you're such an illiterate, that you don't even know that there is such thing as klingon language, what kind of loser parents did you have? did they plant you in front of a tv with a bottle of coca cola nd a hamburger in the other watching american crap?
uhm ... Gene Roddenberry was American, the guy that invented the Klingon language is American... and Star Trek hasn't exactly won a lot of awards... not sure if by American crap you mean Jerry Springer and Ricky Lake... or what, but there are people that consider Star Trek for American crap...
Actually I think all of you have got it wrong. Hasselblad is a Swedish company, their lenses from different eras of time come from everywhere. Hasselblad designed the camera, lenses, and everything on the system, and asked fujinon to form a partnership where they will make the lenses that hasselblad designed themselves. Just as your cars and houses have parts from all around the world, cameras do too.
wow, reading through all these comments I'm surprised at how compedetive lens makers are... german lens makers fighting over japanese lens makers as well as us lens makers claiming there equipment is more advanced. In my opinion, as long as the picture quality is great (for the price) I don't mind weather I use bolex lenses, canon lenses, red lenses, nikon lenses, pentax lenses or beautiful old hand crafted lenses from europe.
I agree with you photofake German inveted the technology west countries have; they allway were ahead of the rest of the world and one of the best dslr is german the (hasselblad) at 39 MP but it costs way to much not even in my dreams I can buy it,that camera is not for mortal or simple peoples like me.
NO, the FACT of the matter is, the Germans make the best lenses & they always have. The nips have been grinding glass for 70 years- the Europeans have been grinding glass for well over 400 years. The ONLY reason the Japs have gotten as far as they have, is because Germany shared glass formulation with them as allies in WWII. The German made Hasselblad H3D dslr is far, far above & ahead of anything the Japs can even get near ... Thems the FACTS OXOX.
What is that gibberish he is speaking? I dont understand. Why cant he just form words, like a civilized human being? Why must all the unclean mud-people make all those horrible non-English sounds with thier mouths? It just doesnt make any sense. And it's highly inefficient. Please someone, do something about this. My teacher says it's a "different" language. I dont know exactly what that is supposed to mean. When we speak, the words are understandable. When "they" speak, it isnt.
UNCLEAN MUD-PEOPLE....oh my god dude, you are the proof to the fact that american does not equal civilized....there is not only english people in the world, and most of all: you are obliged to learn another dull language such as english, unless your mother tongue IS english, foreigners that speak english know AT LEAST 2 languages (theirs and english), so, before calling someone mud-people and unclean,think twice and take a shower, cause you might not be so clean or sound so good.
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I am truly and utterly impressed at the overwhelming stupidity I have just witnessed. If you have to actually explain parody and humor to someone....then what is even the reason.
I didnt think people could take such over-the-top and obvious attempts at humor as serious. I am honestly baffled that people can be this mind-bogglingly stupid.
Perhaps you rocket-scientists should go back and re-read the first message? "horrible non-English sounds"? Duh?
You're so right, eggbert. But the problem is that good parody like yours sounds so realistic that it fools the unsuspecting, literal-minded thinkers to think you were really serious. I found your comments sharp and funny. "Mud people" indeed, ha ha, this is a good way to highlight the fact that THERE ARE really people who think and talk that way in deadly, deadly earnest. Thanks for the laughs. I wish others would polish (not Polish) their humor sensors---like a good lens.
Japanese language is the best. Their TV shows, the best, their women ... ok, their cars... pretty decent, their technorogy.... superior, this video pwns.
all i want to know is how can the everyday DIY hacker can do this, I read copernicus use to make his own lenses in the 16th century, if he did it back then we can surely do it now without gobs of money
I know that DIY telescope makers can Grind their own mirrors, so it shouldn't be too hard to get literature and equipment and adapt it for lens making.
And there should be videos here too on DIY mirror making as well.
yeah, but Copernicus used mirror based telescopes, not lenses. There are many books about making telescopes with mirrors (polish of the mirrors included). Many of them are from the ´50s and ´60... you can find them very cheap in second hand book stores.
