hbi2k's House of Horrors

[Riptide555]

What version of Because the Night is that at 1:40?

[bobojack83]

It's Nail!

[YorkJonhson]

The use of Hellsing, Berserk, and Gantz were brilliant. And the Portal duet wins it all. lol

I always look this up around Halloween.

[Z0M3GA]

Babidi as Saddam from South Park caught me off guard and I busted out laughing Lol

[bobfreeze]

whats the anime with the guy in the red suit, i know he is a vampire. also whats the song at 4:04

[nate556]

@bobfreeze That anime is called Hellsing, the song played at 4:04 is called The Positronic Pimp. You can find it on Youtube.

[SageVallant]

Oh, god, the George of the Jungle bit. Totally forgot about that one.

[sudahi51]

wat was anime with the dude with red cloack and hat and all the blood?

[Ashnazgul15]

@sudahi51 Hellsing, although if you want the good version, go watch the Hellsing Ultimate OVAs

[sudahi51]

@Ashnazgul15 thank u

[sudahi51]

@Ashnazgul15 thank u

[RaptureKing1]

@sudahi51 Hellsing Ultimate

[NARUTOKINGDOM4143]

that is the show form

252

and that song as amazing

[JTheOrangeSamurai]

whats the song at 2:47

[msnerfking]

you done goof'd

[RebootRebooted]

What was the anime with the the pumpkin king clip?

[CMJsamurai]

@RebootRebooted the Cowboy Bebop Movie: Knocking on heave's door

[theoneguyoverthere]

Great video. The Bad Religion bit with Berserk was kind of heartbreaking, though.

[devin7765]

what id the song at 3:08

[TheOverlordPlayer]

@devin7765 Still Alive

[TheOverlordPlayer]

some1 tell me from what shows are the:

Still alive thing

George of the jungle

[00Clank]

@TheOverlordPlayer Still Alive is from Portal, George of the Jungle is form George of the Jungle.

[TheOverlordPlayer]

@00Clank A smart guy eh? or you didnt get it....

[00Clank]

@TheOverlordPlayer I'm extremely far from being a smart guy...so yeah, I don't get it.

[RoninOfDeath]

@TheOverlordPlayer the anime used with still alive was Big O and the George one was one of the vampire hunter D movies. Was that what your looking for?

[TheOverlordPlayer]

@RoninOfDeath yes. thank you

[thatguyintheheadband]

Wait a minute, is Gantz living with you?

[TheOverlordPlayer]

hmmm....this little video has proven without doubt that alucard is a perv

[hbi2k]

@TheOverlordPlayer Did you SEE the Rip Van Winkle fight? I don't think he needed me to prove that. (-:

[TheOverlordPlayer]

@hbi2k exactly what i was thinking

[TheistMew]

@hbi2k Vanilla Ice?!

[RollandsGhost]

Whats the song at 3:52

[chowlie95]

What version of "Because the Night" is this? I can't find it anywhere.

[FalconFlyer69]

@chowlie95 it's by cascada

[00Clank]

For the life of me I cannot find which version of Because The Night you used.

[Zero2o1o]

Oh my god that was one the greatest video I've seen hbi2k is still one of the abridgeder ever. That was so funny, I couldn't stop for two whole minutes.

[12Sand15]

i cant watch hellsing anymore when the major is up without thinking of spike jones now. im not sure wether to be angry or amazed

[SteveElOtaku]

"The one with M. Bison and the bottle of Thousand Island dressing?"

I don't know why, but that killed me.

[TheEmpress666]

This is absolutely hilarious. First time I've seen hbi2k's stuff, too. :)

[WesternWhiteWolf]

Where did the "gloomy church" song bit come from?

[00Clank]

@WesternWhiteWolf It's from the song 'Lonely Pew', from Reefer Madness.

[00Clank]

@TherealMrChristophel Big O.

[TherealMrChristophel]

@00Clank thanks

[sup3rsag3]

What's the song from 3:50 to 4:00? I recognize the anime, but not the song.

[00Clank]

@sup3rsag3 Lonely Pew from Reefer Madness.

