick hard enough to leave a mark as proof. Plus, he had his friends vouche for him.

[uttoxeter1001]

I do Tae Kwon Do and I think I'm SLIGHTLY better than those guys. By the way, I'm 12. :)

[woodshuck]

@uttoxeter1001 no shit

[neodarkend]

It's ironic how I dodged the arrow and ended up not in my knee but in my.... you know what never mind.

[Regulerr]

If your having adventure problems i feel bad for you son i dodged 99 arrows but knee took 1 :D

[TheEDBShow]

Couple of times, none really serious, won twice

[nickelfront13]

been in about 10 or more fights, people run their mouth too much and i have too shut it. LOL

Never lost either, and very proud of that.

[jamahama12]

keep doin the arrow to the knee jokes and imma keep doin the dislike bar to the video jokes...

[GroundInfantry]

Why is Andrew W.K yelling in his bathroom?

[ledzeppelinfan1001]

zack: STOP THE BLOOD SHED THIS IS MADNESS!!!!

leonidis: madness? THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[TheCreeperhunter]

No. I always had a talent for avoiding unnecessary drama :)

[Clennadow132]

Yep..the 5 year old kicked my ass....sad day

[BloodShadows100]

I was in a fight with my brother......I still don't know who won

[wtdst101]

yes i won by throwing a cd at his nose

[Brutaka921]

I was in a fight once. I punched him 10 times on both sides of his jaw, while alternating after I tackled him. He cried like a little bitch.

[Almarwani0VIP]

I was in fight

and i won

[xXFigsyXx]

1:42 is that spit?

[ollie0robin]

lets put it this way he knows what his balls taste like

[1omegabeast]

i used to fight but then i took an arrow to the knee

[sasuketwinblade]

Too many fights to count, don't think I've lost yet, but you never know what will happen.

[gamelover1231]

>>--------(knee)------->

[alldren]

this guy ruined the video

[TheScott9098]

I'm in 6th grade and I got in a fight with this one kid and kicked his ass

[XxCervantes69xX]

i used to be taekwondo champion of skyrim...then i took an arrow IN the knee

[thestupiddolphin]

my friend kicked me in the balls as a joke and I was on the floor, then I punched him in the balls and then we were both on the floor. Then the bell rang so we both had to crawl to the same classroom as we appologized to eachother several times on the way.

[NickzCB]

LOSE? whenever I fall on my back I just gave them the middle finger and laugh like an idiot.

[GormousGorre]

FUCK YOU JAKE YOU PIECE OF SHIT! IF I EVER FUCKING FIND YOU IM GONNA KILL YOU!! <3 oh the walrus does bleed today

[Orangeization]

in elementary school this guy swung off the handlebars and kicked me, knocked out two of my teeth, his two buds were way taller than me, when I get up he told me to hand over my milk, so I threw the milk at one of them and punched the guy that knocked my teeth out in the mouth, his two friends slid me down the hill on my ass and this kid ran up and grabbed them and pulled them down the hill on their asses, later I went to hang out at my friends, turnd out he guy that saved me was his big bro lol

[sniperspreepro]

madness...............THIS IS INSANITY

[slipknot5759]

pause at 1:36

[SmellyMarkers8467]

Honestly, you look more funnier waving your arms around in the mirror's reflection XD

[TorisLaurinaitis]

Dear OBZ,

could you make a video just doing what you did in 1:53-1:55 fooor... 2-3 minutes? It amused me.

Thank you.

[popp199]

@TorisLaurinaitis every thumbs up this kids comment the one below me cuz that was fucking amazing herp a derpy derpin derp a herp

[Mrshabang2]

i won



[MrTexas187]

lol, Zack looking at your reflection behind you makes you seem more INSANE!!! I think you should make a video just recording the back of you shouting into a camera!!

[Shadowmaster0519]

Someone challenged me once and so I tried to jump in the air and kick him because it was a move from my TKD class (Tae-kwan-do) but he grabbed my leg and I fell on the concrete. And he kept saying "I told you I would whoop yo ass!" Stupid kid just did that, nothing else. I don't consider that "Whooping someones ass" Never again will I get into a physical fight. :(

[veliusmay]

I got into a fight with my neighbor once. She ran away from me but I had to chase her down to finish it since she, stupid her, had to start it lol.

