"But it's still out at that dry cleaners." Oh that shit shit is funny. Landsman was a funny fuckin character. Just the way he does the character is original. This show was relaistic as fuck. But if you think about the wire had some of the most colorful characters for any show, and it had a lot of characters, and they all seem natural. The power of good writing.
@iitsAsHBasH Jada Kiss is a real philosopher let me tell you lol. You quoting a fake ass corny rapper kid. The art of war teaches you how to win. WIN.
@ 3:38 wen Bird called McNulty a downtown white whore, The look on McNulty's face is fukkin priceless. It's like he's saying, "u black muthafukka".....lmfao !!
@BigManUtdJuveFan he testified against Bird because Bird killed an innocent person. Yes Omar didnt witness the Gant murder but he lied for the right reasons te testify against Bird.
I thought we were friends. HAHAHA!!!! And the look on his face before he exited the interrogation room should have given Bird a clue as to what was to happen next. To damn stupid i guess.
@donniedarkodevotte You need to see this show VERY badly! It is so, so good. SO GOOD! The plot is intricate, the characters are AMAZING, and it's got some great moments of humor. Also: Kima is made entirely of awesome.
Basically Avons muscle was mainly built up with psychotic killers who didn't give a fuck about human life or what happens to them. If soldiers like wee bey, stinkum, and bird were still on the streets and alive marlos crew wouldve been demolished
@BUCKSHOTBLACK00 ..your right..it was filmed in some crack, AIDS infested shithole where the 'crackers' have enough fucking brains to stay the fuck out.."Cracker"..lol!
@blankportraits Bird was very perceptive. LMAO!!!! He knew Kima was gay and he knew McNulty was a "downtown white whore". He was right on both counts.
@kathy1977 McNulty certainly fits the "white whore" description, but with how he pisses everyone off and does his own thing, he doesn't fit the downtown part
@you2be321 right...not sayin chris and snoop were not killers but bird was just as cold as they were. marlo and his coward ass people could not hold a candle to the killers from season 1. did you see how bird did brandon?
@ThaTrillMagician ok buddy, no offense i misinterpretted. i'm set to overreact to comments on youtube due to the number of tools that hang out here. hope you managed to chill since then!
dam i wish they woulda kept bird around longer. but seriously this is part of the reason for marlos take over. real ruthless niggas like bird bein locked up. it would have been nothin for bird to go to war with them stanfield bitches.
cause he was showing them such disrespect... they tore up the photo so they could bear his ass, then take a new picture so they were covered.... With all the dysfunction in that department, nothing is impossible...
No... Bey and Little Man shot Kima. Bey killed little man. Bird went away for killing the key witness in the the D'angelo trial, Gant. But when they get Bey, he tells them that HE killed Gant.
You're right... I'm going crazy. Yeah in that case it makes no sense that Bird is still in prison. Maybe he was released and followed his lifelong dream selling seafood in his own crab house.
BECAUSE PRINTS AND BULLETS MATCH THE GUN BIRD USED TO CLAP WILLIAM GANT WITH SO EVEN THE WEE-BAY TO THE WRAP FOR IT THE EVIDENCE SHOWS DIFFERENT AND POLICE DON'T BELIEVE THE CONFESSION
How does Bird know that Kima is a freak and a cunt eater?
mjonas10 10 hours ago
Fredro Starr ONYX
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"But it's still out at that dry cleaners." Oh that shit shit is funny. Landsman was a funny fuckin character. Just the way he does the character is original. This show was relaistic as fuck. But if you think about the wire had some of the most colorful characters for any show, and it had a lot of characters, and they all seem natural. The power of good writing.
bighairyballcases 2 weeks ago
Fuck u fat man
gooniegunclub187 2 weeks ago 3
BIRD = FREDO STARR
MrTupacmontana 3 weeks ago 2
Kima had a sweet look on her face at 4:12. She was just waiting to tear into Bird's ass.