[ffox91]

whats the anime at 3:07

[ForgottenTennyo]

Big O

[ffox91]

whats the anime at 3:07

[Joshtika18]

What's the song at 4:03?

[Slave2thedrago]

"sorrow" ftw I love that song.

[wererat2000]

i don't remember some of those clips from hellsing, was there a spin off, or am i just missing alot?

[sathfronDP4L]

those were from the ova's which is based off the actual manga

[HyStixs]

What' the anime that's being to played to Still Alive?

[Pwner10144]

Big O >.>

[TherealMrChristophel]

@Pwner10144 O.O...i thought it was batman...

[Gauldoth]

The Big O

[LordAzrael4200]

Does anyone know what song was playing during the second Big O clip? I would be very appreciative for the information.

[Gauldoth]

The Positronic Pimp, by Futuristic Sex Robotz.

[dragonlibrarian]

Because the night...belongs to zombies!"

[BusterFenrir7]

Man, I really love all the hellsing clips

especially RIp Van Winkles.

[TheGreyFox13]

"GO GREEN,MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!"

Dis vid is so funny!!!!!

[roxis87]

hay, can any one tell me the name of the second song in, the one with the berserk clip?

[raptorgames]

1 Read the description next time and see if it has a link.

2 Sorrow.

[Cryptorchild92]

@roxis87' wont get fooled again' by the who .....a gr8 band from the 60's....

[bobfreeze]

whats the song from 4:00 to 4:14

[nate556]

@bobfreeze just look up "data rap" here on you tube, you should find it.

[13yond13day]

How in the hell did you come up with the bagle joke? It's like pure awesomeness.

[swizzyiscool]

From his Gantz series. Bagels also look like condoms, just edible. (Don't prove me wrong in another 2 guys 1 condom video)

[Lulzman69]

GO GREEN, MOFOGAS!

[GrayTengu]

Cool video, man.

By the by, was that a remix of 'I Wanna Dance with Somebody' or the original? Because if that was a remix, I'd like to know who did it.

[tmacsmash]

What is the super man song the Nazi's from Van Hellsing are singing?

[twilightwindwaker]

At 1:48 you hear the words "as the sun descends" but the thing in the background is the moon not the sun. Did he just say I f**k bagels on the shelf 4:52? (what song is he singing?)

[rommel175]

you know what, it looks like the sun with how yellow it is, so STFU

[NocandNC]

I think the whole idea behind the clip was that the moon was up, meaning that the sun had descended...

[animafan78]

whats the songs at 0:34 and at 1:41

[tmacsmash]

Sorrow by Bad Religion

Because the Night Patti Smith

[Gauldoth]

Is the lucky charms part from Austin Powers?

[rommel175]

yes

[MolimoKuja]

Is that really you screaming at 2:17 ?

Also, what's with the tongues in Hellsing? Are they all related to Gene Simmons or something?

[VIOLET1518270]

lolz, now i wanna watch hellsing

[Crudblud89]

The Big O clips were a pleasant surprise, good work.

[Luarvic]

AMV HELL SUCKS

[VivaZeus]

what is 2:47 about??

[nitemaric]

i actualy prefere this then amv hell

[linkzeldi]

Hey the I am the pumpkin king clip was from cowboy bebop right... which episode?

[nate556]

I think, now i am not 100%, it's been about 4 years since i watched anything Cowboy Bebop. But, i'm pretty sure it was from the movie.

[twilightwindwaker]

Because I really love to *************. They are always after me lucky charms. I **** slowly slowly slowly.... What is the song at 1:39. What are you screaming about now? That sandman scene isn't that bad. I saw a Vampire hunter D scene :D. I could not imagine D doing that. Faster faster faster it is so exciting. At 4:46 it looks like she has a sex face.

[KyutiHuni]

^_^ me like hellsing, you get money for using them! YAYZ

[nate556]

you know, that "What would an androud say about his favorite pussy" song kind of reminds me of this song i saw on Malcolm in the Middle.