Ya, I know 5 langs already (Portuguese is my mother, English and French are my best foreign lang) and I'm learning Russian now (Spasibo, Youtube!). Japanese is soooo haaaard (and Chinese, even the simplified version)... ._.
If these 3 videos had at least Spanish or Italian subtitles, I could understand them a bit. So far I recognized the word "automation" here in the 1st. LoL
oh jesus... its drugs at 0:22 :(
-.-
Eragon86micky 4 months ago
que dijo?
getsaved777 5 months ago
MENTOS! 5:35
Ricardowgr 7 months ago
Japanese Breaking Bad ??
phcphcphc 7 months ago 2
a ver si le mandamos unos subtitulos capo
Headshat 9 months ago
Gwoh hajjiiakkkaa wgeoooooooon hhh aaaa. gwaiiiaaaah haggaa aammmeekkke.
Yeah sure.
bolderiks 11 months ago
iou araki naremas yoyu itazio sariteki shoste soronama itaijo naratema surutanemi katosy namekashi..... (queria saber japonês para entender esse vídeo...)
DuduKorg 11 months ago
1:52 "my job is to break glass" :)) best job ever
alexutzro13 11 months ago
Me put pee-pee in your coke. -.-
bellci 1 year ago
Cocaine in a lens biatch!
panzarw 1 year ago
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fghbtyhsfrtgfrgh 1 year ago
OH FUCK OFF! I thought this shit was in english!
sfv89 1 year ago
@sfv89 - I thought I knew Japanese, but the only words I recognized were "lens" and "annealing".
wildgift2 1 year ago
I wished this had CC so I know what he was saying
RLJSlick 1 year ago
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MosesChew777 1 year ago
been watchin videos for years on youtube and this is the first Chinese language that got through to my computer hmmmm
TGUlricksen 1 year ago
no english sub title?
yulportnoy 1 year ago
@Everyone Well, thats the price you pay for good quality lens..
Cheejyg 1 year ago
all this just so we can take pictures...
TotalBizcut 1 year ago
Very interesting even tho I couldnt under stand a single word.
rectify2003 1 year ago
i prefer watching it in japanese than english
Adreiix 1 year ago
Ich versteh kein Wort aber sieht gut aus
schalalalololo 1 year ago
haha da hast du echt recht!
neyzenilkay 1 year ago
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seems inefficient. constantly heating and reheating.
Ibringthetruth1 2 years ago
it allows the glass to form differently
MrManueljones 2 years ago
subtitles please
mglsotto 2 years ago 11
hm.. that's why it's expensive, shitrack of coke in it ^^(the beginning of the movie). haha!
JoelCuongVanDahl 2 years ago 67
It's sand silly :)
polarbear60 2 years ago
Oh, my bad! ;)
JoelCuongVanDahl 2 years ago
Actually I was wrong, it's some mixture, I watched the American version of this program and they did not say it was only sand. So, it's my mistake.
polarbear60 2 years ago
@polarbear60
its glass silly
MustNotRead 1 year ago
@JoelCuongVanDahl
3:35 look at all those ecstasy tablets.
CHumga 1 year ago
If i were a japanese, I would have worked for canon, this is soooooooo coooooooooll mannnn
SuperMediocre 2 years ago
Now I know why optics are so expensive
Pinguing1 2 years ago 30
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vannabie 2 years ago
Uhm, Japanese?
odesseus 2 years ago
Guess where Canon is from.
TimTehPilot 2 years ago
you're such an illiterate, that you don't even know that there is such thing as klingon language, what kind of loser parents did you have? did they plant you in front of a tv with a bottle of coca cola nd a hamburger in the other watching american crap?
theredrooter 2 years ago
uhm ... Gene Roddenberry was American, the guy that invented the Klingon language is American... and Star Trek hasn't exactly won a lot of awards... not sure if by American crap you mean Jerry Springer and Ricky Lake... or what, but there are people that consider Star Trek for American crap...
TheMetalbunny 2 years ago 3
oh y'all stop bickering! it's japanese and the characters are kanji
organist121893 2 years ago
It's Japanese, jackass.
royaldragoons 2 years ago
Please add annotations with the translation
adiman007 2 years ago
Look at all of that Cocaine used to make canon lenses
xpez 2 years ago 5
I know it's amazing! I had no idea!
