Al Murray

[TheNextSynyster]

Planes*  my phone apparently doesn't know the difference

[TheNextSynyster]

I do have to say though, if one is going to say something about either of the world wars, one must know that, without the Canadians, the Germans would have destroyed Britain, and your allies. I knew a man, fought as a tailgunner in a Lanc, and shot down 2 messerschmidts. And, if if weren't for the French, many US, British, and Canadian plans would have gone down. Thanks to the French, phosphorus never made it into many of the bombs, sand did.

[xBlindFerretx]

Wow, some people are thick as pig shit. Al Murray is a parody of a left wing Brit, it's a character, it's not real, it's not his opinions. I can't believe it even needed explaining.

[angels77100]

Hey fuck that guy with his cheap ass shot at us Irish-Americans. Yeah like we were traded for fucking potatoes. That drunk ass Brit needs to do his research. Fucking limey fuck.

[kerrigor778]

@angels77100 listen mate, if you go to see al murray or watching him you are looking for/to be insulted/insults and it's fucking comedy not to be taken seriously

[angels77100]

@kerrigor778 Yes I totally agree with you there buddy up until I browsed through the comments where fans of Al Murray are attacking innocence American citizens in a copycat pattern where they believe it's cool to attack Americans just because Al Murray does it. Comedy is comedy (we should know as we give the world comedy) until someone attacks Americans.

[JayyOneill]

people stop getting your knickers in a twist! hes a comedian who does sketch shows and comedy shows this is one of many characters he plays and one of his most loved, hence why he uses him as his stand up routine, soo shallap and enjoy his pure geniusness! XD

[toddyhotrox]

Chicken in a basket v The Apollo moon landings. GREAT BRITAIN for the win!

[mrgejwaites]

Only English people can really appreciate Al Murrays comedy.

[jeffers1975]

if your not in a fight from the start, your not in a fight at all... LOVE IT!!! war is hell neil, we know, but only when your fucking loosing... hahaha

[dabriadancer123]

5 people are american and someone is an idiot its not peckham??? its beckham you idiot

[dabriadancer123]

5 people are american

[Antidisestablishmify]

@dabriadancer123 Why do you have to American to dislike this? I thought it was hilarious, and I'm American.

[PetrCechNo1]

Put Britian back on the map by taking Peckham clean off of it LMFAO

[goth9ever]

this mans a fucking legend XD

[basildonboi18]

chicken in a basket £4.50 man on the moon 8 BILLION BUCKS!

[MartinHaddy95]

hahahahahaha, fucking americans, retards!

[vict0r1ous]

maybe british thinking is great...but beer kills it

[K6C10]

War is hell Neil but only when you're losing! hahahahah

[125eskimo]

hes fukin well rite about ww2 fuck yh we won it not the yanks

[Coruscant98]

@125eskimo That isn't entirely accurate squire.

[125eskimo]

@Coruscant98 fuck yh :D

[125eskimo]

@Coruscant98 wat u mean ?

[125eskimo]

@Coruscant98 i dont care we won

[blobby1972]

@125eskimo yea and we all shared the prize.

[EmperorStiggy]

Turn on "Transcribe audio"and read what it says! :D

[zzebowa]

THis guy is so funny! Perhaps only to the English, because in fact we all have a bit of this character in us!

[666DUFFY]

What show is this from?

[basildonboi18]

im sorry neil NO.. if you're not in fight from the start squire you're not in the fight at all..............bloody brilliant

[portman58]

It's a fucking joke.It's comedy get over it.

[basildonboi18]

funniest man alive

[PingeyPongey]

I guess British humour also encompasses the British capability to be able to take a joke. Something our long lost colonials seem to have lost. Which is why I guess its coming as such a shock to see so many Americans having a fit over a little joke.

[MrJimmyboy1972]

this is comedy. if you are british you will understand it, if you are not you wont. if you come from another country and want to be like us. learn about us. we dont need to learn about you.

[mikapromotesobesity]

@MrJimmyboy1972 racist idiot

[MrJimmyboy1972]

@mikapromotesobesity where are you from? britain, or some far flung land. eh! just landed, eh! "all hail to the ale" its a joke. cant you see it?

