obama makes marijuana legal

[OrganNLou]

Whats wrong with that?

[youngmoney4890]

LAMEST

ACTOR

MOVIE/VIDEO MAKER

EVER

MAN U LAMES AS F#%K

[fatmandance84]

@youngmoney4890 nigger



[MrAlexortiz23]

@fatmandance84 yuh ah racist pussy werd t2 motha son 

[ShaqqeeLowk]

the only thing good about this was the sperm joke and the last part when SOAD starts playing..

[100tonchampion]

well sir we are negroes.....

[BigBadDipper]

obama is a fucking nigger that has no idea wut hes doing. how the fuck did a chimpanze even get elected president?

[Sarki234]

@BigBadDipper bcos ur parents(pigs) can not change the destiny

[Sarki234]

@BigBadDipper bcos ur parents(pigs) can not change the destiny pig!!

[christinerules4ever]

lol this is old but.......

What do u call white ppl running down a hill? avalanche!

what do u call mexicans running down a hill? mudslide!

what do u call black ppl running down a hill? jailbrake!!!

[mjfan123100]

lol im just kidding

[mjfan123100]

im black im affended , also FUCK YOU, dude i wouldnt have said that if it wasnt for this vid so FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!!!!

[jody8n]

your spelling sucks....stupid fuck!!!!

[ObamaInMyFields]

Fuck the black parasites of humanity!!!!

[Peter020264]

youre sick

[harry811]

How do you wave to a one arm nigger up in a tree?

[apon0320]

offended not affended u fukin retards. hahaha

[reynaa212]

this sucked nazifag

[shantibloo]

"Please don't be AFEENDED if YOUR black"

I am sure they won't, may be you should.

[MrBugaz]

i thought thay where funny keep it up

p.s. WHITE POWER

[JmH551]

These are okay jokes, but you should have payed more attenion in 2nd grade spelling.

[smileyinjax]

that was fuckin funny

[oklahomaduckwhacker]

god thats awesome i see and hear those same jokes all the time and they never get old cause all niggers are worthless

[themw2pwner1]

ha so true

[Sexyboyz1231]

I got the best joke....…......ready..........­.NIGGERS!!!!!!!HAhhahhahhahaha­hahhshAhhaahhahahahhahahahhaha­hahahhaha

[74karonligon]

White boys are so fuckin lame........

[godsmacked1000]

lame! wat u say wen u see your tv floatin round in your livin room at night? drop it nigga

[curlingisgay]

i heard all these before there so old

[fatmandance84]

that cause the video is old

[TheJakeOff]

only the shotgun and the one in a million were funny...the rest are pretty unoriginal

[357countryboy]

obamas not cool & if your afended by a joke ur stupid

i can listen 2 honky jokes all day & not b afended

[phillyfufi]

WORST JOKES I EVER HEAD.....

[xSoulSquadx]

no funny at all!

[blackgold161]

What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle? A Dope Ring!

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA

What does a white man do at the club? Pout while all the colored folk are bumpin & grindin with all of his fine white bitches.

Whats the difference between a white man and a snake? One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snakeWhats the flattest surface to iron your jeans on? A white girls ass!Why did white people

[NR1animefan]

@blackgold161 hahahahhahah XD im white and those made me laugh specially the one bout satan spawn <3

[christinerules4ever]

All of them are good but the white man and a snake one is too far

[blackgold161]

These arent mne I was looking for jokes and i found these.

[bachjupp]

im not black and i am offended.... that there arent more jokes.. ahahahahahahaha

[fatmandance84]

well since your a dumbass i have to tell you this my self... there are more jokes... go on more from fatmandance84

[outlawedman]

hey you dumbass honky son of a bitch how bout i sick my nigger on you.

[RanDaMan918]

How do you smile and wink at a nigger at the same time? aim a gun.

how long does it take for a black bitch to take a shit? 9 months.

Why do niggers have such big noses? thats were god put his foot pullin there tails off.

Whats long and black? Welfar line.

Why do niggers always think bout sex? cuz their covered in pubic hairs.

Why dont niggers take asprin? they dont wanna pic the cotton.

What do you call a nigger in a tree with a suitcase? branch manager.

FUCK NIGGERS

[sgallz07]

@RanDaMan918 wtf you keep saying niggers why do you want to offend people. america ? im guessing there usually the worst go irish XD

[thekev5412]

@RanDaMan918 damn right!

[Sarki234]

@RanDaMan918 fuck u racist...am black and am proud of who i am .....

[Ozliver420]

offended u big girl

[psizovrak282]

I'm black and I'm affended

[fatmandance84]

didnt mean to affend you..

