James Nukem - Assbag

[bahamutkod]

I'm gonna rip off your ASS and shit down your ASS!

[DMJR13]

blow it out your ASS!!!!

[SantuXD6]

Is time to chew bubble gum and kick ass.

And I'm all out of ass.

[Redhotsmasher]

WAAAY off. FAIL.

[bpeterdude316]

@Redhotsmasher blow it out your ass!!!

[brunothehedgehog]

James is much epic than duke nukem :D

[RSafect]

lmfao at this whole thing.

[danny6290]

He should review Duke Nukem Forever. That game was ASS!!!!!

[WiiStation360Games]

@danny6290 Maybe to you, sonny, but I thought that game kicked ASS and chewed bubblegum...but still has bubblegum left over, thankfully.

[yerzh375]

"Hail to the ASS,baby!"

[FLAME4564]

LOL XD LOLLOLOLLLOLOLL XD

[MrMetalHeadGamer]

I've got ASS of steel

[TheK154321]

It's time to kick AAAAASSS and play shitty games, and I'm all out of games.

[lliart]

i'ld kill to see the nerd play duke nukem

[Comedylord15]

someone should do a parody of this theme with that laughing guy on the simpsons or homers d'oh

[Aetheilas]

I'm not gonna fight you, I'm gonna kick your ASSSSSS!!

[IshidaTheQuincy]

Prepare yourself for total FUCKING PIECE OF DOG SHIT!

[Llam4Face]

hilarious

[Beriorn]

Always bet on Nerd.

[Blackeagle1250]

Its time to chew ass and kick bubble gum and im all out of ass

[3DrAn]

iiii iiii iiiiiiiii ii i i i i i ii i i iiiiiiiiiiiiii

[BronzeTurd]

"Analbag, thats me."

[Astroman9991]

IRATE Pig Cop: "Got you now, you Nerdy bastard! We're gonna fry your ASS, Rolfe!"

(Next level: ASS Row, from James Nukem 3D)

[Notokayipromise]

@Astroman9991 CCCCOMBO

[whaowman]

E.T review = James Nukem Forever.

We're just waiting...

[Roareye]

I'VE GOT ASS OF ASS!

[cjkid14]

Which Grabbag song did you use for this?

[Astroman9991]

James Nukem: LJN Project:

During an award speech in front of lots of people, James is attacked by bad video game characters. He pulls out his Zapper, and says "Say hello to my little friend!", killing them. He rushes into the building to the rooftop to save the good games and destroy any bad LJN ones.

[theoffgridexperiment]

deke nekem is a good game but some shitty stuff in this game

[zackfowler19601]

James Freeman in half-ASS!

[merkur32123]

6 people have to eat ASS

[HeadInjuryGamesPro]

I've got ASS of steel.

Also coming to the N E ASS

[AlmightBlackDragon]

Duke: I don't have time to play with my ASS

Me: O_O

[DraculaXHunter101]

James Nukem Forever is going to be the best game ever.

[WWEEEEE7777777716901]

Hail to the ASS baby.

[Avenrum]

here is a sugestion why not James-life or Ass, James ASS.

just a sugestion. :p

[MiracleKD18]

I've got ass of steel!

My bags are made out of ass!

But what kind of bag is an assbag?

[zackfowler19601]

@MiracleKD18 a bag that smells like ass inside if you open it up.

[shadowzero90]

there are 6 ASSes

[Avenrum]

Is there a mp3 i want it

[VaultBoy15]

Pets & Animals? LMAO

[Arcadeprehacked]

James Ass'em

[antichrist07comrad]

MEGADETH SONG!

[Unit93JV]

I got balls of ASS!

[MiracleKD18]

I've got ASS of steel!

[HyperVegitoDBZ]

@MiracleKD18

XD

[mokibomo]

ASS HAPPENDS.

[matrixmairo]

"i'm here to kick ASS and chew bubble ASS and i'm all out of ASS"

[Gustavo3451]

ROFL!

[RawrNinjaBurgers]

ASS!!!!!!!!

[xan1242]

Call for ASS(of call of duty)

ASS Entertainment System(of nes)

NERD's ASS (of assasins creed)

ASS Fighter(of street fighter series)

ASSVania

[Dakkiller1]

@xan1242

Asscent (of Descent)

South Ass (of South Park)

A.S.S Ball (of DX Ball menu music)

Cryass (of Crysis)

[xan1242]

@Dakkiller1 lolz,DX-Ball

[pauladrian360]

@xan1242

JakASS and DASSter (of Jak and Daxter)

God of ASS (of God of War)

RatchASS and ClankASS (of Ratchet and Clank)

ASS of Persia (of Prince of Persia)

ASScharted (of Uncharted)

[xan1242]

@pauladrian360 LMAO at God of ASS

[FoogieX10]

what a shit load of ASS~!