[bikingtubbs]

this man needs to rule England now

[Shropshireladdie]

@bikingtubbs

I second that!

[SiNN4R]

It's the british version of Larry the Cable guy.

[mezza205]

@SiNN4R yeah i agree.. im british, love comedy including some americans hes very much like larry.

[weasel990]

@SiNN4R fuckin hardly, larry the cable is a fuckin retard, nothing he says is original, he just dumbs it down for his kin folk, this mans comedy is sharp intelligent, and witty, not overweight and covered in gravy and stupidity

[ghosterdude]

doesn't he ever need to take a piss during his shows?

[sparhawk1975]

theboss2342=attention seeker..

[smigger]

"This beer glass was made in...FRANCE!!!"

"And this beer came from...GERMANY!!!"

lol

[CleartheStone99]

i like the idea of flooding peckham

[MITCHWILD]

I don't have a problem with that, the sooner the better!

[Shangas]

I loooooove Al Murray...He's awesome.

[BigBeero]

anybody know which show this clip comes from, i want to get the whole deal - its fantastic humour and comedy

[tonyoffpompey]

it's from the DVD - "Glass of White Wine for the Lady"

Recommend that one and "Giving It Both barrels" as his best two for sure mate. Though they're all good

[sailorboy660]

everybody knows the boss comes from america, he,s the brilliant bruce spingsteen. (a fine old british name by the way)

[swollower]

@the boss2432, Jesus you have a real anger problem .If you dont like it -DONT watch it ! Simple really innit

[classicsfiend01]

theboss2432, you are an idiot, its a persona

now shut the hell up

[theboss2432]

what a stupid cunt,how can the audience find this twat funny?

[bru16]

@theboss2432 shhhhhh

[theboss2432]

lol

[wren1966]

@theboss2432 why watch all his clips if he's such a cunt,the twat is a bit closer to home

[theboss2432]

ah fuck off and don't annoy me,english wanks

[wren1966]

people wonder why micks have the piss taken out of them for being thick ! meet the boss

[theboss2432]

I'll kick ur fuckn head in u english cunt if i ever see you,every one hates the english,the irish are loved and welcomed everywhere we go,what does that tell you?u fuckn english scum

[wren1966]

shut up you spud munching mug

[theboss2432]

fuck u u english scum bastard,i hate u fuckn cunts,jesus u r the slime of the earth

[WcWGoldbergWcW]

where do you come from?

[theboss2432]

well it'snot england lol

I'll give you three guess's

[WcWGoldbergWcW]

america?

[theboss2432]

what the fuck is ur problem?

[N64isgreat]

@theboss2432 why are you commenting on all the Al Murray videos with anti-UK shit? Hmm?

I would almost think that you were some kind of youtube troll.

[peterbf91]

he is soo funny, but is even more funny reading the people who get offended by him.

ATTENTION: It jokes take it all in stride,he just proud to be british.

[sichosi]

yeah we do know, he's a comedian. he takes the piss out of things. if you take him seriously, that just shows what an idiot you are

[buddyjesus1000]

yip!

[WartrainWoW]

Read up on all your history and not just the bits of the war you want to hear to make you and your country look good.

[LEdPRINCEgirl]

ha! lol. he can't bare to utter the words 'france' and 'germany!'

[godie666]

does anyone know where i can watch this whole show?

[durtgalour]

U obviously like ben insulted..

How is insults funny???

[570793]

It's the...WAY...the insult comes. But when you insult someone for a laugh - not being seriouse about it - then it's good 2 be able 2 laugh @ urself. Have a sense of humour! If you cant laugh at yourself then your just a miserable bastard & probably a bit self-righteous! Yes im sure that I made gramatical erors in this comment and im sure that gramatical isnt a word but i know what you "youtube people" r like - get the fuck over it - we the british invented the language & can speak how we like!

[Dementedbreakfast]

Corrrrrrrfuckingect!

[fraybentos666]

hahahah 570793..... that was a beautiful British youtube comment that..... number faackkkinnn one!!!!

[durtgalour]

Hate him he is sooo insulting!!

[jakadict]

So?

[digbaveofchaos]

Go Grow a pair

[DaveODrisc]

"We wanted our war films to remain cheerful!"

That's was proper funny as fuck!!

I wake up giggling about some of this stuff!