Whatisright 1 month ago
The fat cop was in the room. Who ever said he wasn't is wrong.
AwesomeBlackGuyy 1 month ago
seasons later kima greggs would say the exact same thing to jay landsman, poor fat man
MagistrateOIFY 2 months ago
Justice, Motherfucker.
corsair831 2 months ago
4:17 who is he calling a fat fuck lol landsman wasnt in the room with them
LeBronForTheWin 3 months ago
@LeBronForTheWin Landsman was in there too. He was the one who closed the door
yungjj84 3 months ago
and the wire made me had the feds more than i already did smh!! fuck them fuckas
TheEaglesfanindc 3 months ago
suck my dick dike cunt cunt eater LMAO!!!
TheEaglesfanindc 3 months ago
one time i hated the cops on here
devore504 3 months ago
like jadakiss said, "a nigga that'll pop u and tell is a dangerous coward." nuff said.
iitsAsHBasH 3 months ago
@iitsAsHBasH Jada Kiss is a real philosopher let me tell you lol. You quoting a fake ass corny rapper kid. The art of war teaches you how to win. WIN.
deadlylyrx 4 weeks ago
This shit is a riot! Of course, in "post racial" Obama America, I'm sure he would've said "the [Baltimore] police acted stupidly."
MemphisConservative 4 months ago
@MemphisConservative shut up u dick sucking honky
devore504 3 months ago
lmao omar... "bird sho know how to bring it outta people dont he"
Skormm 4 months ago
F you fat man
wenceslao37 4 months ago
@ 3:38 wen Bird called McNulty a downtown white whore, The look on McNulty's face is fukkin priceless. It's like he's saying, "u black muthafukka".....lmfao !!
will434usmc 5 months ago
@will434usmc Bird was right about him though. He is a whore.
Whatisright 1 month ago
Every time something bad is about to happen to me, Cedric Daniels walks in the room and tears up a photograph of me first.
mtsingrenny 5 months ago 24
All he wanted was a fair one haha
jjabw 5 months ago
@jjabw did he give a fair chance to Gant when he killed him?
guddukhan 4 months ago
@guddukhan No, and none of that is relevant to me. Just stating after everything, that's all he wanted lol.
jjabw 4 months ago
A man must have a code. Don't watch if you hate the 'c word'. Just know that the person who is using it get's his. And then some.
citylife80 5 months ago
shiftee...
manofsteelpan 6 months ago
0:34 , 0:59 , 1:18 , 3:35 must see x)
Doze67 6 months ago
@Doze67
lol
Socijala02 2 months ago
1:27 BIIAATCH LOL
lol'd so hard, onyx what a G xD
Doze67 6 months ago
@Doze67
hahaha
Socijala02 2 months ago
ONYYYYYX!
TahRahJoh 6 months ago 2
@TahRahJoh yeah
ndc18 4 months ago
Bird is a mouthy scum bag and deserved a good beating.
rob14swans 6 months ago
LOL Bird is a hateful nigga.
sean311973 6 months ago
the man must have a code..
rajifusama 7 months ago
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i hated that fucking omar eversince he testified against bird.
BigManUtdJuveFan 7 months ago
i haed tht fucking omar eversince he testified against bird.
BigManUtdJuveFan 7 months ago
@BigManUtdJuveFan he testified against Bird because Bird killed an innocent person. Yes Omar didnt witness the Gant murder but he lied for the right reasons te testify against Bird.
NMtB4ev4 5 months ago in playlist The Wire
@BigManUtdJuveFan Me too
deadlylyrx 4 months ago
suck my dick,dike cunt. where's my lawyer at,freak,cunt eater.
chickentiger85 7 months ago 2
@chickentiger85 He was a very eloquent gentleman
mrmootheirrev 7 months ago 3
They put it in on Bird!!!
kevinjones238 7 months ago
I thought we were friends. HAHAHA!!!! And the look on his face before he exited the interrogation room should have given Bird a clue as to what was to happen next. To damn stupid i guess.
kevinjones238 7 months ago
"Fuck you fat man. I thought we were friends."
ajaggard 8 months ago 6
I love how Daniels (the straight man) gets ready tho whip this mawfuka and back up his team.
