God won't heal amputees cause they don't ask Him for it, nor do they believe. When amputees do believe, they don't care about their amputations anyway; they love Christ too much to care.
A little thing about prayers: The Bible sais, "Ask, and you shall recieve" but that doesn't mean that you can ask for all this stuff in Jesus name. That statement really means that you can ask for alements to be healed 'n stuff. Plus, if you want an alement to be healed, ask Jesus in his name's sake and have faith that it will happen. My computer's running slow, I ask Jesus in his name's sake that it speed up, and it does with time. God Bless/Save/Help You
@sergyu123456 It's because of unfaithfull people like you that he doesn't. If enough people have faith, a good thing will happen. I was sorrounded by churchgoers one day, and they put their hands on me and prayed for me; after that I became faithful in God and have improved in many ways. Before that, I was a terrible sinner and was confused about many things. I have proof!
@PlanetZelka Are you sure you did not want to believe in God and they just had an impact on you that made you finally accept God? Also, just read the bible and you will get more confused than never. When I used to give christianity a second chance, I just had to keep reading the bible and then I'd give up. The bible is too screwed up and full of earthly illusions. I won't go much into that here. And what were you confused about?
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Thank-you for posting this video, I do not believe in God: I used to, but not after I met science. God is for the people that fail to see the pure reality that we are humans created through natures course.
God is a myth that is used to hide the truth being that there is no life after death; all the loved ones that died are dead and have become part of the universe, you won't see them again, just like you won't see me in a 100 years.
God only hides the truth, go for science since it never lies.
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@ndrthrdr1 Our religion is not ridiculous, it is our beliefs on our origins. Athiests believe we came from a common ancestor. The chances of everything happening correctly to create life is the same thing as this:
Cover the United States in dimes.
To the moon.
10 times.
One of those dimes is red.
The chance of Life being made by chance is the same chance of picking up that red dime.
@MyG36E said "Athiests believe we came from a common ancestor."
1) Evolution Theory and lack of belief in any gods are two different things.
2) You get your odds of life starting without godly, magical interference from apologists, not Biologists or experts in Abiogenesis Chemistry. Apologists get paid to convince you of nonsense.
3) Google Project Steve NCSE to see what intelligent, well-educated, and well-informed scientists in those fields say.
@MyG36E Another flaw in your presentation of the odds of life starting without a purposeful and intelligent creator is that in your red dime analogy, you pick up only one dime only one time. Pick up billions of dimes each second for a billion years , representing billions of chances in billions of microscopic locations per second, and the odds change dramatically. Yet another flaw in your logic is the assumption that the process must be random, but chemical attraction between atoms exists.
Talking snakes and donkeys, witches and sorcerers, people turning into salt, dead and decomposing people getting up and walking around, curing leprosy by chanting incantations and sprinkling bird blood, etc. aren't ridiculous?
@MyG36E Oh is that so. Interesting how people are so eager to pull probabilities straight out of their ass to support a conclusion they made beforehand. Can you explain to me how that probability was calculated? Can you give me the statistical distribution functions of the different elements needed to create life? Of course you cannot, since the origin of life is still not know, although scientists are working on it. Maybe you should look up one of your own commandments: That of not lying.
@MyG36E - You are pulling numbers out of your ass, there - but EVEN SO - now consider the number of collisions between molecules per second in just one liter of water. Now multiply that by the oceans of the planet and billions of years. That dime would be picked out mighty fast.
@ndrthrdr1 who wrote: "Christians feel uncomfortable watching these videos because they see how ridiculous their beliefs really are" -- Not at all, you funny asshole;-) If you think only atheists have a sense of humor, you must be a flat earther of some kind
@ndrthrdr1 You're obviously not a Christian, because if you were you wouldn't have made such a ridiculous statement. And since your not a Christian, how can you truthfully tell some else how they feel? I would hope even atheism wouldn't produce that level of arrogance.
@michiel2047 That's really stupid. Considering the fact that my comment wasn't directed towards you. My name on YOUTUBE has no bearing whatsoever on what I write or believe. My real name is Jamelle, just so you know. ;-)
.@PlanetZelka This isn't a religious video. It's satire of the way that religious nuts talk and act. It's an atheist video. You browse around atheist videos because you know, deep down, that your religion is just a cult and you long to rid yourself of fear of dire consequences of leaving the cult.
Untrue, he just words the beliefs in a more direct and bland manner. Most people can't handle it when you take the 'pretty' out of the picture of their god.
@CRUSH3Rdlux I agree when you said: "Most people can't handle it when you take the 'pretty' out of the picture of their god", but he, like almost all atheists, have this stereotypical view of crazy christians. This is not a painting of how christianity really is and what the bible talks about, but it is just for laughs. Yes, I know some christians you encounter that are fanatic actually act like this sometimes, but that does not mean every christian is like this.