[xXxQxXx4life]

Offended

[killahhoee]

chop suey is by system of a down

[kyleelyk66]

funny shit... what do u call a bunch of niggers hanging from a tree....... antique farm equiptment. hahahaha

[PrideofWhitey]

Or.... southern lawn decor lol

[jasonfreeto]

I wonder how black ppl talk with their tongues, like u know how they make click sounds

i wish i knew how to talk aff-rii?-canian???

anyway, you should put a black person clicking thier tounge at the end of the next vid

[dan2col]

Your an idiot you cant spell and your 28 years old. Grow up.

[jasonfreeto]

cool you gave me a profile view. thank you!!!!, and if im not 28, just look at my videos. look at the person in each vid

[sharda8474]

women women womeeeen!! enough with the bitching and moaning how about you stop destroying english and learn how to spell before you talk about what you are talking about. just a thought..

[independantable]

what song is this?

[fatmandance84]

enter sandman by metallica

[arrghgarry]

they are not funny ,very immature .stupid child

The average African speaks 4 languages ! how many do you speak ? Dumbass !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!barely 1

[fatmandance84]

i speak 3 you faggot... how many do you speak...

[arrghgarry]

That is still less than the average African and seeing as one of them is fucking bullshit you are down to two you fucking front brained shithead.If you are going to makae raqcist okes at least make them, funny ,Hiowever being able to make funny jokes takes brains and you are sadly lacking in many skills .

[ltzp2]

your the dumb ass mother fucker, who thought it was a good idea to click on a video called "black jokes" and post a coment telling them its racist, i mean realy?

[arrghgarry]

I mean realY, it`s that the best TAG phrase you can come up with do you live with your grandma ? because your slut of amother ran of with a black guy and this led to your hatred of black people ,you sad pathetic bastard,WELL REALLY what a fucking wanker

[ltzp2]

hey retard, you must have forgot to take your "thinking pills" because not in one sentance did say, or infer, that i hate black people, so get your faggit ass, dick sucking, mother fucing, retarted ass tail, and go pretend that your black somewhere els.

[ltzp2]

i dont think you should be talking, 2 reasons

1. you can only talk 1 laguage so i dontwant to hear it.

2. english is the most dificult, well understood, and fluent laguage in the world, dont call it bull shit just because white people use it.

[ltzp2]

hey dumbadd, i think you should get your gay ass out of her, considerig you only speak one language, btw these jokes refer mainly to african americans, who usualy only speak one language,

good fight.

[sonnabend2]

hmmm they can speak so many languages but they cant make more then 10 cents a day personaly id rather be able to speak english and most africans cant write...

[Wanker232]

They are more screwed up than funny.

[aarono666]

they're not funny. you've wasted yours and my time

[skateworks69]

thats fuckin halirous!!!

[JRWRaiders001]

wat do u call 3 niggers running down a hill

jail break :)

[Anon2168]

LMAO!

[ltzp2]

not funny, this is fucking anoying, everyone on the fucking planet knows that fucking joke,keep your copied bullshit off of these videos.

[billy061695]

why does beyonce sing to the left to the left?

becuz black people have no rights!

(im not raccist i just find these jokes funny)

[lj1591]

wow dont u mean OFFENDED freakin dumb ass

[snoopdogplaya36]

why

[fatmandance84]

why what

[snoopdogplaya36]

dude because, why are you so funny and im not haha

[fatmandance84]

haha thanks

[jasonfreeto]

lol only 7000 views hahah!

[panchito673]

y do black ppl all ways sag "becasue niggas spells saggin back words

[jasonfreeto]

muahahahahah >:)

[Baroness16]

uhm.. he spelled offended wrong.

[fatmandance84]

i know...

[Hardyboyz32200]

danm niger s dont belong anyway

[fatmandance84]

fuck you.....

[RaiderHater729]

This stupid fuck who made this video can't even spell properly. I bet he got gang raped by a bunch of blacks now he is mad.

[fatmandance84]

nope... that happened to ur mom

[MosesMLM]

lame comeback lol

[Despys]

woo woo,im gonna hurt you in about 3 weeks.

[HeadToucher]

I heard these jokes before. And they're not jokes, they're riddles. And they're not funny. That White gay dude that auditioned for American Idol wearing his dod Fire man uniform is FUNNY!

[fatmandance84]

hey dumbass.. these are jokes..... not riddles ...

[HeadToucher]

No you retard, you dont know the difference.

Here's a joke: A black guy is selling sun screen to White folks for 100$ a bottle. A Whiteguy says: "Wow thats alot for sunscreen. The blackguy says: "Its all natural ingredients,it takes me a month to make 1 bottle. Just rub some on your hand and see how it feels" The White guys says: "Wow this does feel nice and effective on my skin, what do you use to make this stuff" The black guy says " I just use my hand and a porno movie"

[fatmandance84]

no... a riddle is when i question u.... like this... a farmer had a bag of corn, a goose, and a wolf... he needed to get them across a riverthat was a 100 feet deep.... but he only had a boat that can only hold 2 people..... how did he them across safley and alive.... dont reply until u get the right anwer.....