I love omar too man, he is one of the best characters, he a good man no doubt, smart too just born in the wrong place the wrong time.
colloredbrothers 9 months ago 4
@colloredbrothers Loved Daniels getting McNulty to step and stop Kima...LOL
tine214 8 months ago
BITCH BIATCH
Clownface125 9 months ago 7
FUCK YOU fat man!
gibbledman 9 months ago
Absolutely love Jay Landsman. Soooo funny.
CSIHoratioCaine 9 months ago
SLAM!!
ebinflow88 9 months ago
as snoop would say later in the hardware store
"you earned that bump like a muhfucka"
kaviraj 9 months ago
alex is weirdddddddd
MsRileyis 9 months ago
"I thought we were friends" LOL
Clownface125 10 months ago 2
Kima is BOSS
ASDMarauder007 10 months ago
I've never seen one episode of The Wire. How bad do I need to see this show? You fans need to tell me.
donniedarkodevotte 10 months ago
@donniedarkodevotte You need to see this show VERY badly! It is so, so good. SO GOOD! The plot is intricate, the characters are AMAZING, and it's got some great moments of humor. Also: Kima is made entirely of awesome.
Raksha38 10 months ago
1:00, i said that drunk to some dumb bitch at a bar and got a drink thrown on me and she got kicked out.... WINNING !
MrSkankaDank 10 months ago
Notice that Bird didn't have any words to say about Daniels. He knew it was game over the moment Daniels ripped his photo.
charlestonchewy 10 months ago 7
Haha, he knew McNulty was a man-whore.
PabzGLRP 10 months ago
I like how Omar didnt go at Bird. He used the police to snatch him up rather than get at him like Stink and Wee Bey. I wonder why? Is Bird that hard?
finarrykahn13 10 months ago 2
Quite unlike Daniel to participate in the beating.
thestranger4812 10 months ago
I don't know why but I thought it was hilarious when he goes "bitch.........beeotch"
davidpawar 11 months ago
4 people are downtown white whores.
CCubed1717 11 months ago 3
haha fuck you in all three holes
gimchimania 11 months ago
The look on Omars face, blatantly wanted a piece of Bird!
Airz18 11 months ago
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jekk23 11 months ago
bird sho know how to bring it outta people, don't he?
vidaloca2k4 1 year ago 27
cool i think the denise reading murder was in the book Homicide, also by David Simon.
i love all these little subtle allusions.
jesusftw 1 year ago
4:00 OH F*CK!
Wargoat6 1 year ago
Basically Avons muscle was mainly built up with psychotic killers who didn't give a fuck about human life or what happens to them. If soldiers like wee bey, stinkum, and bird were still on the streets and alive marlos crew wouldve been demolished
puppykiller206 1 year ago 7
"YOU FAT FUCK" LOL He was probably doing a body slam or something
laistar 1 year ago 4
they should have gave him a fair one but das always gonna be Bamboo
RichyJA 1 year ago
"A man must have a code"
"Oh no doubt"
BEST CONVERSATION EVER!!
Reqrezentin 1 year ago
Bunk: "Murders stay murder"
will434usmc 1 year ago
FREDROOOOOO STARRRRRRRRR
MZ2HOOD07 1 year ago
i think its hilarious everyone just knows keema is a lesbian
KojachBaumherr 1 year ago
@KojachBaumherr What's also hilarious is how Bird had McNulty pegged as a downtown White whore!
Shack83 1 year ago
1:27 : "Bitch..................BIATCH!"