@MrRp25 I don't really care about what you call "silly". Many people have different views on what is "silly" or not. For example: I find idea of lizard type animals evolving from sea animals "silly".
I focus on the teachings of Our Deity, the Spaghettideity. He (or She/ It, whatever...we're not real sure) has given us One Commandment instead of the 32 Commandments of the Holy Babble (EX 20:3 through 23:32) We are commanded to
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When did he say he was talking about "all Christians", even if he had said that this video does not reflect the views of all atheists, in fact you've gone back to being a hypocrite as your comment is generalizing all atheists. Also if someone claimed that unicorns exist and someone else claimed that they don't, wouldn't you expect the person who claimed they exist to prove it rather than expect the other person to prove that they don't?
Hey, it's not like anyone is forcing you to watch it. Anyway, this video isn't mocking "everything these people believe and love" it's more mocking the people who believe that they can get whatever they want just by praying. So unless all Christian's believe that, which I can tell you right now not all of them do, it's not mocking everything they "believe and love".
You're a hypocrite, calling Edward Current "fucking pathetic" because he's making fun of people he doesn't agree with when you're calling all atheists "smug douchebags" because you don't agree with them, not to mention that your comment clearly shows that you are too "closed minded" to try to understand the atheists you call "closed minded".
I'm a Christian and I just want to say I know now where athiests get the ideas that we are stupid. You just contradicted everything the bible said in 2 minutes. Quit trying to be funny cause its not working.
@mattmiller2013 Generalizations about people don't work. Ever. An individual is an individual. Plus, it is not like your side has not bitten into spreading slanderous things like "Atheism is a religion that encourages a depressing immoral life.." kind of junk. You may have had nothing to do with it but what would you think the general image of your demographic is gonna be? Take heart that you're not one of the boneheads he's mocking, & that some athiests like me aren't presumptively judgemental.
@mattmiller2013 AND your top influence is Micheal Jackson?!?? Oh my cocksucking Christ.. HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA! XD YOU, my friend, are FUNNIER than the video!
@mattmiller2013 okay, okay, good answer, I apologize. It just find your comments, taken in context with this video, really funny. But kudos to you for a great response! (And I watched your upload of "Oh Darling" and, while not my style of music, nobody can say you have a bad voice.) Peace!
@AjDeal825 another is to believe in fairy tales. Maybe he was referring to simpletons. They often seem gleeful, do they not? Perhaps a lobotomy is the answer. I was cursed with a skeptical mind. My life has been quite fulfilling without religion. I don't possess the capacity for the suspension of disbelief necessary to follow religion.
@AjDeal825 You think that if there IS an omnipotent creator, he's actually gonna fall for that? You certainly don't give him much credit for omniscience.
@AjDeal825 Actually, if you die and there is a god, but not the one (out of many possible choices) that you chose to believe in, you have a huge amount to lose. If you die and there's no god, you've wasted a big chunk of your one and only life on delusional thinking (and made countless bad decisions based on irrational, magical thinking.) If a god is all-knowing, and rewards people for belief, he'd know that you didn't actually believe, but simply gambled, claiming belief just in case.
@AjDeal825 besides.. energy.. is not our souls.. our being is a complex makeup of chemical and electric transfers that carve memories into our brains.. just because energy leaves after you die.. doesnt mean you or your memories do or else you would see chemicals and brain matter excaping your brain as well and it doesn't happen
@AjDeal825 wrong.. this is an illogical fallacy.. "because energy is universal, then a magical creature that has always existed that takes us to a magical land must exist" its preposterous. yes, energy cannot be created or destroyed.. but thats it.. it doesnt mean anything beyond that.. i can say "because energy cannot be destroyed.. then a magical fart monster takes us on a trip around the galaxy while pitching timeshares.." it doesnt make it true but it does make it as viable as your belief.
@AjDeal825 again.. no rebuttal.. just a put down.. it shows your weak argument.. its ok tho. since you beleive in fairytales, the fact that you can even argue is amazing.. so even tho u know your wrong, at least you can communicate.. so your doing better than most.
@AjDeal825 ah yes, the avg reply from a christian who knows they have no argument.. "i know your right so i will just make fun of you".. no..no.. its ok, its pretty normal for someone who knows their beaten.
@AjDeal825 prove anything you just said.. no no, il wait.... well since you have absolutely no evidence of this god or his "limitless power" i would say your incorrect. I could just as easily say that the pink unicorn has limitless powers, our tiny brains cannot understand his hornyness. there is nothing the pinkness cannot do.. see, all BS with no bearing on reality, sounds funny when i say it doesn't it.. well, so do you..