I'm going to America next summer and I'm gonna tear my yanky relatives appart with some of this material!

Of course I love em but,well they are mostly technically yanks so you gotta take the piss a bit!

(it would be rude not to!)

Anyway....

Nice one Al!(and cheers!)

Fucking master of stand up mate!

[catchy1986]

top dog number fucking one!

[ffx4lif]

lol jonathon rosses prank call was so fucking funny

[o8QWERTYo8]

"The point is this.."

[chezo84]

al murray  is funnier than johnathan ross. john is not funny

[Keromor]

Completely different styles though

[chezo84]

yeah in no but he took piss out of someone on the radio which is well tight i didnt like him before that happened

[oMeGaSoLjaX]

@chezo84 That would be because Jonathan Ross isn't a stand-up comedian fuckwit...

[BlackJaguar1100]

@chezo84 by far i think jonathans a bit of an ass

[james680286]

dont be stupid

[Booyaka9000]

This whole performance used to be on here but it's gone now. Where was this one? I gonna pick up the DVD from his site.

[Chrismackie12]

isnt that what communists say?

[Chrismackie12]

reply to felicitycumming btw

[prolo67]

@Chris

and if?what is your problem with it?

[Sus1e06]

I'm a scouser and love his joke about scousers lol..woo hoo...LOVE YOU AL!!!!!!

[younggiftedandskint]

He's a legend... Genuine light-hearted comedy.. Factual, but funny!

[liaserethguitarist12]

awesome

[Vs3DrHobo]

"People in the 40% tax margin should be able to write personalized messages on the fucking things!"

Cracks me up every time :)

[alisutton]

Brilliant!

[Vs3DrHobo]

Some people take comedy far too seriously. I see Americans ragging on Al for being funny, yet they don't say a word to the American black comedians, oh no! 'Coz that would be RACIST!....Get a grip on reality. I'm Northern Irish and I laughed at the anti Irish part, why? Because I. CAN. TAKE. A. JOKE. America can "give it" yet they can't "take it".

[Monkfish05]

Good on yer VsHobo, ye hit the fucking Nail on the head lol :) Every other fucker gets it, its just a laugh man.

"War is Hell.....But ONLY WHEN YA FUKKIN LOSING!!!!" Bahahahaha!!!!

Good Man, ye get me vote Bonny Lad. TOON TOON!! :D

[greeneyedwriter89]

Well, I'd beg to differ....as an American, I can say Mr. Murray's work is quite amusing.

(Note to self: make a habit of British thinking)

[Vs3DrHobo]

I never meant to say ALL Americans, heck, a fairly large portion of the US population are very light hearted when it comes to people taking the piss out of them. There's just that small portion of you guys who go and ruin it for the rest by giving it the whole "YOUR ONLY JEALOUS BECAUSE OUR COUNTRY IS BETTER!" malarchy...But then every country has those I suppose...

[deamonhunter2015]

too fucking right mate

[Cormyr07]

absolutely hilarious and 'patriotic' man.

Understand that he is JOKING here people :)

[bmwz9602]

chicken in the basket with chips 4.50 pounds

man on the bloody moon 8 billion bux

[FmMan33]

This is a video about comedy, not about faggots shooting yanks... that's a good subject.. but none-the less... enjoy the fucking laughs

[PEWACK38]

its comedy!!! fuckin lighten up will you all

[VigisKane]

funny man

[Jidden2007]

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[Jidden2007]

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[DrTruth007]

@Jidden2007 thumb whore

[OleKyrkjebo]

@Jidden2007 why not just thumbs up the video? 4:53

[DaveODrisc]

WAR IS HELL!(only when you're fucking losing.)

He's a funny fucker !!

[D4vy87]

Got a dgree in history from Oxford don't you know! Clever dude!

[seriousRaver]

You suck

[Pumpkinator08]

Al Murray is fucking amazing. Funniest bloke ever.

[CorruptBrit]

"if werent in the fight from the start, then you werent in the fight at all" LEGEND

[Kreigshundun2]

Thumbs up over there if you are alive. (→)

[Conscept]

YEs.. this guy is qualityyy

[pauleypauleypauley]

hey everyone! My name is paul and i'm from America. I would love to visit the UK someday, and i think it would be really cool if i could start a conversation with someone from another country! Send me a message or comment or whatever! Peace y'all!