[papaaustin2196]

well last week i ate a burrito a taco and a mouthfull of chipotle and sadly the extreme power of the chipotle riped my asshole inside out ;'( but ill live to eat another day but i swear on my great name i will killlllllllll u chipotleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeX(

[Shadowmaster0519]

@papaaustin2196 Lmfaooo

[Atlantagamer132]

i got i a fight before at a bus station (im 13) so three stupid israel orthadocks made fun of me because i was american so they said stuff in hebrew i acted i did not know what they said but i did so they called me gay so one of the kids walk by me and i trip him he got really madso he came back after 2 miniutes and hit me in the head so i went after him then this other guy came and graped me so i couldent get passe him so i took my head and gave im an head but so he fell down t

[GrizzlyAss2]

i got an icepack thrown at my back, so i turned around and the guys walking away like hes boos with all his cool friends, i kicked him in the back of the knee and when he buckled i punched him in the face, later almost got suspended for bullying. IRONY

[cdog990609]

the kid actually died?

[ThatGuyFromDK]

I'm not much of a fighter but my brother is on a quest to kill Chuck Norris

[emorevan20]

I got a kid in a head lock...... for punching me in the stomach......

[l4nc0r]

i once beat up an 11 yr old when i was 7.. and my best friend who was 6 at the time bicycle kicked the dude in the mouth knocking out his two front teeth.. is that good enough? :p

[MichyDVC]

@l4nc0r no.

[l4nc0r]

@MichyDVC does it make it funnier when his mom came knocking on my door and brutally embarrassed herself and her son by calling him her "little snookums glen-glen"?

[MichyDVC]

@l4nc0r I guess so.

[1997Hugh]

watch the whole video looking at his reflection

[SnypaRiot94]

i used to be an epic taekwondo fighter, then i took an arrow to the knee.

[DocsDota]

I either win fights or I let my opponent win. That's how bi-winning works.

[EfnwWrestling]

Chonny and Zack = Best Two Youtubers

[weirdloser42]

I Challenged Chuck Norris... and I Lost...

[LamentedxSoul]

I was in a fight and won... Walked out with a black eye and bloody nose...

I was in a fight and lost... Walked out with a black eye and bloody nose... I guess having a split personality can suck sometimes

[ShadowWolfRising]

yes.......i don't recall any victories, but i never got really hurt.

[Muffinman3670]

I used to make arrow to the knee jokes......then I took a vagina to the penis

[Emery326]

i got into a fight with the local bully, i layed him out on the floor, he cried, ALOT!!!! yer he never came near me again.........

[UnipsychoVT]

I got into fist fight with my teacher in the second grade and I f**king won!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheeeoryMe]

@UnipsychoVT Dang you are cool

[hatesforall]

@UnipsychoVT Watch out, we have a badass over here.

[UnipsychoVT]

@hatesforall Not really Im just a unicyclist trying to stay out of trouble

[ElectrofiedMinion]

I was in a fight, I only lost because I took an arrow too the knee...

[4evaBodom]

I was in a fight... i lost... but it was okay because the mortal kombat music was playing



[xxPithius10n1xx]

I lost... because the bully was gay

[grants77]

that mortal combat soundtrack was priceless!!!!

[jaynesstice]

I used to be in tae kwon do... But I was badass.

I win all the fights I'm in cuz I'm vicious and merciless.

[paul36761]

outbackzack = Pissweak

[moyerman2000]

dunoo if this classidfied as a fight a idiot spazed out tryd to punch me by swinging his hands at me in a cartwheel motion...i just blocked since he clearly didnt know how to fight then he stoped and walk away while i stode there like wtf was that suppose 2 be..

[codestar30]

i allowed my opponent to lose

[Grat55555]

I fought a black person because he tried stealing my watermelons....

[DocsDota]

I used to win many fights...then I took an arrow to the knee...

[834113]

@DocsDota those skyrim jokes are reallly getting old.

[superfawful65]

I was once in a fight with a kid named Daemon. The little shit kept stealing my hat, so I punched him and his hat came flying off. I then grabbed said hat and ran.

[luckyenigma]

I was in a fight. Up against a 6 foot tall bitch who annoyed me throughout highschool, I am barely 5 feet tall and yet I headbutted her.

In front of the teacher.

no questions asked.

[paul36761]

i know

[paul36761]

dumb looking dirty stinky hillbillie Cunt

[hooha96]

@paul36761 umadbro?

[paul36761]

i wanna fight Zack like right now you dumb Cunt

[brookielovesherbffs]

O.O idk y ur voice is just so intertaning lol xD

[6toontown]

I was in one......i kinda killed him with cocaine yaaaaaa. Can i crash at your place??

[NocturnalRoseFairy]

I win because I don't get into fights

[codycody44]

i chased him for haft a mile

[iamjrock11]

random knee lift XD 1:55

[EmptyHallToones]

Ding, halftime - change nappies...!

[DiamondGazza]

is your hair inspired by Jesus or wat?

[psionmaster12]

the last fight i was in i won but i got a boot to the face

[GeneralKryptonite]

Not a fight wrestling,With your mom,I Lost cause in the end,a baby was born.

[TheFootball646]

i did and won :p

[msowolfy]

Nice reflection.