This may appear funny, But all a Church is, is a 'PrayerMax 5000' in the form of a building.The Spires of old churches are archtectural 'Penis's to 'ejaculate' your prayers up into God's ears,
Dont be sorry ! Chin up Princess., I forgive you !
As much as your christian sensibilities may deny the architectural significance of the 'phallic symbol' to church spires.if you make even the most cursory examination of what such things represent (I don;t mean research penis's, but it may 'help' in a broader sense) at least to the architects who designed them You'll find that they did indeed develop from phallic symbols..
@AjDeal825 You didn't answer my question. I asked why God remains hidden from humankind. Why doesn't he just make his existence obvious? Knowledge (at least limited knowledge) never precludes free will, so God, and we, have nothing to lose. It would take a childish God to play hide-and-seek with the universe like this. As for your "it's your choice" comment, please watch "Free will: God style" by NonStampCollector.
Why does God remain hidden from humans? After all, according to your religion, angels know God exists, yet some still refuse to obey him (understandably, in my opinion). Therefore, free will clearly isn't violated by knowledge that God exists.
@AjDeal825 can god create a stone so heavy he cannot lift it? if he cannot create it he is not all powerful as there are objects out of his power to create. if he CAN create the stone then he cannot lift it and he is again proven not to be all powerful.
Just a reminder to the Theists, you have the burden of responsibility when making a claim, you need to provide positive evidence for the existence of something that you claim exists, Atheists just don't believe your claim until you provide evidence of it, they do not need to provide evidence of non-existence because they aren't making any claim... they are just not buying what you are selling because they are not convinced, and they are not selling an alternative.
@AjDeal825 : Explain specifically how and when the structure of isotopic atoms changed so as to decelerate atomic decay, and all at the same rate and time, thus giving perfectly synchronised yet inaccurate radiometric age dating results.
If God were real, a PrayerMAX5000 would not be needed. He should be able to answer prayers when you pray ONCE, not many times. It's like yelling "PLEASE? OH PRETTY PLEASE?!?!" to God if you pray multiple times.
Sadly,if this was on t.v. he'd be a billionaire.If the fat mexican dude claiming to be jesus has a big following,than I'm sure this would sell.
AtheistFMD518 1 day ago
I was eating while watching this.... I laughed so hard I choked a little.
bexksamuel20 5 days ago
There's an ad for a Christian dating site to the side... oh the irony.
brenthud2170 6 days ago
LOOOOL
I take 2,ship them immediately!!!
vindobonaification 6 days ago
i LOVE THIS!!!
joergus 1 week ago
Where can I order one?
Meskiagkasher 1 week ago
God works in mysterious ways.
capitals721 1 week ago
HAHAHAHA "if you experience an erection longer than 4 hours with the prayerMAX5000 consult a physician or if under 16, a Catholic priest" xD HAHA
TheDaniiboy 1 week ago
Seem legit :3
Redeemedsinner17 1 week ago
Love it! Good stuff.
God won't heal amputees cause they don't ask Him for it, nor do they believe. When amputees do believe, they don't care about their amputations anyway; they love Christ too much to care.
TheChilledNorwegian 1 week ago
is this an snl skit?
bisquaJ15 2 weeks ago
A little thing about prayers: The Bible sais, "Ask, and you shall recieve" but that doesn't mean that you can ask for all this stuff in Jesus name. That statement really means that you can ask for alements to be healed 'n stuff. Plus, if you want an alement to be healed, ask Jesus in his name's sake and have faith that it will happen. My computer's running slow, I ask Jesus in his name's sake that it speed up, and it does with time. God Bless/Save/Help You
PlanetZelka 2 weeks ago
@PlanetZelka god won't heal amputees, won't heal cancer for the entire world, won't do anything. God does not exist,
sergyu123456 1 week ago
@sergyu123456 It's because of unfaithfull people like you that he doesn't. If enough people have faith, a good thing will happen. I was sorrounded by churchgoers one day, and they put their hands on me and prayed for me; after that I became faithful in God and have improved in many ways. Before that, I was a terrible sinner and was confused about many things. I have proof!
PlanetZelka 1 week ago
@PlanetZelka Are you sure you did not want to believe in God and they just had an impact on you that made you finally accept God? Also, just read the bible and you will get more confused than never. When I used to give christianity a second chance, I just had to keep reading the bible and then I'd give up. The bible is too screwed up and full of earthly illusions. I won't go much into that here. And what were you confused about?
sergyu123456 1 week ago
@PlanetZelka can u speed up my laptop also?
OmfgItsHenu 1 week ago
@OmfgItsHenu I can't but God can.