[Kreigshundun2]

Oi, I'm a Londoner. What's it like over the pond?

[Samica2093]

hehe

[deamonhunter2015]

im from birmingham england not alabama

[G6T9R]

didnt think it thorough did ya squire! HAHAHA

[mctobermory]

That's why we're top dog number fucking one. lmao

[hatset1a]

hello al! youre welcome for our lager! glad you like it!!!

[ExtremeSteve]

Shit, I meant to thumbs up crazyfish 99's comment, not thumbs down it.

Al Murray = Legend!

[untwerf]

Dude..i'm totally gonna give ya a thumbs up for you honesty!!

[dapunkof1975]

God, this guy is funny

[joeyv134]

we wanted are war films to remain cheerful lmao wt a legnd

[wizzboy76]

OUR not are.

[thepengu]

"Britian won World War 2 all by it's self with no help what so ever" lol funny Americans must get abit angry with this because they act like they won all by their selfs lol =P

[wizzboy76]

Well said.

[edydon]

We do not.

Lots of Brits in war movies.

Problem with Americans:

Overpaid, oversexed, overhere.

Problem with British:

Underpaid, undersexed, under Ike

[thecrazyfish99]

'you aint in a fight from the start, squire, you aint in a fight at all, son' hahahaha genius

[dhesquire]

Long live the Queen! He is so funny.

[prolo67]

see,for all the yanks,he DOES take the piss out of his country.dumbfucks.

[prolo67]

he´s legend!!a living one though;)

[philos4r]

dont get me wrong he is funny but is a tool.

[ketmaniac]

And you're a tool but not funny at all.

[akwalek]

pawns in an evil fvckin game.

[DonLoganUK]

the japs forced there hand

[edydon]

And Hitler forced yours

Fair is fair

[oigivup]

hes aint rong about the welsh either lol

[oigivup]

nope hes 100% right

[predator535]

He's not wrong about Americas war efforts

[Meadsy25204742]

Now.....the point is this!

[DAZZAMAGOO]

Chicken in a basket £4.50 lol

[philos4r]

Divide and conquer brainwash flattery in action.comedy is one of the ways to manipulate us ask ali g

[PalebobUK]

its a trap, it's all an act...a wind up! the people who get offended cant see this. Thus making themselves look stupid! lol he's jenius.

[philos4r]

comedy like this sneaks into our mind as a joke buts its not as it is. comedy controling bainpower think about what am saying

[vmistry94]

lol your retarded, seems your the one who's been brainwashed

[younggiftedandskint]

Get a life. It's what British humour is all about. If you don't like it we don't want to hear your comment

[Scavenger88]

If you can't read between the lines and just take everything as a joke than it doesn't matter if there are "hidden messages" in the jokes a comedian tell, since you can't see the them.

[rikyb]

Did you see his piece about people not being down to earth and sensible... you are not.

[mikesakhalin]

Tit

[BiGWiLLHaZReTurNeD]

beat that neil your man on the bloody moon aye?!?! chiken in a basket 4 pound fifty, man on the moon 8 billion bucks! u didnt think it thru did u squire? - lol al murray fuckin class!

[moochkin]

hahah i love al murray, and its nice to see that this place is so far free from the morons that turn it into a political debate ^^ makes me laugh everytime this guy.

[1stPDFilms]

Hes right. Its the truth in comedy xD

[08JCameron]

Notice the wooden sound his heads makes, when he taps it... XD

[Adzw121]

if ur not in the fight from the start ur not in the war at all lol

so true lol

great comedian

[younggiftedandskint]

Which show is it that this is from?

[lillypheonix]

war is hell but only when your fucking loosing!!! great! love it! :D

[djfiftykent07]

The Welsh rule Al... :D

[Wapitup]

hahah brilliant!!

[fuglyno1]

thats hilarious

[Isandlwana]

That woman sitting next to Steve is quite pretty.

[LordEikasia]

"Beat that Neil, with your man on the bloody Moon!"

Hilarious stuff!

[Dematre]

This guy is brilliant, my favourite comedian

[thesherbet]

Great video mate. Gotta get me that DVD asap