TheBrrraaaah 1 year ago 7
@TheBrrraaaah HAHAHAHAHAA
Clownface125 10 months ago
"Yeah, so.. um.. we.. we wanted to hang,
the velvet back-drop with the Lexus and the pitt-bulls,
but it's still out at the dry-cleaners."
pRicEleSS!
thecalistallion 1 year ago 7
" a man must have a code"..great "as far as you need" ...priceless
tine214 1 year ago
" a man must have a code"..great
tine214 1 year ago
"Bird sure know how to bring it out in people..dont he?"" classic
tine214 1 year ago 5
hilarious
Maplesyrup41 1 year ago
LMAO AT 3:14. I love how McNulty was staring Bird down. Hell, Bird was NOT intimidated. He stared McNulty down right back. No fear at all. LOL.
kathy1977 1 year ago
"I'll tell you what. Gimmie this hand back, step to me and I'll fuck you all 3 holes" classic Gotta use that line on the next scank
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@Dogfacesoulja8582 You do your mother proud.
MrKobold77 1 year ago
Lol.. He called Kema a " Freak Biotch"! Lol.. It was funny also when, he said, if he keeps this up..., she'll cut his azz! Lol..
BklynJayL 1 year ago
Lmmfao.. It was sooooo funny when, I heard Byrd call McNulty a "DownTown White Whore" and, seeing the shocked expression on his face!!! Bahahaha..
BklynJayL 1 year ago
How did Bird know Kima was a lesbian????
khillz42 1 year ago 5
@khillz42 It's practically written all over her face! Lol..
BklynJayL 1 year ago 2
@BklynJayL Lol yeah true
khillz42 1 year ago
Ahhhh!!! Oooooh!!! You Fat Fuck!!!
Love it!
eastlondonaubs 1 year ago
All soldiers, all psychopathic tendencies.
SireBogart 1 year ago 4
ALL YOU CRACKERS STOP COMMENTING THIS SHIT WASNT FILMED IN SOME INCEST FILLED SUBURBS
BUCKSHOTBLACK00 1 year ago
@BUCKSHOTBLACK00 ..your right..it was filmed in some crack, AIDS infested shithole where the 'crackers' have enough fucking brains to stay the fuck out.."Cracker"..lol!
Anything you say 'porch monkey'.
WiseGuy5674 1 year ago
I can imagine Kima beating Bird's ass LMAO!
Crazymike1975 1 year ago
@Crazymike1975 i dont think so, bird is a lunatic.
johncena001 1 year ago
Gimme this hand and step to me, and I'll Fark you in all three holes!!! That was one of the hardest things I've ever heard....
buddywilson74 1 year ago
how did bird even know kima was gay?
blankportraits 1 year ago
@blankportraits Bird was very perceptive. LMAO!!!! He knew Kima was gay and he knew McNulty was a "downtown white whore". He was right on both counts.
kathy1977 1 year ago 63
@kathy1977 McNulty certainly fits the "white whore" description, but with how he pisses everyone off and does his own thing, he doesn't fit the downtown part
Smash255 8 months ago
@kathy1977 Kima isn't ugly.
ramonalejandrosuare 8 months ago 4
@kathy1977 And he knew jay was fat! WOAH
poopmcscoopface 8 months ago
'I thought we were friends'
Gets me everytime.
snakestorm123 1 year ago 3
dam just imagin them pussys from the stanfield crew goin to war with a nigga like bird. he would have burried chris and snoop.
247jerkoff 1 year ago
@247jerkoff bird is just a dumb dog barking... chris and snoop were ice cold killers
you2be321 1 year ago 5
@you2be321 right...not sayin chris and snoop were not killers but bird was just as cold as they were. marlo and his coward ass people could not hold a candle to the killers from season 1. did you see how bird did brandon?