An earthly reason your computer is slow is because you may have lots of MB buildup and mabey malware and spyware; I reccomend CCleaner and Malwarebytes Anti-Malware. Get these, run the scans, and you're computer's speed will improve! I know because I speak from experience
PlanetZelka 1 week ago
@PlanetZelka alright thanks :P
OmfgItsHenu 1 week ago
I actually wonder how many people tried to order this.....
allieron 2 weeks ago
that was awesome!!! totally lol'd
xxSPARENONExx 2 weeks ago
"If you have an erection for longer than 4 hours with the Prayermax 5000 consult a physician, or if you are under 16, a Catholic priest."
That ain't offensive at all :P
TheChilledNorwegian 2 weeks ago 3
@TheChilledNorwegian
No it isn't.
IT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS!
DemoticVEVO 2 weeks ago
i almost converted to mormonizm until i read they don't let that slide anymore :(
94spexx 3 weeks ago
"...or your own personal slave! Just like in the bible!" So much funny...
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Thank-you for posting this video, I do not believe in God: I used to, but not after I met science. God is for the people that fail to see the pure reality that we are humans created through natures course.
God is a myth that is used to hide the truth being that there is no life after death; all the loved ones that died are dead and have become part of the universe, you won't see them again, just like you won't see me in a 100 years.
God only hides the truth, go for science since it never lies.
Daroxify 1 month ago
cock sucking christ this guy is funny!
skrappyb 1 month ago
How many people do you think actually tried to order this?
SelectHawk 1 month ago
@SelectHawk 348
MarvinsDadd 4 weeks ago
wtf is this crap
ArcadianProductions7 1 month ago
@ArcadianProductions7 comedy
MarvinsDadd 4 weeks ago
BRILLIANT.
benzrf 1 month ago
your own slave looooool im a black athiest and that was funny
a084123 1 month ago 29
looool go edward
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hey, buddy, i don't need to bite your fckin' baits. i'm happy and comfortable with what i've got. you fckin. demon.
wxb131 2 months ago
hey, buddy, i don't need to bite your fckin' baits. i'm happy and comfortable with what i've got. your fckin. demon.
wxb131 2 months ago
@wxb131
I think it's trying to speak... but I just can't understand what it's trying to say!
MysticyPhoenix 1 month ago
LOL, this video gets funnier and funnier the closer it gets to the end.
Draginvry2 2 months ago
"The creator actually smoked me in advance for blaspheming his son" Fucking Lmao! that's a good one.
Narcissist657 2 months ago 4
Don't know about you guys but I,m getting myself one.Cheers
Zodist 2 months ago
I don't think those girls are virgins.
kokopelli314 2 months ago
a little over priced for something that dont work but then again what isnt on infomercials
hain84 3 months ago
Man thats awesome it will go great with my time machine and ruby red dorothy shoes. theres no place like home
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TheServiceWeb 3 months ago
Christians feel uncomfortable watching these videos because they see how ridiculous their beliefs really are.
ndrthrdr1 3 months ago 84
@ndrthrdr1 so true ............. xD
Qquwow 3 months ago
@ndrthrdr1 Our religion is not ridiculous, it is our beliefs on our origins. Athiests believe we came from a common ancestor. The chances of everything happening correctly to create life is the same thing as this:
Cover the United States in dimes.
To the moon.
10 times.
One of those dimes is red.
The chance of Life being made by chance is the same chance of picking up that red dime.
MyG36E 3 months ago
@MyG36E said "Athiests believe we came from a common ancestor."
1) Evolution Theory and lack of belief in any gods are two different things.
2) You get your odds of life starting without godly, magical interference from apologists, not Biologists or experts in Abiogenesis Chemistry. Apologists get paid to convince you of nonsense.
3) Google Project Steve NCSE to see what intelligent, well-educated, and well-informed scientists in those fields say.
4) It's Atheists, not Athiests.
ndrthrdr1 3 months ago
@MyG36E Another flaw in your presentation of the odds of life starting without a purposeful and intelligent creator is that in your red dime analogy, you pick up only one dime only one time. Pick up billions of dimes each second for a billion years , representing billions of chances in billions of microscopic locations per second, and the odds change dramatically. Yet another flaw in your logic is the assumption that the process must be random, but chemical attraction between atoms exists.
ndrthrdr1 3 months ago
@MyG36E said "Our religion is not ridiculous"
Talking snakes and donkeys, witches and sorcerers, people turning into salt, dead and decomposing people getting up and walking around, curing leprosy by chanting incantations and sprinkling bird blood, etc. aren't ridiculous?