AllUrUtubeRbelong2me 2 years ago
thats why they cost so much
LivingInTyndall 2 years ago 2
So if anyone says that hasselblad is using japanese technology, they are only to the extent of what hasselblad designs.
I can't believe anyone thought Hasselblad was German. Next Farrari is made in Ukraine lol
shane6003PQ 3 years ago
Actually I think all of you have got it wrong. Hasselblad is a Swedish company, their lenses from different eras of time come from everywhere. Hasselblad designed the camera, lenses, and everything on the system, and asked fujinon to form a partnership where they will make the lenses that hasselblad designed themselves. Just as your cars and houses have parts from all around the world, cameras do too.
shane6003PQ 3 years ago
who gives a shit man! Canon L serie on a Canon 5D works BEST!
PiNKGstring321 3 years ago
he said pipi
chilean96 3 years ago
hahahahahaha
0xDex 3 years ago
Japanese makes the most popular lense,the most expensive lenses,the best lenses. uropean lenses are for nostalgics.
Indigoscence 3 years ago
Engrish, prease!!
korgri 3 years ago 4
mmmmmm... sugar cookies... (5:24)
kopek130 3 years ago
lol
semo2010 3 years ago
wow, reading through all these comments I'm surprised at how compedetive lens makers are... german lens makers fighting over japanese lens makers as well as us lens makers claiming there equipment is more advanced. In my opinion, as long as the picture quality is great (for the price) I don't mind weather I use bolex lenses, canon lenses, red lenses, nikon lenses, pentax lenses or beautiful old hand crafted lenses from europe.
freddo212 3 years ago
I agree with you photofake German inveted the technology west countries have; they allway were ahead of the rest of the world and one of the best dslr is german the (hasselblad) at 39 MP but it costs way to much not even in my dreams I can buy it,that camera is not for mortal or simple peoples like me.
loco039 3 years ago
I understood:
Kariotete;
Nariushiday;
Tecatoshimass;
Sareru;
Cogatorarentza;
Conoianakute;
Tenkiro;
Konay.
My japanese is the best...
lpinhobr 3 years ago
hahahahaha... you're fool
lpinhobr 3 years ago
so they do lenses using yeyo... that's what i get from the narrator , yeyoputlensmoryeyoyeyomoreyeyokoyenoseinhale
aaronbojo 3 years ago
That's some funny shit- thanks for the laugh!
photofake 3 years ago
Well Japan makes the best digital cameras and dslr, camcorders and lenses on the world.
Canon, Nikon, Olympus-dslr....Sony,Panasonic,Canon etc.-Camcorders.
loco039 3 years ago 3
NO, the FACT of the matter is, the Germans make the best lenses & they always have. The nips have been grinding glass for 70 years- the Europeans have been grinding glass for well over 400 years. The ONLY reason the Japs have gotten as far as they have, is because Germany shared glass formulation with them as allies in WWII. The German made Hasselblad H3D dslr is far, far above & ahead of anything the Japs can even get near ... Thems the FACTS OXOX.
photofake 3 years ago
Um no.
Takahashi for example were the first to use fluorite in their lenses (telescopes).
The Hasselblad H series were based on the Fujifilm GX645 (The H1 is the same camera) and the H2 and H3 are just variants.
ALL of the H series lenses are made by
FUJINON lenses.
The Japanese technology was developed as early as the 1880s but yes, they paid the German lens makes a lot of money to work for them.
LordButtercracks 3 years ago
Lol,,,Hasselblad is made in japan by Fuji you retarded.Hasselblad H3D dslr It is all japanese technology.
Indigoscence 3 years ago
@photofake stop with the racial slurs.
wildgift2 1 year ago
looks like crack
telf10 3 years ago 2
can't fucking understand ittt!!!!!!!
aaronc608 3 years ago
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What is that gibberish he is speaking? I dont understand. Why cant he just form words, like a civilized human being? Why must all the unclean mud-people make all those horrible non-English sounds with thier mouths? It just doesnt make any sense. And it's highly inefficient. Please someone, do something about this. My teacher says it's a "different" language. I dont know exactly what that is supposed to mean. When we speak, the words are understandable. When "they" speak, it isnt.