In the episode, Malcolm had beaten up a 2nd grader, and went to three different religions soul-searching. They had this cool montage of their answers making them rhyme.

I was entertained.

[bateryacidinc]

what version of still alive is that? I can't find it anywhere

[hbi2k]

It's made up of clips spliced together from the JoCo and GlaDOS versions to form a duet. There are quite a few versions like that floating around, but I had to make my own so that the right lines would be sung by the male and female voices.

[AsylumDog]

@hbi2k What show did you get those clips from? it looks kinda cool. plus the guy she's running with kinda looks like Phoenix Wright if he smoothed his hair a bit.

[bobfreeze]

@AsylumDog thes The name of that anime is " The big O"

[Calypis]

@bateryacidinc its the original. the one used in portal is a remake.

[DUHProdcutionsManagr]

What is that song Alucard is singing?

[nate556]

It's a Patti Smith song called "Because the Night."

[radditz17]

what song is 4:03

[novidsjustposts]

the Big O and HellSing clips really fit the songs

[Llandner]

i've never watched hellsing.....is it good?

[evilelvin1]

epic win dude this vid is badass

[Haseo13576]

3:59 thats hot

[TmSwyer]

Totally boner inspiring.

[Killergirllove]

well, there is 2 versions, idk which one this is, but its:

Because the night- Patti Smith and Cascada sang it too.

[lordguy5]

i watched all of the hellsing anime but some of these scenese i never saw...... there was 13 episodes please tell me what i missed

[finalfantasyVII101]

its not from the anime its from the OVA i believe

[YorkJonhson]

They're actually scenes from Hellsing Ultimate. The series done right.

[nate556]

Honestly, I liked the original more. I've only seen the 1st DVD though(I dunno why i just didn't download it, like i always do) and it seems incredibly rushed, and most of the stuff happening in it is just out of place. Wheras in the original, everything is much more detailed.

[YorkJonhson]

Not to mention the original was over 50% filler.

[nate556]

By filler... do you mean more detailed ?

Besides... I've been watching Hellsing Ultimate, and there is a big difference in plot there. The story lines are so very different.

[finalfantasyVII101]

whats the song at 3:54

[lordguy5]

I wonder also

[finalfantasyVII101]

what's the anime at 3:10

[SpectrumWarriorR]

Big O

[MolimoKuja]

I've got one question.....What's with the tongues in Hellsing? I mean.....Dam.

[NeverAloneForever]

hbi2k is the God of AMV makers. Which is good since I hate them all(besides these obviously).

[No1ofgreatimportance]

Dude, it's been a while since I've watched this vid......And it's still Funny as Hell!

[butler6278]

ausome

[davidenelson]

hbi2k where did you get the text to speech voice 4 gantz

[rommel175]

probably the iSpeak on a mac

[fenrir7139]

It comes with the PC, if I recall correctly...

[rommel175]

(I think it's called iSpeak)

[TweekMorgan4dictator]

It does. It's called microsoft sam on a pc, though. I've used it a few times... just for cheap laughs, though.

[cybersaiyan]

I must've watched this 30 times by now, yet I can't get bored of it no matter how hard I try!

WHAT'VE YOU DONE, HBI2K?!

[roxis87]

could you send me a list of the sings in the video i really like some of them

[CBBBAbridged]

how did I miss this?! so funny!

[takzzzzzz]

after the sand man thing that that part with a song that said "super duper super man" a lot. was that a nazi cat girl !? what anime is that from. holy shit

[Gauldoth]

Hellsing. And it's a catboy. Yes, it's shocking, I know.

[hbi2k]

Technically speaking I think he's a werewolf.

[SamuseXtreme]

I think Werwolf is Schrödingers unit name. Im fairly certain those are cat ears, on his head. The Captain is the only werewolf, in Hellsing.

[BalmungSama0]

Yeah, he's a cat. Infact, he's named after a fmous physicist who came up with a quantum/philosophical paradox called Schrodinger's Cat.

[MolimoKuja]

The cat is both dead and alive until you check, then it is decided.