You set the bar for supporting evidence very low.
ndrthrdr1 3 months ago 3
@MyG36E Oh is that so. Interesting how people are so eager to pull probabilities straight out of their ass to support a conclusion they made beforehand. Can you explain to me how that probability was calculated? Can you give me the statistical distribution functions of the different elements needed to create life? Of course you cannot, since the origin of life is still not know, although scientists are working on it. Maybe you should look up one of your own commandments: That of not lying.
daofeishi 2 months ago
@MyG36E - You are pulling numbers out of your ass, there - but EVEN SO - now consider the number of collisions between molecules per second in just one liter of water. Now multiply that by the oceans of the planet and billions of years. That dime would be picked out mighty fast.
MrPlanx 2 months ago
@MyG36E do you even know how evolution works?
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@ndrthrdr1 who wrote: "Christians feel uncomfortable watching these videos because they see how ridiculous their beliefs really are" -- Not at all, you funny asshole;-) If you think only atheists have a sense of humor, you must be a flat earther of some kind
jcmmanuel 1 month ago
@ndrthrdr1 Nop, not really I found it funny...
Afonsocool23 3 weeks ago
@ndrthrdr1 You're obviously not a Christian, because if you were you wouldn't have made such a ridiculous statement. And since your not a Christian, how can you truthfully tell some else how they feel? I would hope even atheism wouldn't produce that level of arrogance.
almightykenshin 2 weeks ago
@almightykenshin your name is blasphemous, your argument is invalid...
michiel2047 1 week ago
@michiel2047 That's really stupid. Considering the fact that my comment wasn't directed towards you. My name on YOUTUBE has no bearing whatsoever on what I write or believe. My real name is Jamelle, just so you know. ;-)
almightykenshin 1 week ago
@almightykenshin Don't you see satire when you see it? I was just fooling around :D
michiel2047 1 week ago
@ndrthrdr1 Atheists browse around Christian stuff because they feel the urge to turn to God like they should.
If atheists don't believe in God, why do they watch videos and stuff about Him? They have nothing to spread because they have nothing to live for.
Christians browse around atheistic stuff to spread God's word, because they live for God and his instruction.
PlanetZelka 1 week ago
.@PlanetZelka This isn't a religious video. It's satire of the way that religious nuts talk and act. It's an atheist video. You browse around atheist videos because you know, deep down, that your religion is just a cult and you long to rid yourself of fear of dire consequences of leaving the cult.
ndrthrdr1 1 week ago
@ndrthrdr1 I'm a Christian and i laugh at his videos. He knows nothing about christianity but it's still funny.
glennbez 1 week ago
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Untrue, he just words the beliefs in a more direct and bland manner. Most people can't handle it when you take the 'pretty' out of the picture of their god.
CRUSH3Rdlux 1 week ago
@CRUSH3Rdlux I agree when you said: "Most people can't handle it when you take the 'pretty' out of the picture of their god", but he, like almost all atheists, have this stereotypical view of crazy christians. This is not a painting of how christianity really is and what the bible talks about, but it is just for laughs. Yes, I know some christians you encounter that are fanatic actually act like this sometimes, but that does not mean every christian is like this.
glennbez 1 week ago
@glennbez True..But to various degrees they all believe the same silly stories !!
MrRp25 5 days ago
@MrRp25 I don't really care about what you call "silly". Many people have different views on what is "silly" or not. For example: I find idea of lizard type animals evolving from sea animals "silly".
glennbez 4 days ago
@glennbez Not every christian is a crazy person or anything.Just a lot.A whole lot on the internet.Youtube especially.
AtheistFMD518 1 day ago
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@awesomeatheist1 He's an atheist
xDarkside101x 3 months ago 2
I focus on the teachings of Our Deity, the Spaghettideity. He (or She/ It, whatever...we're not real sure) has given us One Commandment instead of the 32 Commandments of the Holy Babble (EX 20:3 through 23:32) We are commanded to
Be Good.
Cool, huh?
WoodyNFla34482 4 months ago
lol the disclaimer at the end, so funny. great vid, once again
LOGIC42369 4 months ago
Put me down for 2 !
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ben10pa 4 months ago
0:31 I LOST MY SHIT!!! LOL!
lenlee14 5 months ago
343 people have no sense of humor.
Jestiro 5 months ago
@Jestiro or maybe 5,310 people have a really bad one...
JackieRobinsonJr 4 months ago
so many religious ads on these videos!
makemegood5two 5 months ago
for an erection lasting more than four hours, consult a phsycian, or under 16 catholic priest
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TheServiceWeb 5 months ago
I'm still waiting for mine. It's been 6 weeks. I don't think this is a real offer. Scams are a sin!
MrSafetymeeting 5 months ago 2
What a joke... Buying one of those machines will get him closer to that yacht he dreamed of.... =_=
Contact a Catholic priest, HOMO
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SCOPLAChina 5 months ago
this is the best one so far.......
