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  • I'd ask for weed to be legalized.

  • i would want them to divide by zero so THEY would explode

  • i hacked my comment so noone can thumbs it up!!!TRY IT!

  • dr. evil ;D scotty don''t ;p

  • I'd ask for one hundred billion million dollars too, and when they say "That number doesn't exist.", I'd say "Well neither does my eye, motherfucker!"

  • They could not make enough money

  • in would ask for 5 times 122222222222333555555555552223­4523462364243626436787 yup that would do it

  • You think that's a bad tongue twister? Try 'Irish Wrist Watch".

  • DR EVIL

  • A giant dog

  • medical weed rest of my life.

  • Austin Powers FTW <3

  • I'd ask for Dr. Who to do my shit.

  • i would ask to have the person who screwed up to be put on an operating table and have both his eyes explode and his balls

  • depends what kind of surgury.. if it was ball surgery i would as for some fucking metal balls lol, if it was eye surgery i would ask for the fucker who did it to have there eye removed, if it was dick surgery... eveyone in tat place would b dead XD, or if it was brain surgery and if i was retarted i would probly ask for a lolipop :D

  • i would ask for a eye transplant ?

  • Kenny on south park's hart exploded just saying lol

  • enough money to buy pluto :D

  • i would ak 4 weed

  • for that person to have the same surgery scerewup as me

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  • @ibecool2 thats badass

  • @Mega21288 thx

  • That takes skill to blow up an eye-ball...

  • If I lost my eye I'd want a new robotic one that lets me see in high definition, and extra bit of sight range like a hawk would be nice too.

  • butt-fuck man! I dont think that enough!

  • i would ask for 200 ounces of super skunk ;)

  • i'd make the guy get rid of one of his eyeballs

  • i would ask for 200000000000000000000000000000­00000000 fluffee talks dollars lol jk that would be cool though to ave that lol

  • $9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999­,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,9­99,999,999,999,999,999,999,

  • I would ask for a suicide booth with a dildo.

  • If someone made my eyeball explode, I'd also ask for 100 trillion-billion dollars, and if the doctors told me "Yo, that number doesn't exist" I'd be like "Well nor does my eye motherfucker"

  • $1234678900000000000haha

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  • Anesthesiologist and Anesthesiologist techs administer Anesthesia as far as I have heard; not doctors.

  • £99999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999X£9­999999999999999999999999999999­99999999999 :)

  • $1000000000000000000

    yeah boy

  • 1000

  • i would ask for a jar of pickles

  • a giant can of DP a copy of saints row thee a camera and 1400 microsoft points

  • I would ask to have my eyeballs go where my testicles should be, and my testicles go where my eyes should be!

  • A eyeball

  • 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,­999,999,999,999,999,999,999,99­9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,­999,999,999,999,999,999,999,99­9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,­999,999,999,999,999,999,999,99­9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,­999,999,999,999 ,999,999,999,999,993 dllats

  • and sorry fluffee for having this retarded argument on your comments some people just think they know everything

  • the money he got is actually enough to afford one of those camera fake eyes.

  • 1000,000,000,000,000,000,000,0­00,000,000,000,000,000,000,000­,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,0­00,000,000,000,000,000,000,000­,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,0­00,000,000,000,000,000,000,000­,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,0­00,000,000,000,000,000,000,009­ dollars

  • screw money i want to see chuck norris kill his butt

  • dude im having surgery on my arm in december and shit this video made me feel better if something goes wrong.

  • I would kill the docter, blame some other docter, and ask for, like, $100,000,000.

  • Nows my chance to get top faved comment.... DARN IZ FORGET WAT I WAZ GOINZ TO TYPEZ!!!

  • A cat or cats!

  • 0:38 - 0:40 yeah no shit..... ;)

  • i think u should always pay attention to what ur doing while preforming surgery no matter what body part your talking about bty i would aim for $35,000,000

  • my great uncle went to the dentist and they were cleanin his teeth and the dentist poked his eye he got like over a million dollars lol

  • @MrDavidtheGoliath Nice lie, dumbass.

  • @TwistedWalruse so you would call me a dumbass and a liar? for telling a story of my great uncle misfortune ...my what has the world to please sir do me a favor and just don't speak another word in your life

  • @MrDavidtheGoliath So your GREAT UNCLE was POKED IN THE EYE by a DENTIST and was given MILLIONS of dollars?