247jerkoff 1 year ago
Landsman's smile while he taking Bird's picture is hilarious!! lol
Meela234 1 year ago
"murder stay murder" CLASSIC
will434usmc 1 year ago
Bird- "Yall going to at least give me a fair chance right?, C'mon don't do me like that man!" hahahahahahahahahahahahah lmaooooooooooooo
theone1087 1 year ago
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ThaTrillMagician 1 year ago
@ThaTrillMagician lol yeah whatever man you were definitely going around smoking crack and killing people when you were 11
samborub 1 year ago
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ThaTrillMagician 1 year ago
@ThaTrillMagician ok buddy, no offense i misinterpretted. i'm set to overreact to comments on youtube due to the number of tools that hang out here. hope you managed to chill since then!
samborub 1 year ago
@ThaTrillMagician LMAO Fierce like a pink shirt huh?
DGreen951 1 year ago
dam i wish they woulda kept bird around longer. but seriously this is part of the reason for marlos take over. real ruthless niggas like bird bein locked up. it would have been nothin for bird to go to war with them stanfield bitches.
Philly2dabone 1 year ago
Fuck Bird. Hopefully he's riding some big black dude named Jojo in prison. Bitch.
Brandon's death has been avenged with Stinkum dead, Weebay in prison, Stringer dead, and Bird in prison.
MarloStanfield10 1 year ago
"Bird sho know how to bring it out people...don't he?"
MrROLLO70 1 year ago
love it when the door closes abd they strart beating bird he still shouts out "YOU FAT FUCK" haha.
danielholt1984 1 year ago 35
i fuckin hate cops. beating ppl in handcuffs, cowardly bitches.
chefawkes 1 year ago
@chefawkes as opposed to the brave guy who's mouthing off to the cops because he 'thinks' they won't do anything to him for it.
hoydengirl 1 year ago
@hoydengirl
just because i think the cops are cowards doesn't mean i think the criminal is brave... jeez.
chefawkes 1 year ago
@chefawkes ok, good point
hoydengirl 1 year ago
3:14 LMAO
KingRell94 1 year ago
Bird comes off to me as borderline retarded.
RabidRhymes 1 year ago 8
@RabidRhymes lol I agree
illouie 1 year ago
no doubt! omar is the coolest guy in the wire!
slimzy1990 1 year ago
"fuck you fatman"
it's hilarious because in season 4 or 5 kima says the same thing to landsman and he replies "fatman, not original"
gauchebag 1 year ago 5
Fuck The Sopranos¡¡¡ The Wire rules¡¡
muertosdetumare 1 year ago 3
they SLAMmed Bird (pun intented)
hitch4645 1 year ago
bird was too gangsta 4 his self lol
coreyluv6 1 year ago
"so we wanted to hang the velvet back drop with the lexus and pitbulls" haha
sjmoney102183 1 year ago
Bird show know how to get it out of people don't he? LOL
WHODAT190 1 year ago 5
not even going to lie when bird starting getting the shit beat out of him I was laughing.
eleeschalow 1 year ago
bird belong in ONYX
tahthedon 1 year ago
fuck you fat man
TheGinoFavara 2 years ago
classic... lol
MGirl2006 2 years ago
Suck my dick, dyke cunt.... wheres my lawyer at .. freak, cunt eater.... ROFL
XjbiggsxX 2 years ago
@XjbiggsxX lesson #1 dont talk to cops like that until u have a lawyer present
buggeazy102 1 year ago
no offense to the actor that plays bird but that mother fucker is scary looking, wouldn't want to see him in a dark alley
wowz98 2 years ago 9
Thats freddro star from the rap group the onyx.. from the early 90's
magyare09 2 years ago
@magyare09
yeah remember when he was moesha's bad boy love interest hahaha
twentynothing 1 year ago
this guy? he's a kitten, i'd be scared shitless if brother mouzone would meet me. its the normal guys who tend to have completely loony qualities.
somberlight 2 years ago
@somberlight right with bird you know wat to expect its the unexpected you should be worried about
buggeazy102 1 year ago
@wowz98 yea he keeping it real tho if you wanna see more of him like this watch the movie trapped
buggeazy102 1 year ago
Can someone remind me of why Daniels, Greggs and Landsman beat up Bird?
knight7se7en 2 years ago
cause he was showing them such disrespect... they tore up the photo so they could bear his ass, then take a new picture so they were covered.... With all the dysfunction in that department, nothing is impossible...