MegaSeanBo 5 months ago
@MegaSeanBo Definitely!
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lmao at cock sucking jesus
bahamasartits 5 months ago
OMFG! HE SAID 69! LOL
SacredJager 5 months ago
'Oh Lord, I want enough money to buy my dream of a Guatamalan sweat-shop...those kids have such nimble little fingers! Amen."
donfishmaster 5 months ago
Ohh... shit man, you make me laugh. You are damn funny. I give you a thumb up Ed
Hank28899 6 months ago
there is a christian ad in the right hand corner of my browser hahahahahahah!
makemegood5two 6 months ago
"smote me in advance" - lol, this guy is awesome!!!
whitler57 6 months ago
I want my own slave, it's payback time!
ghostwhisper666 6 months ago
How much does it cost, cuz I only have 999 trillion dollars!?!?!?!??!?
sonicwingmode2 6 months ago
cock sucking christ! Fucking awesome! Just made my whole day watching this video... Thanks, Ed! : )
moresnare 6 months ago
I'll take 20.
cubanboy740 6 months ago
"or if under 16 a Catholic Priest" best line in the video
awreslr2 6 months ago 69
lol! This guy is really funny.
07Aristotle 6 months ago 2
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RABIDPINECONE2468 6 months ago
@AjDeal825
Agreed.
Tonakai15 6 months ago
@AjDeal825
When did he say he was talking about "all Christians", even if he had said that this video does not reflect the views of all atheists, in fact you've gone back to being a hypocrite as your comment is generalizing all atheists. Also if someone claimed that unicorns exist and someone else claimed that they don't, wouldn't you expect the person who claimed they exist to prove it rather than expect the other person to prove that they don't?
Tonakai15 6 months ago
@AjDeal825
Hey, it's not like anyone is forcing you to watch it. Anyway, this video isn't mocking "everything these people believe and love" it's more mocking the people who believe that they can get whatever they want just by praying. So unless all Christian's believe that, which I can tell you right now not all of them do, it's not mocking everything they "believe and love".
Tonakai15 6 months ago
@AjDeal825
You're a hypocrite, calling Edward Current "fucking pathetic" because he's making fun of people he doesn't agree with when you're calling all atheists "smug douchebags" because you don't agree with them, not to mention that your comment clearly shows that you are too "closed minded" to try to understand the atheists you call "closed minded".
Tonakai15 6 months ago
Dude - you may be my most favorite sarcastic asshole!
PLEASE KEEP CREATING & POSTING.
mydinkywebcam 6 months ago
Hahahaha!!! xDD
AaaBbbiiii91 6 months ago
I'm a Christian, and I just have to say that this is fucking hilarious.
remyrabbit 7 months ago 2
i love this shit. i love it.
WampaDubstep 7 months ago
I might be wrong, but I don't think those were virgins... :)
TLMcutie622 7 months ago
Very funny! Thanks! I love it!
daveboy44 7 months ago
I'm a Christian and I just want to say I know now where athiests get the ideas that we are stupid. You just contradicted everything the bible said in 2 minutes. Quit trying to be funny cause its not working.
mattmiller2013 7 months ago
@mattmiller2013 Generalizations about people don't work. Ever. An individual is an individual. Plus, it is not like your side has not bitten into spreading slanderous things like "Atheism is a religion that encourages a depressing immoral life.." kind of junk. You may have had nothing to do with it but what would you think the general image of your demographic is gonna be? Take heart that you're not one of the boneheads he's mocking, & that some athiests like me aren't presumptively judgemental.
Furoar 6 months ago
@mattmiller2013 Yes, yes it is. And your reaction is funny, too. XD
IamWayBeyondThePale 5 months ago
@mattmiller2013 AND your top influence is Micheal Jackson?!?? Oh my cocksucking Christ.. HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA! XD YOU, my friend, are FUNNIER than the video!
IamWayBeyondThePale 5 months ago
@IamWayBeyondThePale Whats wrong with Michael Jackson. I am big into music and its influences. I happen to like Michael Jackson.
mattmiller2013 5 months ago
@mattmiller2013 okay, okay, good answer, I apologize. It just find your comments, taken in context with this video, really funny. But kudos to you for a great response! (And I watched your upload of "Oh Darling" and, while not my style of music, nobody can say you have a bad voice.) Peace!