[PhilCote2]

I've been in a fight when I was 7 and I kicked the living shit out of the other guy >=) Then he and his god damn friends bullied me for the rest of elementry school <=\

[TheBreno101]

Got into a fite at a party nd I won cause im black

[The95Talent]

i got into a fight with this very large kid who then sat on my thumb as a tactical manoeuvre and broke it.

[EpicSb1]

Kicked this guys ass then boned his girlfriend

[xXIAmandaJayneIXx]

Your ponyy tail looks sexie. Like a stallion

[barrier15]

i do taekwon-do and it is so much better than they two little kids make it look

[MssCupcakekat]

Im sorry I usually like ur vids but this one not so much

[MrHakim006]

Lol

[Yonicknam]

@mooveez4U Fuck no! I like Zach and all but he isn't as good as ray

[Yonicknam]

@itznickf No lol I do to

[Yonicknam]

Well I can't remember exactly but what I do remember is ninja kicking the kid in the face then I saw this big black thing coming at my face and that's all I remember

[AirwaveDriving]

Yes in year 2.....I dunked his fucking head in the urinal :p

[pizzapie37]

I was in my schools locker room and kid was talking mad shit so i banged his head off the lockers then kick him in face and call him a bitch.

[paul36761]

Zack has Cum staines on her dress

[TheyCallMeSkinnyBOI]

I got in this epic fight for about 6 minutes then the thing decided to spit at me next time i make sure im looking away

[AgentZombieMan]

MORTAL KOMBAT MOTHER FUCKERS!!!

[mooveez4U]

Zack in my opinion is the best youtuber next to nigahiga. he frequently uploads videos, and hes funny as fucking hell!!!! you totally deserve more subscribers than raywilliamjohnson

[hrabia99332]

@mooveez4U who the fuck is nigahiga?

[felisberto2]

@mooveez4U what about philipdefranco?

[xxMxgxZxx]

@mooveez4U He's not even close to raywilliamjohnson.

[XeroCate]

@xxMxgxZxx Yes raywilliamjohnson is the biggest bullshit on youtube ever, Period.

[ITehGingerAssassin]

I dunked this guy's head in a vat of baked beans cuz he called me an Emo, then I beat him with a shoe

[itznickf]

Am i the only watches him in just the mirror now??

[godsplayingfield]

i kinda had a fight.... i pissed off about 50 beiber/twilight fans at once, i was almost killed.... it was worth it.

[zaoeya]

I fought with someone called justin over something called Puberty yeah i won

[RandomEagle123]

I would've won but I took an arrow to the knee...

[gamergirl839]

i was on the toilet, and i fought agenst the sh*t coming out of my ass and i won but felt sore afterwards

[wwwe2587064]

i was in a fight with a girl.......she knocked me out

[paul36761]

what ever

[iTrollLikeaG6]

Im Charlie Sheen, win here, win there!

[cylotec14]

got in a fight once... didnt even get to lay a punch



[mutantflamerobotics]

I was in a fight with a black guy. You can guess the rest...

[SwimmingTiger]

I was in a fight, till I took an arrow to the knee

[GregRachman]

I fought the law, and...

The law won.

[josje124]

I was in a fight once. I losed control of myself because i was bullied. I almost broke his jaw bone... Sadly not broken. Next time i need to punch harder :)

[HarleyTheGamer]

All of a sudden you look way more insane now that we can see you talking into the camera via mirror reflection

[elliecay91]

I was in a fight once, he hurt my arm and I killed his family... I'm not sure who won there

[armoredfalconoid71]

i was in a fight, a kid threw rocks at me and one hit me in the head... i think he passed out because i choked him too long...

[Savalisk]

During schoolies, my friends and I received out ATAR scores (End of Year results) and we were all depressed cause of the low scores we got (ranged from 60-80%) so we ended up working out to blow off some steam, eventually we came up with the idea to create a small fight club with our group. There were only 6 of us and we all fought 5 matches each. I won all of mine through tap out. Onefriend had a concussion, another had a sprained knee.We were alot less depressed and angry after.

[kevinsayahofficial]

I got in a fight before, I almost won, but then my friend got a power star >:(

[drubasna]

I still haven't forgotten about what you said about how you might die if you don't stop screaming so loud, you know...I haven't forgotten.Why don't you explain to me (us) what happened to you saying that you'll stop screaming so loud? I'm confused.I'm starting to think that you're not so different from people like Onision...saying one thing and than doing the complete opposite, without really explaining.Why don't you prove me wrong and just be honest and explain why you said/did that?...

[ecksdeeeXD]

I tried to fight Chuck Norris. Then I started to run away when I realized who I was up against. I heard him yell that he would slam my face into my keyboard. Yeah righlsajnfdlladjvna;alrjgknv;l­sz.nl;adnsla;ksdnv;lawkrfv