Oh God, he's using the Black Materia Slider Station to pull the Oxy Clean Detergent ball into the earth and kill everyone. But only if they call in the next ten minutes.
lyrics: pie pie pie times whatever hi, billy mays here with the big city slider o_O hi, billy mays here with the big city station billy mays here with mighty mendit, the fast easy billy mays here with mighty mendit, the fast easy x2 (way) squish it squash it O_O slip it vomit x2 hi, billy mays here with the big city slider hi, billy mays here with the big city station billy mays here with mighty mendit, the fast easy billy mays mitey pottie...
1:10 He sold OrangeGlo, Kaboom and Oxiclean, He sold OrangeGlo, Kaboom and Oxiclean, BILLY MAYS! (dundun dundun dundun dundun) BILLY MAYS! (dundun dundun dundun dundun) He sold OrangeGlo, Kaboom and Oxiclean, He sold OrangeGlo, Kaboom and Oxiclean, BILLY MAYS! (DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUN!) BILLY MAYS! (DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUN!) Mighty MendIt.... Samurai Shark... Mighty MendIt.... Samurai Shark... He sold OrangeGlo, Kaboom and Oxiclean, (x2) BILLY MAYS! BILLY MAYS!
I'm laughing harder than I should
Deltardd 1 month ago
Billy Mays,You have made Sephiroth proud.And Kefkas theme sound shitty again.
HeadshotWong 2 months ago
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HeadshotWong 2 months ago
LOL that was ridiculous.. and on point. lol
RetroJaysFTW 3 months ago
oh my fucking god
Flaminglog 3 months ago
OOOOOOOOdiHooooooooooooooo
MrNebeca 3 months ago
OH SHIT!
SHAMWOW IS OUR ONLY HOPE!
singletona082 4 months ago
3 people watched their girlfriend being impaled by Billy Mays Masamune.
flextox 4 months ago
"Tell me what you cherish the most, so I CAN SELL IT TO YOU, BUT ONLY IF YOU CALL WITHIN THE NEXT TEN MINUTES!"
WhiteLycanXII 4 months ago 6
...hey
MrRandom95 5 months ago
Oh God, he's using the Black Materia Slider Station to pull the Oxy Clean Detergent ball into the earth and kill everyone. But only if they call in the next ten minutes.
Roughneck152 6 months ago 18
sorry billy, jenova life isnt gonna help you there
TheLeadElite 6 months ago
3 people failed to use Oxi-slash against the final boss
Skitchtehwolf 6 months ago 6
HI THAR
kaerzokled 6 months ago
If it weren't so annoying, I'd be in love with it. Thumbs up anyway cause it's Sephiroth.
DarkJoker99 6 months ago
AWWW YEAAAAAH XD awesome dude
Zedsanji 6 months ago
LOL!!!!!! awesome! :) thank god he never summoned supernova
sirMAXX77 6 months ago
(Final Offer 7 Crisis Putty) Vince Offer killed Billy Mays. (Final Offer 7) His clone comes back to destroy the world :P
ShadowSpeaks1 7 months ago
I liked the part where he said "hi"
Biodeamon 8 months ago
"Oxy-Oxy-Oxyclean. BILLY MAYS for Oxy-clean."
Yonkage 8 months ago
lol
supersonic774 8 months ago
Lol
Dopesmoker42020 9 months ago
BILLY MAYS HERE FOR METEOR, THE BEST WAY TO BECOME A GOD. ORDER NOW AND YOU'LL RECEIVE A SECOND "BLACK MATERIA" AT NO COST YOU! HERE'S HOW TO ORDER
MeowMixerable 9 months ago 2
@MeowMixerable cal 1-700-BILLYROTH and get free shipping and handling
keyblademasterx73 7 months ago
These are what the commercials that billy mays were on should have been like this!!
they would be the best ever!!!
Lukethevideogamer 10 months ago
Billy Mays didn't die, he's gonna kill us all!
Melink03 10 months ago
Hi, bye, lie, die!!!
Melink03 10 months ago
Time for some Sephiroth Putty, with a little JENOVA clean!
NinjaMinkzx 10 months ago
Lyrics pl0x?
Perszeusz 11 months ago
All other commercial retailers hears this when they see a Billy Mays commercial. R.I.P Billy Mays
1MasterchiefX 11 months ago
looooooooooooooooool
Chokoboh 1 year ago
NinjaOfComedy001 1 year ago
my pie my pie my pie my pie !
Maskedheroful 1 year ago
cloud killed billy mays that how he really died
brattymaddyandmason 1 year ago
Bill will never be a memory.
Antsaboy94 1 year ago
Yes Billy Mays, we know your high... High in the sky
thecarkid2400 1 year ago
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII xD
TheBreakOfDawn18 1 year ago
-666616999/5
even worse than nostalgiroth!
MHPL01 1 year ago
xservintage 1 year ago
@Lurasz2006|
Little do you know, his company was making this to advertise all his products in one big bundle. P.S.: mmmmiiiigggghhhhttttyyyy ppppuuuuttttttttyyyy
SkopioXV2 1 year ago
This made my pingas shoot oxi clean on my keyboard, it's amazing.
InsanePoopMaster 1 year ago 4
I hear "Hi pie. Hi pie. Hi pie."
Raymond670 1 year ago
Increadable!!!!
patrickpje89 1 year ago
Hi hi Hi hi Hi hi Hi hi Hi
UnownPikachu 1 year ago
Oxy oxy oxy clean, Billy Mays for Oxy Clean
StickEntertainment 1 year ago
I love the oxiclean part s
MrAshrak117 1 year ago
I like the Oxi Clean part. And the High High Hi parts
VanishingSVST 1 year ago
OMG THIS IS HILARIOUS I LOVE IT XD XD XD
kingdomheartsruler22 1 year ago
LOL
duba3988 1 year ago
dude i can really imagin billy as a final fantasy character.....XD
dragonite484 1 year ago
This video needs more views, you did an awesome job BTW
Masterhand95 1 year ago
We need to clone Billy again before his DNA is lost.
Skcorps 2 years ago 6
@Skcorps
And make a warrior from Materia and Billy's DNA? Haven't we learnt anything from Sephy?
xservintage 1 year ago
billy mays didn't die, he merged with the lifestream XD
hurricaneomega 2 years ago 90
@hurricaneomega best comment ever......if u are a ff7 nerd^^
MiguelDrakeford 1 year ago
Billy Mays!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
moranherrera 2 years ago
I'm so HIGH, HIGH, HIGH, HIGH, HIGH, HIGH, HIGH, HIGH, HIGH, HIGH, HIGH.
L0l'd.
Dar3dmag3 2 years ago 4
this video made me high
StereoClock 2 years ago 4
EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC TOOOOO EPIC!!! *head explodes*
Walrushero 2 years ago
BTW, I featured this on my channel.
TheKooperPooper 2 years ago
nice 1
battledude46v2 2 years ago
Damn, you done extremely well better than I can 6/5. You should make B-I-L-L-Y-M-A-Y-S [FF7] that would be win.
TheKooperPooper 2 years ago 38