IamWayBeyondThePale 5 months ago
@IamWayBeyondThePale Thanks, and Peace.
mattmiller2013 5 months ago
@AjDeal825 another is to believe in fairy tales. Maybe he was referring to simpletons. They often seem gleeful, do they not? Perhaps a lobotomy is the answer. I was cursed with a skeptical mind. My life has been quite fulfilling without religion. I don't possess the capacity for the suspension of disbelief necessary to follow religion.
goodboycoopy 7 months ago
@AjDeal825 You think that if there IS an omnipotent creator, he's actually gonna fall for that? You certainly don't give him much credit for omniscience.
goodboycoopy 7 months ago
My friend, YOU are a god!
goodboycoopy 7 months ago
lol "if you experience an erection lasting longer then 8 hours, consult your phycision. Or if under 16, a catholic priest."
xinic5 7 months ago
i missed the very end about under six teen, had to recheck that. wow
connorNcharlie 7 months ago
@AjDeal825 Actually, if you die and there is a god, but not the one (out of many possible choices) that you chose to believe in, you have a huge amount to lose. If you die and there's no god, you've wasted a big chunk of your one and only life on delusional thinking (and made countless bad decisions based on irrational, magical thinking.) If a god is all-knowing, and rewards people for belief, he'd know that you didn't actually believe, but simply gambled, claiming belief just in case.
ndrthrdr1 7 months ago
@AjDeal825 besides.. energy.. is not our souls.. our being is a complex makeup of chemical and electric transfers that carve memories into our brains.. just because energy leaves after you die.. doesnt mean you or your memories do or else you would see chemicals and brain matter excaping your brain as well and it doesn't happen
raztis1 7 months ago
@AjDeal825 wrong.. this is an illogical fallacy.. "because energy is universal, then a magical creature that has always existed that takes us to a magical land must exist" its preposterous. yes, energy cannot be created or destroyed.. but thats it.. it doesnt mean anything beyond that.. i can say "because energy cannot be destroyed.. then a magical fart monster takes us on a trip around the galaxy while pitching timeshares.." it doesnt make it true but it does make it as viable as your belief.
raztis1 7 months ago
Cock Sucking Christ LOL
totaltranquility 7 months ago
OR IF UNDER 16 TO CATHOLIC PRIEST XD
vladosaber 7 months ago
@AjDeal825 again.. no rebuttal.. just a put down.. it shows your weak argument.. its ok tho. since you beleive in fairytales, the fact that you can even argue is amazing.. so even tho u know your wrong, at least you can communicate.. so your doing better than most.
raztis1 7 months ago
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What if you're not an American?
BubbleFilms111 7 months ago
HIS HEAVENLY LAIR!
Jadbgjoka 7 months ago
Hahahaha if you experience an erection longer than four hours consult a physician, or if under 16 a catholic priest
pengeano35 7 months ago 2
@AjDeal825 ah yes, the avg reply from a christian who knows they have no argument.. "i know your right so i will just make fun of you".. no..no.. its ok, its pretty normal for someone who knows their beaten.
agnostic=1
christian=0
and the crowd goes wild!..
raztis1 7 months ago
@AjDeal825 prove anything you just said.. no no, il wait.... well since you have absolutely no evidence of this god or his "limitless power" i would say your incorrect. I could just as easily say that the pink unicorn has limitless powers, our tiny brains cannot understand his hornyness. there is nothing the pinkness cannot do.. see, all BS with no bearing on reality, sounds funny when i say it doesn't it.. well, so do you..
raztis1 7 months ago
How can I convert my old SCSI Syquest hard drive into a prayermax 5000?
kakureru 7 months ago
how do i order
xbox1768 7 months ago
This may appear funny, But all a Church is, is a 'PrayerMax 5000' in the form of a building.The Spires of old churches are archtectural 'Penis's to 'ejaculate' your prayers up into God's ears,
AsDeadAsDillinger 7 months ago 66
@AsDeadAsDillinger your name says it all. you may walk among the living, but rest assured you are dead. i feel sorry for you.
JackieRobinsonJr 4 months ago
@JackieRobinsonJr
Dont be sorry ! Chin up Princess., I forgive you !
As much as your christian sensibilities may deny the architectural significance of the 'phallic symbol' to church spires.if you make even the most cursory examination of what such things represent (I don;t mean research penis's, but it may 'help' in a broader sense) at least to the architects who designed them You'll find that they did indeed develop from phallic symbols..
AsDeadAsDillinger 4 months ago
@JackieRobinsonJr Right! And you have a DEAD BRAIN!!! And no one feels sorry for you!!!
gateman42 4 months ago
@AsDeadAsDillinger and your a faggot sir
traika43 4 months ago
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@AsDeadAsDillinger and your a no life troll sir
traika43 4 months ago
EPIC!
genext7 8 months ago
@AjDeal825 You didn't answer my question. I asked why God remains hidden from humankind. Why doesn't he just make his existence obvious? Knowledge (at least limited knowledge) never precludes free will, so God, and we, have nothing to lose. It would take a childish God to play hide-and-seek with the universe like this. As for your "it's your choice" comment, please watch "Free will: God style" by NonStampCollector.