[hbi2k]

MC Hawking explained it best.  "I'll stuff you in a box like Schrodinger's Cat / You'll be dead and alive until such a time as that / I check and make the wave function collapse / And if you still ain't dead, I'll cap your ass." (-:

[CrazyforCookies]

Schrodinger is a catboy alright, have you noticed the cat like habits and traits he has in the anime and manga?

[Gawain4991]

@hbi2k

No, he's a catboy. The only werewolf in the series is The Captain.

[jthecrimson]

whts the name of the song irite before the naruto sandman scene

[rommel175]

the beggining made me LOL

[kargunnerbravo]

That was awsome.

[HelloKittyHK94]

Ne1 know where to get a good MP3 off 'Because the Night' from only Linda O??

[hbi2k]

Amazon. That's where I got mine.

[HelloKittyHK94]

^^ thanks alot!

[MolimoKuja]

hbi2k.....Are you ever gonna do Hellsing Abridged? Or finish Gantz for that matter?

[BurningEclipse77]

He's stated he will not do Hellsing. Not enough in ultimate, to much filler in the original.

[MolimoKuja]

1. Aww.....Ohh well.

2. You're shitting me? Well, that sucks big fat donkeydick.

[NagisaxKaworu]

For some reason, I find 2:47-2:53 to be absolutely adorable.

[masterbassist93]

hbi, do you live in tuscan? my sister goes to college there

[NagisaxKaworu]

0:15-0:29. LOL.

[lozfoe444]

1:41 Wait... vampires don't have reflections.

[Gingerkyd]

BAGELS!

[Kingakuzutto]

Man this is hilarious. I love it.

[DarkPhoenixMishima]

Click the link, look for the one that has Fuhrer in the name.

I'm not sure on the full name

[Ruby150]

hbi2k, I apologize, but, can you provide a downloadable version (yes, I've seen the vid, explaining how to do it, but, I have Explorer, so I have no fuckin idea how to do it)

[hbi2k]

You also apparently don't know how to read the video description. What, do you need me to hand-deliver it to you? (-:

[Ruby150]

... Do I look like someone who reads?

[Ruby150]

hbi2k, no offense, but, didn't your parents ever teach you to be nice to mentally retarded people?! Because I have a mild case of autism (no, seriously, I do)!

[IchigoDA]

It sucks that your autistic, but hbi had no idea that you were. No offense, but if a little sarcasm is too much for you, ya probably shouldn't be on the internet since almost everyone on it are assholes to one another.

[hbi2k]

If your problem is serious enough that you couldn't read the video description (or use a text-to-speech program to read it to you, which is how a former classmate of mine with severe dyslexia kept up with the required reading), I have to wonder how you expected to read my response to your comment.

[Tyler1337Admin]

Indeed, hbi. But even IF he has Autism, then what's the problem? I have autism myself! I have no problem reading or writing, and it's mild as well. I abridge and parody with little problem at all. I might be missing the point here...

[Ruby150]

hbi (is it alright iff I call you hbi?), if you saw half of the students at my school, you'd be embaressed to call them Americans! Some can't even tell the difference between "there", "they're", and "their"!

[ThePRPD2]

What does the students at your school have to do with you being supposedly autistic.

[DarkPhoenixMishima]

I agree, we don't really care about them.

[DarkPhoenixMishima]

Or to keep up with your Ask hbi2k videos to find out how to download youtube videos though Firefox.

[bobfreeze]

what is the song at 4:04!?!?! message me

[secretagentmatsuda]

lol portal

[NothingSpecialx9]

ahahaa xD

wich animes i used ?

and songs?

[linkzeldi]

Lol invader zim.. I loved that show but nick had to go and cancel it...

[EntertainmentIsGood]

Now that was much needed comedy XD

[SageVallant]

I'm sorry but... the vampire hunter D / George of the Jungle thing... is effing hilarious

[13darkjems]

wonder full ending. i was fine. cracking up but fine. THEN THAT DAME POTATO CHIP! oh god, i think my lungs just burst.

[Valnaught]

Nice sound byte from Bram Stoker's Dracula.