[HeadToucher]

Dumbass, you just said a riddle is when you tell a question. Well, one of your "jokes" ask the question on why don't well eat niggers? smh. The riddle you posted just has a more descriptive question.

[fatmandance84]

thats a joke... like what do you call flying migdet.... super short or somthing... idk about that joke... it sucked.. haha... but thats a joke... a riddle is supposed to give you a headache... a brain teaser....

[Baroness16]

they just got in. because a goose & a wolf.. well, they aren't people. right? reply if im right please. i realy wanna know.

[fatmandance84]

sorry wrong... i meant to say seats not people.....

[fatmandance84]

oh and because the wolf would eat the goose....

[elmato14]

wow this is sad

[prodigywashere]

why do black people watch these kind of videos if they know they won't like them?

[TheFive0six]

whats black blue orange yellow green and brown ..?

the nigger hanging in my front yard ill paint him any god dam color i want to

[40753168]

you spelled offended wrong first off, second in that instance, "your" is supposed to be "you're". and i myself am black, you friggin idiot

[fatmandance84]

well sorry..... but i made this video a while ago....... im not racist..... i just had no ideas and i made a bet who could get more views in a month..... i won buy a 100... but im not doing that anymore... i do webcams now... :D

[stupidpinhead]

this was the crapest video i ever seen it was a wast of my life if i had to wach it again i would put a bullet in my skull

[jasonfreeto]

gayy

[donkin222]

these jokes are awesome

[fatmandance84]

hey guys.. i have bad news.. some pussy flagged me and my black jokes 2 video was deleted... so i stopped making my black jokes 3 movie so i can complain and get my video back but i couldnt..so im going to make a new black jokes 2 video..again...send me jokes so i can put them on ...please

[crazytrain2u]

whats the least selling thing in ethiopia?

after dinner mints

what do you get when you mix a nigger and a mexican?

a kid too lazy to steal

what is the least selling item in harlem?

father's day cards

[fatmandance84]

the last joke i heard i a different way..

whats the most confusing day in harlem...

fathers day

[prosk8ter73]

your vid is cool

[SlipknotMetal777]

what do you call a black girl who is going into labor? (constapated)

[crazytrain2u]

Why did god invent cum?

so niggers would know when to stop

how do you keep a nigger from jumping on the bed?

put velcro on the ceiling

the other day i was leaving a grocery store and saw a nigger trying to rob a old white woman in the parking lot. i saved her life. i threw him a basketball

[holiatr67xxo]

yuo are a genuine asshole

go fuck yourself

^^

your jokes suck balss anyway

douche

[fatmandance84]

hey... to who ever reads this comment... im making a vid so i need help with jokes... reply with a joke and i'll put special thanks to you on my vid....

[fatmandance84]

sorry i cant reply to every comment but im trying so im going to reply to 5 comments

[moondancer1122]

i hate niggers but only 1 or 2 of these are actually funny...............

[fatmandance84]

if you dont like them i dont really care..... i just made this vid because i had nothing to do...so since i had good # of views i made a new vid.... now im working on a new video called "black jokes 3" who ever likes these jokes you should check out the new video in about a week..mabye 2

[CoD4evr]

what do you call a black priest?

holy shit!

if a fat black guy and a skinny black guy jump off a cliff at the same time, who hits the ground first?

who gives a fuck?!?!?!?!?

[pmac702]

haha white people cant scrap for shit but love to act hard on the internet lol dumb mother fuckers lol

[fatmandance84]

its fun but im not raciest...sorry

[MosesMLM]

hmm I'm not racist, but you obviously are, I just wanna say, just as many white guys can fight as black guys, you know why? because skin color don't matter, you saying white guys can't fight is only being racist, and what are you doing now?, you are also acting hard on the internet are you not?

[BoredWhiteBoii]

actually it does! Have you ever tried fighting a nigger at night?

[MosesMLM]

yeah, he pulled a gun so I used martial arts and crushed his wind pipe lol

[pmac702]

what do you call a cracker eatin a cracker.... canabolism lol

[crackencody]

the last song is chop suey by system of a down. obviously u dontknowwho sublime is

[fatmandance84]

yea i know i made a mistake... i had to hurry for a football game so i just put it.....

[maidenisthashit]

FUNNIEST JOKE

How long does it take a black chick to take a shit??

9 MONTHS AHAHAHAHAHA

[xboxhalo7]

heres mine

whats the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead nigga on the road?

the dog has skidmarks leading to it... lol

[fatmandance84]

cool joke...im gathering jokes to put on my next vid

[krazym4n]

lol fking nigger im suprised you know how to read!!