    It's literally too stupidly fake to be true. Nobody believes you.

  • @TwistedWalruse dude whatever im sorry you dont believe me sure it sounds sketchy and im sure half the people on here didn't believe it either and i know none of them cared either but theres always the dumbass that thinks his opinion matters over everyone's. hes my grandmothers brother and he went to the dentist for a cleaning the idiot poped his eyeball and he sued him for a million dollars i didn't say millions learn how to read before you start insulting people

  • Have you ever noticed your eyes/eye brows when you talk? bahaha sooo cute =)

  • i'd ask for a trillion...bags of pretzels. those guys r gonna owe me a loooooot of pretzels!!!

  • id explode his eye (not in a good way)

  • have the surgery rite duh!

  • i would ask for them to be whipped in front of the whole country and be givven $100.00000

  • Pause at exactly 0:12 ... yes.

  • i wood ask for him to rite me perscriptions for medical marijana no questions asked.

  • a house bigger than bill gates and have it filled with weed then have the police excuse me for smoking it

  • i woud want a hot nurse like in the movies

  • I would ask for $10000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000 and a mansion and a Porsche and an enormous pool

  • I would want 3,000,000 dollars and for me to explode one of his nuts and make him get circumcised 10 times then I'll feel better

  • if they made my eye blow up in surgury i would say it would have to be setled olden ways, an eye for an eye

  • I would take all of the prescription drugs and $1,000,000 then I would sell the drugs and make even more mony then I would pay someone to kill the doctor :D

  • I think it wasn't a new guy, but one who'd been doing it for awhile. When you're new at sticking needles in peoples eyes, you're gonna make DAMN sure you do it right. Think about it.

    Also, if that dumb McDonald's bitch can get 2 million bucks for spilling coffee on herself, this guy should get at least ten times that.

  • I would ask for the all the Doctoer's stuff and his slavery for EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • id jab my fingers into his eye and yank it out, then put it into my eye

  • i think hes a little baked in this one.

  • @zlollylawz ur1st!

  • $4.20

  • Hey, hey dude... next time a patient comes in... instead of fixing him... lets make his eyeball explode. :D

  • i hacked my comment so noone can thumbz it up!! try it!!!!!

  • @peircethehedgehog123 lol, I can't believe that worked 5 times. :D

  • @ttmab7 ikr?

  • @ttmab7 wanna be friends?

  • @peircethehedgehog123 Are you really that desperate for thumbs-up?

  • @Zyrette why shouldn"t I be?

  • @peircethehedgehog123 Should have hacked it so that no one can thumbs it down!

  • @kotapaka lol

  • @peircethehedgehog123 NO! 45 PEOPLE ALREADY WERE STUPID ENOUGH TO DO IT!

  • @peircethehedgehog123 Umm, It has 50 thumbs up so, It can.

  • @tege01 ... really?

  • @tege01 its a joke,dude

  • @peircethehedgehog123 He wants thumbs, Me no give thumbs -.-

  • @tege01 lol

  • @peircethehedgehog123 lol i cant believe that over 70 people are that fucking retarded to try that

  • $10923232893928984375454898845­903930293204905456956069706970­903293271871827837449854958948­503902932038439484957847584574­878236237263764837487458599685­960767067960894584747382732671­252615261261565216636373483744­944859845989049509605696509940­594095409033943840985904357458­937495759847598479573987938475­394875983475983475984759837489­573498537589475398789347593487­432462475423765432847957493785­089906806850986094869048560948­690658095809865096809480948032­839084309803884957894758939430­984309 Every second.

  • And I'll just be lile

  • for the same thing to be done to the one responsible. and lots and lots of money, about 10 billion

  • 100 billion every day. no exceptions

  • 100000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­900000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­00000000000000000000000 dollars

  • five hundred thousand dollers and a blow job from a really hot chick every day for the next 20 years

  • Atleast 5$

  • 900000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­00000000 dollars

  • DUDE THATS ALL HE GOT FOR IT?!?!?!?!