?
eggbertsmith 3 years ago
UNCLEAN MUD-PEOPLE....oh my god dude, you are the proof to the fact that american does not equal civilized....there is not only english people in the world, and most of all: you are obliged to learn another dull language such as english, unless your mother tongue IS english, foreigners that speak english know AT LEAST 2 languages (theirs and english), so, before calling someone mud-people and unclean,think twice and take a shower, cause you might not be so clean or sound so good.
andrecsx 3 years ago 10
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I am truly and utterly impressed at the overwhelming stupidity I have just witnessed. If you have to actually explain parody and humor to someone....then what is even the reason.
I didnt think people could take such over-the-top and obvious attempts at humor as serious. I am honestly baffled that people can be this mind-bogglingly stupid.
Perhaps you rocket-scientists should go back and re-read the first message? "horrible non-English sounds"? Duh?
ya stupids.
eggbertsmith 3 years ago
Lol.
montymintypie 3 years ago
You're so right, eggbert. But the problem is that good parody like yours sounds so realistic that it fools the unsuspecting, literal-minded thinkers to think you were really serious. I found your comments sharp and funny. "Mud people" indeed, ha ha, this is a good way to highlight the fact that THERE ARE really people who think and talk that way in deadly, deadly earnest. Thanks for the laughs. I wish others would polish (not Polish) their humor sensors---like a good lens.
HartfordTommy 3 years ago
Your such a fag
whatnub 3 years ago
It gets funnier ... PLEASE write more. I look forward to the next installment! :O)
photofake 3 years ago
VERY funny & completely TRUE... CHEERS to a brave man!!!
photofake 3 years ago
Lol I saw a leak at 1:21
StylusEcho18 3 years ago
Did not understand a damn thing your said. I would rather see it on How it's made.
curtissimpson 3 years ago 4
go learn Japanese!
puyiwong 3 years ago
RESPECT YOUR ELDERS!
curtissimpson 3 years ago
40-41 listen to the guy
maybelazu 3 years ago 4
lol pee pee
glaedr4 3 years ago
Japanese language is the best. Their TV shows, the best, their women ... ok, their cars... pretty decent, their technorogy.... superior, this video pwns.
tkktkt 4 years ago
weeaboo
TheLoveShocker 3 years ago
can someone post link to a english version?
yashrg 4 years ago 3
search in google the Canon museum :)
there you will find the english version and more videos
theroden 4 years ago 3
Theres an English version in the Canon Camera Museum, go to the Virtual Lens Plant.
KaiAdin 4 years ago 4
all i want to know is how can the everyday DIY hacker can do this, I read copernicus use to make his own lenses in the 16th century, if he did it back then we can surely do it now without gobs of money
novelenterprise 4 years ago 5
I know that DIY telescope makers can Grind their own mirrors, so it shouldn't be too hard to get literature and equipment and adapt it for lens making.
And there should be videos here too on DIY mirror making as well.
KaiAdin 4 years ago 3
yeah, but Copernicus used mirror based telescopes, not lenses. There are many books about making telescopes with mirrors (polish of the mirrors included). Many of them are from the ´50s and ´60... you can find them very cheap in second hand book stores.
placplacplac 3 years ago 3
one day lets hope theres english subtitles
jasdevism 4 years ago
One day lets hope you learn another language.
lpinhobr 4 years ago
one day lets hope you get out of your filthy shell. I already know 3 languages read and write, and 2 more spoken.
jasdevism 4 years ago
me too... ;-)
lpinhobr 4 years ago
Ya, I know 5 langs already (Portuguese is my mother, English and French are my best foreign lang) and I'm learning Russian now (Spasibo, Youtube!). Japanese is soooo haaaard (and Chinese, even the simplified version)... ._.
If these 3 videos had at least Spanish or Italian subtitles, I could understand them a bit. So far I recognized the word "automation" here in the 1st. LoL
AltSysRqSync 4 years ago
One day lets hope YOU pull YOUR boyfriends dick out of YOUR mouth & stop mumbling!
photofake 3 years ago