[rockoutloud423]

second was funniest

[pmac702]

well of cource white people gotta b racist but mostly on the internet cuz they scared 2 say it 2 a black person face but i guess what u exspect from a dumb pussy bitch lol

[fatmandance84]

that was funny and ur right... id like chimp948 to do that...

[xboxhalo7]

no they say it on teh internet becuz blk ppl cant afford computers...

[SplitThoughtFilms]

owch nigga hater

[fatmandance84]

im not a nigger hater... i dont call people nigger...ur probally a nigger hater....

[crackencody]

u got digitally pwned by xboxhalo7

[chimp948]

ahaaa fuck you ya daft bastard who the fuk likes niggers

[october3rd09]

the whale shit joke was pretty funny

[gangsta647]

what did the black boy get for christmas? -my wallet how do you get a black guy to where a condom? -put a nike symble on it how do you get a black guy down from a tree? -cut the rope what do you call a school bus full of black people? -a rotten banana what do you call a bunch of white people sitting on a bench? -the nba why are black people good at basketball? - they can run, shoot, and steal..... lol

[fatmandance84]

i put one of your jokes on my new video... im ganna send it 2 U....i said it was from you

[gangsta647]

thanks!!! lol

[chimp948]

they dont fukin belong here neither to pakies n chinks i hate the bastards they come over here demandin food shelter and money and they dont get a job the bastards...us glorius white people go to work to ern muny for out family and food for our family not for them black cunts!

[fatmandance84]

they not cunts.... they just black people with really big lips...

[shanteisha2]

shut the fuck up u illiterate motherfucker go learn to spell "glorious" fucking idiot. the time u took to post this u would have paid attention in class...fucking loser...if i know u...ohhhh

[chimp948]

wot do you call a nigger on a bike?

theif!

[Mrjerco]

ok now why Mexico have a good olempic team cuz any mexcan that can run jump or swim is already in the u s of a. Ok good night evryone

[TheMacedonianLegend]

why dont u run over a black mans bike wif ur car

coz it might be urs

[thefatfreeto863]

cool video... i agree... he is racist...

[cenncom]

the only thing niggers are good for is bein our slaves

[fatmandance84]

dood thats just racist... im not racist... i just say black jokes... but i dont say their my slaves.... you should know by now that we have a black president.... if obama had a chance i bet he put you in jail for saying they are your slaves... dont watch my videos again.. you dont deserve to

[shanteisha2]

the only thing u are good for u piece of shit is talking shit...go fuck urself or better yet fucking die

[cenncom]

eat shit before i make you my slave nigger. your black ass should know better than to mouth off

[nazooer]

We have Washingtons face on the $1 bill, Lincon's on the $5 dollar bill, and now we have a face to put on the food stamps!

[99wcftw99]

haha keep makin jokes i think there funny lol fuckin niggas haha, what u call a black preist?, holy shit!

[fatmandance84]

haha.. thanks.. im gettin alot of jokes from people so i can put them on my next video

[curtisdonthurtus]

check out my profile i have some off the wall jokes on there .... and nigger jokes and i play the nigger

[NATElSNOTDEAD]

How do you save a drowning nigger?

You dont

What do you throw a drowning nigger?

His wife and children

[fatmandance84]

i'll have this in my next vid..

[Smiley6669]

Funny and so true :)

[fatmandance84]

hahaha..lol

[xmistertesticlesx]

this video is so cool..... i wish i would have tought of those.... keep on making videos...

[pompadom86]

wow i wish u guys wud say dis shit 2 "niggers" faces

[Fromseedtosmoke]

juss a lil joke..this black kid painted himself white for halloween and he showed his dad "dad look im white his dad beat the shit out of him and said go show ur mom,he shows his mom "mom look im white mom beats the shit out of him n says go show ur grandpa so he goes "grandpa look im white he beats the shit out of him n says go to ur room for 10 min and tell us what you learned... he comes back and they ask him what he learned n he goes... well ive been white for 15min and alredy hate 3 niggers

[fatmandance84]

thanks man for this cool joke... im gonna put it on my next video...i'll say i got it from you.... reply

[DillonEn]

nigger hater

[fatmandance84]

my newest video is black jokes 2... by fatmandance84...go on it if you liked my jokes

[fatmandance84]

yes i know i spelled it wrong but ... its funny... and yes chop suey is by system of a down...mistake

[Rare92Mustang]

HAHAHAHAHAHA those were pretty funny, I loved the third one!

[Aksukii]

You spelt offended wrong, you racist downer. And chop suey is by System Of a Down.

Prick.

[tjslayer69]

not very original