  • 2:30 - 2:33 the comment says it

  • I would ask for their eyeball and their first born child... I'm sure after that they wont blow up anybody else's eye

  • 1,000,000,000,000 wishes without a catch, FIRST wish: new eye, SECOND: Doctor to lose his balls, man boobs, and eyes! Last wish: 1,000,000,000,000 more wishes! :P

  • I would ask for the soul of the doctor who screw up..... so yeah i want him to be my servant for eternity

  • serious sugary screw up 10x fast?realy i can saw pneumonoultramicroscopicsilico­volcanoconiosis

  • i would ask if i could punch the doc and get a prostetic.

  • to pop he's balls

  • A new eye -_-

  • that price actually exists $100,001,000,000,000 is what he said in money form

  • what? a few ballls???!!!

  • you should have said "i don't care if it doesn't exist, THANKS TO YOU NEITHER DOES MY EYEBALL!"

  • ill ask the doctor for a shotgun and ill blow his head off :D

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  • The hospital

  • the doctors fucking eyball!!! HELLS YEAH

  • one hundred billion million dollars

  • I love how there's an add for eye surgery right beside the video

  • You fucked the big one man! lol

  • Around 4 million dollars

  • When I had my c-section the first incision they made caused blood to spray all over everyone. It even when up over the curtain and got on my face and in my hair D:

  • serious surgery screw up,

    serious surgery screw up,

    serious surgery screw up,

    serious surgery screw up,

    serious surgery screw up,

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  • damn, fluffee is hot

  • i would ask for a tardis

  • 1:58 is my favorite face evar

  • man, i was thinking about corneal surgery......nvm now.........DX

  • another eye O_x

  • I would demand a Free Kurdistan :D i would do Anything for a Free Kurdistan.

  • An eye for an eye, let me stab yours and make it explode, k thanks.

  • 1 googolplex.

  • 1:04 Kermit the frog makes an appearance

  • serioussurgeryscrewup

    Thumbs up if you can say that 10 times fast!

    Also, I'm not a thumbs up whore as the whole message isn't a thumbs up message >:D

  • Speaking of eyes,how high are you Fluffee cause your eyes are pre damn red.

  • 1. U are reading this comment

    2. U are realizing tht this is a stupid fact

    4. U didn't notice I skipped three. You're checking now

    5.You are still reading this

    6. You are smiling

    7. You are still reading my comment

    9. You didn't realize I skipped 8

    10. You are checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again

    11. You are enjoying this. You didn't realize there are only supposed to be ten facts. Copy and paste this to 1 video,and tomorrow will be AMAZING

  • @Tman27261 i didnt smile. you lose

  • Try saying, "Irish Wristwatch" five times fast,

    even two times fast!

    Goodluck.

  • THIS GUY NEEDS HIS OWN TV SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • to fix me

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  • i would ask for a pop. :) just kidding, if that happened, i wouldn't want pop...i'd wanna be rich, mothatruckaaaa.

  • I would ask for a never ending supply of money!

  • I would become friends with that doctor so that everytime we argued, I could use that as a reference. I'd just be like "Hey, remember that time you were new and pumped my eye with fluids and it exploded?!" And then glare at him with my real eye and use the glass one to peg him with lol. Maybe in HIS left eye.

  • a few... you have 3 nuts? :P

  • call of duty mw3 and mw4,5,6,7,8,9,and 10+1.0000000000000000000000000­0000 billion trillion quatrillionbillion dollars ;-)

  • you need to laugh at this shit

  • to kill him

  • can you see the dislike bar?

    Yeah.. me neither...[:

  • A new dick well a second one so i can fuck 2 girls and get 2 bjs at the same time

  • I would ask for a new eye =D

  • Rofl Dr. Terror pose

  • death stole my eye...

  • gimme a tail and some wings i know im supposed 2 be like that

  • I would want to have a followup surgery and make them give me charlie sheen's tigerblood.

  • @naruto123ko lmao yes!

  • i will put my eye back to pieces like those puzzle bords

  • I would ask him for a good skull fuckin lmfao

    jkjk

  • thumbs up for balls XD

  • A $10000000000000000000000 and a blowjob

  • a blow job ;)

  • I'd ask him to explode his own eyeball when he's awake.

  • 1:45-1:57 - L 0 L

  • Chicken

  • 100 million dollars

  • i would want too much money...and every surgeon's left eyeball taken out then shoved back in.......backwards.

  • I would want to see the doctor that did that to me suffer for ever and not being able to die!!!! Im Evil !!