XjbiggsxX 2 years ago
lol because he was madd disrespectful... lol thats what cops do all the time.. you talk shit they fuck you up..
magyare09 2 years ago 6
@knight7se7en duh?
buggeazy102 1 year ago
"fucking charmer, this one"
... and that's an understatement :O
tsartodd 2 years ago
the show has more memorable characters than any other... but bunk and mcnulty are the best =)
lintownboy 2 years ago
Bird got worked harder than a car alarm in the projects.
flukes777 2 years ago 8
that's Fredro Starr lol
Pyromaniac721 2 years ago 2
This scene was hilarious. "Fuck you, fat man!" Jay's reaction was great.
KleWdSide 2 years ago 34
@KleWdSide I hate that fat detective, he reminds me of a douchebag detective in my town.
MrMikeyboy1002 1 year ago
I love the Wire fullstop
biggerrerint 2 years ago 5
If you want more of Bird's performance...check out his supporting role in Strapped with Bokeem Woodbine. That's Bird in his element haha.
Apexed818 2 years ago
'fuck you, fat man'
'suck my dick, dyke-cunt'
'cunt-eater'
'you got one chance, you stupid motherfucker'
'i'll tell you what, give me this hand back and step to me, and i'll fuck you in all 3 holes'
'eat my shit first, you downtown white whore'
'take this ugly-ass cunt-eater with you too'
nothing but classic, legendary quotes
JMVEntertainment 2 years ago 12
"Bird sure know how to bring it outta people don't he?" LMAO!!!
FingazInc 2 years ago 10
if they let him go he could fucked one of them up
tbo9190 2 years ago
yeah only one individual
JMVEntertainment 2 years ago 4
Bunk: You're my eyeball witness, huh? Why you step on this.
Omar: Bird trifling, basically.
SuperNugg98 2 years ago 8
lol at bird's hilarious ongoing barrage of insults
LTmattYT 2 years ago 6
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whats sad those bitch ass cops are like that for real i hate cops very few are good .
pebbles7100 2 years ago
LOL Bird is hilarious
unlinkedthunder 2 years ago
Bird is a scary fucker. Good actor.
downdavyjoneslocker 2 years ago 8
how can you say he was scary?those bitchass cop all of them on one person handcuffed come on now.
pebbles7100 2 years ago
i love how even daniels gets in on it lol
Jackbauer346 2 years ago 35
I don't know about that mouth, that shit just get you in trouble, I ain't got nothing to say works a lot better.
lmut1009 2 years ago 4
birds harddd
cwright1991 2 years ago 4
Didn't WeeBay take the heat for William Gant? Why did Bird stay locked up?
stjuice1160 2 years ago
He was being charged with attempted murder of Kima and killing Orlando. Bey copped to pretty much everything else lol
enciam 2 years ago
Yeah, I know... but when he copped to everything else, that would mean that the charges Bird wen away for should have been voided out.
stjuice1160 2 years ago
Why? Bird was charged for shooting Kima and Orlando because KIMA identified him, nothing to do with Bey.
enciam 2 years ago
No... Bey and Little Man shot Kima. Bey killed little man. Bird went away for killing the key witness in the the D'angelo trial, Gant. But when they get Bey, he tells them that HE killed Gant.
stjuice1160 2 years ago 4
You're right... I'm going crazy. Yeah in that case it makes no sense that Bird is still in prison. Maybe he was released and followed his lifelong dream selling seafood in his own crab house.
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@stjuice1160
BECAUSE PRINTS AND BULLETS MATCH THE GUN BIRD USED TO CLAP WILLIAM GANT WITH SO EVEN THE WEE-BAY TO THE WRAP FOR IT THE EVIDENCE SHOWS DIFFERENT AND POLICE DON'T BELIEVE THE CONFESSION
JRilla1879 2 years ago