[dragonshadow3]

i've got BUFFALO DIRREHA of steel.

[sidwerd1hater]

Make a Take On Me cover with Ass-Ha!

[stefdoom]

would u make through the fire and flames like this

[pauladrian360]

EAT ASS and DIE!

[Dakkiller1]

Whats next,

ASS Park

Command & Assquer

[Beriorn]

To be honest, this would be more funny if half of Duke's one-lines didn't already include the word ASS.

[minrain95]

its time to kick AAYUS and chew bubble !gum!

[1moonraider]

EAT S*** AND DIE!

[Kingofeurope]

It's time to kick ASS and chew shitty games. And I'm all out of shitty games.

[IAMELIPHAS]

Who made the song that was used? Its a remix of some sort...

[abaurre3]

Your face, your ASS. What's the difference?

[ToxicBarrel]

Gonna rip ASS a new one!

[CorvusKorax17]

do a sparta remix of him saying ass lol

[randomhaz]

BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS!

[mattiathekaiju]

nobody steal our ASS and lives.

[CristianGrecu2]

um what about bonk song ass?

[R32Studios]

AVGN Should review one of the Duke Nukem games, maybe that censored N64 port of Duke Nukem 3D called Duke Nukem 64.

[blazkowicz1]

YEAH PIECE OF ASS

[r3ini]

"It's time to kick ASS and play shitty games, and im all out of cartridges!"

"Blow it out you're ASS"

"you're ASS, you're ass, what's the diference?"

"It's my ASS or... hell it's MY ASS!"

"Eat piece of dog shit, and die!"

"my ASS is bigger than youre's"

"im an equal oportunity ASS kicker!"

"Ima rip you're monkey fuck off and shit down you're shit"

[r3ini]

"Damn, those Alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ASS!"

"I like big ASS, and i cannot lie!"

"I love the smell of... Buffalo Diahea in the morning!"

"I got ASS of steel!"

"Yeah, piece of shit!"

[NemesisTheZombieKing]

@r3ini you forgot i got a ASS of steel

[xRocketzFighterx]

@r3ini

That comment deserves a platinum award.

[GoldenPickaxe]

@r3ini I´M GOING TO RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND STUFF SHITTY GAMES DOWN YOUR NECK.

HAIL TO THE NERD, BABY!

[sikproductions1221]

@r3ini "I like big ASS, and I cannot lie."

[kikesoft]

Hail to the ass baby

[KlayMan2007alt]

BLOW IT OUT YER ASSSSSSSSSSSS

[weegeeandtailsdoll]

Where's James Nukem Forever?!

[daggerrun]

I KNOW!!! I've been waiting for that game for like FOREVER! (pun)

[OSDolphin]

@daggerrun thats why it's called Duke Nukem "Forever"

[YoBadMama]

@daggerrun I heard on MSNBC.com that it comes out next year.

[shadowzero90]

@daggerrun grab ASS would have sounded better

[barraki92]

@daggerrun

Did you hear the news!? James Nukem Forever comes out May 3rd? If you have the balls for it, go for the 120.00 Ass of Steel Edition of the game!

"It's time to kick ASS, and chew fuckballs...and I'm all out of fuckballs!"

[whaowman]

@barraki92 It's time to kick ASS and chew roadkill skunk asshole. And I'm all out of roadkill skunk.

[glennglog22]

@daggerrun james nukem is a mod for duke nukem forever (dont take it serious make the james nukem theme song plz)

[glennglog22]

@daggerrun p.s the mod is all the fake thing

[MustyMarkus1]

@weegeeandtailsdoll lol

[andrewvanrhoberts]

@weegeeandtailsdoll its been delayed again lol until June I think

[AceAttorny]

@weegeeandtailsdoll just, pretend it doesn't exist

[Emigdiosback]

@weegeeandtailsdoll game's out now, but it's ass.

[reiocom]

COME GET ASS!!

[kenedy65]

eat ASS and die!

i ripp youre ASS off and shit down ur neck!

looks like cleanup on ASS 4

wow,youre ass is ass and i got the asswecker

[H4L0K1LL4]

I"VE GOT ASS OF STEEL!

[TheMojo88]

time to kick fuck an eat shittey games im all out of shittey games

[MrDunlevy]

@TheMojo88 Hes NEVER out of shitty games LOL

[TheShadowgaiden]

he will someday, why do you think hes saving ET?

[MrDunlevy]

I sure hope so!

[wiimii95]

@TheShadowgaiden Finale episode in like years to come perhaps?

[Darkie4646]

F**k shit and die

[LM314V21]

Your ass, your ass, what's the difference?

[r3ini]

a a A! a a A! a a A a A a a a a a ass!

[CommanderSpongebob]

Now this is an ASS to be reckoned with!

[TukeDuke]

Its time to kick ASS and chew ASS. And I'm all out of ASS.