ThatGuyWithHippyHair 8 months ago
@AjDeal825
ThatGuyWithHippyHair 8 months ago
@AjDeal825
Why does God remain hidden from humans? After all, according to your religion, angels know God exists, yet some still refuse to obey him (understandably, in my opinion). Therefore, free will clearly isn't violated by knowledge that God exists.
ThatGuyWithHippyHair 8 months ago
@AjDeal825 can god create a stone so heavy he cannot lift it? if he cannot create it he is not all powerful as there are objects out of his power to create. if he CAN create the stone then he cannot lift it and he is again proven not to be all powerful.
atheismwillwin 8 months ago
@AjDeal825
Can God destroy himself?
lucariofan508 8 months ago
Just a reminder to the Theists, you have the burden of responsibility when making a claim, you need to provide positive evidence for the existence of something that you claim exists, Atheists just don't believe your claim until you provide evidence of it, they do not need to provide evidence of non-existence because they aren't making any claim... they are just not buying what you are selling because they are not convinced, and they are not selling an alternative.
Garf640 8 months ago
LMAO!
qotsaandsoadfan1 8 months ago
0:43 to 0:48 = Hardest I've ever laughed.
894Time 8 months ago
@AjDeal825 : Explain specifically how and when the structure of isotopic atoms changed so as to decelerate atomic decay, and all at the same rate and time, thus giving perfectly synchronised yet inaccurate radiometric age dating results.
TheNewCrankyWorkshop 8 months ago
@taffysaur that makes sense. That's why we see the stars in the pinholes of the firmament. It's science.
IVnik8or 8 months ago
Careful, this is a sham. This transmits AM signals and God only receives FM signals.
kenotube 8 months ago
good product but im old school Hand + Hand + prayerMax 100,000,000 muhahaha
LostMoney007 8 months ago
WOW!!!!!!!! you are really racist if you can get your own slaves. thats redic bro
MegaTrick69 8 months ago
Why was there a picture of the round earth when the Bible says that it is flat?
GoJays09 8 months ago
@GoJays09 The bible said the earth is round and flots in free space, duha. It was the england that said it was flat.
LostMoney007 8 months ago
@LostMoney007 yes the bible says the earth is round. not a sphere, but a flat circle, floating freely with the dome of the firmament above us.
and above that of course, not space, but heaven.
taffysaur 8 months ago
Whoa! Just like every other televangelist promosing something that will never happen!!!
noBush322 8 months ago
Wow... he even put asterisks to censor out "Christ".
Blarghonius 8 months ago
I would order one, but he never answered 1 Negro prayer for 500 yrs coming outta Bama.... I doubt he starts now.. Thks anyway
tookalou1 8 months ago
Couldn't you convert the prayermax 5000 into an app for my phone, I might use it then.
crabbygaz 8 months ago 37
If God were real, a PrayerMAX5000 would not be needed. He should be able to answer prayers when you pray ONCE, not many times. It's like yelling "PLEASE? OH PRETTY PLEASE?!?!" to God if you pray multiple times.
anticorncob6 8 months ago
Genius....pure genius!
ufjazzman97 8 months ago
Where can I order this? I need one now now now now!!!!
AthiestsOnTheMove 8 months ago
That was one of the funniest videos on youtube. Great job, Edward.
brendanmcwilliams 8 months ago
@Guitar648 LOL... wait are you serious?
TheHiyo231 8 months ago
@TheHiyo231 Sometimes it's impossible to tell.
Q8379 8 months ago
@Q8379 rofl
TheHiyo231 8 months ago
@TheHiyo231 There's even a thing called Poe's Law... look it up on WIkipedia it's pretty scary when you think about it.
Q8379 8 months ago
Edward is my new God. I don't care what you say. I believe Edward. Praise Edward. Leadeth me from evil Edward. In Edwards name Amen.
corktech 8 months ago
I wonder how many Christains have tried to order one? It's not a leap of faith for them...it's an extension of it.
AtheistSongs 8 months ago
Do I get a subscriber discount and a FREE user manual?
kokoin 9 months ago
please sell this for real, you'll be rich in no time :p
emikochan13 9 months ago
The thing on the head must stop the aliens from picking our brain waves too!
OldJong 9 months ago
ahh man this is hilarious! man..did you have to do the slave thing
StrictlyKayden969 9 months ago
Hahaha, Mormans only. LMAO
ultima209 10 months ago
Hahah, PLEASE tell me someone has attempted to order one from you by now!
CRUSH3Rdlux 10 months ago 2
@CRUSH3Rdlux I would buy it =D
6runge 9 months ago