[Firedeoxys]

SHAKE IT ASSY!

[Aikionen]

Don't get your ASS all in bunch.

[Scottjuhman]

hail to the ass baby

[MrPappy223]

time to kick ASS and chew bubble gum, and i'm all outta gum.

[link123175]

I dont know who you are, where your from, or what you want. But if you threaten my ASS Ill kill you.

[Darkmoone1]

Blow it out your ASS!!!!

[Biohalomonster]

i like big ASSes and i can not lie

konfuzius say"ASS"

ASS, ASS, ASS damn i love this job

Life is like Box of ASS

half ASS, half ASS all dead

yea ASS of cake

hehehe what a ASS

your ass is ASS

end of the ASS

hmm so there is a ASS after dead

[czerwonegoooooooogle]

It's time to kick ASS with fuck balls!

[deadguy718]

I GOT BALLS OF STEEL!

[ArthurHutchinson]

I GOT ASS OF STEEL!

[khlova]

The name of the original song is so conincedentally hilarious

[FoogieX10]

blow it out your ASS

[Biohalomonster]

My ASS is bigger than yours!

[KoreWanandeshita]

Your ass your ass whats the difference

[supertoasteroftoast]

i've got a ASS of steel.

i wonder, if he no longer has balls of steel, what would happen if we kick him?

[Rock1Golem]

It would hurt!What do else do you think would happen?It would still hurt even with balls od steel.Just not as much.

[PeterBara95]

I've got a ASS of steel

[JuanACookie]

eat ASS and die.

[legendofzeldas]

Im Here to Kick ASS and Chew ASS but im all out of ASS!!!!

[cyborgtroy]

HAIL TO THE ASS, BABY!

[AttitudeGamesGod]

Prepare yourself four total Assdown!

[dda50]

I LIKE THE PART WHEN HE SAID ASS

[fook123]

@dda50 That part sucked, but man when he said ass it was pro. Sorta like a professional.

[theplatnuimfan]

IM NOT GONNA ASS YOU.

IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS

wait he says that last one.

ok fuck it

ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS!

ASS ASS BLOW IT OUT YOUR FUCK

[shadow49578]

il rip off you ASS and shit down your ASS

[mattiathekaiju]

SON OF A ASS!!!

[ChiEKKUsama]

Prepare yourself for total ASS!

[CHEXMIXGUY]

It's time to kick ASS and chew ASS, and I'm all out of ASS

[TheCrazyguy444]

I've got ASS of steel!

[Metaknight2]

Talk about a blast from the ASS!

[cyberdemon666]

Your ASS, your ASS, what's the difference?

[agentCDE]

Blow it out your ASS!

...wait.

[xXdigitalX]

I'm an equal opportunity ASS kicker.

[Doominatorx6]

im gonna rip your ASS off and ASS down your ASS!

[grimma2]

Ass ish epic. <o< x3

[SirFapalot420]

ass is funny, not

[MiracleKD18]

It's time to chew ass and kick bubblegum.. and I1m all outta of ass

[LM314V21]

it's time to kick ass and chew bubble ass and i'm all out of ass!

[Lollari2]

Damn, i'm looking ASS!

[Biohalomonster]

Hail to the ASS, ASS

[MiracleKD18]

I'v got ass of steel!

[fishdeathisftw]

bet the ladies love you :D

[AttitudeGamesGod]

Damn, he makes this look ASS (=good) !

[chuckiexyz]

Guess what im gonna say

Its time to kick ASSS and chew bubblegum

[xdjvenomx]

Lookin' for some alien toilet to park my ASSSSSSS... who's first?

[rumbazz]

nobody steals our ass and lives.

[grenadeer09]

im not gonna fight you, im gonna kick your ASS

[Unit950728]

shake it ass

[FoogieX10]

hmm.... dont have time to play with my ASS

[purehavok1]

Your ASS, your ASS. Whats the difference?

[DoomMCMV]

what are you waiting for? duke nukem forever relase?

[GMANWARRIOR]

Its time to Fuck ASS and Fuck bubble ASS and im outa of ASS!!

[Birdthebirdistheword]

ASS OF STEEL

[Elvisgratton90]

It's time to jick ASS and chew bubble gum. And I'm all outa gum

[lockers93]

im gonna rip your ASS off and shit down your ASS

[Ytopzor]

We meet again doctor ASS!

[215day]

You're an ASS for ASS control!

ASS happens...

Nobody steals our ASS...And ASS!!

[jegesvensk]

Death before ASS

[drocanis]

Damn those alien maggots are gonna pay for shootin down my ASS!

[Stupidfart9876]

Blow it out your ASS

[AttitudeGamesGod]

I´ve got asses of steel...

So, WHO WANTS SOME ASS?!

[oddmanelf]

Dont get your ASS all in a bunch

Hmm, Dont have time to play with my ASS

I outta break a broom handle off in your ASS!